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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:28:00 -
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Jack Lennox wrote:
I don't think he does, you might need to explain it to him in simpler terms.
If the dude doesn't know how to highsec merc, I doubt he would understand nullsec lol
Check my employment history, I may or may not know a thing or two about nullsec. |
Stoop Paz
Merrill's Marauders
0
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:38:00 -
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Jack Lennox wrote:Voyager Arran wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Voyager Arran wrote:You guys have a great future ahead of you.
(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results). How's that Aeon doing by the way? You do realize that random GoonWaffe members aren't personally responsible for everything that happens everywhere, right? (That's the GIA's job) I don't think he does, you might need to explain it to him in simpler terms. If the dude doesn't know how to highsec merc, I doubt he would understand nullsec lol
Dude, remember your bike you got in the 8th grade? that was because your mom was having clients like me...
dude, you should be calling me daddy! |
Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:25:00 -
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Apparently GoonWaffe is in the low 100's on BattleClinic Rankings, so I guess that means I am decreed your moral superior.
I await your tribute. |
Stoop Paz
Merrill's Marauders
0
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:34:00 -
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are you sad because I didnt give your mom isk?
I dont pay to goons
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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts. Break-A-Wish Foundation
1297
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:44:00 -
[95] - Quote
Any bets on when they merge into Marmite? I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess. |
Dark Renegade
Hillarity Ensues
7
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:51:00 -
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I was wondering why this was linked to my corp's advertisement.. I guess for the lols. Realistically, everyone wants to end up on top. However, the reality is that no one starts there. If you dont have a superb record yet, you could always work up to one. Anyhow this thread was a good read. My name is dark renegade, and I approve this thread.
*puts his stamp of approval on everyone's comments* |
Stoop Paz
Merrill's Marauders
0
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:13:00 -
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Dark Renegade wrote:I was wondering why this was linked to my corp's advertisement.. I guess for the lols. Realistically, everyone wants to end up on top. However, the reality is that no one starts there. If you dont have a superb record yet, you could always work up to one. Anyhow this thread was a good read. My name is dark renegade, and I approve this thread.
*puts his stamp of approval on everyone's comments*
indeed, this is all for entertainment.
thanks for the vote of approval!
O7 |
Chaotix Morwen
Ugly Duckling Inc
11
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Posted - 2014.04.27 06:36:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Chaotix Morwen wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Chaotix Morwen wrote:You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.
Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.
I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at. 1 billion, up front payment. Thanks for not answering all of my questions...what timespan can i expect to get this done by? Additionally 1 billion isk upfront most likely will not be happening, this service isnt worth that much...and that much isk upfront with no gurantee kinda tells me id be wasting that much isk. Can you please flesh out payment details and address my concerns as a customer? Don't make me laugh. You're obviously not serious, given your previous "participation" here. Show me some isk and we'll talk. Somehow I doubt you're willing to put your money where your mouth is.
I am very serious, your obviously not taking this very seriously by not addressing my concerns, nor by helping me come to an agreement. I am not willing to pay 1 billion isk upfront to a merc group that has little evidence of success, for all i know you will take the isk and not do the job.
I would be willing to pay the 50 mil wardec fee upfront, then pay 60 mil per POCO destroyed (30 mil upon reinforcement, 30 mil upon destruction). I feel this is a more acceptable deal, now about the timespan question you havent answered so far... |
Dave Stark
5122
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Posted - 2014.04.27 07:35:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Don't make me laugh. You're obviously not serious, given your previous "participation" here. Show me some isk and we'll talk. Somehow I doubt you're willing to put your money where your mouth is.
you know earlier when i told you about insulting potential customers? yeah. this is it. |
Jack Lennox
Killing With a Smile
98
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Posted - 2014.04.27 08:25:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Jack Lennox wrote:Stoop Paz wrote:im not mad. just gonna make you lose some ships. its all good bro. have fun. Oh damn gurl, think you can add me in as bad standing and uhhhh "make you lose some ships" too? Damn I think I made you mad. 5 posts in a row! Winning!
lol whoops, yeah I guess I did do that huh? Nah I was just really drunk so, of course, I didn't think to simply quote the right parts and throw everything in one post, was having too much fun going through the posts and I missed and laughing Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?-á Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!-á EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban! |
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Bumsicle Wedgie
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
96
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Posted - 2014.04.27 08:39:00 -
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I like these guys, they've got spunk.
Mmm. Spunk. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 14:55:00 -
[102] - Quote
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
I am very serious, your obviously not taking this very seriously by not addressing my concerns, nor by helping me come to an agreement. I am not willing to pay 1 billion isk upfront to a merc group that has little evidence of success, for all i know you will take the isk and not do the job.
I would be willing to pay the 50 mil wardec fee upfront, then pay 60 mil per POCO destroyed (30 mil upon reinforcement, 30 mil upon destruction). I feel this is a more acceptable deal, now about the timespan question you havent answered so far...
Go **** yourself with your bullshit "contract" and your lowball ******* pay.
1. If you actually wanted this contract done, why would you talk about the details in a public forum?
2. If we assume you're just an idiot (possible) for the point above, why would *I* take the contract after all the details had been discussed in a public forum?
3. Why would I take a lowball contract offer that isn't even worth undocking for?
4. Go **** yourself, since you're obviously not serious anyway.
Edit:
5. Why would I need a wardec for a lowsec POCO? |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 14:59:00 -
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Bumsicle Wedgie wrote:I like these guys, they've got spunk.
Mmm. Spunk.
And to people who are serious about their contracts, we're equally as tenacious with our pvp. The smack-talk is free. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 15:06:00 -
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And to all the people talking about how I treat my "customers", you're not my customer until I say you are. Up until that point, you're just another ******* with a problem and a number that you're willing to pay to solve that problem.
Until I decide that number is worth my time and effort, you're just another nobody. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
474
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Posted - 2014.04.27 15:20:00 -
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Quote:Break-A-Wish Foundation Declares War Against Merrill's Marauders From: CONCORD Sent: 2014.04.27 15:20
Break-A-Wish Foundation has declared war on Merrill's Marauders. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved. If war is due to a corporation at war joining an alliance, then the war starts immediately instead. For your convenience we have included the appropriate CONCORD War Rules:
The weekly cost is 50,000,000.00 ISK and you will receive a bill which needs to be paid promptly to maintain the war. If the bill is not paid before it is due then the war will be cancelled. If the war is cancelled then do not pay any outstanding bills for that war.
When an active war has been cancelled, there is a 24 hour grace period during which you can still be legally attacked.
If you are at war with a corporation that joins an alliance then the war will change from being against the corporation to being against the alliance.
If you are at war with an alliance and a corporation leaves that alliance then you will still be at war with the alliance but also temporarily at war with the corporation that left. The war against the corporation that leaves an alliance lasts 24 hours during this period you can attack them until the war expires.
Should you wish to resume hostilities against such a corporation then you need to declare war again.
Kandik Orwell wrote:And to people who are serious about their contracts, we're equally as tenacious with our pvp. The smack-talk is free.
I look forward to finding out how tenacious you actually are.
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Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
3770
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Posted - 2014.04.27 15:36:00 -
[106] - Quote
Apologies,
We did not feel like waiting for you to declare war on a corp. And then just join as allies.
We thought with all the clients you have you would have had a few outgoing wars by now.
The Kane Inquisition declared war From: CONCORD Sent: 2014.04.27 15:25
Cannibal Kane has declared war on Merrill's Marauders on behalf of The Kane Inquisition. "Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |
Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
75
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Posted - 2014.04.27 15:51:00 -
[107] - Quote
Kandik Orwell wrote:And to all the people talking about how I treat my "customers", you're not my customer until I say you are. Up until that point, you're just another ******* with a problem and a number that you're willing to pay to solve that problem.
Until I decide that number is worth my time and effort, you're just another nobody.
Talking down to your customers as a means of asserting the value of your service would probably work better if you weren't an 8-man corp with no background that nobody has ever heard of. It's you who are just another nobody. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 16:25:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:
Talking down to your customers as a means of asserting the value of your service would probably work better if you weren't an 8-man corp with no background that nobody has ever heard of. It's you who are just another nobody.
Alternatively: "**** you you're not my customer" is a great self-fulfilling statement but not much of a sales pitch.
On what planet is anyone taking part in this flame war a "customer"? Come on that's ridiculous and you know it. Now you're just trying to win an argument. You can go now. |
Gordo Villa
Arbitrary Spaceship Destruction The Devil's Warrior Alliance
1
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Posted - 2014.04.27 16:27:00 -
[109] - Quote
Kandik, you are not you when you are hungry. Eat a snickers. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
477
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Posted - 2014.04.27 16:35:00 -
[110] - Quote
Quote:Ally Has Joined a War From: CONCORD Sent: 2014.04.27 15:43
Eden Security and Tactics has joined Merrill's Marauders in a war against you. Their participation in the war will start at 2014.04.27 19:42
The war hasn't even started and you're already trembling. |
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Dave Stark
5147
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Posted - 2014.04.27 16:48:00 -
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Gordo Villa wrote:Kandik, you are not you when you are hungry. Eat a snickers. he's acting like a right diva. |
Jack Lennox
Killing With a Smile
101
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Posted - 2014.04.27 16:48:00 -
[112] - Quote
Kandik Orwell wrote:Voyager Arran wrote:
Talking down to your customers as a means of asserting the value of your service would probably work better if you weren't an 8-man corp with no background that nobody has ever heard of. It's you who are just another nobody.
Alternatively: "**** you you're not my customer" is a great self-fulfilling statement but not much of a sales pitch.
On what planet is anyone taking part in this flame war a "customer"? Come on that's ridiculous and you know it. Now you're just trying to win an argument. You can go now.
I think you actually did have a dude trying to hire you before you verbally abused him. Even if he wasn't serious (which I'm pretty sure he was), other actual potential clients will see this thread, see your unprofessional manner and low intelligence and go, "Well, I'll just go hire a competent corp instead." You're basically just boning yourself here, I recommend disbanding corp and biomassing your toon.
That being said, please don't do either one of those things, this is way too funny to just throw away Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?-á Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!-á EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban! |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:21:00 -
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Jack Lennox wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Voyager Arran wrote:
Talking down to your customers as a means of asserting the value of your service would probably work better if you weren't an 8-man corp with no background that nobody has ever heard of. It's you who are just another nobody.
Alternatively: "**** you you're not my customer" is a great self-fulfilling statement but not much of a sales pitch.
On what planet is anyone taking part in this flame war a "customer"? Come on that's ridiculous and you know it. Now you're just trying to win an argument. You can go now. I think you actually did have a dude trying to hire you before you verbally abused him. Even if he wasn't serious (which I'm pretty sure he was), other actual potential clients will see this thread, see your unprofessional manner and low intelligence and go, "Well, I'll just go hire a competent corp instead." You're basically just boning yourself here, I recommend disbanding corp and biomassing your toon. That being said, please don't do either one of those things, this is way too funny to just throw away
We're having a good laugh over here. It's *hilarious* to watch all you guys stroking Kane. Looking forward to the wardecs too :D |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:28:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
By the way Kane, you forgot to mention that your corp is ranked 22000 on battleclinic. That's paltry compared to my corps ranking of 7010. |
Dave Stark
5149
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:31:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
By the way Kane, you forgot to mention that your corp is ranked 22000 on battleclinic. That's paltry compared to my corps ranking of 7010.
then you'll have great fun linking the war report where you thoroughly decimate him, right? keep us regularly updated, if you can kill kane you might regain some of the credit you totally dashed with your terrible PR mantra of "tell everyone to go **** themselves". |
Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
3772
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:32:00 -
[116] - Quote
Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
By the way Kane, you forgot to mention that your corp is ranked 22000 on battleclinic. That's paltry compared to my corps ranking of 7010.
So?
You are ranked 74 000. What s your point? That I am ranked better then your entire corp.
Cool huh... "Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:48:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
By the way Kane, you forgot to mention that your corp is ranked 22000 on battleclinic. That's paltry compared to my corps ranking of 7010. So? You are ranked 74 000. What s your point? That I am ranked better then your entire corp? My corp is a few days old compared to yours and it is already at 22 000. The BAW Alliance is sitting pretty just above 200. Cool huh...
They're ranked higher than us? What's your point? Of course there are corps and alliances ranked higher than us, just like our corp is ranked higher than yours. I was not the one who started this pissing contest about rankings. Go read your original post. I could care less what your personal all time score is, your toon has been way more active than mine. I have taken years off the game to get degrees, have careers etc. You clearly haven't, and that's fine by me, you like EvE a lot, and that's great.
I was simply trying to promote my corp using the existing mechanics on BC. If you feel like you can do better than we can, because of your super l33t ranking, then put up your own ad. But you didn't do that, you showed up here like a tool and took a **** on what we're trying to do. And that's fine, but don't get mad when we troll you back.
Considering you've actually wardecced us in game, I'd say that's sufficient evidence to say that you really are mad, bro. You mad.
It's just a game bro, don't get all butthurt. |
Cannibal Kane
The Kane Inquisition
3773
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:52:00 -
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Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
By the way Kane, you forgot to mention that your corp is ranked 22000 on battleclinic. That's paltry compared to my corps ranking of 7010. So? You are ranked 74 000. What s your point? That I am ranked better then your entire corp? My corp is a few days old compared to yours and it is already at 22 000. The BAW Alliance is sitting pretty just above 200. Cool huh... They're ranked higher than us? What's your point? Of course there are corps and alliances ranked higher than us, just like our corp is ranked higher than yours. I was not the one who started this pissing contest about rankings. Go read your original post. I could care less what your personal all time score is, your toon has been way more active than mine. I have taken years off the game to get degrees, have careers etc. You clearly haven't, and that's fine by me, you like EvE a lot, and that's great. I was simply trying to promote my corp using the existing mechanics on BC. If you feel like you can do better than we can, because of your super l33t ranking, then put up your own ad. But you didn't do that, you showed up here like a tool and took a **** on what we're trying to do. And that's fine, but don't get mad when we troll you back. Considering you've actually wardecced us in game, I'd say that's sufficient evidence to say that you really are mad, bro. You mad. It's just a game bro, don't get all butthurt.
"super l33t ranking" I doubt you have anything but basic education with that comment not to mention the profanity use.
And remember. You said "we are top ranked first." I just said that it is not important.
Your entire comment here basically says what I said in the first post. So why the hostility against my post if you agree with my statement?
"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk |
Stoop Paz
Merrill's Marauders
0
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:58:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:[quote=Kandik Orwell][quote=Cannibal Kane]
"super l33t ranking" I doubt you have anything but basic education with that comment not to mention the profanity use.
And remember. You said "we are top ranked first." I just said that it is not important.
Your entire comment here basically says what I said in the first post. So why the hostility against my post if you agree with my statement?
So we are profane and uneducated? OK. Sure.
Its obvious you care a lot about our opinion. Since you are actively watching for each post we make, sending private mails and wardecing us, I know how much you care.
I feel so good knowing you care about us. please stay in touch. *smooches* |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
5
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:02:00 -
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Stoop Paz wrote:
actively watching for each post we make, sending private mails and wardecing us,
This is glorious how butthurt you guys clearly are. GLORIOUS I SAY.
Thanks for keeping us on top of C&P for day 3. |
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