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Serene Repose
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Posted - 2014.05.04 18:11:00 -
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...when the Fanfest is over and all the attendees come home full of that starglow in their eyes. "You know what they're gonna do next?" The scent of ice eminates from them like new car smell. A month later GD fills with "Hey. You promised at Fanfest!" posts. The seasons of EVE. Just like home. I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.05.04 18:13:00 -
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Much like when a family pet first returns from the Vet still under the influence of sedation. This eventually wears off and they soon return to molesting your furniture. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Doreen Kaundur
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:28:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Much like when a family pet first returns from the Vet still under the influence of sedation. This eventually wears off and they soon return to molesting your furniture.
Or that awesome girl you were chatting up at the club last night wakes up in your basement from the stuff you put in her drink...and she's not so friendly anymore. Keeps talking about calling the police. Real downer.
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:31:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:Doc Fury wrote:Much like when a family pet first returns from the Vet still under the influence of sedation. This eventually wears off and they soon return to molesting your furniture. Or that awesome girl you were chatting up at the club last night wakes up in your basement from the stuff you put in her drink...and she's not so friendly anymore. Keeps talking about calling the police. Real downer. And then some egger comes along and shoots up your pleasure hub. It's such a pain in the ass. Being Kruul is suffering. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
Felicity Love
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.05.05 02:24:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:
Or that awesome girl you were chatting up at the club last night wakes up in your basement from the stuff you put in her drink...and she's not so friendly anymore. Keeps talking about calling the police. Real downer.
Or that awesome girl has a much huskier voice than you remember the night before... but you can all her "Lola".
"HTFU ! " -á--- -áKatee Sackhoff, aka "The F-Bomb Queen of EVE" ! !-á
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Doreen Kaundur
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Posted - 2014.05.05 04:07:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:
Or that awesome girl you were chatting up at the club last night wakes up in your basement from the stuff you put in her drink...and she's not so friendly anymore. Keeps talking about calling the police. Real downer.
Or that awesome girl has a much huskier voice than you remember the night before... but you can all her "Lola".
I was wondering why she had a 5 o'clock shadow showing through her makeup.
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Vyl Vit
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Posted - 2014.05.05 07:32:00 -
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Just like those cute kids you bounced off the wall....uh...your KNEE, insisting they're all grown up, and they have their rights, who when out to prove their adulthood, always have to call collect? Does that really knock the shine off of things? Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
Pok Nibin
Filial Pariahs
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Posted - 2014.05.05 07:34:00 -
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Trying to stay in the spirit of things here: After a long night of tippling moonshine you find yourself suddenly attacked by diminutive aliens which you spend the rest of the night fighting off. Waking up way after noon the next day, you go to have your coffee on the front porch to the sight of gunshot chickens littering the front yard...like that? Dont fight it; Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs; You know you want to. |
Felicity Love
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:14:00 -
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Pok Nibin wrote:Trying to stay in the spirit of things here: After a long night of tippling moonshine you find yourself suddenly attacked by diminutive aliens which you spend the rest of the night fighting off. Waking up way after noon the next day, you go to have your coffee on the front porch to the sight of gunshot chickens littering the front yard...like that?
... you forgot the banjo on the porch and the cattle mutilations, but yeah, it's all good.
"HTFU ! " -á--- -áKatee Sackhoff, aka "The F-Bomb Queen of EVE" ! !-á
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