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Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
95
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:21:00 -
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You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.
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Landrae
Blood Angel Asylum
166
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:30:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.
+1 internets for making me giggle. Apple was going to make a smaller version of the iPod touch for kids, until they realized that " iTouch Kids " wouldn't be an appropriate name. |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
146
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:56:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.
As opposed to a man's vagina?
You might be an EVE Gamer if you have to close the curtains to avoid toxic doses of Vitamin D |
Jett0
Team Kitty Choke Slam
25
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:57:00 -
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You might be an EVE player if... A coworker says they can't take it anymore and you ask "can i haz your stuff" |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp KRYSIS.
4
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:59:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:you might have spent too much time indoors if you think threads like this are funny and/or entertaining
Woot troll number 3.
New rule, troller posts get quoted with
You might be a Eve Troll if.. you cant find humor in the enjoyment of others. |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp KRYSIS.
4
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Posted - 2011.11.16 22:01:00 -
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OMG im rolling with laughter, keep it up. The record last time i did one of these was 16 pages. Im betting with the increased player base we can beat that easily. |
Nephilius
Pillage and Plunder Salvage Co.
39
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Posted - 2011.11.16 22:28:00 -
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...You pull up to your garage after work and then call the wife to request docking permission.
Part 2...she has to take a few minutes to think about it before granting it and hitting the garage door opener. If you bring down a giant, you're a hero. If you kill something weak-even if it has to die-then you will endure contempt. |
Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate Not Usually Killing Everyone.
170
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Posted - 2011.11.16 22:31:00 -
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...when you make EVE lolcats
edit: damnit CCP "%20" breaks links
http://s328.photobucket.com/albums/l338/Xenoninja42/EVE%20LOLCATS/ The Drake is a Lie |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
147
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Posted - 2011.11.16 22:32:00 -
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Nephilius wrote:...You pull up to your garage after work and then call the wife to request docking permission.
Or you spend too much time at the computer and the wife denies you docking permission... |
Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate Not Usually Killing Everyone.
170
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Posted - 2011.11.16 22:34:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Nephilius wrote:...You pull up to your garage after work and then call the wife to request docking permission. Or you spend too much time at the computer and the wife denies you docking permission...
...when she knows exactly what you're talking about and even talks dirty to you that way. The Drake is a Lie |
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EvEa Deva
State War Academy Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2011.11.16 22:48:00 -
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You might be a Eve Gamer if............ you would bang your Avatar |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp KRYSIS.
4
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Posted - 2011.11.17 00:06:00 -
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EvEa Deva wrote:You might be a Eve Gamer if............ you would bang your Avatar
LMAO nice , that deffinatley fits,. 1 day and already 3 pages woot
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PlasTic LiTTle
PATLABOR-1
0
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Posted - 2011.11.17 00:38:00 -
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You might be a EVE gamer.... when you do a logofski while you fitghing with the wife. |
Cidwm
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2011.11.17 00:39:00 -
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you might be an EVE gamer if............. You bought extra moniters for more game clients/internet windows you might be an EVE gamer if............. You met your other half on EVE you might be an EVE gamer if............. You see duct tape and think minmitar |
Catlos JeminJees
E.M.P. Industries Shadow of xXDEATHXx
23
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:01:00 -
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PlasTic LiTTle wrote:You might be a EVE gamer.... when you do a logofski while you fitghing with the wife.
LOL
You might be a EVE gamer.... if you refer to your kids as noob care bears |
Jenshae Chiroptera
190
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:10:00 -
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- you keep clicking "D-scan" when EVE isn't even running. - when you are on a date and they are boring you. - when you are boring them and thinking up something to say.
Why can't I STOP my finger moving?!? The muscles hurt! It feels sprained!! Ideas and stuff EVE - the game of sand castles, either building them or kicking them down. |
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Viziam Amarr Empire
90
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:16:00 -
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Cidwm wrote: you might be an EVE gamer if............. You see duct tape and think minmitar
Once, I wondered if I could build a car of some sort out of duct tape and rusty parts...
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Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp KRYSIS.
4
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Posted - 2011.11.18 14:11:00 -
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You might be an Eve Gamer if.. you solo fly a noob ship against gate camps just for the hilarity of it. |
Cpt Greagor
Liquid Relief
44
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Posted - 2011.11.18 14:17:00 -
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...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game. |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
43
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Posted - 2011.11.18 14:25:00 -
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Cpt Greagor wrote:...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game.
That makes you a bittervet, not an eve player.
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Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp KRYSIS.
4
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:03:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Cpt Greagor wrote:...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game. That makes you a bittervet, not an eve player.
lmao that just means youve played this game for far to long lol |
Whyumadtho
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
31
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:25:00 -
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You might be an Eve Gamer if.. you refer to going out with your girlfriend as a CTA. |
Belidos Goveko
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:32:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.
As opposed to a man's vagina? You might be an EVE Gamer if you have to close the curtains to avoid toxic doses of Vitamin D
A Mangina!
You might be an EVE Gamer if .... you try to plot a route with your sat-nav and spend half an hour looking for the add waypoint button. |
Belidos Goveko
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:33:00 -
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Cpt Greagor wrote:...You pay for a subscription to a game and spend more time on the forums than playing the game.
That kinda just describes gamers in general lol |
Generals4
Caldari State
342
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:38:00 -
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You might be a Eve Gamer if............ every time a page doesn't load you think it got ganked
-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
Boadicea Wales
THE MAGPIE ACQUISITIONS
1
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:40:00 -
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You might be a Eve Gamer if............ are a macic depresive with no life out side of your bed room
You might be a Eve Gamer if............ If you think S.A.D is a good thing |
Acac Sunflyier
Burning Star L.L.C.
27
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:42:00 -
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You might be an Eve gamer if... you're driving down the highway and you want to get some sleep so you try to find safe spot to nap at. |
Palantine Kaundur
wot-ever
3
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:46:00 -
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..... If you have different fittings for your car. |
Generals4
Caldari State
343
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:46:00 -
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You might be a Eve Gamer if........... you ask yourself why no one is mining the polar ice caps -Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
Lucien Visteen
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
48
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Posted - 2011.11.18 15:47:00 -
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- if you buy a skill book, take it home and let is lie somewhere. (what do you mean I actually have to read it to learn it!?) |
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