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Hydrogen
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:36:00 -
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It just happened again! I was flying my faction fitted (corpum-A and the like) damnation, trying to help a corpmate in trouble at a gate in N-RAEL. Him in his faction fitted Navy Apoc and those griefers in 6 frigs, a blackbird, a Curse and a Caracal.
They instantly locked me, when I started shooting. And they also jammed and NOS'd both of us the whole battle. Needless to say him and me died to those cheating griefers.
Let me get this straight: NOS and ECM! Using those is cheating. Yes exactly! My mates ship and mine are worth app 4 bill isk, not coutned our implants. There is no way, that 6 frigs, a Curse, a blackbird and a Caracal should be able to kill us. Only due to NOS and ECM!
Thats not right - not at all. I only hope CCP realizes that too and reimburses both of us.
But anyway I got an idea on how to protect the right people from those cheaters.
The Carebear flag The idea is simple. First of all CCP shoudl implement code to identify true Carebears. Actually that is simple: - everyone who mined more than 1 bill units of Veldspar and/or Scordite - everyone who finished more than 1,000 lvl 2 missions in a gang with 3 corp mates together (all in Raven ofc) - everyone who completed more than 500 player-created courier missions and - everyone who whines about ECM and NOS being overpowered more than once a week.
For all those CCP shoudl add the Carebear flag switch. Whenever a Carebear is shot at by another player, the Carebear switch is automatically turned on (automatic is important for afk mining). When activated, the "hand of god", a 999,999,999,999,999 dmg blast, hits everyone who has no Carebear switch. Everyone who also uses NOS or ECM is instabanned from EvE.
This would rid us for sure of those cheating griefers and make EvE a better place.
CCP listen to your players!
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Ortu Konsinni
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:37:00 -
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good stuff pity some people probably won't detect the humor --- High quality pics of ALL EVE ships!
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Triscuit
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ortu Konsinni good stuff pity some people probably won't detect the humor
More like detect the lack of it. Try harder next time.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:39:00 -
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You are right. You have just fixed eve
Hydrogen for dev tbh
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Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:42:00 -
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call me handsome but dont mostly pvpers complain about the imbalance of ecm and nos?
Originally by: Oveur This is not the conspiracy you are looking for.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:44:00 -
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They should just remove everything except mining lasers from the game tbh.
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GC13
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:44:00 -
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It started out good. Like a plausible "wah, I hate teamwork being effective" rant. But it was too extreme on the numbers for the carebear flag, and the whole "hand of god" idea was just ridiculous. May I suggest instead switching out the Carebear Switch and Hand of God for simpler mid slot AND low slot items, either of which would render you immune to nos, EW, or both? I dunno... That's a bit heavy-handed too, but not as bad.
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Mikal Drey
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:45:00 -
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same here,
i just got ganked by a small gang of ebil peeps can we also make PvP 1v1 only
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Mikal Drey same here,
i just got ganked by a small gang of ebil peeps can we also make PvP 1v1 only
also no death penalty besides walking back to your body. also lets make it so you can't lose your stuff.
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Hydrogen
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Tiuwaz call me handsome but dont mostly pvpers complain about the imbalance of ecm and nos?
Actually to me it always looks as if its people who try to look like some PvPer.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:49:00 -
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Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Mikal Drey same here,
i just got ganked by a small gang of ebil peeps can we also make PvP 1v1 only
also no death penalty besides walking back to your body. also lets make it so you can't lose your stuff.
It would be more effective to remove all hostile actions from the game. Make it about picking flowers.
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Deathbarrage
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:53:00 -
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Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Mikal Drey same here,
i just got ganked by a small gang of ebil peeps can we also make PvP 1v1 only
also no death penalty besides walking back to your body. also lets make it so you can't lose your stuff.
yeah, and we'll get a hearthstone and I'll be the dwarf paladin and you can be the night elf druid =D
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Hydrogen
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: GC13 It started out good. Like a plausible "wah, I hate teamwork being effective" rant. But it was too extreme on the numbers for the carebear flag, and the whole "hand of god" idea was just ridiculous. May I suggest instead switching out the Carebear Switch and Hand of God for simpler mid slot AND low slot items, either of which would render you immune to nos, EW, or both? I dunno... That's a bit heavy-handed too, but not as bad.
Thats exactly my point. Others call it anti NOS- or ECM-capacitor. I called it "hand of god". Basically it mostly comes down to suggestions where a stupid "omgFactionUberFittingShipWithDPoptimizationOnly" should be able to kill anything. There is a pattern and some people fall for it.
The Carebear pattern.
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.06.15 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: Deathbarrage
Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Mikal Drey same here,
i just got ganked by a small gang of ebil peeps can we also make PvP 1v1 only
also no death penalty besides walking back to your body. also lets make it so you can't lose your stuff.
yeah, and we'll get a hearthstone and I'll be the dwarf paladin and you can be the night elf druid =D
only if i can dance for gold
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Kilo Paskaa
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Posted - 2006.06.15 21:10:00 -
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Holy crap, Navy apoc isnt solopwnmobile of doom? Who might have guessed . --------
Quote: MFG I LOST MY NAVY MEGA TO ANGEL EXTRAVAGANZA BHUHHHOOO I QUIT *GUNSHOT*
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Cohkka
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Posted - 2006.06.15 21:27:00 -
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I don't get the joke... is it one?
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Waxau
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Posted - 2006.06.15 21:31:00 -
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Im going to have a guess here that is was TNT that got you? Im guessing a serk in a curse lol. NOS arent overpowered....ECM is. Yet tbh if people dont like them, you can either put up with them, or quit eve (not saying ure moaning...did find that funny :P) Just an overall message here, that after all....play eve if its fun. If not, quit, and rant at CCP when they cant ban ure account anymore
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tomw
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Posted - 2006.06.15 21:33:00 -
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if they nerfed something everytime someone lost faction equiped ships to a mistake we would all be flying indys with no slots. it sucks, been there, move on. _______________________________________________
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xenodia
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Posted - 2006.06.15 21:34:00 -
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Damn I had the words of a flame post already going through my mind... then I read the rest of the post :)
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Zavernus Hamarabi
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Posted - 2006.06.15 21:40:00 -
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Um, i 'get' why it should be funny, but dont find it funny at all. Meh.
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Mr Peanut
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Posted - 2006.06.15 21:40:00 -
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Originally by: tomw if they nerfed something everytime someone lost faction equiped ships to a mistake we would all be flying indys with no slots. it sucks, been there, move on.
Like your character image could suggest, your sense of humor is lacking. Cheers to joke threads!
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Beringe
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Posted - 2006.06.15 22:09:00 -
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Should have left it with only the first four paragraphs.
The flamewar would have reached at least 9 pages. At the very least. ------------------------------------------- "Never underestimate the power of language."
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Zarks
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Posted - 2006.06.15 23:21:00 -
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lol __________________________________________________ |
Giesha Girl
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Posted - 2006.06.15 23:59:00 -
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Edited by: Giesha Girl on 16/06/2006 00:00:55 .
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Yeux Gris
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Posted - 2006.06.16 00:04:00 -
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Originally by: Hydrogen It just happened again! I was flying my faction fitted (corpum-A and the like) damnation, trying to help a corpmate in trouble at a gate in N-RAEL. Him in his faction fitted Navy Apoc and those griefers in 6 frigs, a blackbird, a Curse and a Caracal.
I knew you were both dead once i read blackbird and curse.
also got something for you...'
1 billion matchsticks, two tonnes of glue. now build a bridge and get over it. Being a curse pilot my self you was outsmarted.
if you cant afford to loose it dont fly it! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.06.16 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: Hydrogen *snip*
Flamebait is bad.
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Nebuli
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Posted - 2006.06.16 00:10:00 -
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Originally by: Yeux Gris
Originally by: Hydrogen It just happened again! I was flying my faction fitted (corpum-A and the like) damnation, trying to help a corpmate in trouble at a gate in N-RAEL. Him in his faction fitted Navy Apoc and those griefers in 6 frigs, a blackbird, a Curse and a Caracal.
I knew you were both dead once i read blackbird and curse.
also got something for you...'
1 billion matchsticks, two tonnes of glue. now build a bridge and get over it. Being a curse pilot my self you was outsmarted.
if you cant afford to loose it dont fly it!
Think this post wins, love it when blatent amusement threads get taken seriously.
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Naurhir
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Posted - 2006.06.16 00:14:00 -
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I love the retards making serious replies... |
Hitomi Ayame
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Posted - 2006.06.16 02:56:00 -
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This was sooo close to being funny...
Almost man, almost. - - -
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Blind Man
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Posted - 2006.06.16 03:58:00 -
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actually had me going until the carebear flag part
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