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WraithTouched
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Posted - 2006.07.04 21:48:00 -
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After pwn the s*** out of a Raven in a Ferox i've got this from the pilot:
2006.07.04 20:04 tank you
you kill me i loos a raven assured build by my corpo and a clone without nothing.
i win more of 10 millions isk and i am in 0.0
you re the better spy i know continue y oure genius
kill me again i need isk
2006.07.04 20:44 oki you dont beleive me but if you kill me again i give you half of i win after all why a skilled like stay in empire if its you can kill him oki what you want 2006.07.04 20:29 you want be the better killed of your corpo i have a idea you kill me all the time and i win money
you re a heore and i become rich
ok
2006.07.04 21:39
2006.07.04 20:44 oki you dont beleive me but if you kill me again i give you half of i win after all why a skilled like stay in empire if its you can kill him oki what you want
Maybe CCP should introduce a few new skill: Whining (complaining and menacing in a way that your griever will become scared and think twice about attacking you again. Each Level ads to the menacing and harsher phrasing of your message)
Spell Cheking (Each level makes sure you're whining in a understandable english , to a perfect Oxfordian at lvl 5)
i dedicate this song to him :)
This is the story all about how my day was made, and a whiner got pwn And Id like to take a minute just sit right there and tell you how I got a Raven and the kill of the day
In Kaunokka born and raised On the gates where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, pwning all cool And all shooting some haulers on a bad hair day When a guy on a Raven was up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight but he got scared And said i'me running away to the station at 15k's
He ran, yo this is bad, Running after him like a sledghammer after glass Is this what the people of the Tau Ceti livin like, Hmm our killboards might be alright!
I warped in and when it came near him Overview said pwn and had a carebear in the helm If anything I could say that this guy was rare But I thought now forget it, yo send him home
I pulled about seven or eight voleys And I yelled to the channel yo, for the Legion Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne whit the kill of the day
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.07.04 22:09:00 -
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no offence but thats one of the worst eve re-written songs ive seen didnt really fit, wasn't funny and using "pwn" everywhere didn't fit...
the message of this didnt make much sense either so ill bid you good day ----------------------
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Maleph
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Posted - 2006.07.04 22:14:00 -
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Kill me and i give you half of my win, kk?
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Terraform
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Posted - 2006.07.04 22:16:00 -
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you win most pointless and hard-to-read thread of the day, congratulations!
Shaper and destroyer of worlds... i love my job! |
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2006.07.04 22:19:00 -
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Spam and off topic. ___
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