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Sarafi
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Posted - 2006.07.10 10:29:00 -
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Route 666
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.07.10 10:53:00 -
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Death Race 2000
One of the worst, and best movies of all time.
Fear the Ibis of doom! |
Kalaan Oratay
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Posted - 2006.07.10 10:57:00 -
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51st State, as someone mentioned (nice catch, I'd forgotten how dire it was).
American Pie: Band Camp... this is the only film I have ever stopped watching halfway though. Knew it was going to be terrible, but hoped it would be mildly amusing. Oh how horribly wrong I was 
Ghosts of Mars was pretty god-awful.
Under Siege 2 (was it two? The one on the train...)
Ah so many, trying to remember specifics... I'll be back 
--- Originally by: Archilies
Ignore what others say: Fit what you want, with what you have, whenever you want.
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FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2006.07.10 11:28:00 -
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Ultravioet was appauling.
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Silane Daktor
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Posted - 2006.07.10 11:37:00 -
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Worst film I have seen was Windtalkers, with the permanently over-acting Nic Cage.
The action scenes were totally ridiculous- the Japs hold a ridge, and what do they do- hunker down and use the cover? Nope, they all stand in a line so they can be pwned by Nic and his pistol  utter junk
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.07.10 11:43:00 -
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Be Cool
Star Wars Episode One
Star Wars Episode Two
51st State
Jeepers Creepers
Phonebooth
Miss Congeniality (Even though I love Shatner)
Van Helsing
The Chronicles of Rid****
Freddy Got Fingered
The Wedding Planner
Pearl Harbor
Monkeybone
Antitrust
Battlefield Earth (Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Dungeons & Dragons
Dude, Where's My Car?
Coyote Ugly
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Little Nicky
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
The Perfect Storm
American Psycho
And those are only some recent ones, if you want to see a load of crap movies all at once, watch Sky Movies during the afternoon.
Lanfear's Bane.
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Denrace
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Posted - 2006.07.10 12:30:00 -
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My Top 5 Worst Films Ever:
1. SERENITY
Shockingly ill-produced, terrible cinematography, casting was awful in original Firefly, so it was just as bad here. Not once did I know what was going on, who the characters were, what they were doing or why they were doing it. Plot, anyone? Effects werent bad, but I've seen better. Felt like a low-budget TV episode crammed into a feature-length movie..oh, wait.
2. ISHTAR
Desert? Camel? Dustin Hoffman? Enough said.
3. SOLARIS
I actually fell asleep watching this movie. It moved along at a pace that would make a tree seem quick. It was like waiting for the second coming of Christ. Nations have risen and fallen in the timeframe of this movie. I think I may have actually evolved a little more by the time it was over...
4. LITTLE NICKY
Adam Sandler should be shot. This film was about as funny as income tax.
5. CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN
Again, another painfully unfunny comedy. Not only one of Steve Martins worst films, but it stars 12 stupid kids too. I hate children. This film inspired less laughs than the Gestapo. I've laughed more in hospitals. I'd have more fun if I stabbed myself. This film was so utterly craptastic and unwatchable that I went mad trying to chew my own ears off.
Den
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Crumplecorn on 10/07/2006 13:03:51
Originally by: Denrace
1. SERENITY
Shockingly ill-produced, terrible cinematography, casting was awful in original Firefly, so it was just as bad here. Not once did I know what was going on, who the characters were, what they were doing or why they were doing it. Plot, anyone? Effects werent bad, but I've seen better. Felt like a low-budget TV episode crammed into a feature-length movie..oh, wait.
Rather than engage in a proper discussion of this film, I would simply point out that if you couldn't follow the plot, your opinion of the film doesn't count for much. 
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace
1. SERENITY
Shockingly ill-produced, terrible cinematography, casting was awful in original Firefly, so it was just as bad here. Not once did I know what was going on, who the characters were, what they were doing or why they were doing it. Plot, anyone? Effects werent bad, but I've seen better. Felt like a low-budget TV episode crammed into a feature-length movie..oh, wait.
If you cannot follow the plotline of a movie with such an obvious, relatively straightforward plot, you don't deserve to be watching any movies at all.
I feel sorry for whoever had to explain Lord of the Rings to you.
--Proud member of the [23]--
-WTB Platinum Technite, WTS Nanotransistors, Heavy Electron II, 100mn AB II- |
Pencheven
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:21:00 -
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Starship Troopers 2..
I want those 2 hours of my life back.. I mean the first one was brilliant, not in any way special, it was just a funny modern kinda B movie..
The second one however.. its just painful to watch, such a poor quality film.. your just waiting for it to end..
My EVE Movie { Empire War } |
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Laurelin1420
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:28:00 -
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Alien Resurrection - Damn that was dire ,fell asleep 
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:40:00 -
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About 6 of us went to the cinema to watch Insomnia, the only thing we laughed at was the irony that we all fell asleep watching it.
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:56:00 -
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Originally by: MadGaz
About 6 of us went to the cinema to watch Insomnia, the only thing we laughed at was the irony that we all fell asleep watching it.
LIES LIES LIES.
But nice try.
I enjoyed similar irony when I singularly failed to massacre one person in Texas with a chainsaw at a screening of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I did however find a ***** at a screening of Toy Story.
Lanfear's Bane.
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Now that's irony |
Ithuriel
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Posted - 2006.07.10 14:37:00 -
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Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Killer Klowns in Outer Space, list goes on with cheesy horror flicks.
As far as mainstream, here goes: Anything with Paul Walker, Heath Ledger, Vin Diesel (shoulda retired after Pitch Black), Casper Van Dien (yeah, the Starship Troopers guy), uh, Titanic, pretty much anything with a Wayans brother in it. I could go on, but I have to go to work.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.07.10 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Laurelin1420
Alien Resurrection - Damn that was dire ,fell asleep
Yeah, I mean people call Alien 3 bad... by comparison to Alien Resurrection, Alien 3 is Citizen Kane
--Proud member of the [23]--
-WTB Platinum Technite, WTS Nanotransistors, Heavy Electron II, 100mn AB II- |
Scrofalitic One
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Posted - 2006.07.10 15:41:00 -
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Edited by: Scrofalitic One on 10/07/2006 15:41:00
OK, first off I liked Aliens Ressurection, and Starship Troopers, and 51st State is genius :)
For a truly truly bad movie with NO redeeming features what so ever check out Shark Zone.
So totally dire :P Totally derivative apart from it had roaring sharks! Yep, sharks with vocal chords. Seriously, everyone should have to watch this movie (hell I did, why shoudn't the rest of the world suffer??).
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galssas
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:10:00 -
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Edited by: galssas on 10/07/2006 17:13:13
"Spawn"
worst movie.
ever
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SHYBUM1
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:14:00 -
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here is my list...
The Cave
Unbreakable
Three kings
Derailed
Pleasentville
The ring
Greed
Monkey bone
Gigli
Punch drunk love
Ali g
Kung pow
Pooty tang
Blair witch
Kaazam
Freddy got fingered
Jason x
Master of disguise
Shaun of the dead
Cellular
Big fish
Antwan fisher
Mr 3000
Scary movie 4
About a boy
Rabbit proof fence
Mystery men
Road to perdition
and the list goes on...
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SHYBUM1
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:27:00 -
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here is my list...
The Cave
Unbreakable
Three kings
Derailed
Pleasentville
The ring
Greed
Monkey bone
Gigli
Punch drunk love
Ali g
Kung pow
Pooty tang
Blair witch
Kaazam
Freddy got fingered
Jason x
Master of disguise
Shaun of the dead
Cellular
Big fish
Antwan fisher
Mr 3000
Scary movie 4
About a boy
Rabbit proof fence
Mystery men
Road to perdition
and the list goes on...
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Karach
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:31:00 -
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hands down, by far far the worst movie i ever saw and hopefully will ever see...
Milla's sense of snow
i still blame my ex gf for that 
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arbitrary
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Posted - 2006.07.10 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: SHYBUM1
Shaun of the dead
WTF
that movie was pure gold 
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Denrace
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Posted - 2006.07.10 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: galssas
Edited by: galssas on 10/07/2006 17:13:13
"Spawn"
worst movie.
ever
NO WAY!!
Spawn was amazing :)
Spawn 2 is due next year! Cant wait..
<3 Spawn
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arbitrary
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Posted - 2006.07.10 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace
Spawn 2 is due next year!
Thanks for the warning, I'll avoid it like the plauge after actually going to watch the first installment on the big screen 
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Derboff
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Posted - 2006.07.10 19:53:00 -
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Interestingly enough in my corp were having this discussion the other day. The criteria we applied was the Ed Wood test "If you would rather watch Plan 9 from outer Space then it counts"
The result were;
Glen or Glenda (if you dont now then you should never ask)
Ed TV
You've got mail
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Scoundrelus
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Posted - 2006.07.10 20:09:00 -
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I didn't smile once during the movie Dude Wheres My Car. By far the stupidest movie I have ever seen. Also I officially hate anyone who enjoyed that movie.
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*If you don't want me to complain about WCS then don't complain when I gank you with a 5 man fleet just so I have enough points on |
Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.07.10 20:53:00 -
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Originally by: Scoundrelus
I didn't smile once during the movie Dude Wheres My Car. By far the stupidest movie I have ever seen. Also I officially hate anyone who enjoyed that movie.
qft
thanks for reminding me it exists
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Permian
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Posted - 2006.07.10 21:17:00 -
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Edited by: Permian on 10/07/2006 21:17:40
The Hills Have Eyes - worst movie i've seen in years. i'm embarassed to admit i've seen it. we've got this monster family whose hideous features and primative cruelty merely serve as a plot device for the real focus of this film, being a complete piece of crap. everything from start to finish is a tired cliche. this movie is a disgrace to trashy horror films
Remember the Titans - So poignant you want to barf. every 5 seconds one of the main characters has a revelation that completely changes his life forever. in doing so, the message that this movie is trying to send becomes so trivial that it loses meaning. apparently race-relations are just a commercialized byproduct of the disney brainwashing machine
The Matrix trilogy - ok, the first matrix was good, or at least decent. the second two are some of the most bloated, pretentious garbage in the history of bloated, pretentious garbage. i don't understand how they were actually capable of writing a script that was so vacuous and mind-numbing. i've seen pron with better dialogue
Alexander - one word for this movie, "gratuitous." oliver stone's worst. the character development was a footnote. the story was an afterthought. what this movie is really about is colin farrel and people getting chopped up. sure rosario dawson gets naked but that scene was more comical and embarassing than anything else.
Memento - two words: camera angles. the shakiness sucked and the characters were boring, but what really made me want to puke is that every single shot in the entire movie is an extreme close up of someone's nose. the director was like, hey, let's try to make this guy's head fill up the entire movie screen for two and a half hours. brilliant
Blow - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET HIM SELL SOME COKE IN PEACE
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Scoundrelus
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Posted - 2006.07.10 21:24:00 -
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Originally by: Permian
Remember the Titans - So poignant you want to barf. every 5 seconds one of the main characters has a revelation that completely changes his life forever. in doing so, the message that this movie is trying to send becomes so trivial that it loses meaning. apparently race-relations are just a commercialized byproduct of the disney brainwashing machine
You should be shot, hung, and burned for that comment. Remember the Titans was an awesome movie.
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Ithuriel
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Posted - 2006.07.10 22:03:00 -
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Thought of more movies I hate. How about any movie made by Eddie Murphy in the past 20 years? Also hate Kevin Costner movies and any movie with Leo Dicaprio in which he doesn't play a retarded person.
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Spartan239
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Posted - 2006.07.10 22:09:00 -
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Waterworld
The postman
Dude wheres my car?
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Nightmare on elm street: Dream Warriors
Jason X
and not forgetting Starship Troopers 2
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