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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.10 23:23:00 -
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Edited by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE on 10/09/2006 23:29:37 The Longest Journey (Part 2)
The thrilling carrier fight was eventually hailed as a glorious draw, due to the fact that neither ship could break the other's "tank".
As they warped back to the station I observed that the fighter drones were still with me in the asteroid belt, but were no longer attacking. I was staring at a billion isk worth of equipment and all I needed to do was to scoop them up and flee to the nearest gate, to retire in a life of magnificent luxury and decadence...
However, being merely a man in a shuttle on a wild adventure, I did not have the need, nor the desire to commit a shocking act of theft just yet, not even for a billion isk, and especially not from a group of commando miners, (one of whom is called War Bear and wears a muddy thong) so I very quickly decided against the whole idea.
*The fact that my shuttle could only hold 10 m3 of cargo had absolutely no bearing on this decision whatsoever...
After we had returned and docked I continued in my conversation with Neurotic Cat and the topic moved on to the very early days of EVE. He had been around since close to when the game had launched and I was extremely interested to hear his opinions on how things had evolved over the past three years:
Link
It was not known who had created the first ever man-made station and I resolved that I would make an effort to find out the name of this noble forefather who had erected the very first base.
Surely the name of such a brilliant erector should be forevermore emblazoned in the minds of every EVE pilot, in a manner not entirely dissimilar to the emblazonment of the image of Monica Lewinsky kneeling in the oval office before an entirely different type of erector.
After expelling these horrific images of presidential fellatio from my brain, my thoughts turned once more to Missy and I decided that now was the time to try to achieve point #6 on my list:
Link
This was more disastrous than attempting to play the piano with your toes, without being in the presence of a piano, and after having just had extensive toe-removal surgery.
It was that disastrous.....
In fact it was so disastrous that if an attempt was made to measure this shocking disaster, a whole new scale of disaster-measurement would need to be created. If these valiant freedom fighters wouldn't help me then who could?
I looked at my map out of utter desperation:
Link
Suddenly, a beam of light came shining down from the end of a very long and foreboding tunnel, in a magnificent display of joy, as it was revealed to me that there existed an organisation who just might be willing to carry out my dastardly plan:
Link
I made a note of the name of this group in my journal and began to wonder if I would ever claim the humungous fortune that tantalisingly awaited me. I decided to give my co-ersion attempt one more try and considered that if I could get these mercenaries talking some more about their work, then I may just be able to persuade them to accept my proposed contract.
I further enquired about the mechanics of professional extinguishment:
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It would seem that high-security space was not entirely secure. There were methods of circumnavigating the rules and horrifically attacking people.
It further transpired that the majority of Mercenary Coalition contracts actually took place in high-security empire space and that the objective was normally to disrupt the day to day operations of the alliance that they were hired to assault.
The events of my longest of days then continued to build towards their ultimate conclusion...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.09.10 23:32:00 -
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Edited by: Patch86 on 10/09/2006 23:32:54 I lubs you INNOMINATE........
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Berneh
TunDraGon
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Posted - 2006.09.10 23:41:00 -
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FTW TBH
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Capt Harlock
Band of Builders Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:02:00 -
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Shame its not stickied yet
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Sadis Creeg
Caldari Department of Defence Chorus of Dawn
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Posted - 2006.09.11 10:47:00 -
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back to the front That cruise had a smilly face on it, i know it. |
Dilsnik
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:03:00 -
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To answer your question about the first Outpost in EvE, I direct your attention to Celestial Horizons, Cyvok, and the man who actually launched the egg, the one and only
Prometheus Wrong.
P.S The story is in the news from a year or more ago. |
sugark
Caldari SOTI Inc. Combined Planetary Union
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Posted - 2006.09.11 13:08:00 -
[847]
you need a bump for this awesome entertainment
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Vanlade
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:00:00 -
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- Vanlade
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hydraSlav
Synergy Evolved
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: AKGUTWORM NEED MORE INNOMINATE...NOW!!!
For those that want more of INNOMINATE, following this link for an Interview with INNOMINATE @ www.eve-tribune.com
=================================== Above comments are my personal views, and do not represent my corporation or alliance, unless otherwise indicated |
Joe 4457
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Posted - 2006.09.11 18:58:00 -
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Bah secong page....
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HellSpeed
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2006.09.11 20:05:00 -
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Originally by: amnon1989 bump for the best thread i read in months
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Kala Rain
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2006.09.11 23:33:00 -
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When I went walkabout, I ended up settling down in a Lotka Volterra, non-IGA corp, which, after a couple of weeks, resulted in me resigning and moving back to empire space, since the medievally-modeled alliance could not bring a large enough fleet together in order to oust Red Alliance. They even lost a carrier in their own space and RA raid them just about every day. Terrible, just terrible. ~(/\)------------------------------(/\)~ Life is all about aggro management. |
Brunswick2
the Organ Grinder and Company Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.12 02:03:00 -
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Here's the link to the post about the first player made outpst
Linkage --------------------------------- Space for rent... 5 ISK a month I traded your sig for a cookie, I did it for the cookie, the cookie - Tirg |
Krexus
Amarr Reunited
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Posted - 2006.09.12 07:47:00 -
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Bumper bump bump ---------
yes i kill topics They never got me
Originally by: Red Knight Your forum-foo is strong
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.12 07:50:00 -
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The Longest Journey (Part 3)
I had enjoyed my time with the Mining Coalition but it was becoming increasingly unlikely that my plans for murder would come to fruition. I had even gone so far as to desperately submit an official contract on their Field Geology website:
Link
Out of annoyance I decided to tease my compatriots a bit:
Link
My conscience was playing on me more than a miniature orchestra balanced on my stomach, and I began to have second thoughts about the idea of engineering Missy's macabre downfall.
I decided to seek some advice from a random person:
Link
It was at that moment that the culmination to the events of my longest of days began.
A woman called "Jessica Serrato" suddenly burst into the system where the rock collectors were based, shouted "Yaaaaar", and then proceeded to announce that she was intending to cause utter mayhem and destruction by launching a relentless onslaught against us all:
Link
Squagel's words resonated and rebounded in my head like fourty-nine lottery balls spinning and bouncing and cascading in a machine that sucked the life and soul out of poor people's incomes every week:
"Everyone has a price, Inno. Everyone has a price"
My new friends were apparently being violently and viciously assaulted in a staged charade of an attack by the evil Jessica, who was clearly their friend and had been asked to do this purely for my benefit...
They were desperately wanting to enlist me to stave off the horrific hoax by this merciless vixen. Surely I could not compromise my neutrality by willingly opening fire on her. I decided to resolutely remain strong and vowed not to waver in my steadfast righteousness:
Link
I had declined the humungous sum of 500 million isk and beads of sweat were rapidly forming on my brow, as my brain began to process the consequences of this mighty refusal.
All of a sudden, a switch suddenly flicked, deep inside the abyss of my mind, and the impulse to kill overwhelmed me. I informed my fellow pilots that I was going to ruthlessly train shield management to level 1 for 23 minutes, and would then fight.
Surprisingly, the monstrous assailant Jessica was more than happy to wait...
The training completed and I mercilessly grabbed the biggest and most deadly ship I could find, and armed myself with a fearsome 125mm compressed coil antimatter gun:
Link
As I undocked, I saw that a cynosural field was open near to the station. I succeeded in putting the absolute fear of God into Jessica, by making it appear that I had just jumped into the system through the field, using my advanced "t3 Ibis Capital Ship":
Link
Numerous other pilots quickly joined the gang and we began to hunt down this mean and rampant friend of theirs. A few minutes later, the target had been acquired and I found an unspeakable tumultuous fury building inside of me:
Link
Within no time we had violently destroyed her cruiser and a surge of adrenalin pulsed through me. During my adventure thus far, I had never, not once, ever fired a single shot at another player.
I now found myself like Macbeth, with blood on my hands and wondering if I could ever return to being that innocent n00b I once was.
It had clearly been a contrived attacked, but for some reason this did not matter. The experience had forever changed me and I was fearful of the monster that I had now shockingly become...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Skawl
GeoTech
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Posted - 2006.09.12 08:08:00 -
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Read all about it, read all about it!
Innominate pops his PvP cherry fending off an ebil (if somewhat contrived) pirate attack!
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.12 08:12:00 -
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We will make a pirate of you yet...
Welcome to the thrills and spills of EVE combat.
Originally by: Posidrive So technically being a pirate is't quite as easy as I thought after reading this guide.
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Crucifixia
Minmatar The Older Gamers
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Posted - 2006.09.12 10:28:00 -
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OOh, loving the latest developments in your ever ongoing adventure! * My boat r0xx! * |
Majutsu
S.Y.N.D
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Posted - 2006.09.12 11:12:00 -
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I love this tale, I hope it has no end!
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Splagada
Minmatar Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2006.09.12 11:17:00 -
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applauses, that's great stuff :D
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Tides of Silence recruiting miners and overall fun people |
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Seleene
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.12 11:30:00 -
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Proof of the bloodthirsty killer in action!
Seems like we need to make him up an honorary sig now! -
Remember Shaelin |
Jali Prince
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.12 12:01:00 -
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Ha ha, you helped kill.... it comes to everyone in the end. The first couple of times the adrenaline pumps violently, it does calm a little but its always there.
Perhaps with this you and friv could do missy yourselves!
Love this love this. stay on page one Life is chocolate |
Yikes
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.12 12:47:00 -
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"I informed my fellow pilots that I was going to ruthlessly train shield management to level 1 for 23 minutes, and would then fight"
Classic
Great stories, keep them coming
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Kael Denvear
Gallente MAJORITY O X I D E
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Posted - 2006.09.12 14:58:00 -
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great work as allways.
Still no sticky???
Back to the top for Innominate
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Zephirz
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.09.12 15:22:00 -
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INNOMATE for the yarr
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Jerhad
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.09.12 16:53:00 -
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awesome m8. i stumbled upon this thread when it had 8 pages but it only got better since then. thanks for the great read and good luck in your future adventures.
oh and welcome to the shootie shootie side of eve.
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Smagd
Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.09.12 17:15:00 -
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You clearly understand how important, besides diligently learning the requisite skills, psychological warfare is in an assault, by using a cynosural field to destroy the morale of your enemy, and especially by naming your vessel of doom "MERCIBIS THE BRUTAL".
Also, you owe me a drink now. I spilled it all over tuns of mine. --
When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. |
theblaze
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.12 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene HAHAHAHA!!!
Proof of the bloodthirsty killer in action!
Seems like we need to make him up an honorary sig now!
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.12 19:07:00 -
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Expression Of Amazement
Yet another astounding piece of artistic genius from a member of the EVE forums.
I now have two superb signatures and can freely choose between them, depending on my mood. A truly splendid piece of work. The Douglas Adams cameo is the icing on the cake of this stunning "piece de resistance!"
Thank you very much.
(to be continued, but not in the context of this specific post...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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CloseRage
Caldari Rampage Eternal
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Posted - 2006.09.12 19:16:00 -
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