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Ajaya
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 04:06:00 -
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Contraband Inc., the MORE professional mercenary corp, has been contracted against Federation of Builders Inc. Our target has already informed us of our swift demise via their hulks fit with modulated strip miner IIÆs. We look forward to the pwning we shall receive.
In other news, the contract vs MENTL has taken a turn for the worse, with all known targets coming down with a disease known as dockus logus, which is Latin for run away. It is unknown at this time how this carebear disease was contracted by reportedly good pvpers who should be immune, but the Contraband Inc. medical research team is hard at work to deploy a cure which will forcibly undock their ships and login their characters. Rumor has it that an MC - BoB main has divulged secret hax to the CONIN medical research team to expedite their research of this cure.
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Dol Amroth
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 04:14:00 -
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/me continues to fumble around for that silly stethescope. I shall find the cure and administer it for all involved to benefit!
"8 active wars!" they said and yet nothing formidible has yet been observed. Only time will tell as these most bizarre symptoms continue to spread within the CONINÖ petri-dishes wrapped with a new ultra-sensative foil encapsulation.
Pray for them, pray for the poor lads....
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Jigglepants
M. Corp Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.07.28 04:27:00 -
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Edited by: Jigglepants on 28/07/2006 04:28:18 Edited by: Jigglepants on 28/07/2006 04:28:00 im sure that BoB would appreciate you to share the cure to this disease, seeing their current war activities
now, perhaps to find a way to inject the cure into a kestrel*****pit?
edit: that censored word is co.ckpit (no period)
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Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.07.28 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: Jigglepants Edited by: Jigglepants on 28/07/2006 04:28:18 Edited by: Jigglepants on 28/07/2006 04:28:00 im sure that BoB would appreciate you to share the cure to this disease, seeing their current war activities
now, perhaps to find a way to inject the cure into a kestrel*****pit?
edit: that censored word is co.ckpit (no period)
thanks CCP
its da fwiggin Jigglepants XD Sig removed, inappropriate content - Cortes |
Madboy
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.28 04:57:00 -
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Edited by: Madboy on 28/07/2006 05:00:11
Originally by: Ajaya
Contraband Inc., the MORE professional mercenary corp, has been contracted against Federation of Builders Inc. Our target has already informed us of our swift demise via their hulks fit with modulated strip miner IIÆs. We look forward to the pwning we shall receive.
In other news, the contract vs MENTL has taken a turn for the worse, with all known targets coming down with a disease known as dockus logus, which is Latin for run away. It is unknown at this time how this carebear disease was contracted by reportedly good pvpers who should be immune, but the Contraband Inc. medical research team is hard at work to deploy a cure which will forcibly undock their ships and login their characters. Rumor has it that an MC - BoB main has divulged secret hax to the CONIN medical research team to expedite their research of this cure.
It's the weekday man.. lol well end of weekday for me in oz. Umm, don't give up yet. We should be on during the weekend. Might be a little drunk after the pub crawls but hell easier for you to find us. ;)
Anyways, don't give up little buddy. We'll be on.. :D - MadBoy
BTW: Anyone know what a entry ticket should look like. I need one for a competition banner. lol mine are coming out too funky.
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Witch Doctor
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 05:02:00 -
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Now that is an attitude and response I can respect. The cure is working! I expect full remission by the weekend - Witch Doctor's orders.
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Ajaya
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 05:23:00 -
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Originally by: Witch Doctor Now that is an attitude and response I can respect. The cure is working! I expect full remission by the weekend - Witch Doctor's orders.
w1n!
BWT, Finding MENTL hasn't been the problem, keeping them from running to station and logging after we find them is :)
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RavenStorm
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 05:29:00 -
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Reminds me of the time we were hired to find a low carb cure for polio. You just couldnt get rid of that polio fast enough Aj so that we could bring it to the patent office on time.
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Ajaya
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 05:34:00 -
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UPDATE!
The CONIN medical research team, working in co-operation with the Contraband anti-racism patrol, feel confident that their efforts to find a cure for the strain of Dockus Logus that has been afflicting MENTL, will come to fruition this coming weekend!
"It's like this, yeah, we recovered three infected corpses that were frozen quickly enough thanks to the harsh vaccum of space, to do some of the groundwork on a cure to Dockus Logus. I feel confident that after a few more beers, it'll all come into focus for me and we can begin delivering the cure via our patent pending precision cure missiles," said Tomski Ruslav, head of CONIN's Pie and Proper Fights Research team. |
Trina Tron
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 05:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ajaya Edited by: Ajaya on 28/07/2006 05:36:21 UPDATE!
The CONIN medical research team, working in co-operation with the Contraband anti-racism patrol, feel confident that their efforts to find a cure for the strain of Dockus Logus that has been afflicting MENTL, will come to fruition this coming weekend!
"It's like this, yeah, we recovered three infected corpses that were frozen quickly enough thanks to the harsh vaccum of space, to do some of the groundwork on a cure to Dockus Logus. I feel confident that after a few more beers, it'll all come into focus for me and we can begin delivering the cure via our patent pending precision cure missiles," said Tomski Ruslav, head of CONIN's Pie and Proper Fights Research team.
Mr. Ruslav also added, "Call me primary please," to his ranting about a cure and how pie is the answer to all of the universe's problems.
You better have them start to work on a cure for warp core stab syndrom as that my pop up after Dockus Logus is cured!
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Franky B
Mentally Unstable Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.07.28 05:50:00 -
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here here! i struggle as it is staying up with the damn europeans on weekdays (4am anyone?). the weekends shall be fruitfull :P
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Taira Reikon
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.28 06:48:00 -
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Well, as someone that had a fairly violent war with MENTL, i'd be pretty surprised if they're staying docked up for any reason other than unfortunate playing times.
Of course, being one the receiving end of a couple of smackings in said war, I feel happy in saying GO CONIN :D
Have fun all
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sakana
Purgatorial Janitors Inc. Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.07.28 07:10:00 -
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i await the video holoreels of your activities with an****depayshin
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fmercury
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 07:18:00 -
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Originally by: Taira Reikon Well, as someone that had a fairly violent war with MENTL, i'd be pretty surprised if they're staying docked up for any reason other than unfortunate playing times.
I fought them several months ago, it was good fun and they were good opponents. Here's to round 2
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Madboy
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.28 07:49:00 -
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Edited by: Madboy on 28/07/2006 07:49:18 Even tho we haven't had a decent engagement yet. You guys seem pretty cool and I respect what you do.
The only thing i'd ask is for you guys to pay the same respect we give you.
Let keep it professional.
Cut the crap and stop with the bull**** posts.
Another 30 minutes and home, black ice here I come!! WEEEEEEEKEEEENNNNDDDDD!!!!!
- MadBoy
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Raffael Ramirez
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.28 09:51:00 -
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So much for beeing professional :)
I try to stay friendly and on topic.
Yeah we have 8 wars , yes we (i) lost a small skirmish , yeah most of the corp isnŠt very active during the day (some of us actually work )
Summertime is here and like 35Š outside do not help this situiation.
But guys you know the drill , if your outnumbered and camped you canŠt really do anything besides teasing and baiting but i am sure you know that so its pretty sad that you (as xMC and "pro" mercs) really think that posting how we dock and log ..
I know that camping inactive or afk guys instation isnŠt much fun , part of why we canŠt do any merc contracts or only limited ones . But at least i wonŠt give you cheap kills in suicide attacts ( well sometimes i do , ask raven)
If we have a suitable fleet to engage you , we well be sure of that .
Ah well celebrate your confidence on the forums , think thats part of beeing merc i guess.
raff
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RichThugster
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.28 10:00:00 -
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Originally by: Raffael Ramirez
But guys you know the drill , if your outnumbered and camped you canŠt really do anything besides teasing and baiting but i am sure you know that so its pretty sad that you (as xMC and "pro" mercs) really think that posting how we dock and log ..
Yes im sure most of us understand that, however your comments about fighting 8 wars sorta indicate that your happy fighting outnumbered, and were going to be happy fighting us too. Since this hasnt happened, is why these posts have resulted.
Regardless, i hope the weekend fights dont happen. Im busy pretty much the entire weekend :P So leave it until monday/tuesday
Good luck
Originally by: KIATolon
I just got owned
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Raffael Ramirez
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.28 10:02:00 -
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Yes we are , more wars means more chances to get fights , but that doesnŠt mean that we like to engage on our own against a fleet.
There is a difference between beeing brave and stupid :)
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K Shara
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.28 10:32:00 -
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apparantly an unfortunate side effect of the treatment appears to be a negative effect to the sence of homour.
I would suggest veiwing previous news articles and blogs from our website as well as listening to maro go on about the taste of men may put an end to this unfortunate side effect. <><><><><><><><><>
Contraband
hpookde is so a word !!!!!!!!
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Franky B
Mentally Unstable Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.07.28 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Franky B on 28/07/2006 13:03:41
Originally by: K Shara apparantly an unfortunate side effect of the treatment appears to be a negative effect to the sence of homour.
I would suggest veiwing previous news articles and blogs from our website as well as listening to maro go on about the taste of men may put an end to this unfortunate side effect.
its an unfortunate side effect of being european :D
long live the colonies!
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Naldo
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.28 14:00:00 -
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Look, I have a keyboard too.
Aint it great?
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Raven03
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 14:15:00 -
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Originally by: Raffael Ramirez Edited by: Raffael Ramirez on 28/07/2006 10:00:24 So much for beeing professional :)
I try to stay friendly and on topic.
Yeah we have 8 wars , yes we (i) lost a small skirmish , yeah most of the corp isnŠt very active during the day (some of us actually work )
Summertime is here and like 35Š outside do not help this situiation.
But guys you know the drill , if your outnumbered and camped you canŠt really do anything besides teasing and baiting but i am sure you know that so its pretty sad that you (as xMC and "pro" mercs) really think that posting how we dock and log will get us to engange.
I know that camping inactive or afk guys instation isnŠt much fun , part of why we canŠt do any merc contracts or only limited ones . But at least i wonŠt give you cheap kills in suicide attacts ( well sometimes i do , ask raven)
If we have a suitable fleet to engage you we will , be sure of that .
Ah well celebrate your confidence on the forums , think thats part of beeing merc i guess.
raff
Saying that we aren't professional is a stretch. These posts are for fun, and none of us can talk in local without a beating from dol. And ex-mc just so that you know, we are still mc just completeing some single corp jobs atm. Hire Conin today to take out your trash.
Nice ceptor fight yesturday
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Dol Amroth
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 14:54:00 -
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Aye seeing as how the posts have taken a turn for the worse, curbed of their initial purpose of jest and "would-be" good humor in the spirit of shared PvP, it is here that I decree a stop to the effort exhibited and let's get back to the task at hand. My sincerest apologies on the smiting effect and let's see what this weekend has in store.
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Witch Doctor
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2006.07.28 16:28:00 -
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All kidding aside on Dol's orders, I like what I see here from MUE - they have my respect. I'm looking forward to some good, sporting fights.
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Sereniya
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Posted - 2006.07.28 17:16:00 -
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Edited by: Sereniya on 28/07/2006 17:16:41
Originally by: Ajaya
Contraband Inc., the MORE professional mercenary corp, has been contracted against Federation of Builders Inc. Our target has already informed us of our swift demise via their hulks fit with modulated strip miner IIÆs. We look forward to the pwning we shall receive.
In other news, the contract vs MENTL has taken a turn for the worse, with all known targets coming down with a disease known as dockus logus, which is Latin for run away. It is unknown at this time how this carebear disease was contracted by reportedly good pvpers who should be immune, but the Contraband Inc. medical research team is hard at work to deploy a cure which will forcibly undock their ships and login their characters. Rumor has it that an MC - BoB main has divulged secret hax to the CONIN medical research team to expedite their research of this cure.
nasty git :P
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.07.28 17:26:00 -
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I know I'm nitpicking, but they ARE MC, just not ingame while they fulfill this contract. Go go conin!
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