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CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.10.07 14:57:00 -
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Must be able to shout 'F1 now' and use a wide variety of eclectic regional/local vocabulary. The Artist Formerly Known As AC.-á The-áterminal end of the digestive system.-á |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
6333
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Posted - 2014.10.07 14:59:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:3 key traits to being a successful FC:
1. Don't eat, drink, breathe or perform any other noisy bodily activities near the microphone. 2. Speak clearly. 3. Don't suck at FCing.
Capt'n Crunch and coms. Bad combo.
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Solecist Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
10681
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Posted - 2014.10.07 15:08:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:War Kitten wrote:3 key traits to being a successful FC:
1. Don't eat, drink, breathe or perform any other noisy bodily activities near the microphone. 2. Speak clearly. 3. Don't suck at FCing.
Capt'n Crunch and coms. Bad combo. Mr Epeen Best voice experience I ever had ... ... my second and last one.
Text2speech as always, everyone laughs when ... ... suddenly, out of the blue, I write ...
nomnomnom.
I encourage everyone to try this and make sure others have txt2speech enabled. I am Sol. I cook my bacon naked. New capsuleer in need of money? You hope there is more you can do than mining or being a slave to an agent? THERE IS! Send me a mail! |
Lugia3
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
1323
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Posted - 2014.10.07 15:32:00 -
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Has an open back seat. "CCP Dolan is full of ****." - CCP Bettik
Remove Sov! |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
6698
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Posted - 2014.10.07 15:43:00 -
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A strong tolerance to intoxicants.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a FC in the depths of a binge, spewing nonsensical commands over comms.
To all the goons and CFC still crying over the proposed power projection changes: CCP is not trying to ruin the game, they are trying to ruin your game. |
Foxstar Damaskeenus
Soul Takers
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Posted - 2014.10.07 15:48:00 -
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Not sissy, doesn't talk off topic, doesn't let other people ramble about bullshit I don't care about, tells people to STFU when there's action. Aglon is free! -áDeath to all supers! |
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
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Posted - 2014.10.07 16:04:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Hengle Teron wrote:Screaming, they must know how to scream really loud I'm not even using voice and it's true anyway. :/ FC also must not be afraid of using VOIP to talk to others and not claim that they feel weird talking to a computer. Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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Caviar Liberta
Moira. Villore Accords
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Posted - 2014.10.07 16:58:00 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:Calm. Well spoken. Displays humorous bravado (in small bursts). Shrugs off failure with a grin. Delegates authority to a few other well spoken people in the event of his/her demise. Is willing to go "balls deep / Leeroy Jenkins"... yet is sane enough to recognize that there some situations that are just too suicidal to be fun. And... most importantly... drinking. I require all my FCs to be somewhere at or beyond the " Ballmer peak!"
Everyones Favorite FC? |
Frostys Virpio
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1299
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Posted - 2014.10.07 16:58:00 -
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Able to keep his cats in a herd. If we form up for X, don't let people do Y unless there is a reason for it. |
Foxstar Damaskeenus
Soul Takers
220
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Posted - 2014.10.07 17:43:00 -
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Actually, #1 trait:
Gets us lots of kills! Aglon is free! -áDeath to all supers! |
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Vyl Vit
846
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Posted - 2014.10.07 17:48:00 -
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a.) Knows what "we're" supposed to be doing.
b.) Knows how to do what we're supposed to be doing.
c.) Knows how to tell others what they're supposed to be doing so we can do what we're supposed to be doing.
d.) Can correct others without being an a$$hole about it, or like your daddy (which is redundant I guess.)
e.) TELLS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT. (Not as commons one might think.)
f.) NEVER gets angry. NEVER ever ever ever. Never....gets angry. Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries VOID Intergalactic Forces
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Posted - 2014.10.07 17:52:00 -
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An FC that knows the pilots and their skills (IE they dont put the most experienced pilot in a t1 frigate to tackle) and a FC that if there is a target in a system during the roam but not right in the area as you jump in, you put some effort into finding him instead of jumping system to system till you find a target on that gate and after know there is 300 reds in system via scout and deciding to jump the guy on the gate anyways expecting not to be jumped back. "Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mine" -Dr. Smith |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2014.10.07 18:01:00 -
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do you have any kills without concord involved? =]I[= |
flakeys
Arkham Innovations
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Posted - 2014.10.07 18:16:00 -
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Reminds me of an FC i had a while ago who frequently needed to start whispering on teamspeak because it was time for his kids to go to bed .The targetcalling was as soothening as counting sheeps and funnily enough the rest of our 100+ fleet started to whisper too .
OW and what i expect from an FC , to have a decent sense of humor and not behave like a total ****.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Felicity Love
Imperium Galactic Navy
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Posted - 2014.10.07 18:21:00 -
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Prince Sanguine wrote:What do you like an fc to be able to bring to a fleet? Knowledge, fun, kills, drunken roams.
The ability to shut up, listen and utilize the advice of more experienced players without going off on some raging drama queen hissy fit... ?
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
459
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Posted - 2014.10.07 18:50:00 -
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Prince Sanguine wrote:What do you like an fc to be able to bring to a fleet? Knowledge, fun, kills, drunken roams.
This is easy......The more unstable the FC is, the better and I'm not talking 'drunk unstable'.
There is no better comedy than to listen to a FC just emotionally 'loose it' when fleet members screw up and 'freak out' calling targets in the middle of a decent fight.
You literally have tears running down your face, laughing so hard.
And you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |
Hengle Teron
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
2566
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Posted - 2014.10.07 19:23:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Hengle Teron wrote:Screaming, they must know how to scream really loud I'm not even using voice and it's true anyway. :/ that's how I imagine your voice when I read you... :) |
Foxstar Damaskeenus
Soul Takers
220
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Posted - 2014.10.07 19:27:00 -
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Links pictures of tetons in fleet. Aglon is free! -áDeath to all supers! |
San Ghasha
791
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Posted - 2014.10.07 19:37:00 -
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Since I have only flown in a decent-sized fleet a couple times, the trait I would like in an FC is 'instructor.' :) +ä+¦+ä+ş+ŕ +¦+ä+č+â+ŕ |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Cynosural Field Theory.
1391
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Posted - 2014.10.07 19:43:00 -
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- well informed
- romanian (as a bonus)
- has a network
- calm and anticipating
TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a di++k joke."-áRobin Williams - RIP
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Frostys Virpio
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1299
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Posted - 2014.10.07 20:01:00 -
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Foxstar Damaskeenus wrote:Links pictures of tetons in fleet.
We have dedicated linkers in fleet so the FC can keep the fleet going instead of pasting links |
Hannibal Carlisle
Black Storm Cartel Snuggle Struggle.
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Posted - 2014.10.07 20:12:00 -
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I want to hear "if you took that warp you're dead" at least once. |
Laughable Xhosa Girl
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.10.07 20:13:00 -
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no dogs no birds |
Frostys Virpio
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1301
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Posted - 2014.10.07 20:23:00 -
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Hannibal Carlisle wrote:I want to hear "if you took that warp you're dead" at least once.
The best one in that category are people FC'ing gang of really agile ships using fleet warps who always talk slowly to make sure you get the fact it was a misstake until you are hauling ass at 1AU/s or more. |
Lucien Rouen
7336
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Posted - 2014.10.07 20:31:00 -
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Cute voice. Priorities, people. |
Merende Macaco
Tr0pa de elite. Pandemic Legion
14
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Posted - 2014.10.07 20:42:00 -
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Epic rage ability, barring that the ability to engage outnumbered and take the field. |
Ashlar Maidstone
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
121
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Posted - 2014.10.07 22:04:00 -
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In my alliance, I have nothing but praise for my FCs, most are european and Im US but I can understand well enough to do what ever they order us to do without even asking them to repeat what they said. I actually enjoy listening to them as we engage targets on the field and sometimes it does gets a little bit hairy (LOL), but despite all of that, I have nothing but praise for the best FCs I ever flown with. |
Yogsoloth
Percussive Diplomacy
157
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Posted - 2014.10.07 23:10:00 -
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After all the basic mumbo jumbo that goes along with competence, I like it when they call out, yell at and generally belittle people that are doing ******** things. |
Vitius Roth
Hedion University Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.10.07 23:18:00 -
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Suas was my favourite fc. If you did something dumb he was sure to let you know about it. And the songs were nice. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
943
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Posted - 2014.10.07 23:43:00 -
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FCs that don't repeatedly repeat the last sentance 800 times.
"Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)." "Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)." "Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)."
When they start doing that: "User disconnected from your channel". Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
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