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Rancid Aluminium
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Posted - 2003.10.10 10:43:00 -
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Today I have formed a new alliance which will rival the might of Curse , Stain , Fountain and Venal. For those of you unfamiliar with the alliances above I can give a breif summary , alliance 101 as you will :
Each of these alliances have secured an area of space , be it through diplomacy or more often than not superior firepower. Now not content with their own area's of space they are beginning to war with each other , with perhaps Venal excluded , although they may simply be regrouping after a recent war campaign. Now Stain and Fountain invade the recently formed Curse alliance claiming they do so because of past grudges. I call it boredom and the hunt for an excuse to PVP. Each are as bad/good as each other. Whatever their reasons I wish them all luck.
Whilst they war/get bored I have taken the initiative and Today I have created The Empire Alliance , EA (we'll be running out of abbreviations soon) and hereby lock down all of Empire Space. My alliance list consists of me and all those noob corps out there, we will have an infinite supply of noob frigates so beware and our pilots ignorance means they fear no-one. Our might will be feared. I will personally be blockading EVERY gate into Empire space at some stage or another and will charge to toll of 10000 isk to enter , you will find my rates much more preferable to Fountain who charge a million I beleive ....if you could EVE mail me about an hour before you plan to come to Empire Space stating which gates you will be using this will make my job much much easier and I will come to that gate and wait for you and provide safe passage. Also if you could all try and enter at the same time I would appreciate it.
My resources are plentiful and while other alliances boast of their supplies of Bistot , I have endless supplies of Veldspar for my alliance members to AFK mine to their hearts content. We have the cheapest supplies of Quafe around and the 4k pirates found in our belts can supply you with all the small ammo and basic cargo expanders you could ever need.
Many of you are no doubt now considering leaving SA , CA etc and joining me , I understand my appeal is great. Unfortunately I am not recruiting currently as a) I dont have the skills to run a corp or the time as gaurding all those gates is time consuming and b) I will be busy counting all the money I will no doubt be making from my new alliance.
For those of you currently in Empire space and fearing how this will effect you , well I will give you due time to leave , say 4 weeks ? and after that if you are still in my space .....well I will be forced to take hostile action and steal from your ore cans as Concord currently prevent me from doing much else. I have asked Concord want to join me but they have declared they already have 3 wars going they cannot close and their hands are tied.
I will be drawing up a full mission statement shortly with a KOS list to follow. To avoid finding your name on my KOS list , which Im sure you are all dreading , simply send me 10,000 isk in game.
(god I get bored at work .....this was much funnier in my head ....sorry for wasting you time )
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2003.10.10 11:07:00 -
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hehe, your nuts
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |
Thelaina
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Posted - 2003.10.10 11:41:00 -
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Fantastic, this is the first post that's made me laugh for a while.
I'm trembling in anticipation at getting to those 4k pirates. w00t! "http://simple.ronacorp.com/sigs/ThelainaSig.jpg" http://www.ronacorp.com |
Alynthir
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Posted - 2003.10.10 11:53:00 -
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I thought CONCORD already covered this type of thing... Then again, I don't think it would hurt to have someone watching the watchers!
As soon as downtime is over, I'll send you my 10,000 ISK. I have no wish to be attacked by hordes of your fanatical noob warriors!!
_____ CLS Civil Affairs Bureau
"Permanent = Today's Plan."
Training: Noob Instructor Level 5 |
Blacklight
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Posted - 2003.10.10 12:02:00 -
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lol!
Eve Blacklight Style
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.10 12:03:00 -
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Ok I know that was in jest but can you imagine the lag 1500 noobs could make?
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EdRush
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Posted - 2003.10.10 12:14:00 -
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LOL nice to see some people still play eve with a smile
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Fimbule Winter
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Posted - 2003.10.10 12:22:00 -
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ROFL
There is still hope. I'd allmost stopped reading these forums. But then I would have missed something as funny as this.
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Nepenthe
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Posted - 2003.10.10 12:35:00 -
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Edited by: Nepenthe on 10/10/2003 12:35:21 hahah..good post
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Smith
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Posted - 2003.10.10 12:53:00 -
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Good post. Made me chuckle.
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Christopher Xen
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Posted - 2003.10.10 14:39:00 -
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LOL, i give the alliance a 10 second life span
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2003.10.10 14:57:00 -
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And with that I declare the founding of the Ebasez Belt 8/4 Alliance, or the EB8/4A. Yeah, yer right. We ARE running out of abbrevations.
Anyway, nice post. Good luck with your gate camping.
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Astrid Tron
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Posted - 2003.10.10 15:02:00 -
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Hahahaha - That is quite a laugh. I'll try and remember to wire u that 10.000 next time I enter Empireal space :) --------------------------------------------- When you have to kill a man, it takes nothing to be polite |
Rancid Aluminium
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Posted - 2003.10.10 15:04:00 -
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for all your kind words , you will be excluded from the EA KOS list.
I have communicated this to my noob army and their civilain gatling guns will not target you.
Now if you forgive I must dash as apprently their are more gates for me to sit at than I expected .....when will the Omnipitence skill be released ?
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.10.10 15:20:00 -
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HAHAHA!
OMG, that was great, As soon as I get in game, I will wire you money to cover safe passage for Oracle and Oracle Academy.
BTW, I have heard legends of large numbers of nOOb ships chasing away even mighty battleships. :)
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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corporal hicks
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Posted - 2003.10.10 15:21:00 -
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Great post very funny. Nice to see a bit of roleplaying on the boards thats not the same old crap. I hope I remember and will send the 10K isk.
The civilian gattling cannons are deadly in the hands of a n00b " Stay Frosty "
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sutty
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Posted - 2003.10.10 15:32:00 -
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yes I to have witnessed the n00b invasion, I was in FD hunting sinc when suddenly we seen the move of blobs approaching on the map, so we check it out. anyhow it was 60 veltors it was funny to see.
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Paul Lebaue
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Posted - 2003.10.10 15:39:00 -
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Greetings Rancid Aluminium,
To show you Freelancing Corps appreciation for your protection of Empire Space were we can now feel safe knowing that our lives are kept safe under your alliance watchful gaze I present a small gift. Allthough a small one I hope it will add some strength to your alliance.
Sincerly
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2003.10.10 15:48:00 -
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This is the first post that ever made me laugh. Congrats :-). Please post back to say if anyone sent you the money :-)
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Agent Shield
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Posted - 2003.10.10 17:57:00 -
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I have to wonder how many frigates with civilian guns would it take to kill a battleship?
For those that resist payment, should we still come in 1 ship at a time to make it easier for the noobs in frigates, so they can mount their defensive posture? Or will they just go directly into offensive mode upon sight?
On second thought, I don't want the hassles; should I send the isk for the passport to Lord Empire?
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Scragg
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Posted - 2003.10.10 18:15:00 -
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Quote: .....this was much funnier in my head ....sorry for wasting you time )
I'm sure lots of things are funny in your head.
Scragg, Tyrell Corporation Vice-Director Military Operations |
Uber Miner
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Posted - 2003.10.10 18:42:00 -
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Please, just once actually offer something in a post.
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ChaoticGhost
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Posted - 2003.10.11 02:11:00 -
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Quote: Please, just once actually offer something in a post.
Please, just for once, shut up...
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Demerzel
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Posted - 2003.10.11 02:11:00 -
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Hehehehehe....
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Ramuis
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Posted - 2003.10.11 05:25:00 -
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rofl!!! I'll send you 10k for that post
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Rancid Aluminium
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Posted - 2003.10.13 12:45:00 -
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Thanks to all for the props
Also some of you have actually sent me isk in game , although this wasnt my intention directly it has been appreciated , looking back over my threats I can see how you would have been scared into donating.
I have distributed a portion of the isk to each and every noob , the 2 isk each they have received have made them realise what money spinner Alliances are. With continued revenue/donations soon I will be able to buy Afterburners for all our noob frigates and we will respond to intruders in a more timely manner.
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Ian Warr
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Posted - 2003.10.13 17:17:00 -
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That is just too funny. What's even funnier is that fact people are actually sending this guy isk even though we all know it's a joke!!
Ahh what the hell, it's only 10k. Besides, haven't laughed this hard in a while..lol
/emote gives Rancid 10000isk
Ian Warr JCMT |
jjjgg
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Posted - 2003.11.05 13:38:00 -
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Nice to see some people still have a sense of humour on these boards
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.11.05 13:45:00 -
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Quote: LOL, i give the alliance a 10 second life span
9 secs longer than the "nation of eve" then Christopher? ?
Nice post rancid...
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