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Shogo
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Posted - 2003.10.11 06:59:00 -
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1. When you buy a new car you ask the dealer what skill lvl you need to drive it.
2 Looking for you're mining equipment every time you see a big Rock
3 When you go to sleep you say to you're wive, I'm going AFK for a few hours.
4 When you ask directions to the a jumpgate.
5 When sombody is whining at work you call him carebear
6 When you try to warpjam the person that's driving in front of you.
7 When you try and buy a mivrowarpdrive for you're car.
8 When you ask the shopkeeper how much isks his products cost.
9 When you ask for implants at you're local hardware shop.
10 When you ask for docking permission before you enter a building.
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Elwir
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:14:00 -
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I still havn't stopped laughing over #5 
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Jonask'ri
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:25:00 -
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#11 When you simply expect anything in life to CTD and not be bothered by it.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:30:00 -
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#12 when you brag to your friends about how rich and powerful you are in the world of eve.
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SilverBadger
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:34:00 -
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#12 when you brag to your friends about how rich and powerful you are in the world of eve.
...but then realise that the only friends you have nowadays are also playing EVE.
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Cmd Sisko
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:37:00 -
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Edited by: Cmd Sisko on 11/10/2003 08:06:15
13: When u see a plane and think its a batteship.
14: when u see a carwreck and say *look its m0o at it again*
15: when u stop at a gas station and ask them to refit ur car.
16: when u enter the ghetto and say. o im going to get pked.
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:49:00 -
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17. When you go to the store to buy some food, and the price has gone up. And you yell Exploit really loud, and everyone looks at you funny, and keeps thier distance.
 Have a nice Day! Buy stuff its good for You!
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2003.10.11 07:59:00 -
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I call people carebears and tell them im gonna pod em irl all the time
They just shrug it off as either being A) I drunk or B) Old rugby head injury
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Temujin Destovai
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:17:00 -
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Edited by: Temujin Destovai on 11/10/2003 08:19:18
18. After wrecking your car, you try to convince the officer that the autopilot was bugged, and that you want to petition.
19. You have an add running in the local newspaper trying to sell Superconductors and Miniature Electronics for horrendous amounts of cash
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Dufas
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:23:00 -
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Edited by: Dufas on 11/10/2003 08:24:53
Edited by: Dufas on 11/10/2003 08:23:29
when ppl at work ask how was your weekend and you tell them that u mined for 36 hrs for another bs..and they look at u like your nutz
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:26:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 11/10/2003 08:34:22
20# When you threaten to "pod" someone instead of "kick their ass".
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Thano
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:32:00 -
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i know iv said this before but it still rings true.. #19 when you you look at a screenshot of eve you try to rotate the camora
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:34:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 11/10/2003 08:34:48
22# When you look at those screenshots and try to mouseover the ships
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Thano
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:41:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 11/10/2003 08:34:48
22# When you look at those screenshots and try to mouseover the ships
lol so odviously im not the only one that does this
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Relentless
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Posted - 2003.10.11 08:53:00 -
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23: When the car won't start and you can't figure it out, you think "Maybe I should relog and see if that helps"
24: Your girlfriend says something funny and you absentmindedly respond "lol"
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Shock
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Posted - 2003.10.11 10:34:00 -
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Edited by: Shock on 11/10/2003 10:34:33
I think trying to rotate/zoom the camera or mouseover the ship in screenshots is the best example.
Besides betting a splitting migraine after playing too long (but that might just be me).
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Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.11 10:44:00 -
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Edited by: Shock on 11/10/2003 10:34:33
I think trying to rotate/zoom the camera or mouseover the ship in screenshots is the best example.
I've done that more time than I care to mention. Sometimes when I haven't had enough sleep I'll do it to the same image twice
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Blockoindi
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:19:00 -
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25: when u camp at building entrances and demand isk to let people pass
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:23:00 -
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Edited by: Drethen Nerevitas on 11/10/2003 11:23:41
#26 When you look out the window and realise your car is shaped similarly to a Thorax and is painted the same too  .
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Grankor
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:24:00 -
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26: You call work cause you're running late, and you tell them that you are only 2 jumps away.
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:26:00 -
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Edited by: Luc Boye on 11/10/2003 11:27:00
27. you finally got good at recycling.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:27:00 -
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#27 when you go to the doctor and ask for a clone
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:30:00 -
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27. When you go to Home Depot and ask what their selling Megacyte and Zydrine for.
28. When you get out your pistol and shoot someones lunch box at work, and shrug it off as griefing.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:31:00 -
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#28 when you try to convince your boss to make you a ceo cause your corp has made over 100 billion isk
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Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:33:00 -
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#30 when you hotwire a car and take it because that's what they get for jettisoning it in a mall parking lot.
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:34:00 -
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30. When you try to put a buy order in at Barnes and Nobles for Pax Amarria.
31. When you try to get some slaves, and then realize thats a really bad idea.
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Chacer56
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:36:00 -
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31. When you try to get some slaves, and then realize thats a really bad idea.
not in Georgia or Alabama
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:50:00 -
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Ok thats just wrong..
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:55:00 -
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#19 when you you look at a screenshot of eve you try to rotate the camora
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22# When you look at those screenshots and try to mouseover the ships
I had a screenshot for my desktop background. I had to change it after a few days as it was messing with my mind.
32. when your taking a class with some freshman that's griping about not getting an A on an exam and you say "welcome to unsecure space n00b"
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Cruise
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Posted - 2003.10.11 11:56:00 -
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When you want to have sex with your wife/girlfriend and you ask for docking permission.
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