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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
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Posted - 2014.11.04 00:05:37 -
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Greetings!
Your most sinister and hairy-faced Agony Aunt has made a reappearance, selflessly devoting himself to answering your wormhole related questions in a fully serious fashion. Questions can be posed anonymously to myself via mail and will be answered if and when I get liquored up enough to become deranged.
I'm expecting a question from Winthrop will kick this all off.
J's before K's.
Prolapse. Turning holes inside out with pew pew.
http://www.localectomy.blogspot.com.au
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Andrew Jester
Origin. Black Legion.
761
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Posted - 2014.11.04 00:21:29 -
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I FULLY SUPPORT THIS SERVICE
TRINKET CAN YOU DONATE YOUR WH NON-GENTILE ISK TO THE "BUY ANDREW JESTER A SUPER" FUND!?!?!!?!
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Jess Tanner
Hard Knocks Inc. Irresponsible Use of Capital.
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Posted - 2014.11.04 00:26:55 -
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How fast is an unladen swallow?
Go with Bob, keep Him always in your heart. He is your Sword, Shield, and the Knife in your back.
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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
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Posted - 2014.11.04 01:03:07 -
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Dear Irresponsible in J222343,
In pondering your question, "How fast is an unladen swallow?", which you further confounded by asking yourself an additional qualifier, "African or European", I realised that the real question you were asking was, "How fast is an unladen Heron? Sukuvesataa or Standard?" because we all know that the Swallow is a manoeuvre performed by ladies of the munificent affections, not an actual class of Caldari starship. It is also clear that all African swallows have died of Ebola or bird flu.
Mayhaps, one day, the Caldari Navy will give us a Swallow, but perhaps they will also give us the Spit, but that couldd arguably be a variant of the Stabber and hence a Minmatar design. But I digress.
With the question properly framed, I went to work to derive the maximum speed of an unladen Heron, both Sukuvestaa and Standard, taking into account all possible variables.
I considered that speed in EVE is ill-defined in and of itself. Speed could mean either of two variables; warp speed and sub-warp speed. I do not know which you refer to, however, logically the heron is not an interceptor, and this being a wormhole advice column, the need for prolonged multi-system warping to go from Jita to Cloud Ring to deliver a load of PLEX is irrelevant, therefore we shall focus entirely on the sub-warp speed problem.
In my maths, I also discounted the fact that there is no laden or unladen state to starships in EVE, for cargo capacity and mass of cargo is irrelevant to calculation of speeds, therefore I opted for an Overdrive-based fit.
Of course, being elite wormhole dwellers, we all fly with high-grade snakes and full Claymore boosts, in a C6 Black Hole, where one can attain a maximum velocity of 17,362 metres per second with a Heron, Sukuvestaa or otherwise.
In an attempt to not be lame, I have created the ultimate Heronceptor, which you may use to surprise escalating capitals, who will clearly not see this coming, unlike the ladies whom you pay to swallow.
[Heron, Unladen]
Overdrive Injector System II Overdrive Injector System II
Domination 1MN Microwarpdrive Small Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 400 Small Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 400 Dark Blood Stasis Webifier True Sansha Warp Scrambler
[Empty High slot] [Empty High slot] [Empty High slot]
Small Auxiliary Thrusters II Small Auxiliary Thrusters II Small Auxiliary Thrusters I
High-grade Snake Alpha High-grade Snake Beta High-grade Snake Gamma High-grade Snake Delta High-grade Snake Epsilon High-grade Snake Omega Zor's Custom Navigation Hyper-Link Eifyr and Co. 'Rogue' High Speed Maneuvering HS-906
J's before K's.
Prolapse. Turning holes inside out with pew pew.
http://www.localectomy.blogspot.com.au
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Winthorp
2852
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Posted - 2014.11.04 01:22:12 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:!I'm expecting a question from Winthrop will kick this all off.
Mr friend of the trinkets how i have waited for this service to start, i am sorry i wasn't able to be your first user of this glorious service as i followed your other service thread so eagerly.
Since i have left one Legion for another legion and soon will find my wallet emptier and my supercarrier toon more supercarrier full, will i one day be able top bring it into WH space to fully escalate C6 sites solo to fund more nefarious ships? |
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
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Posted - 2014.11.04 06:31:58 -
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Dear Winthorp,
As Schopenhauer says, human life is directionless, and motivated by unfulfilled desire.
In your directionless meanderings through nullsec, you must consider the question of what motivates you? As we can see, clearly a desire to thrust the prickly and squishy sac of your generative organs into the eye sockets of your foes has caused you to accumulate space geld to the point of purchasing a Supercarrier. This is merely a tool to expedite said sac-thrusting and eye-balling.
But having achieved the installation of your flabby, cellulite-ridden buttocks in the clone holster in your supercarrier, clearly you desired more than tea-bagging your foes, or else you would not ask a question; therefore the desire of Mankind is infinite and unfulfillable by achievement of any supercarriers.
This expresses as a desire to bring your new toy (or, as the case may be, the new steely coffin into which you have thrust yourself, never to leave it until you are blown out of it) into wormholes. But we must now ponder - will even this satisfy your endless and insatiable desires? One supposes not.
As to your question whether or not one should pay Blood union rent moneys, I can state that, no you should not. For a start, as is seen on various historiographic references upon the internet, our Russian cousins desires are for full sized human women, and this frustrates them, as it appears a large proportion of Russian women are quite small. I would therefore suggest keeping exotic dancers, full sized, in your hold and ejecting them into space as an offering to your silent Russian overlords.
J's before K's.
Prolapse. Turning holes inside out with pew pew.
http://www.localectomy.blogspot.com.au
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Aladar Dangerface
Transcendent Sedition Protean Concept
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Posted - 2014.11.04 08:15:30 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:Greetings!
Your most sinister and hairy-faced Agony Aunt has made a reappearance, selflessly devoting himself to answering your wormhole related questions in a fully serious fashion. Questions can be posed anonymously to myself via mail and will be answered if and when I get liquored up enough to become deranged.
I'm expecting a question from Winthrop will kick this all off.
I'm so ******* happy right now :)
I don't need twitter.
I'm already following you.
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Winthorp
2852
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Posted - 2014.11.04 09:00:55 -
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Such wise counsel Trinket. |
Caleb Seremshur
The Atomic Fallout Kids
400
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Posted - 2014.11.04 09:37:37 -
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What is the feasability of living in a C3 as a solo player or group of 2-4?
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=348015
T3 OHing subsystem review and rebalance
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=290346
LP faction weapon store costs rebalancing
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Andrew Jester
Origin. Black Legion.
761
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Posted - 2014.11.04 11:26:39 -
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Caleb Seremshur wrote:What is the feasability of living in a C3 as a solo player or group of 2-4?
2-4: ezpz
solo: ezpz with alts
Totes depends on connection though. C3 > HS would be super boring, C3 > LS would be good for small gang/solo **** (THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONE YOU'D WANT), C3 > Null p good for making money
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Winthorp
2852
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Posted - 2014.11.04 11:44:08 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:Caleb Seremshur wrote:What is the feasability of living in a C3 as a solo player or group of 2-4? 2-4: ezpz solo: ezpz with alts Totes depends on connection though. C3 > HS would be super boring, C3 > LS would be good for small gang/solo **** (THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONE YOU'D WANT), C3 > Null p good for making money
Get your own advice thread. #Leach. |
Phoenix Jones
Isogen 5
818
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Posted - 2014.11.04 12:52:13 -
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Dear Trinket..
Do you look like Samuel L Jackson in Real life?
For reference
Yaay!!!!
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Andrew Jester
Origin. Black Legion.
761
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Posted - 2014.11.04 12:59:33 -
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Winthorp wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:Caleb Seremshur wrote:What is the feasability of living in a C3 as a solo player or group of 2-4? 2-4: ezpz solo: ezpz with alts Totes depends on connection though. C3 > HS would be super boring, C3 > LS would be good for small gang/solo **** (THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONE YOU'D WANT), C3 > Null p good for making money Get your own advice thread. #Leach.
:effort:
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Rei Moon
Murderous Inc
80
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Posted - 2014.11.04 17:18:29 -
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There was an issue with parsing this post's BBCode
Murderous Inc. wants woobs (does that work as "wormhole newbies"?)
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unimatrix0030
Viperfleet Inc. Disavowed.
153
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Posted - 2014.11.04 20:23:46 -
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How do you start to be a good forum troll? |
Andrew Jester
Origin. Black Legion.
761
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Posted - 2014.11.04 20:36:28 -
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unimatrix0030 wrote:How do you start to be a good forum troll?
I offer lessons. Only 150m/session. Send me a mail if interested))
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Angsty Teenager
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
633
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Posted - 2014.11.04 21:14:08 -
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Winthorp wrote:
Since i have left one Legion for another legion and soon will find my wallet emptier and my supercarrier toon more supercarrier full, will i one day be able top bring it into WH space to fully escalate C6 sites solo to fund more nefarious ships? And will it help my cause if i pay BU rent monies?
+1 poach
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GordonO
Brave Newbies Inc.
76
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Posted - 2014.11.04 21:40:16 -
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hehe. welcome back..
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Sith1s Spectre
Rolled Out Black Legion.
1256
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Posted - 2014.11.05 07:22:46 -
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Dear Trinket,
I have recently started getting back into WH space and the only ship I know how to fly is a drake. However all my corp members laugh at me and tell me i'm not allowed to bring my drake.
Could you please advise me as to when it is okay to bring a drake?
Rolled Out 2.0 is back. -áBut not in the way you're probably thinking-á
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Jack Miton
Isogen 5
3915
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Posted - 2014.11.05 07:43:32 -
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right, cos people exist who dont know what SLJ looks like...
Stuck In Here With Me:-á http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/
Down the Pipe:-á http://downthepipe-wh.com/
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Bhane Celesto
Hard Knocks Inc. Irresponsible Use of Capital.
3
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Posted - 2014.11.05 18:06:47 -
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Sith1s Spectre wrote:Dear Trinket,
I have recently started getting back into WH space and the only ship I know how to fly is a drake. However all my corp members laugh at me and tell me i'm not allowed to bring my drake.
Could you please advise me as to when it is okay to bring a drake?
Precisely 16 different occasions call for the use of a Drake. Some say 14 of those are illegal in 11 different countries and that of the remaining 2, 1 is known only to african dumbawoowoo tribes. |
GordonO
Brave Newbies Inc.
76
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Posted - 2014.11.05 18:51:54 -
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Dear TF,
why is it soo difficult to get in to a decent WH corp. Many do not even bother to respond in their recruitment channels. My alt says its probably me.. but I thought I would get some expert advice...
Thanks,
.
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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
1840
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Posted - 2014.11.05 23:56:49 -
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Caleb Seremshur wrote:
Dear Trinket,
What is the feasability of living in a C3 as a solo player or group of 2-4?
Dear Caleb from J121324,
I pondered your question long last night, over a mug of steaming heavily brandy-laced egg nog. the traditional ponderer's drink for contemplation of astrophysical questions - for that is most certainly what your question is.
This is a question of population density, is it not? You are concerned that Anoikis is becoming too crowded, or that you may one day outgrow your demesne, because as wormholers are wont to do, one day you turn around and you have filled up your XLSAM with Bhaalgorns and Revelations and suddenly there's nowhere to park your Primae. So you cry inconsolate tears into the pod goo, and are in danger of osmotic death from dilution of your pod goo media from your grief. Worry not, for i have calculated the maximum number of POS's you can fill up before your domain is over-cluttered with your loot.
X = Vss / (Vp*Pe)-Vu
where X = number of POS possible Vss = Volume of the solar system derived from 4/3 Pi r^3 where radius r = radius of solar system in AU. Vp = Volume of the POS (14,137.17km^3 small, 40,024.39km^3 medium, 113,097.30km^3 large) Pe = Packing efficiency, which depends whether you choose hexagonal or cubic but is roughly 0.74048 Vu = volume of the sun
Now, armed with the above, you can use the IGB POS Planner to calculate the maximum cost, onlining time, and even monthly fuel consumption cost of a hexagonally packed solar system of 1 AU radius with a star of equal radius to our sun, you could anchor a maximum number of Amarr Large dullstars equal to approximately 10,384,313,620,527,200,000.
There is some uncertinty in these figures due to the small volume packing inefficiency and lattice dislocations caused by the presence of the star at the centre of the solar system, and of course does not take into account the presence of even one planet, but this is in the order of maybe a couple of million potential Amarr Large POS, and is therefore irrelevant.
This of course assumes that CCP Greyscale gets his wish to un-tether POS anchoring from moons, otherwise this equation is much simpler, in which case one merely needs to anchor towers on every moon.
Therefore, yes, it is feasible for a solo person to live within a Class 3 wwormhole. You have plenty of real estate to expand into should you outgrow your first POS. I do, however, pity Sleeper Social Club, for they must have already outgrown their solar system and be unable to store the Ishtars of their ISBoxer alts - the maths do not lie.
J's before K's.
Prolapse. Turning holes inside out with pew pew.
http://www.localectomy.blogspot.com.au
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Utari Onzo
United System's Commonwealth
8
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Posted - 2014.11.06 07:41:37 -
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Dear Trinket,
I was resoundedly beat at my corp's poker tournament last night, what sacrifice to Bob would be appropriate to ensure my unqualified success next time? |
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
1851
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Posted - 2014.11.07 01:15:33 -
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Dear Utari Onzo of J155384,
Bob is the God of Wormholes, may he forever watch over us with his impenetrable cloak and steal our nanoribbons when we are unworthy. He is not the God of luck and chance, which is the deity to whom you should make sacrifice. Bob does not care for poker, craps (unless carebear pants craps upon decloaking of your gank Proteus) or Texas Holdem, though he is reputedly fond of Solitaire, which he is rumoured to play when stuck in a C6 Cataclysmic alone.
My advice for you to win at poker is to invest in a Cargo Scanner II - but do not forget to also invest in a Passive Targeting Array, lest your opponents detect your eye-beams locking on to their cards. Armed with this technology, you should be able to read your opponent's hand and cheat your way to fortune and infamy.
Bob be behind you always,
TF
J's before K's.
Prolapse. Turning holes inside out with pew pew.
http://www.localectomy.blogspot.com.au
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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
1860
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Posted - 2014.11.10 00:08:31 -
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And now one from the archives;
Quote:Dear Trinket,
I am an experienced player trying to get into wormholes. I have been playing for 5 years in hisec and I am finding things boring. i have only just recently transferred my toon between accounts. I have absolutely no PVP experience and a totally clean killboard, you can see there is no AWOXing because you would need any form of KB to AWOX. You can see how many things I can fly, here is my eveboard, full of all the T2 and T3 ships!
I want to get into a wormhole corporation, because I hear there is now boatloads of ISK to be made, and only the most elite people play in wormholes. I am elite because I told you I am elite and interested in PVP, I used to fly in Delve back with BoB, but that was my old character which I lost the account info for. I have looked longWill you hire me?
- Anonymous
Dear Anonymous from Arshat,
It is theorised that people fall victims to scams not because of stupidity, but indeed, because of having too much ego and intellect; the ego drives self-confidence and the mind fools itself into self-manufactured logical fallacies such as "i cannot be fooled because I am smart."
This is perchance why people fall for carefully constructed scams, where there are layers and layers of subtle complexities and where the intellect can be goaded and cajoled by leaving enough easily resolvable inconsistencies to be found, such that the inquiring mind - having so easily discovered these things - is lulled into this state of addled self-assured hubris, and makes a mistake.
We play a game of subterfuge and mystery, played out across months and days, of spies and infiltrators and hapless saliva-dribbling inbred trogoldytes who clog up your SMA's and mailbox with pathetic attempts at such nefarious ends. You have to be on your toes, forever vigilant and wtchful for scammers and infiltrators.
Indeed, one may look at a recruitment pitch from one such as yourself and be quite fooled. Surely, one may think, such a hamfisted and poorly concieved attempt at AWOX and infiltration could not be put together? Surely there is no one that lazy and dumb to think this is how you do it? Therefore, the ego takes over and says "TF, you're a smart bloke, hey? Look how easily you pierced his layers of security, outwitted him, and discovered his evil scheme!"
Luckily for you, I am bereft of ego and intellect. This is matched by the lack of thought put into your attempt; indeed we are a matched quantity, like two slow-witted children fighting in a tub of jello with foam Mek'leth. I shall hire you, I think, and keep you as my special space slave, living from a hobo depot.
Thankfully, you never signed on comms and it's been three years. It seems you are either playing the long game, or you splurged $300 on PLEX to buy your toon and then mommy came and took the credit card away.
Therefore, one should be careful of buying an 80M SP toon off the forums and thinking you can play the game and PLEX your account simply from having 80M SP. it's like buying a Ferrari while on welfare; you have a flash ride but can't afford the petrol.
J's before K's.
Prolapse. Turning holes inside out with pew pew.
http://www.localectomy.blogspot.com.au
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Yuka Mayaki
Gambrini
0
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Posted - 2014.11.10 15:39:16 -
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Dear Trinket,
seeing the epeen comparison of many WH corps and Alliances everyday on the forum, while enjoing PvP as well (mostly passive *shrug*) I am wondering:
How relevant is it to be relevant to be noted as notably by the notables? |
corbexx
eXceed Inc. No Holes Barred
887
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Posted - 2014.11.10 15:55:04 -
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Dear trinket.
I spend alot of time trying to sort out things for wormhole space. However recently I have had some people (mainly hisec people) derailing the topic, even when its in the wormhole section and marked wormhole pve.
Do you have any suggestions or should I just start paying marmite to dec every hisec derailers corp?
Corbexx for CSM 9 - Wormholes deserve better
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Jez Amatin
Enso Corp
35
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Posted - 2014.11.10 16:09:30 -
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corbexx wrote:Dear trinket.
I spend alot of time trying to sort out things for wormhole space. However recently I have had some people (mainly hisec people) derailing the topic, even when its in the wormhole section and marked wormhole pve.
Do you have any suggestions or should I just start paying marmite to dec every hisec derailers corp?
Corbexx, ill double your isk ... totally legit this time!
ps. i may be too space poor but they say its the thought that counts
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Aladar Dangerface
Transcendent Sedition Protean Concept
21
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Posted - 2014.11.10 16:19:18 -
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Dear Trinket,
Where can i find myself a godly mustache like the one you sport?
The sunglasses while being inside, wearing a jacket with no T-shirt look i currently have is just not doing it for the Exotic Dancers anymore :(
I don't need twitter.
I'm already following you.
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