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andoni cane Caldari Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2006.09.01 19:03:00 - [1] Edited by: andoni cane on 01/09/2006 19:04:32 everyone knows about quafe softdrinks, our children drink it we drink it, everyone drinks quafe. quafe is a tool of the galantine federation. every isk spent on a can goes strait to their military. quafe is just a cover for secret military build up. why would one softdrink company need so many stations? they need them to make billions of gallons of quafe. quafe is so popular it could single-handedly support the entire galantine navy! if the empires check galantine military accounts you would find quafe at the top of the barrel. please i would like all the input of people. oh starsi is better tasting anyway.
Takitoo Ebon Phoenix	Posted - 2006.09.01 19:22:00 - [2] Raagh Raagh ! Rabble Rabble Rabble ! waves a Caldari, not a "Galantine" flag. Raaaagh Raaaagh ! Rabble ! Rabble ! Conspiracy ! Rabble ! Rabble ! Raaaagh ! ___________________________ snip Inappropriate link removed- Tirg Aww. No more funny.
Able Citizen Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2006.09.01 19:23:00 - [3] With all those spelling and grammatical miscues, it sounds to me like you've been drinking Samuel Rackham Ale, not Quafe!
Joshua Foiritain Gallente Coreli Corporation	Posted - 2006.09.01 19:33:00 - [4] Originally by: andoni cane the galantine federation The who? ----- [Coreli Corporation Mainframe]
andoni cane Caldari Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2006.09.01 19:38:00 - [5] Edited by: andoni cane on 01/09/2006 19:39:50 why should i care how to spell Gallente. you know what i am saying you savages. anyway anti gallente caldari show your voice.
Rakatan Ronala Minmatar	Posted - 2006.09.01 19:55:00 - [6] Using softdrinks to insult the gallente federation and try to convince others that there planning a evil scheme... ...How low,cant you think of anything better?
andoni cane Caldari Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2006.09.01 20:02:00 - [7] Edited by: andoni cane on 01/09/2006 20:02:38 all the empires probaly have similar ventures, but this one is a global threat. and how could words of reason come from a Minmatar Caldari unite and crush the gallente and the mimitar. support the great and powerfull amarr. two great nations over two weak and petty ones.
Rakatan Ronala Minmatar	Posted - 2006.09.01 20:10:00 - [8] You managed to sound both stupid and real jealous of the federation..because i dont think youre issue is with the federation in name of the caldari state,its sompthing personal maybe,oh and please dont try to dismiss negative comment by claiming im a minmatar and thus cannot comment,thats just hiding cowardly behind prejudices.
andoni cane Caldari Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2006.09.01 20:21:00 - [9] my views of the galantine federation are negative yes. but this is not about Caldari, Minmatar or Amarr. but the reason i really dont like quafe is that i am sick of huge clouds of flotsam consisting mainly of quafe cans, it makes my beloved ice fields lose their pristine glory. plus i was raised in the Amarr empire till i was 12 then my father [who was a miner] died in a sansha attack. i was then sent to my grand parents in jita. but quafe is too rich. why do they need all thoes stations? it seems a little strange dont u think? "Caldari unite and crush the gallente and the mimitar. support the great and powerfull amarr. two great nations over two weak and petty ones."
Grau Warder Caldari FTS	Posted - 2006.09.01 20:55:00 - [10] Edited by: Grau Warder on 01/09/2006 20:55:57 Would it be possible to add an entry exam to GalNet? "You must be -this- capable at basic reading and writing skills before being allowed on GalNet"? I'd gladly volunteer to oversee testing for this on weekends. ______________________________ It's nothing personal. Just business.
Vendrin Caldari APEX Unlimited Kimotoro Directive	Posted - 2006.09.01 21:30:00 - [11] Starsi is better then Quafe anyways. _____________________________________ Need help in Caldari Space? Join channel CCDF to give or recieve it.
andoni cane Caldari Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2006.09.01 21:55:00 - [12] Edited by: andoni cane on 01/09/2006 21:56:58 Edited by: andoni cane on 01/09/2006 21:56:43 agreed oh grau what are u talking about? "Caldari unite and crush the gallente and the mimitar. support the great and powerfull amarr. two great nations over two weak and petty ones."
Grau Warder Caldari FTS	Posted - 2006.09.01 22:14:00 - [13] Let's just say your translator files are a few bits short of a full byte. I'll see you at the testing center. _______________________________ ________________________________________ It's nothing personal. Just business.
Tomahawk Bliss	Posted - 2006.09.01 22:40:00 - [14] Originally by: Vendrin Starsi is better then Quafe anyways. /signed Gogo Yubari> You can't destroy your enemy with the power of thought alone like many forum-warriors seem to think.
IzzyChan True Core	Posted - 2006.09.02 00:46:00 - [15] Quafe is disgusting. --------------------
andoni cane Caldari Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2006.09.02 02:46:00 - [16] we should boycotte quafe. "Caldari unite and crush the gallente and the mimitar. support the great and powerfull amarr. two great nations over two weak and petty ones."
Shintoko Akahoshi Omerta Syndicate Pure.	Posted - 2006.09.02 06:54:00 - [17] I don't drink either one. In any case, may I offer you some letters? You seem to be missing at least one "n". If you buy at least three letters, I'll throw in a shift key... The Red Mom of WarÖ
Rakatan Ronala Minmatar	Posted - 2006.09.02 12:01:00 - [18] I like Quafe,it has massive income but this is just nonsense,can anyone disagree with that?Dont use a softdrink to claim secret plans of military might..
Kaleigh Doyle Rho Dynamics	Posted - 2006.09.02 15:39:00 - [19] As we can clearly see, the standards for capsuleer piloting have dropped significantly since I was in the university. Perhaps a proper education and some manners would do wonders for this spirited pilot? As an aside, I hear Starsi causes impotence. *grins
Mark Bunyan	Posted - 2006.09.02 16:11:00 - [20] Personally I don't believe the "military funding plot". Funds are easily traced. Since space is a vast place I'd assume that the numerous nature of the Quafe company stations is simply a way of enforcing their market dominance. However I've been analysing the market for the last few months and I've come to a quite startling discovery. Quafe (not certain about Quafe Ultra) is made from Enhanced tobacco addictive drugs and reprocessed industrial garbage, the stuff that regular on-station recyclers simply can't handle (just check out Quafe company station transfer records if you don't believe me. Tobacco and Garbage coming in, Polytextiles and Quafe going out, and in quantities that eliminates the possibility that a majority of the industrial garbage is going towards polytextile production or recycling into raw materials!). The amount of stations is a logical step here since Garbage is a product that is produced in a constant flow and in relativly low amounts. Add in that nobody wants to keep the toxic and acidic waste around for long means that in order to prevent stations from seeking an alternate means of disposal they have to be collected often. The regular but fairly small amounts (in terms of the type of product) means that its transfer network is maintained by smaller independant transports (quafe owned transports would be too conspicious, not to mention expensive and risky considering the locations of Quafe stations) who normally don't think on an intergalactic scale. I've tried to get a Quafe product analysed by a High grade professional laboratory to get my suspicions confirmed. If they are correct Quafe should contain minute traces of industrial by-products, products that may be hazardous to maintaining Clone transfer purity, thus almost unnoticably weakening the non-Gallente navies (since the degradation would only be discovered in case there were high-numbers of casualties and a rapid turn-over of pilots) but would be undetectable by regular and miltiary scans for harmful substances. However I've been constantly denied such analysis. I suspect the reasons for that is Quafe company bullying and lobbying. I'll say this. A scheme to Quafe company to fund the Gallente military wouldn't really be in the Gallente nature, too straight forward and easily discovered. A scheme to through unethical corperate practices mass produce sub-standard products from junk to reap in profits and weaken opposing navies through sheer market power and dastardly means, now that's definitly the established Gallente modus operandi. After all, who would be keeping tabs on a soft-drink company that provides their product to millions, and which is by any economical analysis only interested in maximizing their profits, for extremely minute amounts of poisons that are infact only effective against military pod-pilots (and then only in case of an all-out war)?
andoni cane Caldari Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2006.09.02 16:56:00 - [21] hmmm so mark i think u have a point. if there is a war quafe is so popular it could keep working in all the empires. constantly turning out quafe and quafe ultra [personaly quafe ultra is filled with nano propaganda, but that is another story.] to slowly poison the innocent civilians and off-duty military personel. oh back to quafe ultra have u seen the warning lable on it? that is because it has nano tech in it which during the caffine high flushs their brains with Gallente propaganda, this is not propaganda of the regular sense but it rather activates the doubt and anger of their brains, to cause further unrest. oh send me the data from the lab test please. "Caldari unite and crush the gallente and the mimitar. support the great and powerfull amarr. two great nations over two weak and petty ones."
Ithildin Gallente The Corporation	Posted - 2006.09.02 17:16:00 - [22] Phaw. The proposterous claims you get to read when ultra nationalists are allowed to post their "proofs" on open communications forums. At some point you'd think they would stop and think for a second, that one cannot make a softdrink from garbage. To claim that a softdrink IS garbage on the other hand is entirely subjective and, in some cases, valid. Quafe is not made from garbage, the billions of people drinking it every day without coming down with every pandemic known to man proves this. The mayor components of Quafe is generally water, sweetener, aromas, and colour enhancements. These chemicals is something one would think that only a Gallentean citizen would be suspicious of, but are by and large completely harmless. To even suggest that they are extracted from garbage is rediculous since the purification process alone would cost more than to do the simple acid reactions needed to produce these chemicals. It is also very repulsive to think someone would stoop at claiming there is anything but financial gain behind the Quafe sales, and is rather more suggestive at low-handed propaganda originating from the Caldari business sphere that has been having massive problems reaching out to a broader mass consumption market where image and trends mean more than blind efficiency. Dark skies torn apart Heavens open before me I, the light of death
Mark Bunyan	Posted - 2006.09.02 18:46:00 - [23] Edited by: Mark Bunyan on 02/09/2006 18:50:27 Edited by: Mark Bunyan on 02/09/2006 18:49:04 Originally by: Ithildin Quafe is not made from garbage, the billions of people drinking it every day without coming down with every pandemic known to man proves this. The mayor components of Quafe is generally water, sweetener, aromas, and colour enhancements. These chemicals is something one would think that only a Gallentean citizen would be suspicious of, but are by and large completely harmless. To even suggest that they are extracted from garbage is rediculous since the purification process alone would cost more than to do the simple acid reactions needed to produce these chemicals. Why not? The process necessary would simply be an advanced version of the regular recycling processes available on every station in the galaxy? Consider that nobody who is consuming proteins, carbohydrates, water or air that's been processed that way, the vast majority of the worlds space-living population, comes down with every pandemic known to man either, despite the fact that they're eating, drinking and breathing biological by-products. The various pandemic producing agents are simply reprocessed along with the rest of it. And where else do you think the Garbage is going? The quafe company is the largest importer of Garbage in the known universe, and their output of Polytextiles, processed products and waste products is is not covering the input of garbage! Somewhere there is a loss of tonnage and the only explaination for that loss is Quafe (estimated to be no less than about 2 tons per hundred tons of produced Quafe, probably more)! As for extraction processes the only thing necessary is a self-replicating microbiological process or that of an extremely efficient Catalyst (and my bet is on the first). Developing such an agent would be expensive, but considering the amount of Quafe sold such costs would drown in the mere quantity of goods handled.
Ithildin Gallente The Corporation	Posted - 2006.09.02 19:55:00 - [24] What you are suggesting is a very serious crime to say the least, I suggest you gather a lot more evidence to back up your cause before making such accusations. I suppose that living in a nation with such a lax view on legal matters as the Caldari State excuses you somewhat, but they are most likely completely groundless. In fact, I cannot understand why you are arguing putting proteins in a protein-less drink in the first place. And I maintain that the replication processes for creating very addictive, low cost, beverages is very much cheaper than doing through bioprocessing contaminated and ill sorted trash. At best, the only accusation you can make is that Quafe is refining and purifying garbage to make polytextiles - which is a legal and even promoted activity within the Federation seing as how the population is running rampant and our stellar resources aren't exactly growing. I swear it, soon it will be a status symbol not eating recycled food. Dark skies torn apart Heavens open before me I, the light of death
Shanaya Venn Caldari	Posted - 2006.09.03 02:24:00 - [25] All right, Ly'sol, Dire, and others who addressed my lament about drug use among corporate managers. I finally found someone I can recommend drugs to with a clear conscience. I could even be persuaded to make an exception to my rule and personally deliver a cargo to Mr. Cane. Perhaps something...soporific...would be appropriate.
Malthros Zenobia Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive	Posted - 2006.09.03 06:26:00 - [26] Originally by: andoni cane Edited by: andoni cane on 01/09/2006 19:04:32 everyone knows about quafe softdrinks, our children drink it we drink it, everyone drinks quafe. Speak for yourself fool, my friends and family all drink Starsi. Sorry you can't afford a dev so you get me instead ^^ - Xorus
Ladel Teravada Caldari Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive	Posted - 2006.09.03 10:09:00 - [27] Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle As an aside, I hear Starsi causes impotence. grins Want to try that thesis out? Starsi is the only softdrink worth my time to be honest. As for the slander over the Rackhams Ale.... Watch out or Rackham will come back and rip you a new one for sure. DRINK STARSI! Captain Ladel Teravada* Chief of Naval Intelligence, CAIN Assistant Director of Foreign Relations, KD
Shurikane	Posted - 2006.09.03 15:31:00 - [28] I have witnessed several Velator pilots attempt to drink Quafe while inside their pod. Quafe does not mix well with ambiotic fluid! No wonder they didn't like the stuff.
Kaleigh Doyle Rho Dynamics	Posted - 2006.09.03 17:23:00 - [29] Originally by: Ladel Teravada Want to try that thesis out? Judging from that goofy mug of yours, I don't think I already know the outcome. winks Real men drink Samuel Rackham.
Gorion Wassenar Caldari Tsurokigaarai Kimotoro Directive	Posted - 2006.09.03 21:07:00 - [30] I've seen it cause impotence to people around me while drinking it. :) ------------------ CEO of TKI

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