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Constantly Outraged Sebiestor
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2014.12.14 10:11:54 -
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With curious astrophysical phenomena making the news recently, Gutter Press spoke to a Sebiestor astrophysics researcher at the Republic University campus in Edmalbrurdus, who made an astonishing claim !
"Time Travel is bunk ! but that doesn't stop people from trying!", she said. "If it did work, then I'd have come back from the future and told myself how it works. Since I haven't, then logically it can't work."
The recent news about a stellar event visible where it shouldn't be, has increased the curiosity of students into astrophysical phenomena: "Every week, some first year student comes into my office, 'Professor, is time travel possible?' they say. And now I'm getting not just one, but three or four a week!", she explained.
"First year students have too much time to think of silly notions.", she stated. "They should be studying."
"If time travel is possible, I'll bet some crafty Sebiestor was the first to try it."
"In fact, I'll bet that the storms on the Day of Darkness were caused by students experiments in time travel. Certainly their supervising professors wouldn't have done anything so foolish."
An incredible claim !
"Every student has bold ideas about going back in time to defeat the Amarr invasion force, so I think that's what they did. Went back in time, but of course, being foolish undergraduates, they screwed it up!", the professor asserted.
"They did it with the best of intentions, I am sure, but obviously, it didn't work, did it ?"
A different astrophysics professor at a different campus of Republic University had this to say:
"Girl, have you been sampling the Angel's merchandise? Day of darkness caused by Sebiestor undergraduates attempting time travel ? I've never heard anything so ridiculous, and I listen to undergraduates all day."
Whatever the truth of time travel, it causes great argument amongst academia, and provides much material for the entertainment industry.
Gutter Press, the stories you didn't know you needed.
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Wendrika Hydreiga
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
153
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Posted - 2014.12.14 10:56:45 -
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I time travel all the time! When I'm feeling like sleeping until late, I just set my clock back so I still wake up early! |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1853
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Posted - 2014.12.14 10:59:13 -
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I travel into the future quite a lot. Normally at the rate of about one second per second.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Havohej
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
118
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Posted - 2014.12.14 15:28:50 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:I travel into the future quite a lot. Normally at the rate of about one second per second. Why, Rodj Blake! You made a funny!
I've always found a good sense of humor to be a man's sexiest attribute.
We should go out some time, just you and me. A nice dinner, a bottle of the finest wine, back to your place - or maybe mine...
Let the clo- er, chips fall where they may, hm?
It'll be a blast.
Swiggity swooty.
Strike us like matches, 'cause everyone deserves the flames.
OOC Forums @ Backstage
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Anslo
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
24677
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Posted - 2014.12.14 15:56:09 -
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He cometh for thine booty
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Eojek
Starlight Moly
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:12:45 -
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No, you cannot travel back in time. There are theories about parallel universes that exist in different stages of progression and possiblities but the research is unproven and highly skeptical.
You cannot unsay words, much like you cannot roll back time. What's done is done. |
Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
156
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:13:42 -
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Is it sad I thought havo had a thing for Liuni? They bicker like a married couple. Would be a cute couple, all I'm saying.... |
Zecthah Trees'ent
Ambiguous Endeavor
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Posted - 2014.12.15 03:19:33 -
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The passage of time is relative, so travelling through it is theoretically possible. Though not in the way of building some sort of device or drive and you can only forward. Just find your friendly neighborhood black hole. |
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.12.15 18:17:57 -
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Day of Darkness?..
Is this how they called the Day, when the Empire brought His Light, teaching, education and culture to Minmatar?..
You all need to read more scriptures.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
157
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Posted - 2014.12.15 18:22:24 -
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Luna Hanaya wrote:Day of Darkness?..
Is this how they called the Day, when the Empire brought His Light, teaching, education and culture to Minmatar?..
You all need to read more scriptures.
Sorry, they don't hold scripture readings in the RMS. And what about the storms? |
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Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1869
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Posted - 2014.12.15 21:58:08 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Luna Hanaya wrote:Day of Darkness?..
Is this how they called the Day, when the Empire brought His Light, teaching, education and culture to Minmatar?..
You all need to read more scriptures. Sorry, they don't hold scripture readings in the RMS. And what about the storms?
Perhaps if they did hold Scripture readings in the RMS the cluster would be a better place.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
157
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Posted - 2014.12.15 22:34:33 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Luna Hanaya wrote:Day of Darkness?..
Is this how they called the Day, when the Empire brought His Light, teaching, education and culture to Minmatar?..
You all need to read more scriptures. Sorry, they don't hold scripture readings in the RMS. And what about the storms? Perhaps if they did hold Scripture readings in the RMS the cluster would be a better place.
I kinda doubt it honestly but that's my personal opinion. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1502
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Posted - 2014.12.16 10:50:09 -
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Wait, what? Minmatars have University?! |
Samira Kernher
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
996
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Posted - 2014.12.16 10:59:39 -
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Yes, they do. Many of us happen to be graduates of it. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1502
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Posted - 2014.12.16 11:59:30 -
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Samira Kernher wrote:Yes, they do. Many of us happen to be graduates of it. Aren't you a graduate of Imperial University, Lieutenant? |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. Circle-Of-Two
5156
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Posted - 2014.12.16 12:13:17 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:[quote=Luna Hanaya]Day of Darkness?..
Is this how they called the Day, when the Empire brought His Light, teaching, education and culture to Minmatar?..
You all need to read more scriptures. I prefer Imperial Navy reports.
"The initial volleys neutralized sixty-eight separate defense batteries while removing a mere ninety-eight thousand Minmatar from the viable worker stock. Praise unto God."
- Intercepted Amarr Navy transmission during orbital bombardment of "Eanna", Planet VI, The Hror System
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Samira Kernher
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
998
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Posted - 2014.12.16 13:07:28 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Samira Kernher wrote:Yes, they do. Many of us happen to be graduates of it. Aren't you a graduate of Imperial University, Lieutenant?
No. I have a BS from University of Dabila on Thebeka and my capsuleer license from Republic University. |
Karmilla Strife
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
250
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Posted - 2014.12.16 13:57:07 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote: I prefer Imperial Navy reports.
"The initial volleys neutralized sixty-eight separate defense batteries while removing a mere ninety-eight thousand Minmatar from the viable worker stock. Praise unto God."
- Intercepted Amarr Navy transmission during orbital bombardment of "Eanna", Planet VI, The Hror System
Perhaps the Gallete would be willing to teach us their methods of orbital bombardment? I'm sure you'd like those numbers even more! |
Anslo
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
24775
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Posted - 2014.12.16 13:58:16 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Is it sad I thought Havo had a thing for Liuni? They seem to bicker like a married couple. Would be a cute couple, all I'm saying.... Ayyyyyy
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
159
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Posted - 2014.12.16 14:16:54 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Luna Hanaya wrote:Day of Darkness?..
Is this how they called the Day, when the Empire brought His Light, teaching, education and culture to Minmatar?..
You all need to read more scriptures. I prefer Imperial Navy reports. "The initial volleys neutralized sixty-eight separate defense batteries while removing a mere ninety-eight thousand Minmatar from the viable worker stock. Praise unto God."
- Intercepted Amarr Navy transmission during orbital bombardment of "Eanna", Planet VI, The Hror System
I prefer the ones that don't involve thousands of innocent people dying, But at least it doesn't involve reading between the lines and meditation to really understand. |
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
159
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Posted - 2014.12.16 14:17:51 -
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Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Is it sad I thought Havo had a thing for Liuni? They seem to bicker like a married couple. Would be a cute couple, all I'm saying.... Ayyyyyy
You don't agree? |
Anslo
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
24775
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Posted - 2014.12.16 14:40:16 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Is it sad I thought Havo had a thing for Liuni? They seem to bicker like a married couple. Would be a cute couple, all I'm saying.... Ayyyyyy You don't agree? Not Liuni's type.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
159
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Posted - 2014.12.16 15:11:29 -
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Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Is it sad I thought Havo had a thing for Liuni? They seem to bicker like a married couple. Would be a cute couple, all I'm saying.... Ayyyyyy You don't agree? Not Liuni's type.
What are you? some kind of expert on women now? |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. Circle-Of-Two
5165
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Posted - 2014.12.16 15:14:01 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:I prefer the ones that don't involve thousands of innocent people dying, But at least it doesn't involve reading between the lines and meditation to really understand. I was trying to make a point to the pathetically disingenuous Mdme. Hanaya about how Imperial Navy records tend to provide a more honest representation of what the Empire invaded Minmatar space for than the Scriptures (i.e. that the Empire came to Minmatar space to enslave, murder and pilage, not for any benefit of the Minmatar), but I seem not to have communicated it very well.
Karmilla Strife wrote:B-b-but the Federation...! Nooope.
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Karmilla Strife
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
250
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Posted - 2014.12.16 15:22:36 -
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I don't give a damn about the Federation Mr. Ixiris. I more interested in improving the efficiency of orbital bombardment methods. |
Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
159
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Posted - 2014.12.16 15:37:03 -
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I think even the Harvested Moon Legend holds more credibility than time travel...
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Havohej
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
123
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Posted - 2014.12.16 16:06:05 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Is it sad I thought Havo had a thing for Liuni? They seem to bicker like a married couple. Would be a cute couple, all I'm saying.... Ayyyyyy You don't agree? Not Liuni's type. What are you? some kind of expert on women now? No, he's just jealous of the attention. It's okay, though, I've actually had my eye on someone non-Liuni for some time already.
Strike us like matches, 'cause everyone deserves the flames.
OOC Forums @ Backstage
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. Circle-Of-Two
5167
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Posted - 2014.12.16 16:23:02 -
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Not interested, but I appreciate the attention.
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
162
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Posted - 2014.12.16 18:18:01 -
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Havohej wrote:Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Anslo wrote:Deitra Vess wrote: Ayyyyyy
You don't agree? Not Liuni's type. What are you? some kind of expert on women now? No, he's just jealous of the attention. It's okay, though, I've actually had my eye on someone non-Liuni for some time already.
OOOH DO TELL!!! |
Havohej
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
123
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Posted - 2014.12.16 18:31:29 -
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It was Andreus, but as you can see, he's utterly shattered my hopes and dreams. Welp.
Strike us like matches, 'cause everyone deserves the flames.
OOC Forums @ Backstage
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