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Shiva Linga
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.03.08 14:52:52 -
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More and more people post their pics on teamspeak and forums, all I see is goo-men and pudding chins.
Ergo I am donating the free weight loss program.
Step 1: Get off your fat ass and go take a walk! Step 2: "Snickers" aint essential for your diet, apples are!!! EAT FRUIT, DONT BE ONE!!! Step 3: Before you sit your fat ass in front of the computer take a GOOD LONG LOOK at the pic you added to identify yourself on teamspeak!!! A LOOOOOOONG LOOK!!! Step 4: to quote Samuel Jackon "BROCCOLI MOTHER FU**ER, DO YOU EAT IT???" Step 5: look at step 1 and quadruple double the act (which you consider to be forced labor) Step 6: tie a piece of pork around your knee and throw a rock at your neighbour's rottweiler. Then RUN!!! Step 7: If you cant outrun the dog from step 6, THROW YOURSELF ON IT!!! Impact will kill it! Then run from the owner as he is probably slower Step 8: Your fat and you know it, but hey, dancing away the moist from your belly with your favorite EVE tune cant be that bad Step 9: Eat a forest! Green is always good Step 10: If you have reached this step, it means the previous 9 did not work. Turn yourself in to the Japanese whalers so that they finally stop killing the poor things. They will consider you their jackpot and will have a supply of fat to feed the whole country for a decade
In case you consider my weight loss program a benefit for you, feel free to deposit some isk to me. Do note its free, but donations are welcome.
PS - Shame on you CCP for not caring about the health issues you are causing to our community of the plump ones!!!
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Vyl Vit
1082
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Posted - 2015.03.08 15:01:26 -
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IB4L
Anyone with any sense has already left town.
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
30793
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Posted - 2015.03.08 15:02:05 -
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at least a move to OOPE.
Help, I can't download EVE
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Alice Saki
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
125709
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Posted - 2015.03.08 15:02:25 -
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These new trolls are pretty bad, just like CCPs recent Patches Bwhahaha xD
FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - All I want from Xmas is YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
23222
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Posted - 2015.03.08 15:21:03 -
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Alice Saki wrote:These new trolls are pretty bad, just like CCPs recent Patches Bwhahaha xD You lost that Carrier we gave you yet?
If not, why not?
"Remember, as a non-combatant, your best tank is being elsewhere." ~ Abrazzar
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Alice Saki
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
125710
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Posted - 2015.03.08 15:23:07 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Alice Saki wrote:These new trolls are pretty bad, just like CCPs recent Patches Bwhahaha xD You lost that Carrier we gave you yet? If not, why not?
I think Dem has it, Not sure if he lost it
FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - All I want from Xmas is YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Entity
X-Factor Industries Synthetic Existence
799
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Posted - 2015.03.08 17:33:24 -
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Entity's guide to weight loss:
1. turn off your MWD or Afterburner.
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Got Item?
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Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
239
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Posted - 2015.03.08 17:39:01 -
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Nothing wrong with killing Orcas. I take offence. They taste delish (So I've heard). What are these Japanese you speak of? Are they some kind of null rats? |
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2015.03.08 19:39:11 -
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Thread locked.
The Rules:
5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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