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Akelorian
FinFleet Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2015.03.22 22:37:19 -
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I was 12 years old when I realized that IGÇÖm not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but IGÇÖm setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me GÇ£Warthog.GÇ¥ ThatGÇÖs my real name. IGÇÖm having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said IGÇÖm f***ing stupid and I canGÇÖt be a jet, but IGÇÖm beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army wonGÇÖt pay for me to get the surgery, IGÇÖm just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and heGÇÖs in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10GÇÖs are on the government chopping block. ItGÇÖs sickening to see all the white cisgender **** shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. ItGÇÖs my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you donGÇÖt support me and my transformation then youGÇÖre an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.
"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"
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HiltoftheDragons
Grievance3
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Posted - 2015.03.22 22:46:45 -
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*turns the light back off*
Destiny always seems decades away, but suddenly it's not decades away; it's right now. But maybe destiny is always right now, right here, right this very instant, maybe.
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SeenButNotHeard
Perkone Caldari State
166
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Posted - 2015.03.22 22:49:20 -
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I am not entirely sure what prompted that. On the plus side, you made me want to be a Warthog. So that's cool. |
Hal Morsh
Fruidian Logic Dramatic Exit.
272
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Posted - 2015.03.22 22:54:56 -
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High doses of... whatever that is... Should be encouraged on these forums.
ISD Dorrim > Hey, a fedo!
Thread closed.
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
8051
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Posted - 2015.03.22 22:56:27 -
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You know you don't need to get surgery to stick your hot steel up some Russian's...uh...never mind.
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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Akelorian
FinFleet Northern Coalition.
74
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Posted - 2015.03.22 23:11:38 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:You know you don't need to get surgery to stick your hot steel up some Russian's...uh...never mind. Mr Epeen
lol |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.03.22 23:30:05 -
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I too am upset about the A-10 being on the chopping block, but it still doesn't explain what the **** I just read.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Chewytowel Haklar
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
103
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Posted - 2015.03.22 23:33:17 -
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You finally came out of the hangar, congrats! |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3892
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Posted - 2015.03.22 23:39:05 -
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How could the U.S military and Congress be so dumb as to kill off the A-10 Warthog? The flying Gatling gun, with bombs and missiles is one of the last things we have to be proud of. It's like a Frazetta painting. Or, another Frazetta painting.
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Logan Revelore
Symbiotic Systems
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Posted - 2015.03.23 00:00:53 -
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This is patient #8. He's been like this since we retrieved him from wormhole PJ-78k 20 years ago. He hasn't responded to treatment so far.
Electroshock is our last resort.
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Pok Nibin
Filial Pariahs
642
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Posted - 2015.03.23 01:01:38 -
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In before the lock! In before the lock!
(This OP is a failed attempt at a witty tirade over the unfairness of the American government to properly kiss it's white boyz @$$3$.)
The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
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Serene Repose
2459
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Posted - 2015.03.23 01:04:53 -
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I dated a wart hog once. He used to knock beers over with those tusks. It was a relationship doomed from the start.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to type on your keyboard and remove all doubt.
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Vyl Vit
1133
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Posted - 2015.03.23 01:05:51 -
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I knew some wart hog pilots back in the day....when that plane was "new". They were nuts. As nuts as this OP.
Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.
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Rowells
ANZAC ALLIANCE Fidelas Constans
2155
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Posted - 2015.03.23 01:12:14 -
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I'm surprised he/she/it hasn't mentioned it's preferred pronoun yet
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
989
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Posted - 2015.03.23 01:15:00 -
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I never properly understood gender identities until this post, so now I think I'm a T-rex!
the world makes so much more sense! RAWR!
@ChainsawPlankto
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The Golden Serpent
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
23
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Posted - 2015.03.23 02:22:45 -
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i am for this |
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
1148
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Posted - 2015.03.23 03:18:05 -
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Quote:Cruel and unusual: Army will pay for Bradley Manning's hormone treatments in prison, but s/he can't grow her hair out Basically the OP is saying that the army shouldn't give someone hormones and if they do then where do we draw the line?
By the same token, when someone is defective, we could deny them insulin. Sure in one case one might die and the other does not but they will both be miserable and that is what criminals deserve, right?
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Seven Koskanaiken
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
1446
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Posted - 2015.03.23 03:24:09 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj8C43r4zm0 |
Yazzinra
Scorpion Ventures
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Posted - 2015.03.23 03:47:57 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I too am upset about the A-10 being on the chopping block, but it still doesn't explain what the **** I just read.
Not empty quoting. |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
369
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Posted - 2015.03.23 04:26:36 -
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Akelorian wrote:"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP" "BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP" |
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
10335
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Posted - 2015.03.23 04:37:11 -
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Akelorian wrote:I was 12 years old when I realized that IGÇÖm not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but IGÇÖm setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me GÇ£Warthog.GÇ¥ ThatGÇÖs my real name. IGÇÖm having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said IGÇÖm f***ing stupid and I canGÇÖt be a jet, but IGÇÖm beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army wonGÇÖt pay for me to get the surgery, IGÇÖm just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and heGÇÖs in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10GÇÖs are on the government chopping block. ItGÇÖs sickening to see all the white cisgender **** shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. ItGÇÖs my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you donGÇÖt support me and my transformation then youGÇÖre an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.
"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"
*end rant*
That cold not have come from any other place but FinFleet
Awesome.
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Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
255
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Posted - 2015.03.23 04:40:44 -
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Here in Idaho they are trying to fight the A-10's getting the axe. They have some stationed at Gowen Field with the Air National Guard.
Doesn't really make sense to get rid of them, they are still relevant to a fight after air superiority is established. Plus they really excel at chewing through those armor tanks.
Getting rid of the A-10's makes about as much sense as selling all your stuff in hisec and going to null where you will surely lose it all and not have an infrastructure in hisec to rebuild your wealth.
As for how I Identify. I am a little tea pot short and stout, Covered in frilly flowers..... Oh by the way would you like to touch my spout? |
Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe
399347
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Posted - 2015.03.23 04:45:42 -
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BRRRRRRRRRTTTT!
You can win Eve by not posting on the forums.
My Fanclub
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Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
255
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Posted - 2015.03.23 04:55:22 -
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You Jelly?
*My lcd needs some tlc.
I've decided to go from little tea pot to a larger clone of the A-10 that shoots what that big round is in this picture. http://eve-files.com/dl/273014 |
Asura Vajrarupa
Rust Jihad
41
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Posted - 2015.03.23 05:43:26 -
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Akelorian wrote:I was 12 years old when I realized that IGÇÖm not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but IGÇÖm setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me GÇ£Warthog.GÇ¥ ThatGÇÖs my real name. IGÇÖm having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said IGÇÖm f***ing stupid and I canGÇÖt be a jet, but IGÇÖm beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army wonGÇÖt pay for me to get the surgery, IGÇÖm just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and heGÇÖs in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10GÇÖs are on the government chopping block. ItGÇÖs sickening to see all the white cisgender **** shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. ItGÇÖs my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you donGÇÖt support me and my transformation then youGÇÖre an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.
"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"
*end rant*
Your courage is beautiful and an inspiration to us all; it brought a tear to my eye. You're free Warthog, you're free.
Ignorance is the cause of suffering.
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bigman111222
Internet Terrorists SpaceMonkey's Alliance
17
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Posted - 2015.03.23 06:04:21 -
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Akelorian wrote:I was 12 years old when I realized that IGÇÖm not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but IGÇÖm setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me GÇ£Warthog.GÇ¥ ThatGÇÖs my real name. IGÇÖm having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said IGÇÖm f***ing stupid and I canGÇÖt be a jet, but IGÇÖm beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army wonGÇÖt pay for me to get the surgery, IGÇÖm just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and heGÇÖs in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10GÇÖs are on the government chopping block. ItGÇÖs sickening to see all the white cisgender **** shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. ItGÇÖs my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you donGÇÖt support me and my transformation then youGÇÖre an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.
"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"
*end rant*
I fear all the time NC dot have stayed docked is the cause of this insanity.
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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force The Kadeshi
2381
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Posted - 2015.03.23 06:07:28 -
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Nice meme
Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
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Saisin
State War Academy Caldari State
217
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Posted - 2015.03.23 06:38:56 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:You know you don't need to get surgery to stick your hot steel up some Russian's...uh...never mind. Mr Epeen
Talking about sticking hot steel.... Was CCP Ytterbium referring to you when talking about the propaganda structures? Service module possibilities: Text advertisement, billboard replacement, being used as gigantic monuments with no purpose (except to show how big your e-peen is by showing the statue of your glorious alliance leader). Could also involve frozen corpses somehow.
"surrender your ego, be free". innuendo.
solo? There is a new hope...
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
4638
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Posted - 2015.03.23 07:20:19 -
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Quote:5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive, and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. Congratulations on your revelation!
Still not eve related though.
Thread closed.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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