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Zutah Ranakin
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Posted - 2006.11.03 18:02:00 -
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Ok so when i was in my last year of school we had a big sex is bad kinda week, you knwo have sex and you will die conversations but for 5 days. any way on the last day we had a teenage mum come in and give a crappy speech and at the end the headteacher says what would you say to teenage girls having sex and her reply was "Think about it long and hard" Every one burst out laughing. greatest sex speach ever
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Quin Tal
Fort Knox Inc Expeto Libertas Foedus
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Posted - 2006.11.03 18:14:00 -
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Indeed.
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Buzzmong
Gallente Raptus Regaliter Process of Elimination
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Posted - 2006.11.03 19:39:00 -
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Can I have that 30 seconds back please?
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Kyozoku
Loot
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Posted - 2006.11.04 01:04:00 -
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I had sex once.
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Grimpak
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.04 01:54:00 -
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wtf? -------
Originally by: Tiuwaz for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2006.11.04 02:16:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak wtf?
/seconded
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Jebidus Skari
Amarr KTHNXDIE
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Posted - 2006.11.04 03:47:00 -
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S'pose.
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.11.04 06:12:00 -
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that was a bigger flop than kerry's botched joke about president bush and iraq
This corp is recruiting.
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Tokar Lorell
Gallente Mercatoris Technologies
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Posted - 2006.11.04 06:21:00 -
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...I guess I can see WHY it would be funny, but OP fails to deliver.
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Glassback
M. Corp Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.04 09:32:00 -
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Learning to type, spell and construct paragraphs would help too.
G.
I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.
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Peter Armstrong
Caldari 5punkorp Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.04 13:10:00 -
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Originally by: Glassback Learning to type, spell and construct paragraphs would help too.
G.
First off Shut up! i Fecking hate it when people say that crap! i sorry but its annoying some people live in different country or in my case having problems in spelling etc. Leave the kid alone! no need to go that low m8!
Too OP i see the funny side but maybe not on the EVE-o i guess but ah what ever!
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Suze'Rain
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Posted - 2006.11.04 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Peter Armstrong
First off Shut up! i Fecking hate it when people say that crap! i sorry but its annoying some people live in different country or in my case having problems in spelling etc. Leave the kid alone! no need to go that low m8!
unfortunately, grammar and punctuation define the language, more than anything else.
if the mods will excuse me, I'll demonstrate.
Last night, I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. or.... last night I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
That, I'm afraid to say, is the difference grammar makes. I rest my case.
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Amokkitten
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Posted - 2006.11.04 13:41:00 -
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Edited by: Amokkitten on 04/11/2006 13:42:15
Originally by: Suze'Rain unfortunately, grammar and punctuation define the language, more than anything else.
if the mods will excuse me, I'll demonstrate.
Last night, I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. or.... last night I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
That, I'm afraid to say, is the difference grammar makes. I rest my case.
That was awesome!
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Plim
Gallente Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2006.11.04 15:07:00 -
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When I was at high school there was a sex education video staring Johnny Vaughn. Those things were hard enough to take seriously at the best of times. They were 90% people playing vollyball in the nude anyway (wtf?). -----------------
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Kindakrof
Caldari Cruor Frater Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.11.04 16:27:00 -
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Originally by: Zutah Ranakin Ok so when i was in my last year of school we had a big sex is bad kinda week, you knwo have sex and you will die conversations but for 5 days. any way on the last day we had a teenage mum come in and give a crappy speech and at the end the headteacher says what would you say to teenage girls having sex and her reply was "Think about it long and hard" Every one burst out laughing. greatest sex speach ever
I'm gonna fix it for you:
Ok, so when i was in my last year of school there was one week with a "Sex is bad" theme. You know, brainwashing conversations including sentences like: "If you have sex, you will die!!" This went on for whole 5 days. Anyway, on the last day we had a teenage mother come over to give a speech about teen pregnancy. After she was done the teacher asked her: "What would you like to say to teenage girls having sex?"
She replied "Think about it long and hard" Everyone burst into laughter. I've never heard a better speech about sex :D
There you go
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my sig is pr0
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Constantine Arcanum
Gallente IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.
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Posted - 2006.11.04 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Zutah Ranakin Ok so when i was in my last year of school we had a big sex is bad kinda week, you knwo have sex and you will die conversations but for 5 days. any way on the last day we had a teenage mum come in and give a crappy speech and at the end the headteacher says what would you say to teenage girls having sex and her reply was "Think about it long and hard" Every one burst out laughing. greatest sex speach ever
I hate to be nasty.
But that was terrible. I helped - Cortes What a shiny and lovely place here - Eshtir Well lets make it a party atleast :D -Xorus RAWWWR!11!!1!2 SIG HIJACK!!11!1 I found it first, get orrrfff moiiii laaannnd - Cortes |
Hast
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.05 00:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kyozoku I had sex once.
me too, was good the ten seconds it lasted
Originally by: John McCreedy I'm just the guy who'll hunt you to the ends of the ******* earth if you ever insult my honour again. Are we clear on that?
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Seleene
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.05 07:27:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Kyozoku I had sex once.
me too, was good the ten seconds it lasted
Lorth said you weren't that great. -
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Zutah Ranakin
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Posted - 2006.11.05 13:27:00 -
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i fail at life
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Roxanna Kell
BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2006.11.05 13:46:00 -
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Edited by: Roxanna Kell on 05/11/2006 13:46:26 GheY
Quote: "Don't touch the RED butt |
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Hast
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.05 14:09:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Kyozoku I had sex once.
me too, was good the ten seconds it lasted
Lorth said you weren't that great.
oh yeah? I have ten other people saying it was the best ten seconds of their lives
Originally by: John McCreedy I'm just the guy who'll hunt you to the ends of the ******* earth if you ever insult my honour again. Are we clear on that?
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Gariuys
Evil Strangers Inc.
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Posted - 2006.11.05 15:38:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Kyozoku I had sex once.
me too, was good the ten seconds it lasted
Lorth said you weren't that great.
oh yeah? I have ten other people saying it was the best ten seconds of their lives
So in short, your only time was a twelvesome that lasted 10 seconds...
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Taaketa Frist
The Praxis Initiative Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.05 19:39:00 -
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I've never used my wingle dinger for anything other than peeing. --------------
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Peter Armstrong
Caldari 5punkorp Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.11.05 19:40:00 -
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Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Peter Armstrong
First off Shut up! i Fecking hate it when people say that crap! i sorry but its annoying some people live in different country or in my case having problems in spelling etc. Leave the kid alone! no need to go that low m8!
unfortunately, grammar and punctuation define the language, more than anything else.
if the mods will excuse me, I'll demonstrate.
Last night, I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. or.... last night I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
That, I'm afraid to say, is the difference grammar makes. I rest my case.
yer i see ur point but still to say that to someone about it in a rude maner is just wrong and low. Not smart just been a jerk basicly! Yes the joke bad but that all u have to say not it his grammer etc.
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Admai Sket
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Posted - 2006.11.05 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: Zutah Ranakin big sex is bad
Just that part confused me for a moment.
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FooB2
Caldari Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.11.05 22:06:00 -
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yeah, but little sex is awesome. 3 feet of pure pleasure. i bet you wouldnt get shown a video in school about the perils of little sex would you? no, you wouldnt.
although, ona more comical note, if the mods will allow me to bypass the profanity filter for this one, my sex education teacher at my school when i went there, was called "Mrs S-hitt". we didnt need any boner jokes to burst out laughing.
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Admai Sket
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Posted - 2006.11.05 22:19:00 -
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lol !
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Neon Genesis
Gallente Hooligans Of War
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Posted - 2006.11.06 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: Peter Armstrong
Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Peter Armstrong
First off Shut up! i Fecking hate it when people say that crap! i sorry but its annoying some people live in different country or in my case having problems in spelling etc. Leave the kid alone! no need to go that low m8!
unfortunately, grammar and punctuation define the language, more than anything else.
if the mods will excuse me, I'll demonstrate.
Last night, I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. or.... last night I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
That, I'm afraid to say, is the difference grammar makes. I rest my case.
yer i see ur point but still to say that to someone about it in a rude maner is just wrong and low. Not smart just been a jerk basicly! Yes the joke bad but that all u have to say not it his grammer etc.
Waste of time poster.
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Donna Darko
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Posted - 2006.11.06 20:17:00 -
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Edited by: Donna Darko on 06/11/2006 20:20:10
Originally by: Gariuys So in short, your only time was a twelvesome that lasted 10 seconds...
No, he's saying he prematurely ejaculated in front of eleven people.
*Edit*
Originally by: FooB2 yeah, but little sex is awesome. 3 feet of pure pleasure. i bet you wouldnt get shown a video in school about the perils of little sex would you? no, you wouldnt.
Great going, you sonofva... You cost me weird looks from my coworkers watching me rolling on the floor because of laughter. Stories. |
Ikarushka
A.O.U. Corp
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Posted - 2006.11.07 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Gariuys
Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Kyozoku I had sex once.
me too, was good the ten seconds it lasted
Lorth said you weren't that great.
oh yeah? I have ten other people saying it was the best ten seconds of their lives
So in short, your only time was a twelvesome that lasted 10 seconds...
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