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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.26 22:04:00 -
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Peter coughed, he felt a slow shiver crawling down his spine, and the old wound on his left shoulder made itself noticeable by a constant stinging. He had received the call of the five, and he had heeded the call of the five. Here he was, standing, and by all gods, this was truly a place to never forget!
They had come to remember Kali, the goddess who had announced her arrival. The prophecy was once again proved to be right. Millennia of waiting would soon be over! Kali was coming!
Peter was a spy, an infiltrator, and he was proud of it. Residing amidst ASCN he had heard the leaders of ASCN speak about Kali. But once here, standing here at the sacred place, he realized that ASCN leaders could never conceive, not in their wildest dreams, what Kali truly meant.
One word came to Peter's mind: "Blasphemy!"
The ASCN leaders had spoken out of encyclopedical knowledge, but practical ignorance. They had recited their litany, and Peter's photographical memory recalled each word:
"Kali's appearance is fearsome: baleful eyes, a protruding tongue, and four arms. In her upper left hand she wields a bloody sword and in her lower left hand she holds the severed head of a demon.
"And I tell you: this demon is BoB! For Kali will stop this pestilence and it will squash the head of the Band of Brothers.
"Rejoice for our time of tribulations will soon be over.
"Kali the goddess smiles benevolent on us.
"Kali the redeemer, she is already reaching out her hands, I can feel her hand, she shall guide us in battle, she shall purify us."
And the blind had clapped.
"Blasphemy!" Peter repeated once again his mind. His stomach revolted.
Peter knelt down. He knew that now and here he was at the right place for true Kali worship. The place was a secret location, a cremation ground where the air was smoke laden and little specks of ash from burning funeral pyres fell on white, sun-dried bones scattered about and on fragments of flesh, gnawed and pecked at by carrion beasts and large black birds. It was truly a frightening place for most. "If the pitiful ASCN leaders only knew!"
Here gathered all those pure of soul who had burnt away all worldly desires, the ones who were ready to follow the true call of Kali, the path of destruction.
For who was Kali anyhow? Kali, the black one, was the mother goddess, symbol of dissolution and destruction. She destroys ignorance, maintains the world order, and blesses and frees those who strive for knowledge.
"Symbol of destruction," whispered Peter, looking down. And thinking about ASCN leadership but one phrase repeated in his mind, "she destroys ignorance!"
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The five assembled BoB Leaders spoke with one voice:
"Forged on the bones of the ones we conquered!
"Forged on fire and destruction!
"Joined by unbreakable bands, as brothers!
"We shall teach the EVE Universe what Kali truly means!"
"Amen!"
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CEO naix
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Posted - 2006.11.26 22:29:00 -
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The damage of tech 2 ammos types: Gleam, Javelin, Quake, Conflagration, Void and Hail have been decreased by 6.66%, optimal range penalty has increased to 75%. The damage of tech 2 ammos types: Aurora, Spike and Tremor have been decreased by 27.2%, optimal range bonus has been decreased to 80%.
Maybe there right?
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killerco
Gallente Confederation of Red Moon Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.26 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: CEO naix The damage of tech 2 ammos types: Gleam, Javelin, Quake, Conflagration, Void and Hail have been decreased by 6.66%, optimal range penalty has increased to 75%. The damage of tech 2 ammos types: Aurora, Spike and Tremor have been decreased by 27.2%, optimal range bonus has been decreased to 80%.
Maybe there right?
yepo they are
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Helen
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.27 01:00:00 -
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No ducks in this?
Seemed to start ok then I read "the call of the five" and my head started to pulse and a feeling of nausea washed over me as I recall this alliance that once haunted people around eve.
Think I'm going to lie down for awhile.
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Aquemini Amarr
Amarr STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.27 01:03:00 -
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Woof
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GeekWarrior
Gallente FISKL GUARDS Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.27 03:27:00 -
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Uh... what? ----------------------------- EVE Addict, creator of the EVE Online Forms Greasemonkey Script \o/ |
Sku1ly
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.27 08:13:00 -
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I appreciate that you might find your communications amusing, but I ask you what is the point in this one?
Seems to me that you're trying to inflate your ego even more, soon it won't fit in your capsule.
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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.27 08:48:00 -
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Edited by: Lungorthin on 27/11/2006 08:51:15
Originally by: Sku1ly [...]what is the point in this one?
Incoming translation:
The point is simple: ASCN Leadership hails Kali as the solution to their own inefficiencies.
ASCN Leadership will learn soon that ASCN will continue to loose, Kali or not.
What a nice and edifying thought, don't you think so?
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Helen
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.27 11:21:00 -
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Yes I'm quacking in my pod right now.
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R0ot
InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.27 21:19:00 -
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Bring on the updated warp core stabs! ___________________________________________________________________
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jarack
Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2006.11.27 22:23:00 -
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Originally by: R0ot Bring on the updated warp core stabs!
what you happy about, it will affect you alot
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Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.11.30 02:35:00 -
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I give a... 6 for the try... Still, a good read is always welcome. Even with the goo it means.
Say it with me... ¿GOO!¿
¿GOOooooo¿
Slimy green goo. Eating goo.
*pukes* ------------------------------------ Have a sig you can sell me? Eve-mail me your work and we`ll talk business! ------------------------------------ |
Brunswick2
eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.30 02:49:00 -
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Quack, Quack, Qua--- hey no ducks in this one? ---------------------------------
I traded your sig for a cookie, I did it for the cookie, the cookie - Tirg |
Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.30 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Brunswick2 Quack, Quack, [...]
The BoB Medical Staff has observed with grave concern how the ASCN-Incapable-Duck-Syndrom (in short: AIDS) has rampantly spread among Ascendat Frontier members.
Symptoms manifest themself in an involuntary quacking on forums.
Our researchers have found no real cure but offer a detox program free of charge to all volunteer ASCN-AIDS Patients.
First, Patients will need to have their feathers plucked by our expert PvP Team As a second, the ASCN internal Empire-based Health Resorts seem to offer a safe alternative.
BoB is furthermore hosting the annual barbecu... err... nevermind.
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Sku1ly
STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.30 10:23:00 -
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I don't care if I'm out of character now or not, but who gives a ****.
Saying we have AIDS is not on, you stupid *****.
STK-S |
Mortecai
No Quarter.
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Posted - 2006.11.30 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: Lungorthin
Originally by: Brunswick2 Quack, Quack, [...]
The BoB Medical Staff has observed with grave concern how the ASCN-Incapable-Duck-Syndrom (in short: AIDS) has rampantly spread among Ascendat Frontier members.
Symptoms manifest themself in an involuntary quacking on forums.
Our researchers have found no real cure but offer a detox program free of charge to all volunteer ASCN-AIDS Patients.
First, Patients will need to have their feathers plucked by our expert PvP Team As a second, the ASCN internal Empire-based Health Resorts seem to offer a safe alternative.
BoB is furthermore hosting the annual barbecu... err... nevermind.
Sigh, i'm getting a feeling that bobbits are feeling themselves uncontested on forums so they get bored of the traditional jokes and smack and start to experiment where the tolerance barrier is or they think that whatever they blurt out of their mouths is funny.
Joking about AIDS and relating it to some ingame group (I have no affiliation to the group in question)... nice one. Bobbits are reaching all time low on this one. Smack is up and quality is way down.
There are some lines, that are not meant to be crossed and this was one of them. I hope you realize that.
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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.30 11:53:00 -
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Edited by: Lungorthin on 30/11/2006 11:57:10 Edited by: Lungorthin on 30/11/2006 11:56:21
hmmm
Out scientists took note of your point and a panel of experts came to the conclusion that you are rights, The name of the illness will be amended to read
ASCN-Helpless-Duck-Syndrom with the resulting short form being then: AHDS
that sounds better,
In the name of the BoB Medical Scientific community we thank you for pointing this out, you are right.
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Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.30 12:24:00 -
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The amount of idiotic replies here just shows how ppl realy understand they are playing a ROLE PLAYING online game
Nice read lungo. "There is no such thing as innocence , only different degrees of guilt"
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R0ot
InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.30 13:06:00 -
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Edited by: R0ot on 30/11/2006 13:09:35 "Double Post" ___________________________________________________________________
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R0ot
InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.30 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: jarack
Originally by: R0ot Bring on the updated warp core stabs!
what you happy about, it will affect you alot
Your obviously mistaking me with a Member of Red Alliance, never have I used any wcs's
EDIT: Replaced "Someone else" with "a Member of Red Alliance" ___________________________________________________________________
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Aquemini Amarr
Amarr STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.30 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel The amount of idiotic replies here just shows how ppl realy understand they are playing a ROLE PLAYING online game
Nice read lungo.
Well done on ignoring the most idiotic thing in this thread. That all ASCN have AIDS. Nice one. Originally by: R0ot
Your obviously mistaking me with a Member of Red Alliance, never have I used any wcs's
EDIT: Replaced "Someone else" with "a Member of Red Alliance"
O RLY? The Killboard transmissions beg to differ.
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R0ot
InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Aquemini Amarr
Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel The amount of idiotic replies here just shows how ppl realy understand they are playing a ROLE PLAYING online game
Nice read lungo.
Well done on ignoring the most idiotic thing in this thread. That all ASCN have AIDS. Nice one. Originally by: R0ot
Your obviously mistaking me with a Member of Red Alliance, never have I used any wcs's
EDIT: Replaced "Someone else" with "a Member of Red Alliance"
O RLY? The Killboard transmissions beg to differ.
** Sorry for breaking forum rules but i feel obligated to protect my name ** Okay Aquemini, which killboard, cause besides posting every single kill/death mail of my own, ive checked ascn, celest, establishments board and not once have I used a wcs on any of those deaths.
[Back in character] ASCN Scum! ___________________________________________________________________
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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.11.30 16:42:00 -
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@Petwraith:
>Changing it then posting exactly what you changed is not really changing it, now is it? - Petwraith
I do that as a matter of principle. For another game I had once a very bad forum experience. I posted something then changed my mind and deleted the post. Afterwards it was claimed that I posted something completely different and rather nasty (short of a RL threats) and there was no way how to prove that the accusations were false.
So I decided that henceforth if I change something in my posts that I will make very clear what the change is. Or even leave the original post intact and make a new one rectifying myself.
You will alwasy find nuts that will later claim "See he deleted his post because the post was so vile...", "See even the Mods had to delete his post because his post was so vile...", etc...
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Aquemini Amarr
Amarr STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.11.30 17:20:00 -
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Originally by: R0ot
Your obviously mistaking me with a Member of Red Alliance, never have I used any wcs's
EDIT: Replaced "Someone else" with "a Member of Red Alliance"
O RLY? The Killboard transmissions beg to differ.
** Sorry for breaking forum rules but i feel obligated to protect my name ** Okay Aquemini, which killboard, cause besides posting every single kill/death mail of my own, ive checked ascn, celest, establishments board and not once have I used a wcs on any of those deaths.
[Back in character] ASCN Scum!
Must have confused you with the rest of Xelas. I apologise for the slur.
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HoKu Ziare
Caldari Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.30 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Lungorthin Edited by: Lungorthin on 27/11/2006 08:51:15
Originally by: Sku1ly [...]what is the point in this one?
Incoming translation:
The point is simple: ASCN Leadership hails Kali as the solution to their own inefficiencies.
ASCN Leadership will learn soon that ASCN will continue to loose, Kali or not.
What a nice and edifying thought, don't you think so?
Thus has it been written, thus let it be so
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HoKu Ziare
Caldari Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.11.30 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Aquemini Amarr
EDIT: Replaced "Someone else" with "a Member of Red Alliance"
O RLY? The Killboard transmissions beg to differ.
This coming from those who learned their combat tactics from the RED ALLIANCE!!
BTW you really need to get that AHDS looked at, its spreading...
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Goodtime Girl
Amarr Anger Management
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Posted - 2006.12.01 14:19:00 -
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Yawn another BoB thread .... god you guys are boring. You fill the forums with trash and only venture out in the game when therer 200 of you .... move on I hear WoW's a good game.
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Kaleeb
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.01 15:45:00 -
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Very Very well written, shame there arent more posts like this (from both sides)
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Khorian
Gallente Omega Fleet Enterprises Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.04 21:52:00 -
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Nice metaphor. And quite fitting. That one audio blog comes to mind.
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Avernus
Gallente Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.05 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleeb Very Very well written, shame there arent more posts like this (from both sides)
Agreed, this isn't the first quality post he's made either, very well written, and very refreshing from the normal run of the mill.
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