Here at Simply Wild. we don't just fly ships, we destroy them! (LAZY READER OR SHORT ON TIME? SKIP TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE QUICK SPEIL)
You might be wondering what that means. No worries! I'm here to explain to you why we're the best.
We live in GÖÑ Null sec GÖÑ!!!!
WHOA! Null SEC? You mean that dangerous place with all the BLOBS? No, we mean the GOOD Null Sec. NPC Null Sec. We have experienced pilots who know how to find GREAT small - medium sized fights where skills still count! You're not just a meat shield for the FC. YOUR SKILLS MATTER HERE!
NPC Null Sec? But how do I make ISKies? Easy my friend! We have tricks of the trade to help keep your wallets full and your PVP ships shiny (ship polish sold separately).
Since these are trade sekrets you'll have to join to find out.
But I don't want to spend all my time in CTA's!Great! Neither do we! That' why WE DONT HAVE ANY! (Woot WOOT!) \o\ \o/ /o/
Hmm, sounds good. But ... What do you do?!We destroy ships! We PVP! Don't know how? We'll show you! Lean to FC and take out roams of your own or join a fleet and get in on the fun. Pew PeW!
When are you most active?We have a heavy EU & US member base but there are always people on to fly with and things to shoot.
Do you have any Specialties?We focus on and enjoy small - mid sized roams and the VERY OCCASIONAL gate camp. We also have a Black Ops Wing that would love to add interested pilots to it's ranks.
This sounds excellent and I'm excited to join up. BUT ... I like to mine occasionally when i'm tired and want to kick back and have a beer with friends.Well, that's not our thing but hey, we're not here to judge! We have access to 3rd party mining fleets with excellent boosts and production skills so feel free to bring your roid crusher, kick back, and relax with some chill guys. We might pick on ya a bit though ;)
This all sounds Awesome! Who do I talk to join up?!Great! Just send a mail to "triplleboy", "Centhina", "Desmond Lafoe", or "Vinethkay" saying you're interested in flying with NPC Null's best Corp/Alliance in EVE. Feel free to hit up our PUB "RedFlashyCartel" though we might be too busy killing stuff to reply right away.
Quote:SUMMARY FOR THE LAZY READER
GÖÑ PVP Focused
GÖÑ Heavy EU & US Timezone Focus
GÖÑ Active & Transparent Leadership
GÖÑ Plenty of opportunity to PEW
GÖÑ Black Ops Wing
* Access to 3rd party mining ops (if interested)
* Capital / T1 / T2 / Production access