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Dr Minx
J A V A
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Posted - 2015.07.05 11:56:24 -
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told my corp mate that ccp were bringing out a new skill called "surgery" enabling you to removed implants from corpse's. He started to collect corpse's with an insane obsession for weeks.
Boasting to us on TS how many he had (to the sneakers of the rest of us)
When he found out the truth, mad is not the word |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
38630
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Posted - 2015.07.05 12:42:19 -
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OP jokes on you. CCP are bring our such a skill.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
648
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Posted - 2015.07.05 13:36:29 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:OP jokes on you. CCP are bring our such a skill. What?!
omg i need to redo my picture!
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Carrie-Anne Moss
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
260
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Posted - 2015.07.05 14:06:55 -
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My friend did this. Over 1.4 billion isk. Plus 250mill ransom.
Her corpmates didnt get the joke. ...
Mackinaw
mack pod
ORCA
ORCA pod
And if the ISDs dont get the joke, Checkout the corp "Mo' Money Enterprise"
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32012
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Posted - 2015.07.05 14:52:53 -
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Dr Minx wrote:told my corp mate that ccp were bringing out a new skill called "surgery" enabling you to removed implants from corpse's. He started to collect corpse's with an insane obsession for weeks.
Boasting to us on TS how many he had (to the sneakers of the rest of us)
When he found out the truth, mad is not the word Oohhhh snickersssss. I thought maybe this was Brit slang, and that it sounded kinda cool at first.
But no, this is like the one time I ordered a pizza and didn't know that a breffix pizza was a breakfast pizza, or the time someone asked if I wanted to buy a sneaker ball during his Snickers bar candy fundraiser.
"I'm sorry, what was the first choice?"
"Breffix pizza."
"Breffix... pizza?"
"BREF-FIX. Breffix. Like what you eat when you wake up."
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
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DerpimusPrime Aihaken
Perkone Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2015.07.05 17:10:35 -
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Taking everything from their pos including corp wallet.
Best joke ever. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Snuffed Out
8283
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Posted - 2015.07.05 18:32:14 -
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Back in the day (when I still lived in high-sec) I found a corpmate afk-mining in an industrial ship. I took a couple pot shots for giggles and then left him.
The next day I logged in and he was yelling at me in corp chat for killing him. I was confused. I left him with half armor and full hull... I did not kill him. Then I saw the killmail.
A few NPCs had finished the job. And his only tank was some passive shield mods. The assumption was that his shields did not regen back to 30+% before the NPCs descended upon him.
Oops.
How did you Veterans start?
The Skillpoint System and You
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Carrie-Anne Moss
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
358
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Posted - 2015.07.27 05:11:07 -
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I cant wait for SOCIAL CORPMATE jokes!
Copmates in SOCIAL CORPS gonna be so much funner to joke with |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
1351
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Posted - 2015.07.27 05:12:27 -
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you have to train jump drive operation to warp to things
@ChainsawPlankto
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Christopher AET
hirr Northern Coalition.
923
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Posted - 2015.07.27 08:15:14 -
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My brother convinced my corp I was gay......nobody realised different for four months.
Well played
I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
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Lord LazyGhost
Sons Against Humanity
496
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Posted - 2015.07.27 08:21:29 -
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Chainsaw Plankton wrote:you have to train jump drive operation to warp to things
best to train Projected Electronic Counter Measuresto stop falcon ECM :)
O how i laughed when he said on comms ok thats it finaly PECM lv5.
btw this is a low sp player that just spent best part of 2 months training this skill and its pre requisits lolz |
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
1036
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Posted - 2015.07.27 08:28:23 -
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Not a Corp Mate but someone asked in the Help channel where to go to install Jump Clones or something.
The answer was EC-, put in a link so to easily set a course for that system and all that. No one else did set that straight so that poor chap might actually have made his way over there....
Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.
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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
1077
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Posted - 2015.07.27 09:05:34 -
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I seduced a corporate's mother one time. He was kind of a ****, and she was kind of hot. While I was banging her, I left team speak on so the guy had to listen to it. I had my speakers off, so we couldn't hear anything, but apparently he was raging pretty hard while it was going on.
I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
1832
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Posted - 2015.07.27 11:46:25 -
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He isn't a corp mate but Mags stole my tea cozies and now posts pictures of his dog wearing them as hats to torment me.
Haha very funny! Gimme mah cosies!!!!!!
"Grr Kimmi-á
Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide
www.eve-radio.com -áJoin Eve Radio channel in game!
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
530
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Posted - 2015.07.27 16:02:40 -
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Glathull wrote:I seduced a corpmate's mother one time. He was kind of a ****, and she was kind of hot. While I was banging her, I left team speak on so the guy had to listen to it. I had my speakers off, so we couldn't hear anything, but apparently he was raging pretty hard while it was going on.
Damn, dude!
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Daerrol
Krieger Industries Inc. Phoebe Freeport Republic
201
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Posted - 2015.07.27 16:11:28 -
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Christopher AET wrote:My brother convinced my corp I was gay......nobody realised different for four months.
Well played I once convinced my corp I was straight O_O |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
530
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Posted - 2015.07.27 16:17:56 -
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Back when Corp BM's were added, one of our guys spent all night one night backing up (luckily) and renaming them all. Corp chat was alive a well that morning to say the least.
Back when I first started Eve, me and a friend started unanchoring and repositioning POS modules from one of our higher up's personal POS. Every once and a while, you hear him comment about how it seems so strange that sometimes stuff looked out of place at his POS. Finally, we just decided "give him a hint" and moved the whole damn POS to another moon.
You know what the best part was? When we first moved the tower, we only filled the bay up to about a couple hours worth of fuel materials and forgot to add the rest, so it sat out their without a shield up for hours with several billion in ships and modules hanging around.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22523
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Posted - 2015.07.27 17:07:34 -
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I repped a fleet member with EC-300s and Hammerhead IIs when he called for logis.
Everybody laughed at the killmail. He didn't.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate
4245
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Posted - 2015.07.27 17:59:35 -
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A friend made a female Khanid character to match mine and name it "Xercoda". When this new alt of his joined his corps intel channel the CEO who knew me convoed me up asked what my gf was doing there. I told him who it was and it back fired by the rest of the corp calling him gay for me for a week :P
The Drake is a Lie
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Seraph Essael
eXceed Inc. Triumvirate.
1126
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Posted - 2015.07.27 18:02:01 -
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Told a corp mate while he was at work that we had to 'borrow his Dread' to fight Lazerhawks, and that we lost it...
When another person picked him up (in on it), he spent the entirity of the rest of his shift and drive home steaming... I await the revenge...
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
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Maldiro Selkurk
CHEMO IMMUNO RESISTANT VIRUS X
322
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Posted - 2015.07.28 00:44:25 -
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convinced my corp i actually play the game, when you and i know i spend all my time thread trolling....shhh, our little secret.
Yawn,-á I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
532
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Posted - 2015.07.28 00:51:20 -
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Maldiro Selkurk wrote:convinced my corp i actually play the game, when you and i know i spend all my time thread trolling....shhh, our little secret.
Won't tell a soul...
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Maldiro Selkurk
CHEMO IMMUNO RESISTANT VIRUS X
322
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Posted - 2015.07.28 00:57:43 -
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Sobaan Tali wrote:Maldiro Selkurk wrote:convinced my corp i actually play the game, when you and i know i spend all my time thread trolling....shhh, our little secret. Won't tell a soul... Thanks !
Yawn,-á I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
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Johnny Riko
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
9
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Posted - 2015.07.28 11:09:27 -
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Glathull wrote:I seduced a corpmate's mother one time. He was kind of a ****, and she was kind of hot. While I was banging her, I left team speak on so the guy had to listen to it. I had my speakers off, so we couldn't hear anything, but apparently he was raging pretty hard while it was going on.
This happened.
I wanna join up. I think I got what it takes to be a Citizen.
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Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics The Bastion
72
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Posted - 2015.07.28 11:28:02 -
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I have been adding random people to my contactlist and sending them "accidental" notifications with the following message:
Pretty weird guy, likes to fly around in expensive stuff. Possible candidate for project Orion.
Now i keep getting private convo's where people ask me what project Orion is :D
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
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Lady Ayeipsia
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
934
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Posted - 2015.07.28 15:30:12 -
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I made pot noodles in the sacred teapot. Fun, tasty, but they do could not take a joke. |
Globby
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling CODE.
175
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Posted - 2015.07.28 15:58:59 -
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i killed them all hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha |
Hicksimus
Oblivion Incarnate Sock Puppet Federation
664
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Posted - 2015.07.28 21:35:37 -
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We were making sure a corp CEO's Orca move went smoothly when he said one sec I need to answer the door. We had heard his speakers through his mic so we blasted his orca down to hull warning very quickly knowing he'd hear it. He was back at the computer in no time but shortly after that he quit EvE and we haven't heard from him in years.
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
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Remiel Pollard
Black Hydra Consortium. CODE.
6676
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Posted - 2015.07.29 11:37:17 -
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Chasing newbro corp mates with an alt they don't know you have through lowsec, listening to them panic on Mumble while you do it, and pretending you're on your way to help, letting the urgency increase with every minute = priceless.
When the little bastard actually turns on your alt, surprising it out of nowhere, and blows him up with skill you weren't expecting = also priceless.
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
1226
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Posted - 2015.07.29 12:06:05 -
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c5-jita connection in your chainmapper. |
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