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Dr. Dice
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:28 -
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Sweet love of god I need my fix damnit! GET ME BACK IN SPACE! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:53 -
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Embra Talon wrote:Reading through this topic.. I have to say I am, yet again, very impressed how nice the EVE Community is. I switched over from World of Warcraft and I can not even imagine what those kids would say and do on the forum if something like this happened.
Good job being patient, guys :)
I can, I was there for a huge technical problem and the rage was ********. The servers were down for almost an entire day and the forums where just packed with "I'm quitting wow" messages in far less kind words.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:42 -
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I bet this was Elite Dangerous and it's cronies. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:53 -
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Leeloo Killik wrote:Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP! Nah, they are probably drinking beers making fun of Fozzie
They finished 3 hours ago and are just using this as a way to get a day off.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:44 -
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The server is going to crash the second everyone tries to log in at the same time. No que, just crash. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:37 -
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What kind of pizza? |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:26 -
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Well I'm off to get pizza...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:04 -
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McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: 20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS! 20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP.
It is a job man, they get breaks. Breaks actually improve efficiency so don't even ***** about it. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:56 -
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Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
I really don't see what the issue is. You can't dictate where they take their breaks or how, and none of us can ask that they don't take breaks. Hell they're busting their ass obviously, I wouldn't mind if they took 3 hours to eat pizza and play ping pong as long as it meant they were in the right state of mind to do the job right. Don't get all enraged because they don't show you pictures of the devs locked in a dark room bent over monitors with blood running down their eyes. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:37 -
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Kesinik wrote:Ash Faeries wrote:Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza? I'd settle for in-game pizza I'd save it for about three years and then sell it in Jita for people who were greedy and used it all (still sat on cans of Quafe Zero)
What do you use the pizza on? I mean, I've never seen my toon eat, so I don't know what she would do with pizza. I guess throw it at something in the industry tab. Maybe some tech 2 pizza drones... |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:33 -
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Situational Tourettes wrote:EVERYBODY SING!
100 QQing capsuleers upset at CCP 100 capsuleers!
Take one out with a sniper shot to the back... 99 QQing capsuleers left to whack...
Crap I lost count already. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:10 -
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LigrayOu Kva wrote:We need a webcam in the CCP office!
Agreed but it should be zoomed in onto one of those bird toys that dips in and out of water all day so you can't see anything going on. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:28 -
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Imiarr Timshae wrote:Hello,
I am a Nigerian Prince.
Unfortunately due to the political conflict of my country I am unable to access my family's wealth of 1,500,000 A-Grade server hamsters from inside the country.
If you would be so kind as to provide your company's name, server location and credentials to access the building I will immediately ship my 1,500,000 purebred server hamsters to your address, from where I will collect them in the future.
As a mark of gratitude from myself and my family who are wrought with anxiety over this trouble, we will give to you no less than 500,000 of these server hamsters, to do with as you will.
Yours,
Prince Mbutu
Seem's legit, sign me up.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:44 -
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Vincent Athena wrote:Apparently quite a few bored players are actually clicking on the link in my sig, and discovering that, yes, I really did write Frozen fanfiction.
BTW, you don't need to be embarrassed. You can read the entire thing.
So did they build a snowman? |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:03 -
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I think the only reason I want to play so bad right now is because I can't... All the other games in my life just remind me that the server is down and draw me back here... |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:38 -
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Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order?
Italian Sausage and olives. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:59 -
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Max Mayweather wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me quotyquote
Wouldn't the smarter plan be to start with a quote chain thats already long? |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:48 -
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Gortaak wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET 19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE 20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS! 20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED! 21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
Looks like you guys zigged when you should have zagged. Rookie mistake.
If you can dodge a wrench you can fix a server. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:33 -
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Sexy Cakes wrote:I'm getting better with Yasuo.
By the time the server is up I may be bronze 4!
There's your problem. Don't play Yasuo. You want out of bronze you gotta jungle. Master the jungle and you will get to plat in no time. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:10 -
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Paranoid Lunatic wrote:I'm confused as to why it is taking so long they know what they patched and what code was introduced into the system but they still seem clueless to the problem.
It's a domino effect, one tiny error in one line or on incompatible command and a problem that has been in the system for 5 years breaks the server because it finally found it's niche. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:12 -
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Meanwhile at the hall of Spaceship porn! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmX7K8noikE |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:29 -
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Alright, I've held my tongue long enough. I know exactly how to fix it.
1. Open command promt. 2. Ipconfig. 3. Write down your router's IP. 4. Access your router by typing it's IP address into a browser. 5. The username and password are both admin. 6. Go to advanced and then QoS. 7. Set Tranquility to highest priority. 8. Enable port forwarding with port 26000. 9. Eat pizza. |
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