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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:29 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now <3 <3 <3 yes please :)
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
EDIT:
cretan Audeles wrote:fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true
Drink. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:13 -
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Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?
The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:46 -
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Lt Motion wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it. Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.
Lemon Verbena wrote:DRINK! |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:49 -
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Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:Thanks Obama...
I believe your intended target if Fozzie... |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:27 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop?
I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing... |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:29 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop? I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing... <3
Apparently they are a thing! BEST THING ABOUT EVE BEING OFFLINE! DISCOVERY OF ALCOHOLIC LOLLIPOPS!!! |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:29 -
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dark dreamur wrote:A 32 page waaa waaa rant. this is what we have become. smh
Look deeper and you may find that some of us just like to watch EVE burn. Or drink, there's that too. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:24 -
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Mylena Kare wrote:We need Goons in here to make this thread into 100!
No. Just drink. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:23 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P ... I still don't know that how to get there :(
D: |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:44 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P ... I still don't know that how to get there :( D: I know, right? it's pretty damn tragic >.>
This calls for more alcohol. |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:37 -
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Omer Tivianne wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
why dont you just delete the code you inserted today, check it, and then fix it, and then put it back in
Are you suggesting they turn it off and back on again? I think this should be a new rule to the drinking game. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:53 -
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I have a solution! First we need more alcohol (because of course...), a dwarf, the distilled essence of a rainbow (pot of gold optional, but may increase chances of success), bottled unicorn fart, and evaporated children's tears. We're going to mix all of the ingredients in the alcohol and let the dwarf drink it, if the pot of gold was obtained, use that as a bribe. The dwarf will solve all of our problems. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:48 -
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New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:51 -
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Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes....
Do you know the other rules? I'm surprised some of us are still alive. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:51 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes.... Do you know the other rules? I'm surprised some of us are still alive. Alive, Well, and Kicking :)
At least you're not screaming and covered in blood like a few of these other people. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:22 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local. i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes.... just saying...
Double or nothing. And by that I mean drinks. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:32 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Sexy Cakes wrote:Server's up! DRINK!
New rule? :p |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:54 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play? Of course :)
The drinking game. You pretty much drink whenever someone makes a post at this point. Except for people who are also playing the drinking game. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:01 -
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Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Talisker04 wrote:I agree and understand that CCP has no obligation to compensate their players for these error and the loss of game time. But do think as a good will gesture, they should offer some form of compensation. If only to prove they do care how their customers feel. "feelings" are totally overrated
The only real currency in the world is how often you can get drunk.
John Starski wrote:New game! Drink when someone asks about free SP!
You're late. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:09 -
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Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Game still down. What a bunch of amateurs. Time for people to get fired
Join us in the drinking game. I promise it's fun. |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:10 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
I think we would also die. (I'm still alive! I took the time to be productive and ****...) |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:08 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
I think we would also die. (I'm still alive! I took the time to be productive and ****...) "productive" you say... what is this strange word?
It's something people supposedly do when they don't drink. I know... it's weird... why would anyone want to ever not drink. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:11 -
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Guys, we're trying to get to 100. Quantity, not quality. Short posts, not long.
Also, drink. Why? I'm sure there's a post between this one and my last that fits the rules. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:22 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:http://static.gifland.us/files/2011/08/31/o6a28ja1a9b6sq6wurej.gif
a little late, but soooo cute :)
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Drink?) |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:35 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:http://static.gifland.us/files/2011/08/31/o6a28ja1a9b6sq6wurej.gif
a little late, but soooo cute :) D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Drink?) yea.. i gotta knock one back for posting that :P
New rule, take a drink every time one of your posts is liked? (I've noticed you've received like 60 or so likes... I'm not trying to kill you I swear.) |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:29 -
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Jaclyn Hayes wrote:Eve finally died.
rip in *pepperonies*
Fixed it. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:54 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI!
I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:25 -
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Christo World wrote:herpy derp derp derp
Take a drink every time Christo posts this. Also, guessing game, how many times will they have posted that before the servers are back up and running? |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:22 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI! I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake! And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :)
I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON! |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:12 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:
Liam for CSM XI!
I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake! And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :) I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON! Good politics, requires a few little white lies. Hopefully.. fluffy, delicious, white lies made out of cake :)
If there is any cake to be involved from me, it'll be Red Velvet, with Buttercream Icing. |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:53 -
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Vox Anon wrote:a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
<10% tittiez
PRIORITIES PEOPLE!
You forgot the Drinking game. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:49 -
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veolias wrote:cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
You lose out on everything if you don't read it. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:00 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :)
I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:26 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :) I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result. Yes cause lemon verbena is me what! I'm the real Lemon!
She just wants your Unicorn. Look, I'm sorry, we all know there's only one Unicorn left in the world, and I've promised it to Lemon. Can you settle for a Pegasus or something Leila? |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:25 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote: A pegasus! you didn't tell me that was an option.... i gotta weigh my options now
Well... there are many pegasi left in the world. I figured you would want the last Unicorn because it's special. There's plenty of other "mythological" creatures up for options. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:27 -
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Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!!
No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:50 -
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New rule: Drink when someone makes a post solely to bump this thread. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:47 -
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Titti Sabezan wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk. Vote for 200 pages
You have to vote for me. That's how these things work D:
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:00 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk. Vote for 200 pages You have to vote for me. That's how these things work D: VOTE Liam for CSM XI... also i want a unicorn.... Leila can have the pegasus
No need to worry Lemon, the Unicorn is yours. Leila can have any other "mythological" creature. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:18 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote: yay! gonna have to sleep now... all out of booze :(
Oh no! Well, here's your Unicorn.
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:38 -
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ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Wait, I want Pizza Too!
I have French Bread Pizza. It's delicious. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:18 -
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Algarion Getz wrote:Sagnon wrote:After Pizza, is it not nappy nap time? !Even DEVS need their nappies. What? After Pizza its coffee time (or beer time if you are at home. That reminds me ... its beer time!
Are you not aware of the drinking game? This whole thread has been beer/alcohol time. |
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