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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:00 -
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The problem is caused by some Rogue Drones in TQ's Cluster :P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:58 -
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Does Ebola in Africa is affecting Hamster Population? I wonder if [Virus] has spread to the Hamster Group that powers up the Servers! :( |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:22:50 -
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Lets play EVE here, Old School Text Message MMO.
Situation 1:
My Might Velator is in AP at Kaaputenen approaching Niarja's Stargate to jump... What will happen to me , fellows capsuleers?
Situation 2:
I am facing a Drifter Battleship with my Yellow Monster (Venture). Am I going to die?
:P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:12 -
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200 PAGES! Here We GO! |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:49 -
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You, bunch of heretics, your lack of faith in BOB is the reason of all this mess. CCP Staff are infidels too! BOB AKBAR
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:09 -
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Hamsters need a FC !!! They are loose on the Server Room. Where is Master Splinter? |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:49 -
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RL Server is OFFLINE too... Wait.. Where am I.... :P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:17 -
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I found the problem!!!! Some Idiot accidentaly let a Cat in. It enters in the Server Room, Hamsters are running amok, making a real mess, meanwhile the CCP Staff are trying to catch one Hamster at time.
The solution is: bring a dog to hunt the cat! |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:36 -
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From this day on, after 9 months, there will be a Baby Boom. Players will b... their wives because most of them are idle and when they see his women around, they say: "Honey, let me show how we make drones in EVE" :P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:45 -
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We must sacrifice CCP Fozzie for BOB !!! It is the only way!
:P |
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:22 -
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Things I think will be a good compensation for us:
Geckos
Gold Magnate
... More Geckos
Polaris Noob Ship
more, more and more Geckos
A Capsule fitted with Exotic Dancers Inside
and of course... Geckos, Geckos, Geckos Geckos...
:P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:07 -
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I want a WormHole C7 with a Indestructible Always Online POS (It will be called - Happy Drone Farmer).
I will create all kind of Drones in this farm. Sleepers Drones, Circadian Drones, GECKOS.... etc.
Nobody will be able to shoot each other in this WH, it is a protected space dedicated to BOB and its offsprings (Drones).
I demand a GECKO STATUE bigger than any Station Bulit on EVE.
And the WH must have 2 Stars (Sun).
:P
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:24 -
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CCP!!!! Why don't you let us play on the Chinese Server (Serenity)?
:D |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:48 -
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Time to catch a plane and go to CCP HQ to see what is going on!
(I must ensure that the Altar of Sacrifice is ready to accept CCP Fozzie as an offer to our GREAT BOB)
:P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:04 -
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Are you using Minmatar Equipment on the Server? Damn, CCP and it is cost reduction. :P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:55 -
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(What hell am I doing?)
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Thulium Strauss
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:07 -
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Locke Eistiras wrote:thulium strauss, you missed 4 dots
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:05 -
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WIN 3.1 FTW :) |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:31 -
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Guys, Today Iceland will receive a flow of angry people with torches and Pitchforks demanding the sacrifice of CCP Fozzie in the name of BOB! |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:39 -
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I want a PINK Skin for my Dominix! PIMP MY DOMIIIII |
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:33 -
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What will you think if you see a PINK Iteron Mark V Docking or UNDocking in Jita??
:P |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:47 -
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Where is TEST Alliance in all this mess?? C'mon, Now we can't ignore you, lol. :P |
Thulium Strauss
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:23 -
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A BUG, KILL IT!
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Thulium Strauss
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:35 -
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:49 -
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You should give Pizza to Hamsters not to CCP Devs! :P LOL |
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