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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:27 -
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*sing to Duran Duran "the reflex"
Give FreePlex to the moany child, He's been kept in the dark, Some FreePlex for the poor and whiny, Royal pain in the arse.
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:38 -
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Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
Greeks dont play Eve - you pay corporate tax in Eve |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:32 -
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Trademaster Rob wrote:Is this time going to be reimbursed
Yep - the next 1/2 hour of your time is free - you are free to sit there and do whatever you want with it - Enjoy! |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:48 -
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Kalvai Corracks wrote:i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.
If it still doesnt work - find a bigger hammer! |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:17 -
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Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
RIP Terry Pratchett. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:53:32 -
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You think they could give us some warning when an unexpected extended downtime was going to occur, then we would know to expect it ! |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:58:36 -
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Ekhss Nihilo wrote:Tiberius Whitewolf wrote:You think they could give us some warning when an unexpected extended downtime was going to occur, then we would know to expect it ! That would be expected unexpected downtime...
No **** Sherlock, I expected that reply. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:04:22 -
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Meanwhile at Jita Watchtower Control......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WAwuSK36Gw |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:29 -
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Update Janitor walks into CCP office and points out to Fozzie,
"You do know you should be turning that off and then on again, not on and then off...." |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:25 -
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Everett Rockefeller wrote:DeadDuck wrote:Everett Rockefeller wrote:I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time... Well by the way CCP hasn't given the reeason or even a time when they think this could be resolved, this looks like **** hit the fan. Just you see ^^
Like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjTE2vpMA8 |
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:45 -
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ISD Arooga wrote:At least the Help channels are quiet, until it boots up at least.
Then it'll be carnage :)
Youll be spamming that "Hit f12 and make a ticket" macro furiously! |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:03 -
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*Update*
From CCP "The problem isnt at our end, can the 20,000 of you contact your ISP and get them to fix it" XD |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:05 -
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Spyra Gryra wrote:Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.
And a flying Unicorn that ***** rainbows.
And a nice hat. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:44 -
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Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Terry Gillan wrote:EdgertonJM wrote:So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictqble results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with propably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex. Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ... Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man. If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be veery surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time. Oh, stop being reasonable and PILE ON!!!
ALL PILE ON!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jGuuQw9Us |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:56:27 -
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Friz Balthazarian wrote:Its funny all these IT professionals come on and try giving advice. If you were truly the best dont you think they would have tried to hire you instead of the other guy.
Theyre not IT professionals - they are 12 year old kids who are taking a break from pretending to be a pilot on Eve, and are now on this forum living out their other fantasy life. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:28 -
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*Update
Whilst no fix has yet been implemented, the initial cause of the failure has been identified. A travelling server salesman called at CCP offices this morning and promised to 'Double the servers', the developers were a little dubious at first - but the salesman phoned one of his friends up who vouchsafed on his behalf. One stranger backing the word of another was all the proof required for CCP to hand over the one server they own. All we need do now is wait for the two servers to be delivered and we can all play again. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:17 -
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Elinea Marcutz wrote:Sonia Vess wrote:-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
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-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦ -ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦ Dudos still held apparently .... If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water God would have drowned me, that was always with you When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God raised me to have been always with you If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God would your life took you to be with me -- Can someone explain to me why the Forums don't have Google's Translation API built into them yet? We are a hardcore multilingual community, why isn't CCP facilitating that?
I think they're busy ATM. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:14 -
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300 bump |
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