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Tobias Acuerdo
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:20 -
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Azrael Sheriph wrote:Sacrifice the Goat to the server god.
The entrails do not look auspicious. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:07 -
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And now, a word from our sponsors:
who blames |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:13 -
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Best explanation I've seen yet! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:14 -
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Bignfurrie wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M
If I'm not playing when this video ends you can has my stuff. But yo must prove you watched it all.
10 hours of Narwhals? You're a sick, sick man. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:58 -
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Sanjin wrote:Llawa wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost. This is taking too long. Just stay up late next time it's up, all sorted Actually, if you read your licensing agreement, if it's boilerplate, as most are, you can't expect any compensation at all, even if it's off for a month, or goes out of business. Paying for a 'subscription' is always a risk, for the consumer, not the company. Load up your C64 emulator and play a rousing game of M.U.L.E., or practice your LOGO coding? Hell, I still play around on GEOS, though it's on a C128 with a real 1581/1541, and Lt. Kernel 20MB hard drive. (That was considered infinite, back in the days. :)
M.U.L.E. rocked! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:50 -
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Not a pic of CCP's Servers |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:53 -
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Andy Hardie wrote:Sucks! Fix it soon please ;p
Nyet. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:57 -
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I seem to recall this happening in a Dr. Who episode! This is the Hour! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:38 -
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Dagramore Endocraven wrote:JFKen Imperia wrote:Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP! Or maybe they're all have fun at beach ... who knows ? Fun at the beach... in Iceland...
Right? |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:14 -
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kes88 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me... Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price. GMs nice to tho I hav to agree Its the normal 10 year. Much prefer the port casket GM. Have you tried that? How do you drink your talisker? I've been told 5ml water to 30ml whiskey. Me, Just add 2 cubes and swirl till it goes down like nectar... okey it goes down like nectar from the bottle as well, but still... Purists say no ice, no water. Myself, not fussy. If it's good whisky, it's good whisky.
Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please? |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:05 -
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Bignfurrie wrote:Please send my ticket to fanfest in Vegas. I think thats fair.
Hear hear!! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:16:13 -
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Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please? Jameson?? shiver... that harsh man! Bring the cola! I can fix that!
Its meant to be sipped, not thrown to the back of the throat. "Friends don't let friends drink Jack." |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:06 -
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Sylvia Marie wrote:Are none of you in the military? IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT!
Maybe that's CCP's problem: Too many vets, after all, when I was in, the maxim was: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If its too big to pick up, paint it. But that was the late-war/early post-war Vietnam-era Navy. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:03 -
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And the world wonders why the Saudis won't let women drive?! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:13 -
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Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Figures that it took a Canook to figure that one out. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:59 -
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Dradis Aulmais wrote:Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school.
While there, she always fell asleep.
At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?"
The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"
The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!"
Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?"
The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
The teacher said "Excellent!"
Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?"
The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil.
She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"
The teacher fainted.
Its easy to see how you spend your bouts of insomnia. Write more, sleep less. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:49 -
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Less than 24 pgs to go for 200! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:00 -
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Is Fozzie really with Anonymous? Enquiring minds want to know! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:25 -
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Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Major Creed wrote:I wonder what the longest down time ever was, I bet this one is close to it.
Longest I've seen was 3 or 4 hours. Cant remember. It was a few years back. This has to be the longest that i know of. Try 3 days, when the servers were moved to their present location, somewhere in the cellars beneath MI5. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:01 -
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Ben Bernannke wrote:nitro oxide wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109 I clicked the link actually believing it was a news story about the extended EVE downtime, what's happening to me? Try this one: Oh, the humanity! |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:47 -
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Shouldn't be long and the Aussies and Kiwis will be back, and they'll push this thread over 500 pages easily. |
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:05 -
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Jonny Copper wrote:CCP Invest in Energizer Bunnies.
Sorry, bunnies are too large for the hamster wheels. |
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