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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:33 -
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Enslaved Mistress wrote:A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider." I lol'd |
Rhalina Sedai
Notice Has Been Served
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:34 -
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MICROSOFT= Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:37 -
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Vox Anon wrote:NightmareX wrote:50 more pages to go before we are at 200 pages. WE CAN DO IT. 2.78 hours left...
**** GUYS, RECRUIT MORE THREADWORMS AT ONCE |
ana langel
Hispanic Enterprises Circle-Of-Two
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:43 -
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Im having mor fun whit this forum tread that whit the game lol, aslo i can only imagine islandic folks outside ccp HQ manifesting whit things like: give us eve online back , ccp get youre **** together , fozzie for mayor , ccp seagull we love you do something! , do it or the viking gets it! |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:44 -
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Ygaff Desfois wrote:Too bad, just updated Sisi and it's down too
Rofl what did you expect :D
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Pegasus Heluene
Freelancers of EVE
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:50 -
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KntEagle wrote:MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now I think CCP has already been drinking
By this time the Liquor store is out of LIQUOR
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DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation Eve Radio Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:54 -
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Put that ass to work, and Jiggle it, wiggle it to the tunes that im playing on http://eve-radio.com/
Now taking requests via IRC at Irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio Or use this http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
Yes.. its true.. im doing another 3hrs.. 5+3=8hour SHOW!
Ohh damn.. DJ gone crazy
<3 Dunewolf |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition Indomitable Intentions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:09 -
[3038] - Quote
http://eve.tiancity.com/homepage/v6/index.html
cheak it out, There surver is open and working http://eve-offline.net/ |
Drider Deluxe
High Flyers Gentlemen's.Club
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:10 -
[3039] - Quote
Have you checked the boot.ini |
Sky Marshal
Core Industry. Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:13 -
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So it seems that CCP nerfed the server. Logical, as they nerfed nearly everything in the game then only the servers remained untouched. They couldn't nerf anything else than that. |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:22 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI! I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake! And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :)
I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON! |
Small Grey
Immortals of New Eden DARKNESS.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:23 -
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Luca Oskold wrote:Please tell me you took a backup before applying the patch.
And have they never heard of a roll-back?
Deployment 101......
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos The Bastion
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:32 -
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Trademaster Rob wrote:This coming from a pogrammer
Is your code riddled with misspellings? |
Lady Areola Fappington
2601
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:33 -
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Aleccia Kashada wrote:heres a real question I have....do our skills keep training while the system is down? or am I missing out on time of traning?
I want my skills for using a provi to finish!!! D=
Skills are most likely the absolute easiest thing to handle when it comes to a downtime like this. Skill information very rarely actually changes, so it's really simple to extrapolate and apply your skills even with the server off.
All you do is take the number of hours since the server went down, multiply it by the SP per hour of your current attributes, then apply them as needed to your skill queue when it comes up.
The server doesn't have to be online, for the SP to accumulate. IIRC, SP isn't even a real-time calculated figure. It only actually "updates" when you change something clientside involving skills, or a skill completes.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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MrBrightSide
All The Rage
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:45 -
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nice work homos..... |
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:46 -
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My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!! |
Blaire Cas
Viziam Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:14 -
[3047] - Quote
Seems this DT is a support for alcohol, food and other stuff stores over the world Let's buisness flow better. |
Thercon Jair
Nex Exercitus Northern Coalition.
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:18 -
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Chill out, have a beer / do whatever calms you.
In cases of unexpected DTs of old we were compensated with game time.
Now, back to trying to finish my huge backlog of games that aren't eve. |
Kale Freeman
Dirt 'n' Glitter Test Alliance Please Ignore
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:25 -
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Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time...
You think that rewarding the players for rioting on the forums is a good idea You do realize that these rioting player base is the tiniest (but noisiest) fraction of the actual player base |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co Solyaris Chtonium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:25 -
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Braskus Aurellius wrote:Are the POS's wasting fuel blocks while we wait? Yes they are whoo hoo off line poses to kill |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
110
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:30 -
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Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online
OMG!
Hello Kitty Island Adventure 2!?!?!?!
GIMEE! |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency Against ALL Authorities
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:30 -
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Slowdive Aideron wrote:Stop bitching about DT. These things happen. CCP if you need any help just holla, 50% of the players work in IT
Because you can do it sooo much better!
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:30 -
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This server doesnt need logic.... it needs some serious logistics patching now :) |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:31 -
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Ygaff Desfois wrote:Too bad, just updated Sisi and it's down too ....
And they just said "Tested a patch on SiSi. Deploying to TQ"
You'd think they'd have seen something on SiSi.... |
Quintus Aquillian
Zero-G Engineering. TSOE Consortium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:31 -
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Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :) Isk won't come, just when you want it. You see I mine son, but I'll get it on. You wanna gank then step up and we'll get it on. You get a point to the grill, I'm Amarr and I'm ill. A descendant of God's own with tachyon skills. I tanked and I swing, next thing your hull's broken. With a pod full of nothing, meanwhile I'll be drilin On a fat rock, Spod rocks?, you don't know the half. Tryin' to gank ships man, please don't make me laugh. These miner's eyes are smilin, I'm buckwildin'. The laser chain is pumpin, start jumpin. Lock it, mine it, jet can haul it.
Oh give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With the Y chromosome changed to X And when she is grown My very own clone Will be of the opposite sex!
Clone, clone of my own, With the Y chromosome changed to X And when she is grown, Since her mind is my own She'll be thinking of nothing but sex! |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:45 -
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We must sacrifice CCP Fozzie for BOB !!! It is the only way!
:P |
Raphael Cedric
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:01 -
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Trademaster Rob wrote:Dear ccp,
if a fault suddenly appears it's not the problem of the software but a corruption of data. So a fix in the software is not a fix but a work around. Unless there was a software update on downtime which would mean a simple rollback to the previous version.
My bet is on data corruption which you should have queries for to find out.
This coming from a pogrammer
not sure they can trust a pogrammer |
Ezekiel Bonaparte
Deep Space Depot Distribution
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:02 -
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tap tap tap - is this thing on? |
HAMMER BLOW
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:04 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
wasn't you lot working on that screwed it up so much for us account holders who pay for it
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Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
510
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:07 -
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I'm going to the gym. Everyone else should just go home. Try again tomorrow.
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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