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Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection Phoebe Freeport Republic
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:45 -
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3 stranded sailors are captured by cannibals....
The sailors are brought to the leader of the cannibal tribe. He tells them they must go into the jungle, get 10 of one thing, and bring it back.
All the sailors leave at the same time.
The first sailor to return brings 10 apples. The tribe leader looks at the sailor and tells him that he must put all of the apples up his ass without making a facial expression or else he will be killed and eaten. He puts 1 apple up his ass, then tries a second, and yells in pain with tears streaming down his face. He is killed and eaten.
The second sailor to return brings back 10 grapes. The tribe leader explains the same rules to him as given to the first sailor, and points to the dead roasting body of his fellow sailor. With confidence he pulls down his pants, and begins putting the grapes up his ass. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... he begins laughing, and he is taken and killed.
As the second sailor arrives in heaven, the first sailor, puzzled, asks him, "Why did you laugh? you could have easily put all of the grapes up your ass."
The first sailor replies with, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third sailor coming back with pineapples."
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Charnen Xar'ro
FINENA Energy Services
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:48 -
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We all know whats really happening. The EVE Gate is collapsing a second time, and CCP is making preparations to install the NEW Eve Online. Say goodbye to space battles and industry everyone....the game is now about rebuilding society and trying to scratch a meager existence in these new dark times. |
veolias
Skyjack industries
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:48 -
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Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
I go into a coffee shop and pay for coffee.. I want coffee, not to hear how hard someone is "trying" to get me coffee :)
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Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:48 -
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MOM? |
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:53 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET 19:30 UTC - SERVER IS ****** - NO ETA - WE ARE GOING HOME - WILL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency Against ALL Authorities
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:56 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here.... Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)
i prefer lemons on a unicorn |
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:56 -
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Why is It called a mumble server?! Speak up people! |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:59 -
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Dradis Aulmais wrote:Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school.
While there, she always fell asleep.
At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?"
The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"
The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!"
Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?"
The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
The teacher said "Excellent!"
Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?"
The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil.
She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"
The teacher fainted.
Its easy to see how you spend your bouts of insomnia. Write more, sleep less. |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:02 -
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Anyone know what the record for downtime is ?
It's been a solid 8.5 hours of downtime just curious ..
And one more < hiccups > for the road .. |
Sir Constantin
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:03 -
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Man this is a long day for the developers. As a tech nerd I would like to see later a devlog with what happened and how they manage to fix the issue. |
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Danny Nuttall
WarRavens D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:13 -
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i feel like im in rehab
Aka the MatchMaker
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Turgle Miner
Eve Transportation Amarr Separatist Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:23 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE |
moondrak
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:30 -
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the real truth here is the hamster that powers there cluster made a break for it ... and now there trying to find him ! |
Azorius Cendrescion
ICE is Coming to EVE Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:30 -
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This posting rate is insane, we don't even have time to read all of them. |
Koraz Okanata
Kore S Infinite
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:32 -
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Dev blog video needed asap! |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:38 -
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Tillblik Mangeiri wrote:If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice?
CODE will help us catch up. |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
268
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:39 -
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SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel HA you not the only one man, I got 3 pos's in my wh with over a hundred bil in them needing to be fueled and your worried about your shiny little archon
You should have spent that hundred billion on a few extra brain cells..... maybe then you would have realized that waiting till the last few days to get your POS fueled is never, ever a good idea. |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:40 -
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Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt 100+ pages later, and still nobody gives a f#ck about Wingspan..... shocking.
Well sir if you would be so kind as to give me your location. As soon as our life comes back online, I will forward this to our delivery agents. We should be able to help you with your "giving a f#ck" issue. By delivering you the best munitions in New Eden.
o7 |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:49 -
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Less than 24 pgs to go for 200! |
Great Spirit
Estonian Ghosts Aureus Alae
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:51 -
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THE END |
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Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:51 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here.... Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)
I like you Lemon, You amuse me. So long as I can have a Nessie we should be ok. |
Mia Bouchovci
EXPCS Corp SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:56 -
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well played :D |
veolias
Skyjack industries
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:56 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
stop making videos and get busy with the repairs bro |
Samuel doTiri
Berzerks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:58 -
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Hiho Eve-Guys,
you do a good job. Go on. |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:59 -
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Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
Aren't those poor Dev's and Techs paid to provide a game that we the user base pay for?
TQ being down due to poor testing or some mistake in implementing the patch does not earn the Devs/techs pity. |
Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:00 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
I think it should be titled, "How Fozzie SOV Broke EVE" |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:01 -
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Sir Constantin wrote:Man this is a long day for the developers. As a tech nerd I would like to see later a devlog with what happened and how they manage to fix the issue.
In a musical montage. Eye of the Tiger maybe? |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core Lasers Are Magic
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:06 -
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Nearly 20 pages to go , you guys can do this, we know you can, Threadworms best worms
http://gifland.us/572225 |
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
136
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:11 -
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downtime vs players - evryone is podded even in station. CCP stop CUTTING power cord's with scissors use KNIFE |
Igtoo
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:13 -
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Cluckers Chicken wrote:This poor chicken is getting upset need to mine! Any word on what to do until it is up and running other than post here that is.
http://worldofwarships.com/ |
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