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Ivory Harcourt
Space Ants Independent Operators Consortium
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:18 -
[3961] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:LOL @ all the people "also working in IT" telling CCP to just go home and start again tomorrow.
because yes, that's EXACTLY what you do when you have a client-facing mission-critical service down and a million unhappy customers - you eat some pizza, smoke a blunt and go home to **** to your favourite Pornhub series and then start fresh in the morning.
Was just going to write something similar then I've realised that the thread has 3 more pages.
Sigh.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
132
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:19 -
[3962] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Rhaegal wrote:CCP is lying to us. Patch notes implied an extremely trivial change but we are now into 9 hours of fail. Seems like they could have rolled back but, given the length of this downtime, even that option is futile.
Crock of Crap Prove the lies. This was all for free pizza.. Really!!
I have to make pizza every day... i'm doing this for a unicorn |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc Evictus.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:19 -
[3963] - Quote
2 to go!!! |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:29 -
[3964] - Quote
https://twitter.com/CCP_Punkturis/status/621410507904450568 "I sprayed pizza juice all over my keyboard"
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, that's brilliant!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3513
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:29 -
[3965] - Quote
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032
I see the problem.
No chocolate.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:31 -
[3966] - Quote
Notice the dev with SOCKS AND SANDALS. on the pizza photo.
FCKN SOCKS WITH SANDALS !!!! |
Sobieski Soreksen
Pride and Glory H0N0UR
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:34 -
[3967] - Quote
Did anyone else notice that the shitposting has calmed down now that we've realized that there's no hope of the servers coming back online? |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:34 -
[3968] - Quote
ok new records time since we so close to 200! what about 250 or even mighty 300??? |
Bellerian
Out of Focus Odin's Call
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:39 -
[3969] - Quote
Elite Dangerous anyone? |
Ramiel Wayfarer
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:44 -
[3970] - Quote
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Dominoe pizza is real good but they do take forever. I waited 2 hours once and the pizza arrived cold. |
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:52 -
[3971] - Quote
Melkisedec wrote:Go out into the warm summer night, have a beer, or read a book on your sofa, chill and relax....
You're going to get war decced by half the alliances in EVE if you keep saying things like that.
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Sad Feyce Mcgee
University of Caille Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:56 -
[3972] - Quote
tfw server is still down |
Ploing
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:56 -
[3973] - Quote
200
damit |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition Indomitable Intentions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:57 -
[3974] - Quote
woooooooo |
Cex
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:00 -
[3975] - Quote
Exclusive for Prime Members: EVE Online Core Starter Pack [Online Game Code] for -ú3.74
Must have go well. |
Hogeron Amelan
Marquie-X. Ev0ke
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:02 -
[3976] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS! [/b]
NO FOOD TILL THE JOB IS DONE!! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TI0BUE1D2nI/AAAAAAAACgg/FaQeYiFX63w/s1600/slavery-demotivational-poster-1211005746.jpg |
TJ Jr Andersson
Shocky Industries Ltd. Inver Brass
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:05 -
[3977] - Quote
200! |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:05 -
[3978] - Quote
Has the old one Keith Eaton commented yet? |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory H0N0UR
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:06 -
[3979] - Quote
TRYING FOR FIRST POST ON PAGE 200..............WISH ME LUCK |
Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:07 -
[3980] - Quote
page 200 |
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC No Forks Given
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:07 -
[3981] - Quote
50mil reward to whoever gets the first post on pg 200!!! (when the server is up ofc) |
Julio Iglesiaz
Julio Iglesiaz Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:09 -
[3982] - Quote
Actually, reading all these comments is way more fun than flying around in my Raven.
CCP should do this more often :-) |
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World Hodor Holdings
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:11 -
[3983] - Quote
Malcolm Muutaras wrote:for the last couple hours i've been clicking refresh over and over again to see the status of the server
I've been doing that just to see peoples post on this thread lol. |
Ele Rebellion
Dead Star Syndicate
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:11 -
[3984] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] 20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS! [/b]
Pizza make devs lazy..
Less Pizza!
More beatings! |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc Evictus.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:13 -
[3985] - Quote
1 to go , ALMOST!!!! |
Cor Atin
Redundant Lobotomy Brain Trust CAStabouts
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:14 -
[3986] - Quote
[chatlog F1DroneFleet, truncated] ... 10:42:01 F1Drone1: Is there a roam going on ? 11:23:01 Scout: There is an Unrated Provincial Coding Complex in R-KVIK 11:23:02 F1Boss: Where the f*** is R-KVIK ??? 11:24:02 F1Drone1: What is that ? 11:23:02 F1Boss: Its a site made of pot brownies. Normally it's only available to devs. Some glitch that is ... 11:24:02 F1Drone2: Let's shoot it !! ... 11:24:02 F1Drone999: Let's shoot it !! ... 11:24:10 Scout: R-KVIK is 462 jumps out, a sov nullsec island in the region of AssOfTheUniverse. 11:24:12 F1Boss: Ok, thats close, lets go there ! Everyone undock ! ... 14:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ? 14:30:07 F1Drone141: im lost, whats the current fleet position ? 16:41:51 F1Boss: Get on voice, you #@!0 15:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ? 16:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ?
... 16:41:51 F1Boss: Finally ... 16:42:01 F1Drone1: So, what's the score ? Never did an Unrated Provincial Coding Complex, ever. 16:42:02 F1Boss: I did. With Incarna. It's badass. Can take days to complete. 16:42:02 F1Drone2: What are the rats like ? What should i tank for ? 16:42:04 F1Boss: Dunno. I think it's fozzies now. And they are vulnerable to brain damage iirc. F1Drone399, warp in there and have a look 16:41:05 F1Drone399: Warping in ... WTF!!! 16:41:51 F1Boss: Can i get a proper recon, you moron ? 16:42:05 F1Drone399: in a minute ... still counting ... wow ... 16:53:01 F1Drone399: ok, recon from Unrated Provincial Coding Complex in R-KVIK: Im in a pod. Got oneshotted. There is about 876 T17 Shadow Fozzy Battleships in here, trying to code sov stuff in a minigame. And they are all moving around kinda funky. There are three other npc dudes on grid as well. They are bouncing their heads off of a big brick wall continuously. No wait, thats a terminal minigame, too. They are trying to code a patch i think. 16:53:04 F1Drone399: And the sound is eery. Between the manic laughter from the Fozzy Battleships i hear faint complaints from the other npcs. Hard to understand but it sounds like 'what did the idiot screw up this time?' And it totally smells like weed in here. 16:54:45 F1Boss: What ship class are the other npcs ? 16:54:46 F1Drone399: I'm actually not sure they are npcs after all. Can't see that clearly on that brand new brilliant overview they made. They are all from a corp named 'QA and Testing Team'. None of their pilots is older than three days. And on trial accounts. And all flying pods. I don't think they can keep up with the fozzies though ... 16:54:46 F1Drone1: warping in 16:54:46 F1Drone2: warping in ... 16:54:46 F1Drone999: warping in 16:54:47 F1Boss: *sigh* this is so not going to end well ... 16:54:49 F1Boss: ok, Fozzie2.2.896719 is primary 16:54:50 F1Drone47: Why him ? 16:54:51 F1Boss: Let's just say i have a hunch. All brain damage on Fozzie2.2.896719 ... 17:04:01 F1Drone1: Halp, we cant kill him ! He is still coding ! Pick up that bat phone, FC ! 17:04:47 F1Boss: already did, no one answering ... says i'm out of range 17:04:48 F1Drone141: Hey, let's kill the smaller stuff then ! 17:04:59 F1Boss: NOOOOONONONO, don't kill them, they are the triggers ! Nobody shoot the pods !! 17:05:05 F1Drone141: *whoops* ... sorry 17:05:59 F1Boss: Arf , now you did it !!!11. YOU IDIOT ! The entire galaxy is being flooded with Shadow Fozzie Battleships now, coding stuff that doesn't work. And i know, the QA Testing Team sucked, but stilll they were our last hope of getting rid of that menace with that stupid grin in his face. And now you killed them ! Shame on you ! Everybody warp out ... 17:07:50 F1Drone1: Erm, FC ? The gate disappeared. 17:07:59 F1Boss: Wot ? Why ? How ? 17:07:50 F1Drone1: No idea. It was there seconds ago, now it's gone. 17:07:59 F1Boss: Well, we have to scan our way out of here, then. Did anyone bring probes ? ANYONE ? 17:08:01 F1Drone141: i did ! 17:08:02 F1Boss: I love you. Now get at it. 19:08:34 F1Drone141: Sorry, i only have that borked new map they've being fiddling around for half a year now to no avail... may take me some time. 22:08:02 F1Boss: *sigh* can anyone take boss, please ? I need a beer ...
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Allen Naskingar
UNITAS. SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:14 -
[3987] - Quote
we've reached 200, new estimate?
also...
Chevron7 wrote:Free PLEX @ 200
(no joke first post @ 200 gets plex)
pay me. |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:15 -
[3988] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB 20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN 21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD 21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US 22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED 22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY 22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK 23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR 23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES 23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR 00:23 UTC - WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE SERVERS BUT WE CAN POST UPDATES VIA OUR IPHONE SO WE TAKE MORE TEQUILLA |
oijoijoijoi
Angry Spawn
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:15 -
[3989] - Quote
Just go to bed and close the servers for a week. It's obvious a lot of people here are addicted and could do with a break. |
Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:16 -
[3990] - Quote
200 page |
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