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Asyntara
University of Caille Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:17 -
[4741] - Quote
Dodge Starkiller wrote:Pizza goodness = ((number of non-fish meats on the pizza * amount of non-fish meats on the pizza)^(number of meats that end in "acon"))/(1/(goodness of the sauce + amount of cheese))
you happen to have a problem with anchioves?????
lol
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core Lasers Are Magic
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:28 -
[4742] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs.
someone please post random pic of guy behind PC so this guy has faith they are working on it |
Admiral Akbar it'satrap
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:30 -
[4743] - Quote
Were gunna need a bigger boat |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3519
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:33 -
[4744] - Quote
What do you do when you try a total rollback, and the server STILL will not come up?
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Bleeding Fox
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:42 -
[4745] - Quote
I wish servers would be up. |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
244
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:45 -
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im just gunna leave this here |
scandor
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:50 -
[4747] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs.
Well said it gets a bit much all this whining and complaining,i have played since 2006 and I think this is only the second time (that I have seen) where the servers are delayed by this much.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CCP
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exige Alabel
The Retired Officers Club
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:51 -
[4748] - Quote
Just making a point, you're asking for them to make a detailed Dev report on the issue
would you like them to do this now? As in drop their testing and fixes to make this report then continue with the actual fixing later? like seriously I'm pretty sure getting the actual game working is more important than the Dev report right now |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency Against ALL Authorities
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:56 -
[4749] - Quote
Grinder2210 wrote:So ive not been playing eve much lately Real life keeping all the Targets ( i mean players ) safe for the last few weeks i get up today and think hummm ill play for a few hours Kill a noob mabye rob him blind if he lets me ... Five hours later ... ... lol
Heh neither have we, LOL
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Atheros Kalkoken
Operation Meatshield
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:05 -
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I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day. |
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Situational Tourettes
Shenanigans 'n' Douchebaggery
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:28 -
[4751] - Quote
EVERYBODY SING!
100 QQing capsuleers upset at CCP 100 capsuleers!
Take one out with a sniper shot to the back... 99 QQing capsuleers left to whack... |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos The Bastion
60
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:30 -
[4752] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs. someone please post random pic of guy behind PC so this guy has faith they are working on it
CCP Goliath Twitter account has one. |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
244
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:30 -
[4753] - Quote
Bleeding Fox wrote:Server's up
omg i hate you sooo very much
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:54 -
[4754] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:Fuzzy TheBear wrote:[ we're not here to judge
lol, you clearly haven't read this thread in its entirety
Exactly. Half of us are here to judge and the other half are here to tell the first lot to STFU.
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4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:58 -
[4755] - Quote
For everyone complaining, how many times has DT been ontime? |
Pisi Mopsu
Professional Interstellar Support Initiative
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:02 -
[4756] - Quote
Do they know you snuck in and took this video?!?
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Caluna Rova
Shiny Shiny Golden Fishy Fish Someone Hit Our Mailbox
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:13 -
[4757] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs. someone please post random pic of guy behind PC so this guy has faith they are working on it
Found one.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aFKMZcr7ai4/hqdefault.jpg |
Reznik Gallieri
Operation Meatshield
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:14 -
[4758] - Quote
Atheros Kalkoken wrote:I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day.
Go outside you neckbeard. |
CiCiP Sux2
Rapid Withdrawal
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:22 -
[4759] - Quote
Recently a bunch of dev's in RL told me that it was due to the "inability to provide a sufficient entropy pool as input to the Linux random number device" . If you are faced with similar issues, I feel your pain - good luck with the resurrection of Tranquillity!
On a personal note my family is extremely grateful to getting some quality time with me
To all the whinges, moaners and bitches bitching. consider - there's people in real life committed to staying up all hours of the night to fix the issue, just cause it's impacting your game play no need to be rude and obnoxious.
Some ideas to consider:
- Be patient, watch a youtube video
- plan out what your character is going to do for the next 12 - 24 months.
- best of all, write an article that can and will enhance the game play of EvE for new players, or go to eve universities wiki and see if you can add more content to there posts, by enriching the existing content that there is already.
Don't be afraid step out of your comfort zone and put pen to paper and see what knowledge you can share at this time.
Put that spent up energy to good use rather than turning it into negative emotions. |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:24 -
[4760] - Quote
****** NEWS ******
CCP employee leaks cause of server downtime, but wishes to remain anonymous...
Pictures of the REAL story leaked: The Tragedy
and The Revenge
Video footage at 11....
Disclaimer: It's a joke. No hamsters or members of CCP were harmed in the posting of this product of boredom.
And on that note... time to leave work. Hope to see you in space later. |
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Natalia Risalo
Operation Meatshield
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:25 -
[4761] - Quote
Atheros Kalkoken wrote:I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day.
seconded. |
Mensrea Doomseeker
Quebec's Underdog League Quebec United Legions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:27 -
[4762] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIk87-mPzY
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:28 -
[4763] - Quote
*Update
Whilst no fix has yet been implemented, the initial cause of the failure has been identified. A travelling server salesman called at CCP offices this morning and promised to 'Double the servers', the developers were a little dubious at first - but the salesman phoned one of his friends up who vouchsafed on his behalf. One stranger backing the word of another was all the proof required for CCP to hand over the one server they own. All we need do now is wait for the two servers to be delivered and we can all play again. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:30 -
[4764] - Quote
Destoth La'Rakian wrote: UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET 19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE 20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS! 20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED! [/b]
add some bong hits to block all the hate!!! :P
Really tho everyone just chill this is the best game ever made an it is managed verywell 99% of the time **** happens an when you get free content every month up from once a year there are a few issues.
I Want to thank you guys for the hard work you do everyday to keep my reason for living up an running :) love you devs ... stay gangsta [/quote] 12hours later still no game...still no ETA...not even word from devs...its so CCP that im not even surprised...top it with reimbursement? what reimbursement? ANd you have "the CCP experience" |
Vlos Ktonos
Monkey Attack Squad Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:32 -
[4765] - Quote
Do it, just do it!!!!! Wake up and work!!!! |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:33 -
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Situational Tourettes wrote:EVERYBODY SING!
100 QQing capsuleers upset at CCP 100 capsuleers!
Take one out with a sniper shot to the back... 99 QQing capsuleers left to whack...
Crap I lost count already. |
Kate Pole
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:33 -
[4767] - Quote
Told you, Fozzy sov killed EVE.
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Cthulhu Calls
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:42 -
[4768] - Quote
At this point I would really like to see another day of DT just to really get to all those crying kids that have nothing better to do than complain
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Theurist
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:42 -
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i figured it out people
first I want to apologize for breaking eve
see I work for the Lord and He probably didn't want me to turn towards eve as it would take away from making songs for Him.
So I rejoined yesterday anyways and it crashed today probably He would just take it away from all of us so I cant play.
So that said....
God I promise to occupy every waking moment of my life with this fictional unscientific science fiction space opera if it EVER turns on again. Nothing short of destroying the servers entirely and giving lice to the it members who don't already have it will stop me.
There, that should set Him straight, if we pay attention maybe we might notice something happen to this troll bait game. |
Cpt JamesKirk
Time and all Eternity DeepSpace.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:54 -
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Where is my half hourly update? |
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