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Amanda Chan
Error 404 Pod Not Found
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:33 -
[901] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
9/10 they took a snapshot and could easily roll back. 9/10 they have a backup from within a week that they could roll back to. 0/10 is the consideration for fairness for timezones. After all, you pick the time where there is the least amount of users impacted. Most companies would rather impact 5k clients based primarily in Australia then 10k based if Europe, US, etc. It's a simple numbers game.
Why would plan A be fubar? Until they decide that the amount of time needed to get the patch working would be unfeasible for keeping the server down(read more then 12 hours) they're likely to try to finish adding in the patch.
Just keep calm and wait.
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madhatta18
Prime Forces The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:36 -
[902] - Quote
Misha Tokila wrote:Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships.
speaking of code if ccp is realy into getting new players in then on top of there list should be to ban all ppls who work for code or those idiots that pay code to gank |
Arnold Hita
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:46 -
[903] - Quote
EVERYBODY ONTO SISI !!!!!!!!!!
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:47 -
[904] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P ... I still don't know that how to get there :( D: I know, right? it's pretty damn tragic >.> This calls for more alcohol.
Cheers :) |
fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:50 -
[905] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - SUPREME COMMANDER PAO HAS ASSUMED CONTROL TO RESOLVE THE SITUATION
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Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:53 -
[906] - Quote
Breaking news from the year 2027. After many years of investigation, CCP managed to find the reason behind the 2015 failed update, which they were not able to fix to this day.
CCP urges the players not to rush to any rash conclusions and wait another few years.
Sry, couldn't help :P |
Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:55 -
[907] - Quote
Just complete everyone's skill queues as compo would be good |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:57 -
[908] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? |
warpnot tothegate
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:06 -
[909] - Quote
I thought the test server was to prevent this ? |
Irakinia
New Eden Cultural Exchange Advent of Fate
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:09 -
[910] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
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msb4u
The Honorable Carebear Instigation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:17 -
[911] - Quote
CCP nice to put so many efforts to repair problems caused by patches what about starting game at DT as stopped and finding solution of patches problems some other way, we can wait on those patches few days hope u'll find solution soon |
Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine. Symmetric Symbiosis
266
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:18 -
[912] - Quote
I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin ..
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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iTengu
Svea Rike Circle-Of-Two
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:21 -
[913] - Quote
you know you should just remove what ever you implemented codevice today. start the server as it were before DT and salv the problem with the code without the pressure of xxxxx players wanting to play the game.
stress often creat bad solutions on easy fixed problems. better to take your time with it. :) |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
635
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:36 -
[914] - Quote
Oh also, i blame the problems on the Pluto that we got to see yesterday .
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic Primal Ascendancy
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:52 -
[915] - Quote
Bignfurrie wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M
If I'm not playing when this video ends you can has my stuff. But yo must prove you watched it all.
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab! |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:52 -
[916] - Quote
Now the true reality:
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL DRINKS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING THE HICKUPS 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON NEW DRINKS IS SCHEDULED 13:37 UTC - DRINK ORDER FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING (HICKUP) 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF GOING TO THE LIQUORSTORE 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO BUY DRINKS HAVE FAILED - STORE IS CLOSED |
test bumm
University of Caille Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:05 -
[917] - Quote
itiniti wrote:fl0pski wrote:
No? How about testing a patch before you apply it?
How about thinking before you type?
Have u tried it lately? |
Faud
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:07 -
[918] - Quote
I was going to be all butthurt about eve still being down 4 hours later.... but then you posted an IT crowd gif...and I was too amused by remembering the episode..
well played CCP Falcon, well played! |
Scott Hofferman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:09 -
[919] - Quote
Vanilla Mooses wrote:Anozeph wrote:where are the god damn server
where were you when eve died? i was sitting at home drinking beer when mittani pings "eve is kill" "no"
why the hell would mittens care about the eve servers being down, he hasnt logged in in months. does he even play eve? |
Pah NoCha
Chaotic Serendipity The Explicit Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:27 -
[920] - Quote
Damn mushrooms get invited to all the best parties ! Everyone says its because hes a fungi ! I didn't get invited, so I was gonna play EvE, but the gremlin says "NO"
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Naubudis
Empire of the Forsaken Dark Crusade
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:47 -
[921] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot!
Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!
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Agent Unknown
Night Theifs incendia equus
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:54 -
[922] - Quote
Motre wrote:fl0pski wrote:Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum No? How about testing a patch before you apply it? Uh. How? You do know how big TQ is right? It's almost a supercomputer in its own right. They would need a second TQ to test a patch deployment to ensure it goes cleanly. They have servers to test internally, and I am sure they do, but the moment you start applying it to TQ(with all of its bits, pieces, data and unholy cores) who knows what could happen. This still isn't as bad as it used to be when they didn't have patch deployments figured out.
This. The complexity of TQ is what gives uncertainty to the patching process. The process may go fine on the test environments including Singularity/Duality where players have been playtesting the patches for month(s), but sometimes the gremlins don't come out until you expose it to production. I'm sure every programmer in this thread can relate to stuff breaking the moment it hits production and the subsequent scramble to fix it.
And to the people saying "rollback": I'm sure they already tried this, but no one knows the infrastructure so a cascading failure would've done the damage even after a rollback. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:57 -
[923] - Quote
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....
IKR? Less whining and more drinking... cause nothing says "classy" like crying into your beer =D |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:01 -
[924] - Quote
Time to get the backup going.
This is getting pretty ridiculous now... |
madhatta18
Prime Forces The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:06 -
[925] - Quote
Amanda Chan wrote:Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
9/10 they took a snapshot and could easily roll back. 9/10 they have a backup from within a week that they could roll back to. 0/10 is the consideration for fairness for timezones. After all, you pick the time where there is the least amount of users impacted. Most companies would rather impact 5k clients based primarily in Australia then 10k based if Europe, US, etc. It's a simple numbers game. Why would plan A be fubar? Until they decide that the amount of time needed to get the patch working would be unfeasible for keeping the server down(read more then 12 hours) they're likely to try to finish adding in the patch. Just keep calm and wait. regardless of nubers and obviously where you live how would you like it if something you pay for is always down in your playing time and not others obviusly your from a time zone that dt dont afect you
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chaosjj
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
76
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:06 -
[926] - Quote
Meanwhile, at CCP HQ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM |
Freya Sertan
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
479
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:06 -
[927] - Quote
Starbuck05 wrote:I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin ..
Kinda hard when it doesn't happen but once in a blue moon, eh? And the trouble isn't with the "game", it's the hardware.
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:14 -
[928] - Quote
OK, so, I'm going to try outside, I think the door will open. I will let you all know how it turns out, if the air is good for consumption or not. If I don't make it you all can haz my stuffs. |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:16 -
[929] - Quote
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....
Its not free. It costs money. Give me money back, or give me free sht |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs Zulu People
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:18 -
[930] - Quote
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....
Actually I was about to write a post describing how this community handles this sort of thing way better then say, world of warcraft's...
Oh well. |
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