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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
54
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:35 -
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Leila Numanor wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost. This is taking too long. DRINK! Why you would just be spinning your ship. now you have something to do like complain on forum.. Content provided! :)
New PVE content succesfully released. :P |
Nekhebet
Provincia Septim
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:36 -
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Simon Anaidni wrote:Always have a rollback procedure, always. Every professional IT department has one for this exact situation.
You are 100% correct!
I was a database administrator and manager of same for several decades. If we had ever got caught without the ability to do a rollback / restore we would all have been fired on the spot.
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Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:36 -
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Sean Roach wrote:That'll teach me to drink milk while reading this thread. I, literally, very nearly spewed chocolate milk all over my laptop. Thumbs up. Enslaved Mistress wrote:A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
Very up to date as I ve just shoveled my daughter's dead guinea pig out of its hutch. Maybe it's good the server is down, otherwise it would "get legs and go"? ;)
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:37 -
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JFKen Imperia wrote:Quote:Sorry, something went wrong.
We're working on it and we'll get it fixed as soon as we can. Oh, FB is down too...
Well, Jade Helm DID begin today...
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Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:41 -
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You think they'd have learned from the other 50 times this has happened after a major patch release.
Evidently not. |
Aknan
Babylon Knights DARKNESS.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:55 -
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i think there will be aurum at the place of free sp -.- |
Noh Way
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:02 -
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Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink.
Death by alcohol poisoning, I like it! |
Kato's Pete
Quam Singulari Triumvirate.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:17 -
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FozzieSov broke EVE
Just saying |
Lusian
Kenshin. DARKNESS.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:22 -
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It's starting up in 52 seconds. |
Amber Kurvora
225
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:26 -
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Good thing i have a real life to be getting on with...
*Looks at the pile of dishes fifteen foot high*
Where the fucks the server?! |
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Fluffy Pillowbiter
Fuxi Legion Fraternity.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:34 -
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"ASAP" TM |
Simon Anaidni
Scalar Magnetics
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:35 -
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Terry Gillan wrote:EdgertonJM wrote:So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictable results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with probably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex. Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ... Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man. If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be very surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time.
These are very true statements, they do not however nullify the necessity and implementation of a rollback procedure. |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:38 -
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Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. There's gonna be alot of drunk flying tonight! |
Miss Teri
Open University of Celestial Hardship
60
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:40 -
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Normally I would of course be raging, but the IT Crowd gif makes everything ok. :) |
Hugh Knight
Usque Ad Mortem Usurper.
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:41 -
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i am going to sacrifice a bucket of KFC and see if that helps....
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:52 -
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setovi wrote:Good luck getting this sorted. The stress levels in that server room must be pretty high.
Been thinking the same thing... Management is most likely having a cow.
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HeXxploiT
Big Diggers Get Off My Lawn
164
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:57 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Did you check to make sure the computer was plugged in? Try wiggling the power cord it may be loose. |
White Bull
Flux Technologies Inc Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:59 -
[1248] - Quote
CCP Try to catch fish on deepth water .. But they get this :
: ) |
GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition Gatekeepers Universe
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:26 -
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An old Indian was asked the name of his wife. He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse." "That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?" "It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag." |
Kurt Hectic
Doped Player's Inc.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:33 -
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if only ther was like a spare / backup / test server u could use to test these things out in advance.....
rable rable rable... bad ccp BAD |
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Savvo Yassavi
Svea Rike Circle-Of-Two
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:34 -
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Wedgewood Simpson wrote:They could always try sacrificing a virgin. This is a computer game, there should be a few about
The virgin is strong in this one |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings Nihilists Social Club
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:44 -
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It's times like this you see all the idiots that should just be permabanned from Eve for stupid posts, such as whining about compensation etc. Get out and see the sun or something...hell, talk to your GF...oh, wait... |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:48 -
[1253] - Quote
We demand one ! http://i.imgur.com/25Yx4zT.jpg for thse people who join fleets and this time just for the link |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:51 -
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Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes....
Do you know the other rules? I'm surprised some of us are still alive. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
54
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:04 -
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Noh Way wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. Death by alcohol poisoning, I like it!
Welcome to the club :) |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:06 -
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so fir4st bottttel ovf vcodka deead .. nmo drincink gamme. ... wiat DRYNk tyme ... KIDDDING ... if i drank a shot everything someone whined in here i would have drunk so much by now a whole unit of marines and the irish navy would be drunk !
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Sol'Tyr
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:30 -
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WOW! Chill Your Rolls
CCP will get us taken care of. Server will come back up. Apology will be given. Lost time will be rectified.
Kind of their M.O.
Would be more helpful to cheer on the poor tech who currently has a CCP exec mouth breathing behind him going: "Any update" "Not yet sir/madam" "any update now" "in the last 5 seconds ... no" |
Iurko
Gashente Federacion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:30 -
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madhatta18 wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships. speaking of code if ccp is realy into getting new players in then on top of there list should be to ban all ppls who work for code or those idiots that pay code to gank
CODE bumps and ganks for great justice |
Arthur Aihaken
Perkone Caldari State
4507
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:42 -
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It is absolutely going to suck working in CCP customer support today...
I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
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VelvetHarlot
Colonial Cartel Praetorian Directorate
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:53 -
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See... this is why you feed your gerbils. |
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