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MasterofDisaster BG
Adversity. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:12 -
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Have we got free gecko bpcs yet? |
Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
170
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:16 -
[1562] - Quote
Short circuit by too many tears about changes again, icons, brackets... ECM? |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:16 -
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Bones Outten wrote:Couple of points:
1. IS the drinking game still on? It's Fozzie's fault
2. CCP thank you for trying to change Sov & Null. Keep up the good work.
3. What did Fozzie break? *hic*
4.Love that someone quoted HAL for 2001/10 in the thread.
5.Someone call Fozzie & find out what he did to break it *hic* *hic*
6. Oh sod it: Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it.
as long as he didnt replace all the eve data with beastiality then iam happy hahah |
Wulfric Oberon
Froosh INC. SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:37 -
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Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
Fantastic! |
Just Another
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:42 -
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Quarra Shepard wrote:But I only have till Friday to make another 400 mill to plex my account... :(
So, 5 hours of heavy mining ?
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Luna Yotoila
Feel the Sun
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:49 -
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As some one who also works for the IT Department I know how ****** up the day can be if a system is faulted and you have customers are calling /writing every single minute. I'm pretty sure the IT is working on the highest priority to resolve this soon.
So Boys and Girls from IT keep going. |
Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC The Revenant Order
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:53 -
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Lies. Damned Lies! (snicker) |
Joras Crendraven
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:01 -
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Leila Numanor wrote:
only on your 3rd day
2nd day for me... |
Kahar Dex
Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
130
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:24 -
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My Capsule isn't working today. Have to assign a few slaves to work on it I suppose.
The Cardinal will have extended imperial dreams during prayer time for now.
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Irie Alixyar
Sh0ts F1red Separatists
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:39 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS.
What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper.
In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same.
Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses.
Sincerely,
The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged. |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:53 -
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Liam Oliphants wrote:Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Game still down. What a bunch of amateurs. Time for people to get fired Join us in the drinking game. I promise it's fun.
So totally :)
this is way more fun than actually playing eve...
tbh i'm not really joking... it's pretty awesome to see so many different players talking, regardless of standings etc...
and yea i'm gonna have to drink for posting this, but worth it :) |
KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:02 -
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login clock is cycling .... 60seconds
WUT ???
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Arithron
107th Suicide Kings Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:10 -
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45 secs startup :) |
Draconus Lofwyr
UK Corp RAZOR Alliance
115
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:23 -
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did Fozzie step away from his desk again?
http://h.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/1280/poster/2014/09/3035981-poster-p-1-can-this-human-hamster-wheel-make-you-more-productive-at-work.gif |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:24 -
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madhatta18 wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP? yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have
Really man? Was this not YOU a couple of hours ago? And I quote
"madhatta18 wrote: hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this"
Huh.
Methinks thou doth protest to much... |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:39 -
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Arithron wrote:45 secs startup :)
V...I...P |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:44 -
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It's times like these that make me believe most software engineers are functioning alchoholics... Keep On Keeping On CCP!
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:46 -
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SPAMMER... Be gone.
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:49 -
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Aurelius Exodus wrote:Phrases I am sick of hearing:
You forgot this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRubp9YfY7s
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Blade Reiper
Nova Haven
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:03 -
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRA TSUKIMOTO FROM EVERY ONE AT NOVA HAVEN |
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Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:17 -
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Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
Down time of this magnitude is exceptionally rare. The EVE player reaction to any similar event, however, is fairly typical. |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory H0N0UR
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:27 -
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Everyone send all your isk to Fozzie, he promises hell double it. |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:29 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often? it's a once in a lifetime experience... bask in the glory :)
Once in a lifetime?
uwotm8 |
Kniht
75
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:57 -
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Master S wrote:People, it's summer, go outside, get some sun.
let CCP do their work, you all complaining about the server not up won't speed up the process
have some cold beer :) and relax TIL it's summer everywhere in the world, at the same time. But I will take that beer.
o/ fly crazy
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0utlaw5tar
Notorious Legion SCRUBS.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:58 -
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Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog... Truth |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:01 -
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I'm in :) |
Rogue AI
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:14 -
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http://i.imgur.com/jiQa4Id.jpg |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core Lasers Are Magic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:27 -
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Guys i know what happened. they removed guess what......
THE BOOT.INI AGAIN! |
KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:32 -
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looks like it isnt up
the login countdown to "checking status..."
and never connects
WUT ???
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Iku-Tiera Nieranpoika
Fornjotr
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:35 -
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[quote=Bones Outten]Couple of points:
1. IS the drinking game still on? It's Fozzie's fault
quote]
Yesss..drinking.
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