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Fenk
Telegraph Road Bebop and Rocksteady Henchmen Academy
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:57 -
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If any CCP employees get to chill while the server is blowing bubbles, then enjoy your time off.
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:57 -
[1772] - Quote
Daily Special: Free Hamster Leash included with every PLEX purchase! |
Travonus Trapoll
Knights Inc.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:04 -
[1773] - Quote
Hardcore EVE players cant play the client...... So we play on the forums! xD |
wattebausch
Bierfest
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:22 -
[1774] - Quote
Countess Kool wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:wall of text] he missed the 16:30 update, can't even do that right he is going home.
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iTengu
Svea Rike Circle-Of-Two
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:31 -
[1775] - Quote
aperenlty i have something called a family. they seem nice but a bit creapy so i need to get online soon so they stop talking to me. |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild M O B I U S
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:36 -
[1776] - Quote
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Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:41 -
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David 'Sprocket' Glerum wrote:Larn Conner wrote:Someone have MacGyver's phone number? He could fix the server with a stick of chewing gum and a paperclip. Chuck Norris would only have to glare at it for 2 seconds, after which it would turn into a supercomputer with a minibar and Exotic Dancers, Female twirling around it.
Haha, forget about Chuck Norris. Yes, he's able to do anything. I heard he sleeps with a pillow under his gun. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:55 -
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vccv wrote:This thread swells my misanthropy.
...like my loins.... |
Maxish11
Raytheon Academy Gentlemen's.Parlor
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:58 -
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[#33 - 2015-07-15 13:14:44 UTC is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)]
Yea maybe some SP would work? This so far has been a non event day for us and a lose of real cash albeit ever so small, it is still a loss. So Yes I think a little payback for it is in order.
Thanks guys for the hard work, but please try to remember we are the people paying your bills. |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:00 -
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100 pages.... There will be cake....LOL |
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Laenatus
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:06 -
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Irie Alixyar wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS. What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper. " In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same. Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses. Sincerely, The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged.
Sincerely,
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Mazalan Erata
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:09 -
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So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates. Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)... |
dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds Snuffed Out
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:11 -
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oh no... EEEEVVVVEEEE... EVE GOT GANKED! |
Zor Shimaya
30plus Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:16 -
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CCP wants to start everyone in fuzzysov equal, we want to get the systems indexes down from their max to lets say 4 or less so everyone can have fun attacking each other and bringing the indexes back up, good luck to all. |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:22 -
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May this thread be with you. Live long and prosper. Na no na no. |
Dok Regyri
DoctorOzz Domain Research and Mining Inst.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:28 -
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as always FAIL |
Bierat
Risen from Ashes Dark Crusade
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:32 -
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Ccplease just do a rollback |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated Fidelas Constans
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:36 -
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If someone can find that welcome to EVE Gifs where it shows over 20 giffs and post on here to i can read it and llaugh that would be great
http://i.imgur.com/SimYzki.gif |
Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:46 -
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Gauging by how much time has past since the initial failed startup it can be assumed that by this point some cheesebeard with a massive jawline is probably trying to convince mother brain to come back online through interpretive dance.
And if you think it doesn't work, its probably because you're not helping him. |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:56 -
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Iceland... isolation
Now it makes sense... Can you imagine all us knuckleheads with the ability to knock on CCP's door?
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Masdren
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:58 -
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forget the bloodbath of b-r5rb....this is causing an epic amount of chaos. <3 it
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hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds Snuffed Out
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:01 -
[1792] - Quote
SUCKS |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:12 -
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If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
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Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:16 -
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I'm starting to think i want play eve.
I'm here from 11:30 UTC continuosly trying to enter the game |
Big Lynx
3360
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:17 -
[1795] - Quote
GANK BANGED |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc Parental Supervision.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:17 -
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I KNOW what i'll be doing as soon as the server is back up again!! that's right i'll be clicking that station door button, one of three things will happen
a) Walking in Stations is ALIVE!!! ITS ALIVE! (YEAH SURE!) b)"the station atmosphere has not yet been decontaminated for capsuleer use" ( not that **** again) c)it's turned into a cuboard where ccp fozzie is hiding (maybe......)
either way does anyone still use their expensive flash in the pan, otherwise known as their quarters...
Good luck CCP that's one hell of a bug (still think a broken entosis link as a redeemable would be fun
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kuri Assene
Yutani Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:24 -
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So now I have no choice but to hang out with my spouse? I think I will just stare at the screen until EvE comes back online. |
Just Another
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:35 -
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Everett Rockefeller wrote:Hurry CCP we're running out of jokes!
Oh wait I got one big fat joke: CCP Games
Seriously? Off of one technical error that they are working on?
Seriously, go for a walk ... get some sun .... forget to return home.... ever
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Tiberius Auduin
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:38 -
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Good luck CCP. Virtual hug. |
Wingman8701 Boirelle
ReD. Vengance Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:48 -
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Silver Gleam wrote:Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!!
Silver this is an interesting concept. I would hope that they have full back ups. Why not roll back to the pre downtime state? It has now been 5 1/2 hours. Surely there is something fundamentally flawed with the new patch. Or is it in fact a mass hardware issue. It would be interesting to understand what type of fault this is.
I run a software business that develops applications and I know how frustrating that this can be, but as my clients state (and we are the clients here) "keep me up to date with all the detail so I can be assured that you are working in the most professional way to solve my problems"
Now getting officially disgruntle but also understand the nuances of software. |
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