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Globby
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling CODE.
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Posted - 2015.07.27 19:45:05 -
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Greetings Capsuleers,
I have come to you today with bad news. After a conclusive investigation by myself and members of CODE. leadership, a bug in the database lookup of mining permits was discovered. Although the problem was fixed relatively quickly, some permit holders may have been incorrectly targeted as non compliant, and were subsequently seized and dismantled. The damage is estimated at about 1% of total mining equipment seized over last weekend. If you believe you have been wrongly effected by this error, please do not hesitate to evemail Globby in game with the following information:
-Link of in game kill mail -Your name -Your permit ID -Time of seizure.
On top of the information above, we would like your recollection of the events leading up to your destruction. If you would write a minimum of 1000 words for our review and reimbursement staff that would greatly help us in deciding if your loss is eligible for reimbursement.
Reimbursement will consist of:
-The Jita Market Value (JMV) of the ship at time of loss after payment of platinum insurance -The cost of platinum insurance for the ship that was seized -The full JMV of any destroyed cargo during legal seizure of vessel -One third of JMV of any unaccounted for items that might have been already recovered.
All of us at Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling are deeply sorry for any improperly seized goods and any inconvenience.
Sincerely, Globby Soldier of the New Order | Liason to the Executor | CODE. Treasurer |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Snuffed Out
8402
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:02:01 -
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*settles into easy chair* *pours some wine* *puffs cigar* *monocle*
[Manchester accent] I expect much from this thread. Much indeeeeed.
How did you Veterans start?
The Skillpoint System and You
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Cidanel Afuran
Grant Village
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:03:33 -
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1,000 word essays?
trolling and CODE shenanigans are getting ridiculous. +1 for creativity though, I guess |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
11028
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:06:03 -
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*nods from the corner* *puffs his own Cigar*
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Globby
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling CODE.
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:17:16 -
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Cidanel Afuran wrote:1,000 word essays? It is a completely informal assessment of what happened. It gives the victim a chance to defend himself, and it leaves a criminal no room for scamming. It is in a person's best interest to put as much effort as they can into this. |
Paranoid Loyd
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:19:31 -
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*Starts throat clearing contest with Shah and Ralph*
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!
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Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1082
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:21:15 -
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Read the title, expected free ships and sec tags for a ganking weekend, left disappointed.
I'm my own NPC alt.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:25:15 -
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Would this 1000 word recollection of events need to be well articulated, or can the standard rage induced anal dribbling suffice? Also, in regards to 'time of seizure', would that be described as 'the time in which the assets in question were reappropriated' or ' the moment in which they spastically and involuntarily threw their keyboard into their monitor'?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Tengu Grib
Black Hydra Consortium. CODE.
1282
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:27:33 -
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I can confirm the error in question and state that Globby volunteered to handle this matter. It's a large task he is undertaking and I wish him all the best in it.
Special thanks to Carlvagio for being a cool bro and financing fun activities.
StonerPhReak> Being an adult sucks.
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flakeys
Arkham Innovations
3130
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Posted - 2015.07.27 20:33:18 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Would this 1000 word recollection of events need to be well articulated, or can the standard rage induced anal dribbling suffice? Also, in regards to 'time of seizure', would that be described as 'the time in which the assets in question were reappropriated' or ' the moment in which they spastically and involuntarily threw their keyboard into their monitor'?
The funny thing here is that the biggest rage induced anal dribbling spastically threadnaughts on this forum have allmost allways come from those who would call themselves non-carebear.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.07.27 21:00:31 -
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flakeys wrote:The funny thing here is that the biggest rage induced anal dribbling spastically threadnaughts on this forum have allmost allways come from those who would call themselves non-carebear.
Very true, but we are not talking forum communications here, we are talking 'in game' communications, and in that respect, the 'non-carebear' can barely hold a torch to the venom spewing rump raging spastic colon real life threat lobbing receiver of the CN antimatter.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
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Posted - 2015.07.27 21:09:29 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Would this 1000 word recollection of events need to be well articulated
We can dream, can't we?
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
CODE. forum - everyone's welcome (no shiptoasters)
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Rhalina Sedai
Notice Has Been Served
25
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Posted - 2015.07.27 21:27:44 -
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Keep feeding them the rope.
FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)
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Kaldi Tsukaya
Deveron Shipyards and Technology
159
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Posted - 2015.07.27 21:37:15 -
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Crime & Punishment is where this belongs, not GD Shenanigans...
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Xylem Viliana
Protomonolithic
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Posted - 2015.07.27 21:42:15 -
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/me gets popcorn |
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
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Posted - 2015.07.27 22:32:58 -
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I think Globby is being very generous here. I would think that 1000 words would give people license to be creative with their narratives. I wonder if there are bonus points for creativity or if this is a straight JMV transaction. No points for creativity seems a bit cold and unimaginative.
"Grr Kimmi-á
Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide
www.eve-radio.com -áJoin Eve Radio channel in game!
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Lan Wang
V I R I I Ineluctable.
1235
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Posted - 2015.07.27 22:43:00 -
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i smell propaganda
EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding | Digital Design
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Jenshae Chiroptera
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Posted - 2015.07.27 23:02:57 -
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Wait. Code permits aren't an overt scam?!
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow
Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
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Ima GoodGirl
Black Ballers
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Posted - 2015.07.27 23:05:23 -
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Cidanel Afuran wrote:1,000 word essays?
trolling and CODE shenanigans are getting ridiculous. +1 for creativity though, I guess Just copy/paste the alphabet 39 times.
CODE can't read any words longer than 1 letter anyway, so any longer words are just wasted effort; and we all know miners want to minimise effort.
Wins all round. |
Siegfried Cohenberg
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
104
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Posted - 2015.07.27 23:13:20 -
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Ima GoodGirl wrote:Cidanel Afuran wrote:1,000 word essays?
trolling and CODE shenanigans are getting ridiculous. +1 for creativity though, I guess Just copy/paste the alphabet 39 times. CODE can't read any words longer than 1 letter anyway, so any longer words are just wasted effort; and we all know miners want to minimise effort. Wins all round.
I'm sorry, can you use less complex words please, I can't understand anything you just wrote. |
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GordonO
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2015.07.27 23:39:06 -
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Yeay!! code fills the universe with bull and now the public forums..
... What next ??
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Avaelica Kuershin
Paper Cats
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Posted - 2015.07.27 23:47:54 -
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Lan Wang wrote:i smell propaganda
Well it worked. I had a look at their web page and that lead story... that freighter pilot A good read.
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Carrie-Anne Moss
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
360
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Posted - 2015.07.28 04:27:40 -
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Can you guys do some more smartbombing battleship videos? Been a while since seen the last one loyal did.
I dig the bomber hyperdunks too.
Spicing it up#
Maybe gank a freighter with haulers? Code treasury has trillions. Have some cool weird fun please and fraps it.
Thanks |
Frostys Virpio
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
2066
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Posted - 2015.07.28 05:08:14 -
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Is minerbumping running dry on "content" so you need tears so james can keep posting? |
Siegfried Cohenberg
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.28 06:28:50 -
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Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:Can you guys do some more smartbombing battleship videos? Been a while since seen the last one loyal did.
I dig the bomber hyperdunks too.
Spicing it up#
Maybe gank a freighter with haulers? Code treasury has trillions. Have some cool weird fun please and fraps it.
Thanks
You know if you want freighters to be solo'd by a nereus I will GIVE YOU SEVERAL killed by a nereus. I'll see what I can do this week. |
Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine. Symmetric Symbiosis
271
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Posted - 2015.07.28 06:29:10 -
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Im starting to think you guys don't get enough attention as it is..
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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Valkin Mordirc
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Posted - 2015.07.28 06:34:34 -
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GordonO wrote:Yeay!! code fills the universe with bull and now the public forums..
You don't visit C&P very much do you?
As for CODE. This is an excellent way for them to make up for the system glitch. But honestly they are being a little soft. I don't think a 1000 word report on the incident is enough. Some Ne'er Do Wells may take advantage of this and make out with a free ship. Honestly I would hate to see the good name of CODE. be tarnished by such tripe and malarkey.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Avvy
Republic University Minmatar Republic
23
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Posted - 2015.07.28 07:01:15 -
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GordonO wrote:Yeay!! code fills the universe with bull and now the public forums..
Seems to me that if nobody is talking about them they start talking about themselves.
Can't say I've noticed that with any other alliance.
So even I've heard about CODE, can't say I'm that impressed though.
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Lan Wang
V I R I I Ineluctable.
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Posted - 2015.07.28 07:06:34 -
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Avvy wrote:GordonO wrote:Yeay!! code fills the universe with bull and now the public forums.. Seems to me that if nobody is talking about them they start talking about themselves. Can't say I've noticed that with any other alliance. So even I've heard about CODE, can't say I'm that impressed though.
yeah they are actually pretty creative about it all :)
EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding | Digital Design
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2257
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Posted - 2015.07.28 07:25:25 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:GordonO wrote:Yeay!! code fills the universe with bull and now the public forums.. You don't visit C&P very much do you? As for CODE. This is an excellent way for them to make up for the system glitch. But honestly they are being a little soft. I don't think a 1000 word report on the incident is enough. Some Ne'er Do Wells may take advantage of this and make out with a free ship. Honestly I would hate to see the good name of CODE. be tarnished by such tripe and malarkey. If I recall correctly, the last time he sharted up C&P his former CEO ended up apologizing for his behavior, and in reparations wrote a lovely song about the alleged crime which Gordy had levied accusations of having happened.
Gordy stood unrepentant, a monolith of justice in a sea of griffers and bullys.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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