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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2015.08.31 20:33:21 -
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Hey IGS, now i know i promoted several of our fine items on this very message board from time to time..and i know some of you actually bought our high quality products..But sometimes the customer has a few questions, or is having trouble getting the item to work properly
SO! I am here today to bring forth a Official Huogikku corporation Customer support thread...Ask any and all questions about our products and i will personal answer them for you
Ask away! |
Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
872
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Posted - 2015.08.31 23:21:51 -
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Umm.... Explosions?
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
278
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Posted - 2015.09.01 00:00:46 -
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Chargebacks?
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Follow us on GalNet!
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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Sinti Vailatti
Royal Khanid Colonial Exploration
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Posted - 2015.09.01 00:15:27 -
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Why are the instructions printed in Ancient Brutor?
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
486
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Posted - 2015.09.01 00:30:13 -
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Trii Seo wrote:Umm.... Explosions?
Yes
Jaret Victorian wrote:Chargebacks?
Kill yourself ((In game not irl))
Sinti Vailatti wrote:Why are the instructions printed in Ancient Brutor?
Why is everything not in Ancient Brutor?
Also there are instructions on how to read Ancient Brutor on the front...
Sadly however we only managed to print those instructions in morse code |
Deitra Vess
Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel
619
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Posted - 2015.09.01 00:45:18 -
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A while back I bought a portable neocom from a baseliner man in jita who said it was made by Huogikku Corporation as he pulled it from a pocket from his trench coat. I went back to the captains quarters and it played nothing but some animated kitten doing cartwheels on the screen. Can I get a replacement? If not can I get my money back? |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
486
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Posted - 2015.09.01 00:51:49 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:A while back I bought a portable neocom from a baseliner man in jita who said it was made by Huogikku Corporation as he pulled it from a pocket from his trench coat. I went back to the captains quarters and it played nothing but some animated kitten doing cartwheels on the screen. Can I get a replacement? If not can I get my money back?
Sounds like its working as intended Ma'am |
Deitra Vess
Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel
619
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Posted - 2015.09.01 01:05:00 -
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But the guy said it would access the galnet and a bunch of other features. I powered it on and all I got was a cute little white cat thing doing cartwheels across the screen in some cheery looking background. It did not do any of the features it boasted! Nor did I have the option to do anything but watch that cat do cartwheels and have some speech bubble in Napanii characters I don't know said by the kitty.... |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
486
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Posted - 2015.09.01 01:07:07 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:But the guy said it would access the galnet and a bunch of other features. I powered it on and all I got was a cute little white cat thing doing cartwheels across the screen in some cheery looking background. It did not do any of the features it boasted! Nor did I have the option to do anything but watch that cat do cartwheels and have some speech bubble in Napanii characters I don't know said by the kitty....
Did you not flip the switch on the back...?
i think its in the weeb mode |
Deitra Vess
Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel
619
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Posted - 2015.09.01 01:13:43 -
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There wasn't a switch on the back, it was just a flat back and no place to open it or anything! |
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Goldfinch
House Rkard
356
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Posted - 2015.09.01 01:21:12 -
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Hello!
We bought this USB 16.0 "Jump Drive" with 256 Petabytes but my SOEbook only has USB 15.0 ports so it doesn't recognize it when we plug it in. Is that normal?
And it doesn't seem to have anything to do with our Micro Jump Drive there's nowhere to plug it into that. But there is a picture of an MJD with fire streaming out of it on the package. False advertising?
We tried contacting the support number but we were put on hold for several hundred parsecs and there's still Intaki Muzak coming out. Please help.
\J/
veiled and bound
my origin story (on R109)
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
486
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Posted - 2015.09.01 01:22:43 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:There wasn't a switch on the back, it was just a flat back and no place to open it or anything!
Toss it against the wall then
Sounds like you got the C models....Cheap, and very weird
This should kick it into the work mode...and toss it again to go back to weeb mode |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
486
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Posted - 2015.09.01 01:25:14 -
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Goldfinch wrote: Hello!
We bought this USB 16.0 "Jump Drive" with 256 Petabytes but my SOEbook only has USB 15.0 ports so it doesn't recognize it when we plug it in. Is that normal?
And it doesn't seem to have anything to do with our Micro Jump Drive there's nowhere to plug it into that. But there is a picture of an MJD with fire streaming out of it on the package. False advertising?
We tried contacting the support number but we were put on hold for several hundred parsecs and there's still Intaki Muzak coming out. Please help.
Why the **** do you have a SOEbook? i think thats a better question.... |
Deitra Vess
Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel
623
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Posted - 2015.09.01 01:30:20 -
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I tossed it against the wall and all I got was a broken screen... Can I get a refund now? Or at least the screen replaced? I kinda like the dancing kitty Oh and can I get a translation into Matati for whatever its saying? |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
488
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Posted - 2015.09.01 02:00:03 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:I tossed it against the wall and all I got was a broken screen... Can I get a refund now? Or at least the screen replaced? I kinda like the dancing kitty Oh and can I get a translation into Matati for whatever its saying?
Ok fine we will send you a B model.....With translation |
Deitra Vess
Hounds of War. Hashashin Cartel
623
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Posted - 2015.09.01 02:27:09 -
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THANKS! |
Kador Ouryon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.09.01 02:38:50 -
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I dismantled my Nova Knife Blender because I needed a quick pair of knives for a contract..... when I put the unit back together I noticed it really lacked the character it had before. It operated smoothly, blended fruit and vegetables perfectly, and even consumed less energy.....
How do I get the the old, inefficient, kinks back? |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
488
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Posted - 2015.09.01 02:43:14 -
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Kador Ouryon wrote:I dismantled my Nova Knife Blender because I needed a quick pair of knives for a contract..... when I put the unit back together I noticed it really lacked the character it had before. It operated smoothly, blended fruit and vegetables perfectly, and even consumed less energy.....
How do I get the the old, inefficient, kinks back?
Buy a new one of course! |
Kador Ouryon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.09.01 02:50:08 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Kador Ouryon wrote:I dismantled my Nova Knife Blender because I needed a quick pair of knives for a contract..... when I put the unit back together I noticed it really lacked the character it had before. It operated smoothly, blended fruit and vegetables perfectly, and even consumed less energy.....
How do I get the the old, inefficient, kinks back? Buy a new one of course!
Damn that was the best ****** blender I ever had...... watching guests choke and splutter on oddly shaped vegetable masses was priceless. |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
488
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Posted - 2015.09.01 02:57:28 -
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Kador Ouryon wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Kador Ouryon wrote:I dismantled my Nova Knife Blender because I needed a quick pair of knives for a contract..... when I put the unit back together I noticed it really lacked the character it had before. It operated smoothly, blended fruit and vegetables perfectly, and even consumed less energy.....
How do I get the the old, inefficient, kinks back? Buy a new one of course! Damn that was the best ****** blender I ever had...... watching guests choke and splutter on oddly shaped vegetable masses was priceless.
Your concern has been noted, thank you for buying from huogkkiu corp..NExt! |
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Utari Onzo
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
673
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Posted - 2015.09.01 10:01:34 -
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My Nova Knife Blender needs less "...pssssh"
Can I get a refund?
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
488
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Posted - 2015.09.01 15:14:30 -
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Utari Onzo wrote:My Nova Knife Blender needs less "...pssssh"
Well you can by the "Less psssssh" expansion for only 20 ISK
Shall i connect you to a store near you? |
Enso Nibbana
Brahman
5
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Posted - 2015.09.02 09:19:54 -
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Product Idea: Raata Cola
Tagline: "With a taste stronger, and somehow smoother than Caldari Steel."
Packaging: Somewhat near the Raata Sunset line of Super Kerr-Induced Nanocoatings. |
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
234
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Posted - 2015.09.02 23:48:23 -
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Huogikku Customer Support,
A semi-remote storage facility on my property was in disarray following a series of incidents including a storm, a power outage, uncooperative guests, and an infestation of small mammals. It was not until some weeks later that staff reviewed the damage/remembered the guests. There was water damage, leaking cryo-solution, rotted meat, bones, nesting material, feces, animal feces, and a spilled container of Quafe.
The cleaning staff utilized a Huogikku Anti-Filth GrenadeGäó to cleanse some of the rubbish. I am not entirely sure if what followed was the result of improper use or a design flaw. After being deployed the grenade nanites removed dust, dirt, biological remains, standing water, mold, a concrete floor, metal siding, several load bearing beams, three janitorial staff members, much of the flora and fauna in an expanding circle about 100 meters in radius, and was approaching a small settlement when, in their cleaning frenzy, the nanites consumed the support beams of a small reactor and were deactiviated/vaporized in the resulting accidental electric pulse and anti-matter reaction. Luckily the settlement was on the opposite side of a large hill just in case of a reactor accident but the other side suffered a ~0.5 kiloton explosion which leveled those remaining objects not consumed by the nanites.
Those pieces of the storage facility left are now spread over an area several kilometers in circumference and the upper atmosphere. The Quafe spillage stubbornly remains.
Hoping this finds you well, Lord Ibrahim
"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
512
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Posted - 2015.09.17 20:39:56 -
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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:Huogikku Customer Support,
A semi-remote storage facility on my property was in disarray following a series of incidents including a storm, a power outage, uncooperative guests, and an infestation of small mammals. It was not until some weeks later that staff reviewed the damage/remembered the guests. There was water damage, leaking cryo-solution, rotted meat, bones, nesting material, feces, animal feces, and a spilled container of Quafe.
The cleaning staff utilized a Huogikku Anti-Filth GrenadeGäó to cleanse some of the rubbish. I am not entirely sure if what followed was the result of improper use or a design flaw. After being deployed the grenade nanites removed dust, dirt, biological remains, standing water, mold, a concrete floor, metal siding, several load bearing beams, three janitorial staff members, much of the flora and fauna in an expanding circle about 100 meters in radius, and was approaching a small settlement when, in their cleaning frenzy, the nanites consumed the support beams of a small reactor and were deactiviated/vaporized in the resulting accidental electric pulse and anti-matter reaction. Luckily the settlement was on the opposite side of a large hill just in case of a reactor accident but the other side suffered a ~0.5 kiloton explosion which leveled those remaining objects not consumed by the nanites.
Those pieces of the storage facility left are now spread over an area several kilometers in circumference and the upper atmosphere. The Quafe spillage stubbornly remains.
Hoping this finds you well, Lord Ibrahim
Sorry sir i don't exactly see the issue here.....Seems the product is working as attended |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
512
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Posted - 2015.09.17 20:40:56 -
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Enso Nibbana wrote:Product Idea: Raata Cola
Tagline: "With a taste stronger, and somehow smoother than Caldari Steel."
Packaging: Somewhat near the Raata Sunset line of Super Kerr-Induced Nanocoatings.
Yeah i rather not get sued...... |
Charlinda Akheteru
Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
15
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Posted - 2015.09.17 22:20:37 -
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We recently replaced several of the door locks in our Employee's Quarters with Huogikku's remote-operated powered door locking mechanism and opted for the optional timer functionality. You know... to save money on paying extra Huogikku mercs to actually walk around locking and unlocking those doors?
Well, yesterday morning one of the merc supervisors reported a malfunction on one of the doors. Now we have two workers trapped in their apartment and have been unable even to deliver nourishment to these workers. Nor have we been able to deliver the copies of Pax Amarria they're demanding so that they may pray on the way to what is shaping up to be a rather unpleasant end resulting from dehydration.
Our medical staff has visited the effected ce-, er, apartment, and determined that these two men have about three days left to them. Of course, we've swapped out the rest of the new locks and replaced them with the older model previously used - just in case.
Please advise.
-Charlinda Akheteru CEO, Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
AIA Pharmaceuticals: What's your drug of choice?Gäó
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
519
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Posted - 2015.09.18 00:17:25 -
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Charlinda Akheteru wrote:We recently replaced several of the door locks in our Employee's Quarters with Huogikku's remote-operated powered door locking mechanism and opted for the optional timer functionality. You know... to save money on paying extra Huogikku mercs to actually walk around locking and unlocking those doors? Well, yesterday morning one of the merc supervisors reported a malfunction on one of the doors. Now we have two workers trapped in their apartment and have been unable even to deliver nourishment to these workers. Nor have we been able to deliver the copies of Pax Amarria they're demanding so that they may pray on the way to what is shaping up to be a rather unpleasant end resulting from dehydration. Our medical staff has visited the effected ce-, er, apartment, and determined that these two men have about three days left to them. Of course, we've swapped out the rest of the new locks and replaced them with the older model previously used - just in case. Please advise. -Charlinda Akheteru CEO, Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
Did you put the batteries in backwards? |
Charlinda Akheteru
Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
15
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Posted - 2015.09.18 22:03:04 -
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As it turns out, the sla-, er, employee who was tasked with installing the batteries themselves did in fact make this simple mistake. Apparently, it was assumed that this bit of sabotage would be a major coup.
We have dealt with the discipline of our worker, replaced the lost employment assets and are now enjoying the superior functionality of Huogikku's door locking technology.
I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize on behalf of Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics for calling into doubt the quality of Huogikku's products and/or services.
AIA Pharmaceuticals: What's your drug of choice?Gäó
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