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Handon Guild
Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2006.12.15 08:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ben Booley
Ben Booley > why should I change my toon? Ben Booley> just because some random alliance doesnt like the fact that i killed one of them?
omg, STOP CALLING YOUR CHARACTER A "TOON". A toon is something you see on television, killing rabbits, falling off cliffs, or a stuffed thingie hanging from the rear view mirror in your car ...
It's called a "c-h-a-r-a-c-t-e-r"
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Fto Cruise
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Posted - 2006.12.15 10:00:00 -
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Originally by: OrangeAfroMan
I have 35mil isk bounty but still no hate mail :(
SOMEBODY SEND THEY HATE ME
Similar for me. Closest I got was someone asking, "Man, why did you kill me? I'm just trying to make a living here." To which I replied, "It's my job. I'm just trying to make a living here."
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Splatface
Pre-Menstrual Tension
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Posted - 2006.12.15 15:28:00 -
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2006.11.30 16:05 Hey biatch, My husband has been coming home smelling of sex for a while, and as I suspected it, he was getting his pants off with another woman. I told him that unless he gave me her name I would leave him. Unfortunatley he was blown up while in mid conversation with me, and the only part of the name was Splat.... I am sorry if you are not the woman he was slipping his sausage into, but if it was you then Im gonna come gank your sorry ass. His name was ******* . Oh and by the way he had a very rare form of cooties, which results in all your pubic hair turning an illuminous green colour, and you will also grow magic mushrooms in your armpits! To avoid certain death, after which I'll feed your corpse to the one-eyed carpet munchers from Orvolle asteroid belt 2, you must pay me the sum of 30 million isk to cover the cost of my anguish and stress. Hope you will see sense. Out.
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Salusa VC
TunDraGon
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Posted - 2006.12.15 16:54:00 -
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This person had serious issues
Why do perople assume that 0.4< is safe?
2006.06.28 22:15 its ******* assnecks like you that make these games die out...i have been playing a whole 3 days you ******* gimp
2006.06.28 22:21 i hope you enjoyed getting nothing from that kill *******
2006.06.28 22:26 Oh and by the way dumbass..everything i had was free so thanks for the insurance money....hahahahahahahahahaha
2006.06.28 22:30 just wanted to let you know that from now on i shall be evemailing you as much as possible... if it get annoying just let me know and i will double my efforts
2006.06.28 22:32 You still there... Must be nice ganking newbs...real chanlenge for you....such the man
2006.06.28 22:34 Hey you still there
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Nero Scuro
Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.12.15 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Nero Scuro on 15/12/2006 17:00:52 I never get hate mail. Everybody must love me too much. But here's some funny hate mail our gang got on an op yesterday.
Hoshiko Rei > hello SD > hey ****** Hoshiko Rei > how's it going? SD > you owe me $500,000,000 ISK Hoshiko Rei > really? why's that? SD > you just destroyed my ship and pod Hoshiko Rei > indeed, unfortunate isn't it SD > **** you ***hole Hoshiko Rei > but i don't think i owe you anything SD > **** off loser Hoshiko Rei > your control tower will be on sale Hoshiko Rei > if you wish to purchase it back, send me a line SD > i want it back right now Hoshiko Rei > that's fine, 200mill and you can have it back Hoshiko Rei > it's mine now, but i am willing to sell it back SD > screw u
It really is a nice PoS we looted off him though. We're using it to prop up the wonky leg on one of our chairs. ___
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.15 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro
It really is a nice PoS we looted off him though. We're using it to prop up the wonky leg on one of our chairs.
That must be one big f'ng chair lol Sig Nerf - Cortes
I declare war on ISD!
You don't stand a chance -Karl
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Jalec Creed
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.17 17:39:00 -
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Edited by: Jalec Creed on 17/12/2006 17:39:55 I had this one today. Quite lengthy but i enjoyed it. A one of a kind threat if you ask me. Assaulted and destroyed 2 cruisers at this point in a low sec system who were mining. the responses are after the kills:
*** > you furture is uncertain jelec Jalec Creed > ah yes. the usual death threat Jalec Creed > if it gets your rocks off Jalec Creed > id like to prefer a civil approach. *** > noting civil *** > after you have become a murderer Jalec Creed > tell me, who did i podkill? none as far as i know. Jalec Creed > if you cannot withstand the loss of a ship in low sec - dont enter it. *** > but i can your plate number *** > we can find u Jalec Creed > cool. Jalec Creed > if you can, more power to you. Jalec Creed > but like i said Jalec Creed > yuo'll get a large kos list if you decide to hunt every one that pods you in low sec. *** > well you have a few hours to repay my corp 10 mil dollars
(Dollars? this guy is mixing two realities up...)
Jalec Creed > hahaha *** > after that i can't help u Jalec Creed > im not impressed nor in fear. *** > i'm sorry about that Jalec Creed > no your not. *** > the offer stands *** > 10 mil Jalec Creed > this is your way to increase your e-peen after a ship loss. *** > and you will be free to go
(omg lol, trying to ransom me in a pod??! While he's warped to a safe spot somewhere?)
*** > i'm just telling u the damages *** > whicjh must be repiaded Jalec Creed > you're bolstering threats. Jalec Creed > and im not impressed. *** > no thread just your bill
(note the spelling error lol)
Jalec Creed > nor in fear or feeling needy to pay you Jalec Creed > enjoy your future actions. *** > you will be sorry Jalec Creed > hardly. *** > we wil post your bill with concord. Jalec Creed > concord. Jalec Creed > yeah. Jalec Creed > right.
That just topped it for me - this guy atually threatened to launch concord on me. Thats new to me
Anyway - today was fun. I hope you liked this lil convo. Noobs are fun.
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Kittsa Twilight
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.18 04:26:00 -
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ROFL! I'm not a pirate, yet these death threats and convos are so friggen hilrious.
Almost makes me feel like trying piracy out.
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar UK Corp Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.18 05:15:00 -
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Originally by: Haleuth This ones allways good for a good old hoot, enjoy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4061498523327993113&q=eve
I am absolutely speechless. While I am not a fan of you piratey folks I wish to congratulate all of you for causing the best part of a diet cola to come rocketing out of my nose splattering my laptop screen and keyboard...especially this:
"You wanna come out and box!"
It really burned on the way out too
Pirates of Eve---sorting the gene pool one nitwit at a time....and by the way-to the Vaga pilot a corpmate and I engaged tonight...good fight ya scurvy dog!
A non-pirate yarrrr to you all
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Xendie
Forsaken Empire
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Posted - 2006.12.18 05:24:00 -
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the really really sad thing is that all these idiots actually think they mean what they say.
they think that you will be afraid of a random merc corp, that you will be afraid of random alliance, they really mean it with the butcher knife and your mom and stuff like that.
sad ppl.
Quote: Nertzius > having fun being incompetitent?
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Breed Love
FATAL REVELATIONS
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Posted - 2006.12.18 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: Splatface 2006.11.30 16:05 Hey biatch, My husband has been coming home smelling of sex for a while, and as I suspected it, he was getting his pants off with another woman. I told him that unless he gave me her name I would leave him. Unfortunatley he was blown up while in mid conversation with me, and the only part of the name was Splat.... I am sorry if you are not the woman he was slipping his sausage into, but if it was you then Im gonna come gank your sorry ass. His name was ******* . Oh and by the way he had a very rare form of cooties, which results in all your pubic hair turning an illuminous green colour, and you will also grow magic mushrooms in your armpits! To avoid certain death, after which I'll feed your corpse to the one-eyed carpet munchers from Orvolle asteroid belt 2, you must pay me the sum of 30 million isk to cover the cost of my anguish and stress. Hope you will see sense. Out.
omfg this is the funniest **** i read on these forums in the last week.
Originally by: Wrangler We don't want to discriminate anyone! We want *both* anti-social *and* social players to grief each other!
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Veto1024
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Posted - 2006.12.19 02:05:00 -
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You guys make not being a pirate very hard. I want my share of death threats! :(
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