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Deus Ex'Machina
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.12.23 05:02:00 -
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After an ample discussion with my corporation members , and after all the various problems that I would encounter where filtered, analyzed and dissected mercilessly, I have decided to proclaim myself the new ruler of the Amarrian Empire!
And with my reign, I will end all problems that the proud Amarrian people now encounter, like howitzers on their pew-pew ships, genitalia shaped vessels, lack of a centralised amarrian trade hub and many, many more. And for this I will devote all the resources needed and available to our proud people.
Projects in the slave-brainstorming-cells:
-Ownership of all T2 BPO's by any and all means possible, will be one of our nations long term goals. If this is carried out to the letter, we will have supreme domination over the location, direction and volume of the isk-flow, thus an unbreakable grip on the universe. Nothing and no one, except a rampart developer, will be able to tilt our nations true place in the universe as the most influential race.
-Technological leaks to the minmatar. Due to their lack of real power, brain cells and midslots fewer and fewer minmatar rebels are leaving the relative safety of their home worlds fearing the amarrian proud pirates that wtfpwn & wtfpodd them with ships 1% their counterparts market value. These technological leaks won't make the rebels dangerous enough to pose a real threat to our holy warriors, it will just give them an incentive to leave the protected high sectors and venture into the unknown. This wave of brave new rebels will probably become cannon fodder for our rookie pilots to train against, giving them a much needed way of testing their skills in real combat situations. The particular tech will probably be the +1 midslot-without-drawback-to-all-ships tech that we've been secretly researching.
And many, many more other improvements to our glorious nation in both the esthetic appeal and the role our holy ships have in combat , battling the heretics.
All my fellow corporation members have given me a hearty thumbs-up and are in full support of my history-in-the-making proclamation. I humbly await your opinions and suggestions.
Sig removed, please keep it within the 400x120 pixel and 24,000 byte limits, email [email protected] if you have any questions - Xorus I tried to look too far ahead And saw the road go to my past instead |
Drokar Gazer
Elite United Corp Antigo Dominion
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Posted - 2006.12.23 05:05:00 -
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Good luck with that.
________________________________________ Drokar Gazer
Not the sig your looking for. Move along.
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Kate Nexus
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Posted - 2006.12.23 05:12:00 -
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will there be punch and pie?
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Talthrus
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.23 05:56:00 -
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Uhh? ----------------------
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N Solarz
Caldari FIRMA Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.12.23 06:19:00 -
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i thought Tyrrax was the Amarr Queen?
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Kldraina
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Posted - 2006.12.23 06:52:00 -
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There is little point in acquiring T2 BPOs for most shield systems. Amarrians have no need for such pitiful systems, and those who rely upon them will quickly learn the folley of their ways. The mere implication that Amarr need such worthless blueprints is a sign that you lack proper faith.
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Juranth Narath
Amarr Harvest System Eden's Fire
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Posted - 2006.12.23 06:57:00 -
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I will accept your offer, but only on the account that everyone is issued 3 free cookies every week. And milk too, there will be no skimping of the milk to wash the delectable cookie taste down. --- Insert witty comment here.
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Xanteria Moon
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:15:00 -
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this gave me a good laugh. ^_^;;
Beauty is Deadly.... |
Fester Addams
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:25:00 -
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Like Drokar Gazer said, good luck with that.
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Deus Ex'Machina
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.12.23 07:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kldraina There is little point in acquiring T2 BPOs for most shield systems. Amarrians have no need for such pitiful systems, and those who rely upon them will quickly learn the folley of their ways. The mere implication that Amarr need such worthless blueprints is a sign that you lack proper faith.
Ah! But here lies the trick , we don't use them , we hide them from the rest of the shield users , for ever. We may consider selling some copies at BPO prices later.
Our god will forgive my nontraditional Amarrian philosophy implementations for these are meant to buff our elite to the highest levels imaginable.
Quote: I will accept your offer, but only on the account that everyone is issued 3 free cookies every week. And milk too, there will be no skimping of the milk to wash the delectable cookie taste down.
Milk, cookies and ratios of free blueprint copies from our vaults ( but this in due time ) will be given to the Amarrians from the high society as per popular request.
The in-coronation ceremony date has not been set yet. The time and place may have major consequences if not though out properly.
I tried to look too far ahead And saw the road go to my past instead |
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Kadarin
Wolfenrecon Center for Disease Creation
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Posted - 2006.12.23 10:30:00 -
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Originally by: N Solarz i thought Tyrrax was the Amarr Queen?
Well, one thing we know for certain is that Backdoor Bandit is definitely the Minmatar Queen...
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Grez
Minmatar The Raven Warriors
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Posted - 2006.12.23 10:32:00 -
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But can you boost Amarr? ---
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Brother Tycho
Amarr Shadows of the Dead Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.23 12:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kadarin
Originally by: N Solarz i thought Tyrrax was the Amarr Queen?
Well, one thing we know for certain is that Backdoor Bandit is definitely the Minmatar Queen...
lolnope Tyrrax was demoted to princess when he lost the Impoc. It's great being Amarr, aint it? --------------------------------
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Xedrik
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.12.29 00:09:00 -
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Only if I get to be the king!
Then I'm cool!
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Ianwrym
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Posted - 2006.12.29 00:11:00 -
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I'm ok with that, as long as i'm the Security Chief, then me and the security guards will wtfpwn all non-believers in frigates!
Muahahahah. Hail Zeon!.....erm...i mean Deus Ex'Machina!
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Jowen Datloran
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2006.12.29 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: Kate Nexus will there be punch and pie?
Maybe there will be a punch from PIE. ---------------- Mr. Science & Trade Institute |
WidgySoft
Amarr Chipshop Cult
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Posted - 2006.12.29 00:57:00 -
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nope won't do, remember we lost a war to the jove empire. Owning all the T2 BPO's will go some way but the Jove's will still out do us.
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Kaden Seer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.12.30 08:03:00 -
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I remember that note in the game Deus Ex in which a 8 year old declared himself king of the world, hey I actually found it :
"A Lesson for Our President Family News Network - Dave Wary Editorial
When the other kids on my block elected me King of the World, a political office open (thankfully) only to eight-year-olds, I moved quickly to consolidate my power. I declared that all subsequent elections were forbidden, that the office of King was reserved to me and my descendants for all eternity.
I don't remember what morsels of political philosophy were hurled at me. "That ain't fair!" perhaps, or "You can't do that!"
My rebuttal? "Yes I can. I'm King."
All subsequent debate involved rocks. Even Gretchen, green-eyed lovely Gretchen, held me pinned to the ground as the others asserted their own right to the throne with whatever stones happened to be within easy reach.
With a 35 percent approval rating after the U.N. funding fiasco, President Mead should reflect that these children - and millions of other free thinkers - have reached voting age.
Who wants to cast the first stone?"
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2006.12.31 02:08:00 -
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Hey, uh, queen I have just one question.
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
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Posted - 2006.12.31 02:17:00 -
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You are Khanid.
That places a bit of a hurdle in your way as far as gaining the Court's acceptance is concerned.
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Victor Vision
Central Intelligence Service
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Posted - 2006.12.31 04:07:00 -
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Edited by: Victor Vision on 31/12/2006 04:07:02
Originally by: WidgySoft nope won't do, remember we lost a war to the jove empire. Owning all the T2 BPO's will go some way but the Jove's will still out do us.
Shocking.
You believe that propaganda that drunken minmatar slaves are spreading?
Why do you think the Jove fled to their territory and removed the gates and have been hiding there ever since?
Because we won against them, of course.
In my business there is no black, nor white. Just a million different shades of grey. |
Duck Andcover
Don't be Alarmed
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Posted - 2006.12.31 04:29:00 -
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Edited by: Duck Andcover on 31/12/2006 04:29:02 I am fascinated by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Arbitrus
SPARTAN Peacekeeping Force Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.31 04:44:00 -
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Edited by: Arbitrus on 31/12/2006 04:44:57 Hah! The Ammar won that battle? thats funny. SO funny that the demotion of those ammarian commanders families was fake too right? the loss of ALL those beautifle Apocs and such was all a lie? prefabricated by the minmatar? If thats so, then I am the Ammarian Races true savior, come to tell you your a fool. and the reason the jove blew up their gates? simple, your not worthy. why else?
----------------------------------------------- I still dont see how these donuts still taste good in all this ambiotic fluid...... |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.31 04:54:00 -
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the roleplaying forums are here
knock yourself out there __________________________ Why babelfish is bad mmm k "which the night do not expect that it calls the primary education before becoming deformed inside" |
Alty MacAlterson
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2006.12.31 17:27:00 -
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This is sheer lunacy?
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Xanmorn
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.12.31 21:45:00 -
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Originally by: Deus Ex'Machina After an ample discussion with my corporation members , and after all the various problems that I would encounter where filtered, analyzed and dissected mercilessly, I have decided to proclaim myself the new ruler of the Amarrian Empire!
And with my reign, I will end all problems that the proud Amarrian people now encounter, like howitzers on their pew-pew ships, genitalia shaped vessels, lack of a centralised amarrian trade hub and many, many more. And for this I will devote all the resources needed and available to our proud people.
Projects in the slave-brainstorming-cells:
-Ownership of all T2 BPO's by any and all means possible, will be one of our nations long term goals. If this is carried out to the letter, we will have supreme domination over the location, direction and volume of the isk-flow, thus an unbreakable grip on the universe. Nothing and no one, except a rampart developer, will be able to tilt our nations true place in the universe as the most influential race.
-Technological leaks to the minmatar. Due to their lack of real power, brain cells and midslots fewer and fewer minmatar rebels are leaving the relative safety of their home worlds fearing the amarrian proud pirates that wtfpwn & wtfpodd them with ships 1% their counterparts market value. These technological leaks won't make the rebels dangerous enough to pose a real threat to our holy warriors, it will just give them an incentive to leave the protected high sectors and venture into the unknown. This wave of brave new rebels will probably become cannon fodder for our rookie pilots to train against, giving them a much needed way of testing their skills in real combat situations. The particular tech will probably be the +1 midslot-without-drawback-to-all-ships tech that we've been secretly researching.
And many, many more other improvements to our glorious nation in both the esthetic appeal and the role our holy ships have in combat , battling the heretics.
All my fellow corporation members have given me a hearty thumbs-up and are in full support of my history-in-the-making proclamation. I humbly await your opinions and suggestions.
/signed
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TheFirstInquisitor
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Posted - 2007.01.01 00:55:00 -
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Consider it my new years resolution to kick your ammar arse...
Jk, good luck, but the minmatar will want there freedom, capeishe?
Note to all, What I say may be infact of a more humorous tone than comes accross. |
ReePeR McAllem
Amarr The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.01.01 01:01:00 -
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Originally by: TheFirstInquisitor
Jk, good luck, but the minmatar will want there freedom, capeishe?
Not going to happen, they are our eternal slaves!
"The superior Amarr technology swept all Minmatar armed forces away" |
Amarria Lightwielder
N.A.G.A Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.01 01:53:00 -
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Sorry, spot already taken. And you're not even a true Amarr, pft. --
-- Sound in EVE |
Draem
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Posted - 2007.01.01 05:21:00 -
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I disagree with racial slavery wrong. Discrimination is unneeded.
Slavery through conquest, slavery of the crippled, stupid, or poor, however... Enslave the poor and homeless. It solves their problems! Why should they whine, they get meal(s) every day, some type of garment, shelter, and a solid line of work. Enslave those who are conquered. This will halt rebellion and insure domestic safety. Enslave the stupid and crippled. Under any circumstance, these must NOT be bred. In order to purify humanity, the noble and clean Amarr (and us Caldari!) must be dominant, of course. You can breed slaves, for who else will haul the large blocks of tritanium while we use the cranes to haul the lighter, easier to move materials? Breeding cripples and stupid is a backstep. They will defile our slave stock and give us more work towards purity. The stupid can't even pronounce 'god' much less worship it!
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