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XY1983
Posthuman Society
SRS.
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Posted - 2011.12.11 23:39:00 -
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As what can be described as one of the most cunning acts of theft ever in Eve's history; CAAN0N / The Corrupted stole a staggering 1.5 bil isk worth of ships and mods (about 63 USD). Then this link was sent to all corp members http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9369/dundogood.jpg breaking the spirit of the entire corp, we all drank the kowl-aid, and took the POD express back to Amarr.
So, in summary; "CAAN0N" and "The Corrupted" (same dudes) beware.
Love Peace and give me back Lucy, my lucky exotic dancer, I feel so alone! |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
151
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Posted - 2011.12.11 23:49:00 -
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Who's Wormhole Thief and what's his strike again? |
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
149
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Posted - 2011.12.11 23:57:00 -
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What corp would be stupid enough to employ someone called "Wormhole Thief" anyway?
Lady Spank for C&P moderator. |
XY1983
Posthuman Society
SRS.
4
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:03:00 -
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Every time you miss read my post a butterfly commits suicide. - 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback **** law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
412
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:08:00 -
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Well that clears up Wormhole Thief, but whats all this about a Miss Read now?
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ Those that can, do. Those that can't, cry on the forums. ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
XY1983
Posthuman Society
SRS.
4
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:13:00 -
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"Oh bliss, bliss and heaven... Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh... And then, a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now... I knew such lovely pictures" |
CAAN0N
Posthuman Society
SRS.
0
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:16:00 -
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I would like to contest these charges on the grounds that I didn't do this. why are you trying to make me into some kind of scape goat? |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
151
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:29:00 -
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What the hell's kowl-aid? |
XY1983
Posthuman Society
SRS.
5
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:35:00 -
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Always happy to help, what is kowl-aid you ask, well its a generic brand of kool-aid, originally a Kraftbrand's product. Its a beverage that the whole family can enjoy. "Kool Your Day, OH YEAH" |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:41:00 -
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Cowl-Aid is a traditional Amarr delicacy.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ Those that can, do. Those that can't, cry on the forums. ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
152
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Posted - 2011.12.12 00:54:00 -
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XY1983 wrote:Always happy to help, what is kowl-aid you ask, well its a generic brand of kool-aid, originally a Kraftbrand's product. Its a beverage that the whole family can enjoy. "Kool Your Day, OH YEAH"
Does it also have a wall crushing mascot? |
Minigin
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
19
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:00:00 -
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i happen to know caan0n very well and you sir ar obviously a liar.
caan0n is a man of impecble character and he would never associate himself with 'the corrupted' or any other satanic entity.
repent your sins now. jesus is love. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
152
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:02:00 -
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Minigin wrote:i happen to know caan0n very well and you sir ar obviously a liar.
caan0n is a man of impecble character and he would never associate himself with 'the corrupted' or any other satanic entity.
repent your sins now. jesus is love.
You know it's true because someone else said it |
Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
310
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:21:00 -
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CAAN0N is a shining angel of trustworthiness and honesty.
I once mined Technetium with him. True story.
I once asked him for his faction Vindicator as collateral against the command ship he was also giving me, so that I could fit it with the T2 rig that he gave me as well. He obliged, I fitted the rig, and returned both. He is as innocent as a lamb and twice as harmless.
The Corrupted sounds like a real ******* and I can hardly imagine how they could be the same person. Your accusations are base, cruel, and unfounded, and it hurts me deeply that you would take out your own frustrations on a boy who doesn't even know enough about the game yet to know that you shouldn't fly a shield fit Vigilant with Slaves. |
Otocinclus
FODT
5
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:23:00 -
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Caan0n and I once made passionate love to each other, and he called me in the morning. True story. |
XY1983
Posthuman Society
SRS.
5
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:24:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak9QOYTlGDQ bro lol, i don't doubt your friendship, hey, is that you in the fleet window? |
Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
310
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:26:00 -
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XY1983 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak9QOYTlGDQ bro lol, i don't doubt your friendship, hey, is that you in the fleet window?
That is indeed me. You can hear Caan0n's voice in the background. His snow-white innocence shines through like a beacon. That is the voice of a man who wouldn't steal an envelope from an ATM. |
CAAN0N
Posthuman Society
SRS.
1
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:30:00 -
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In home town I am also well known for helping old people cross the street. |
veshna wildsun
Zombie Horde
4
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:36:00 -
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I for one am tired of people being slandered and maligned with no reasonable evidence. If you have ever asked yourself how the ***** came to power, this is it. |
Alara IonStorm
601
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:37:00 -
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CAAN0N wrote:In home town I am also well known for helping old people cross the street.
I am just goin to say it.
CAAN0N for Sainthood.
I will call the Vatican.
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XY1983
Posthuman Society
SRS.
5
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:49:00 -
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the corp
Not a turret was stirring, not even a torp;
The silos were hung by the POS with care,
In hopes that St. CAAN0N soon would be there;
The Tengu's were nestled all snug in their S.M.A. beds,
While visions of killing sleeper danced in their KYA3000 filled heads;
And mamma in her kronos, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long down time nap,
When out on the k162 there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the keyboard to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows 7 I flew like a flash,
Tore past the shuttles and threw up the ...... |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
415
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:52:00 -
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Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about thine honour, and sometimes voices.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ Those that can, do. Those that can't, cry on the forums. ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Jack Miton
Lapse Of Sanity
Narwhals Ate My Duck
15
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:55:00 -
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XY1983 wrote:As what can be described as one of the most cunning acts of theft ever in Eve's history; CAAN0N / The Corrupted stole a staggering 1.5 bil isk worth of ships and mods (about 63 USD)
has 1.5bil ever been a 'staggering' amount? :S
i have single modules worth more than that....
if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.
also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy. |
CAAN0N
Posthuman Society
SRS.
2
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:55:00 -
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XY1983 wrote:
The Tengu's were nestled all snug in their S.M.A. beds.
shouldn't you log in your Tengus?
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CAAN0N
Posthuman Society
SRS.
2
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Posted - 2011.12.12 01:58:00 -
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Jack Miton wrote:
if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.
also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy.
three things;
1 - Hi?
2 - sarcasm
3 - cool i am? always wanted to be loved
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Bryan Havoc
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
1
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Posted - 2011.12.12 04:10:00 -
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Caan0n is a saint that is beyond reproach!
Just last month I let him babysit my daughter and he didn't even make a pass at her.
True story!
Additionally, I have loaned him my Dwarven Armor Set that i usually fit on my Bhaalgorn multiple times and he has always given it back. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
153
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Posted - 2011.12.12 04:20:00 -
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Bryan Havoc wrote:Caan0n is a saint that is beyond reproach!
Just last month I let him babysit my daughter and he didn't even make a pass at her.
True story!
Additionally, I have loaned him my Dwarven Armor Set that i usually fit on my Bhaalgorn multiple times and he has always given it back.
It's all true, he is a saint and I'd trust him with my kids but the government keeps taking them away :( |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
145
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Posted - 2011.12.12 07:07:00 -
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Jack Miton wrote:has 1.5bil ever been a 'staggering' amount? :S
i have single modules worth more than that....
if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.
also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy.
I agree. I'm aware of some much larger wormhole alliance thefts that never made the news. Bragging about this one is just disappointing. |
Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis
Moar Tears
310
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Posted - 2011.12.12 07:54:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:Jack Miton wrote:has 1.5bil ever been a 'staggering' amount? :S
i have single modules worth more than that....
if you live is an WH and think 1.5bil is a lot, youre doing something terrible wrong.
also, CAAN0N is a well known griefer so this isnt really news worthy. I agree. I'm aware of some much larger wormhole alliance thefts that never made the news. Bragging about this one is just disappointing.
CAAN0N cannot brag about something he didn't do, and even if he did, he's not the one who started this thread.
Shame on you. |
czMulti
Posthuman Society
SRS.
1
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Posted - 2011.12.12 08:01:00 -
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Just FYI old CAAN0N owner retired for about half a year, gave account to this dickhead :)
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