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Marine03112
Minmatar Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.02 00:20:00 -
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Well since i really am not a pirate so to speak i dont get alot of these. But if i catch some idiot cruising around in a hauler that is not + to bob well i shoot it. I had one dude in a bestower in fountain jump in as i was just about to jump out. I wasnt really paying attention, I was like wtf so i gave chase. He didnt have instas lol. I proceeded to scramble and shoot him in me crow. Needless to say he had some decent gear in his can after he went pop. Since i am at work i dont have the exact quote but he said I will hunt you down and make your life miserable in eve lol. Another fun quote also is this one UH BUBBLE and All. Then he died a wickedly cruel death to my sabre. Killing time at work and seeing that this might get some good looks and seeing other peoples hate mail. Funny stuff that people take this stuff so seriously.
Marine.
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
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Posted - 2007.01.02 00:39:00 -
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Quote: 2006.12.03 00:43 Mistake one. Attacking me. Mistake two. Blowing me up. You and your friend are now being targeted by my corp. Count the days.
We waited. He has not logged in since.
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Verone
Veto.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 00:47:00 -
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Linkage
VETO FOR HIRE
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Damien Smith
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.01.02 01:07:00 -
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This guy took having his mission probed really badly...
He sent me my first ever hate mail, shortly followed by this thread appearing. ----------- Join channel 'Turby' or die! (bring pie) I <3 carebears on toast ^^ - Xorus I'll trade you some carebears for some sheep -Tirg
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kublai
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2007.01.02 01:11:00 -
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That no no word for female genitalia repeated over a *great* deal of eve mails quite literally thousands of times, pluss a few death treaths, treaths of sexual abuse etc from the same guy...I killed his newbie ship at a gate.
In the end, I believe he got banned for the hate mails, the peak was explaining how he would trace my location and in great detail elaborated the nature of my murder.
And people ask me why I pirate?
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Rico Naginata
Catalyst Reaction Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 01:47:00 -
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Rotring > hey Rico Naginata ur too smart for this game , why u dont try some clever ? like solitaire ! ? Rotring > after this u can put ur finger in ur nose
Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
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adrenaline junkie
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:20:00 -
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hatemail after zydrine scam of 20m
2006.12.18 21:43 i hope for ur sake thats a bug and not a market scam dude .... petition sent
this one is the most funny: i started up a corp, have let 1 member join, and when i saw i was getting nowhere with the corp i made that 1 member corpleader. this was his mail with the title: YOU ****
2006.12.22 13:44 And thx for settling me up with your corp, your a real ******* and i have petition it 2 ccp.
he didnt had the brains to know how to quit it
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Marine03112
Minmatar Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:22:00 -
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great stuff. I know people get frustrated with what happens in game but taking things to personal thats when you know you are dealing with a nut so to speak. Cmon its a game.IF i do something stupid i take a break from eve and come back when i feel better.
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mazzilliu
Caldari Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:26:00 -
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i wuld post the best hatemail i got but i would get a forum warning.
it was a gem though, and im saving it forever and ever.
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Stakhanov
Gallente Newbies On Xstacy
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Posted - 2007.01.02 03:04:00 -
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Originally by: Damien Smith This guy took having his mission probed really badly...
He sent me my first ever hate mail, shortly followed by this thread appearing.
Best thread ever.
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red striike
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.01.02 03:47:00 -
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im going to be a pirate.... semms like a good idea killing people for money
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pushdogg
Minmatar The BlackSail Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.02 04:44:00 -
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everytime i see that sig^^^, i laugh histerically, am i wrong for that? best sig ever:)
Originally by: Soul Harvestor You're an idiot.
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JoeT
Amarr Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2007.01.02 05:16:00 -
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Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59 You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:) --- If i'm posting on the forums, it's mostly cause i'm at work :D
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 05:25:00 -
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Originally by: pushdogg everytime i see that sig^^^, i laugh histerically, am i wrong for that?
His sig has been nerfed and I'll never get to see it.
I've allready posted my hatemail in another thread but all hatemail and post gank chatter will consist of these things.
1.Extensive use of the words Cats(think hard),Noobs,F*g, the occasional racial slur (especially if you play as a brutor).
2. Stating how the gankee is so much smarter than the ganker.
3. Meaningless Death threats.
4.Failure to acknowledge any and all forms of logic.
5.Their multiple friends with capital ships (usually non existant)
6.Talk about quitting eve and grieftactics
Same old same old. Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 05:27:00 -
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Originally by: JoeT Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59 You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:)
No shame in running from a ganksquad in the end you still have your ship and that is all that matters (not saying that said ganksquad ever came) Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Avoid
Gallente Omniscient Order The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.01.02 07:39:00 -
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Smtg like these 2
"You are so banned.. a bs cant move that fast... you are cheating.... im going to petition you for cheating.. im making it right now, hope you have enjoyed your times in this game cause they are about to end"
"Im going to make it my primery goal in this game, to get you banned for useing exploits"
From the same guy. I killed hes occator, he warped 0 to the gate but i bumped him before he jumped. He died and lost stuff for around 430m, and i looted stuff for 300m. inc. the best cloak in game.
So you could say he had a reason for beeing abit ****ed :) Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content - Cortes "Here was the brand of the cigerates i smoke"
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Marcathonas
The Splinter Syndicate SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 10:11:00 -
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Originally by: Avoid Smtg like these 2
"You are so banned.. a bs cant move that fast... you are cheating.... im going to petition you for cheating.. im making it right now, hope you have enjoyed your times in this game cause they are about to end"
"Im going to make it my primery goal in this game, to get you banned for useing exploits"
I was going to post mine, but this just wins
"YOU KILLED ME! YOU *MUST* BE USING HAX BECAUSE IM SO DAMN UBER"
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Stormhold
FinFleet Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.02 10:50:00 -
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Edited by: Stormhold on 02/01/2007 10:50:12 Personally the best one I've gotten is following. Not because of it's contents, but because I don't know any language which uses cyrillic letters even a bit. I was bit like "huh?" when I got it.
2006.01.01 00:57 Ну ты и ламеруля, только на капсулы нападать и можешь, ссыкло
Well, not even a bit as funny as most posted here anyway :)
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Dario Wall
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Damien Smith This guy took having his mission probed really badly...
He sent me my first ever hate mail, shortly followed by this thread appearing.
Ah man... I nearly spit my milk out when I read hisfirst post in that. I can't believe people can actually be that stupid sometimes...
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ArtemisEntreri
Turbulent Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 11:02:00 -
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Originally by: Stormhold Edited by: Stormhold on 02/01/2007 10:50:12 Personally the best one I've gotten is following. Not because of it's contents, but because I don't know any language which uses cyrillic letters even a bit. I was bit like "huh?" when I got it.
2006.01.01 00:57 Ну ты и ламеруля, только на капсулы нападать и можешь, ссыкло
Well, not even a bit as funny as most posted here anyway :)
It's russian and it says "Well you and lamerulya, only the capsules attack can, ssyklo" according to babelfish, I think lamerulya is the name of the other pilot with you? nd ssyklo is a swear word
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Stormhold
FinFleet Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.02 11:58:00 -
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Originally by: ArtemisEntreri
Originally by: Stormhold Edited by: Stormhold on 02/01/2007 10:50:12 Personally the best one I've gotten is following. Not because of it's contents, but because I don't know any language which uses cyrillic letters even a bit. I was bit like "huh?" when I got it.
2006.01.01 00:57 Ну ты и ламеруля, только на капсулы нападать и можешь, ссыкло
Well, not even a bit as funny as most posted here anyway :)
It's russian and it says "Well you and lamerulya, only the capsules attack can, ssyklo" according to babelfish, I think lamerulya is the name of the other pilot with you? nd ssyklo is a swear word
Nah, I was alone and podded him (afking?) at a gate. I did run babelfish myself and I actually later asked some friendly red alliance guys what it means. It basically means what it pretty much translates to iirc - "You're a lamer and can only attack pods", so nothing really especially funny itself.
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Shorty Life
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:40:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: JoeT Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59 You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:)
No shame in running from a ganksquad in the end you still have your ship and that is all that matters (not saying that said ganksquad ever came)
I stayed logged in all night and said gank fleet never showed.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Shorty Life
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: JoeT Not to sure, but i got this one from some RA Noob
2007.01.02 03:59 You simply remind usual a dog which actually is able to bite, let is sick, but you as a dog forget, that there will be also that who to you will give a kick, for your stings, as though to you the ridge has not broken this kick. In fact еси will arrive our fighting gang, you as a dog will put the tail between the legs and will run away.:)
No shame in running from a ganksquad in the end you still have your ship and that is all that matters (not saying that said ganksquad ever came)
I stayed logged in all night and said gank fleet never showed.
They never do unless you shoot a mining barge Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Alumion
Amarr Dragons of the Twilight Sun
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:53:00 -
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I got this yesterday when me and a corpmate killed a Moa piloted by a few weeks old pilot with our frigates in deep lowsec. (We both were younger than his char)
2007.01.01 10:38 you pick on th week in there own space and for that i will get a pettiont to have you banned fromn the game so block that ------ An average Apocalypse has 737 times the momentum of a cruising boeing 737. Coincidence? |
Katamarino
Blazing Angels Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:54:00 -
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After attempting to ransom a noob Domi for a reasonable 25m (yes, before I joined BRUCE ;)):
2006.04.30 09:52 you wanted 25mio now you get 10mio for WANTED only DEAD
Yup, on the bounty it went
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.02 13:56:00 -
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Originally by: Katamarino After attempting to ransom a noob Domi for a reasonable 25m (yes, before I joined BRUCE ;)):
2006.04.30 09:52 you wanted 25mio now you get 10mio for WANTED only DEAD
Yup, on the bounty it went
Did you pop him for not paying Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin
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Kelron Queldine
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.01.02 14:24:00 -
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I've had surprisingly little smack considering the number of players I've killed in belts or by assorted tricks.
One of the best comes from my early days of pirating in a Moa. I'd attacked a young player ratting in an Incursus, and deactivated my guns and convoed him when he was in structure, asking for a whole 50k in ransom I'm still not sure what happened, but maybe one of my last shots was a wrecking, and he blew up. He then got somewhat angry at me, because apparently he didn't get the ransom message until he was dead, and we had a long and amusing conversation, which ended up with my corpmate giving him money for being entertaining. I don't think I have the chatlog anymore, but he gave me this gem of an insult: "Saggy-ringed coke can lover"
I also received this message while stealing ore with my alt, from someone who's unanchored sec can I'd just nicked: 2006.08.06 20:04 You owe Corsaedus Ent. A very lot of Money. Once you have refined the ore I have spent so long mining... you can transfer the money to my acount... Name = Demik Corsaedus.
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Druid R
Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.02 15:48:00 -
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WTF man, why the eff did you effing blow up my effing ship you little effer! I effing hate your effing guts and hope that you effing die! I am a noobie noob and your a meany pirate, you're effed up in the head. I hope that my effing Coalition mates effing kill you! I effing hope that I can eat your effing children, and then eat their effing children. You effing owe me effing 2 million for blowing up my effing ship you effer. I am writing an effing IOU until you effing pay me the eff back you effer. I hope you effing get effed and effing roast in effing hell you mother effer. Eff you and your effing effed effer corporation and allaince...
changed language so the filter didnt explode
fun fun fun :)
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Myriad Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 17:06:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 02/01/2007 17:08:30 Often times i like to Hunt Baiters in my extra time on eve. Basically when i find a baiter dropping cans for 1st day newbies taht don't know better then to take from cans they dont' know i steal from the can in my Imicus "Gallente Astrometrics Ship", since few people consider them a threat most will fire on them. 9 times out of 10 if they're in a frigate i pwn them with my Imicus. Sometimes they're in bigger then frigates so i come back in something bigger and crush them. Most of the kills are pretty nice guys, however 2 particular times come to my mind for funny post-kill convos.
1st: I find a guy baiting newbs in a Destroyer "with help of incursus" at one of the newbie deadspace areas of Kisogo. I open the container, lose a Bantam, and come back in my Sensor boosted raven. Outcome was quite predictable. I convoed him and it went something along these lines
DubanFP> Heh, should check who you attack before you attack them. In case you haven't figured it out yet i'm a Baiter-Hunter. XXXXX> OMG YOUR SUCH A N00B! You're so cheap you needed a raven to kill my destroyer DubanFP> This coming from a guy who kills 1st day newbies in ibises with his destroyer. XXXXX> Come back in something i can fight you newb! XXXXX> and i was afk when you came back and killed me, i coulda escaped if i wasn't afk. DubanFP> riiight XXXXX> no really you never woulda caught me. "15+ minutes later i see his destroyer and suicide my raven to kill it, he tried to open convo but i blocked him. 20 mil loss for me is totally worth a ****ed off newb baiter :-)"
2nd: Another time after killing one of these newbs in a Vexor with my rupture I started a convo that went sort of like this
DubanFP> Should be more careful who you shoot, in case you haven't figured it out yet i'm not a newb and I hunt baiters like you :-). X2> oh, yeah you just wait, i'll come back and kill you when "when being the key word here" I get my raven. DubanFP> i'll be waiting in my Huginn for you "undocks Recon Cruiser to prove i'm not bluffing" X2> Oh i'll get my corpmates down here and pwn you. We'll see how you fair against our T1 frig swarm! "This guy had been in a 30 man several month old corp for maybe all of 7 days" X2> you'll be just like Randomdude1, wasn't so high and mighty after we showed up and killed his raven! DubanFP> Threatening a ship with webifier and Target painter bonuses with a frig gang eh "i don't use TP bonus but they don't know that" X2> youll be sorry then ect ect ect A month or two later i'm still waiting for that frig gang. I like my newb frigs extra crispy :-). __________________________ Why babelfish is bad mmm k "which the night do not expect that it calls the primary education before becoming deformed inside" |
Callistus
Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.02 18:21:00 -
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Smacktalk through an online translator is always interesting.
Tino4ka > stupped idiot Tino4ka > лут собирай Tino4ka > Coreli LOXI abubp > в тс abubp > ты в тс зайти можеш Tino4ka > Coreli nast die Tino4ka > suxx Tino4ka > You poor dirty vermins will die everything, buy to yourself a sweet and suck Ex TraitoR > All the same more be able nothing --------------
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