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goodlady Smith
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.02 20:09:06 -
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goodlady Smith
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Posted - 2015.11.03 00:39:21 -
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People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
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goodlady Smith
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Posted - 2015.11.03 18:42:26 -
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"True happiness is singing at the top of your lungs in your car while the people in the car next to you are staring" - Amanda
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goodlady Smith
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.04 18:47:15 -
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Quote: I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. GÇöLeonardo da Vinci
Joke: A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2015.11.05 02:07:50 -
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Thread has been moved to Out of Pod Experience.
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goodlady Smith
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.05 18:45:22 -
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Quote: If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. GÇöAndy Rooney
Joke:
Q. When do vampires like horse racing? A. When it's neck and neck.
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2015.11.07 00:10:13 -
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Dude, your avatar needs a P.R. consultant or a professional makeover. I was smiling until I looked at that mopey bedraggled depressing thing.
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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goodlady Smith
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.07 04:06:43 -
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Quote:
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. -- Hubert Humphrey
Joke: Q: What's a toilet's favorite game? A: Call of Doodie
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goodlady Smith
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.07 22:28:36 -
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Quote: Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.
Pope Paul VI
Joke:
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/cowjokes.html
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goodlady Smith
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.08 21:52:38 -
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Whatever the mind of man can conceve And believe it can achieve - Napoleon Hill
Q: What do the Republican primaries and the Duggars have in common? A: They both have 19 kids and counting
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Jenshae Chiroptera
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Posted - 2015.11.08 22:43:04 -
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"Nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed." - Winston Churchill
"Smile," they said, "Life could be worse." So, I did and it was.
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goodlady Smith
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.10 08:42:09 -
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GÇ£Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.GÇ¥ GÇò Michael Jordan
Q: WhatGÇÖs a light-year? A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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goodlady Smith
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Posted - 2015.11.13 07:53:47 -
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"There's a reason the blaster taranis is flown by mental cases. Fear is a handicap when you're travelling at 4km/s in a metal death tube with thin walls and three small nuclear devices strapped to the outside. Should you survive for more than two seconds inside web range, the poor sap you fire those blasters at is seriously going to regret not having a web/tank/neut/whatever as you rip his face off at a close enough range to go through his pockets as you do it. The other outcome is that you wake up covered in slime wondering where the bus that hit you went. The taranis is a ship for angry men or people who prefer to deal in absolutes. None of that cissy boy, "we danced around a bit, shot some ammo then ran away LOL", or, "I couldn't break his tank so I left", crap. It goes like this: You fly Taranis. A fight starts. Someone dies. There is no other possibility." - Stuart Price.
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goodlady Smith
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Posted - 2015.11.16 09:31:22 -
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Funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhoLcsr8GA MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS genius
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goodlady Smith
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Posted - 2015.11.18 21:13:26 -
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You Should STOP drinking coffee if You chew on other people's fingernails. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You short out motion detectors. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. You help your dog chase its tail. All your kids are named "Joe". You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar." You get drunk just so you can sober up. You pour coffee on a choking victim because CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation." You can jump-start your car without cables. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You ski uphill. You walk ten miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You channel surf faster without a remote. You're so wired, your ears pick up AM radio. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. Your doctor tells you, your blood type is COFFEE The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You answer the door before people knock. Your morning cup of Coffee is so strong it wakes up the neighbors! You think on the eighth day God created coffee. You look at energy drinks and laugh really really loud!
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
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Posted - 2015.11.19 06:13:12 -
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goodlady Smith wrote: All your kids are named "Joe".
I shall name my kids Angry Joe and Other Joe.
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
When life gives you lemons, swap letters and poof: melons, solemn melons.
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.19 16:37:05 -
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What do you call a woman who catches butterflies?
Annette
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.
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