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DR HK
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:22:00 -
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Statement Im a new player but already some things have become painfully obvious this game has some very poor game mechanics and i have aways loved meatbag mechanics. Conjecture I realise that there is no other game out there that can offer me what EVE can so i will endeavor to player as i think the good if you can believe in good far outways the evil. Addendum Already though reading about and playing the game i have become aware of a few things: a)Poor programing b)The devs poor understanding of the meatbag condition/by condition i mean the meatbag overwhelming need to get bloody. c)My disire to see meatbags suffer. Analisis Gate camps/logoffski/and bugs that have not been fixed all add to the players suffering o how enjoy the suffering of meetabags but they are o so very predictable and there is nothing worse that a sloppy kill. Elaboration Gate camps-while it is fun to smash a unsuspecting passer by over the head untill his head resembles a over ripe fruit that has fallen form a tree and expoleded in sweet stickyness.I can not help but fell that this repetitive action is like Sir isaac newton discovering gravity and persistently telling himself how clever he is without realising the far grater potential of just watching fruit die. This is a very poor way to train a killer i concur and constantly killing easy tagets is only going to lead to a)The killer geting bored b)The killer geting lazy,to a true assassin the hunt is everything and the kill is to gravitate. c)The fruit thinking that while it enjoyed its high speed fall into sweet oblivious stickyness that it now has to wait to seed again before it can enjoy the wonderfull ripening again. This lead me to an nother obvious conclusion why would an assassin be firing doom and destrution at his only why out of this cold dark eternity i mean one stray rocket or lazer would destroy or damage the warpgate and all in the name of killig a shopkepper who has a love of sweet sticky apples.It is obvious that the game mechanics have been miss calibrated to alow such foolish behavour on a regular basis. Intersection And how does this baker,butcher and green grocer avoid this plundering of his famous wares he or she uses the russian tactic of logofski,this was first introduced by Stalin in the 1940's to stop Germany taking stalingrad.When the Germans attacked Stalin simply logged off and all the Germans where left with was alot of cold hard dead potatoes.This tactic is as old as the meatbag himself running away to a usless fearfull existance only to be killed later by his wife or son o such sweet betrayal.Yet again a miss calibration of meatbag mechanics on the programers. Articulated conculsion I can only concur that all meatbags in the above scenario and woefully lacking in intellect and should allbe PUT ON ICE as soon as possible it would give me such joy.The failure to comprehend the entire situation and reach the above understanding...leaves me somewhat safe in the knowlage that oneday that the meatbag race will be conquered by a far better and altogether more intelligent race. Reluctante Help It is easy to understand the meatbag machanics if you but but people in a possition they will react in one of three ways.The trick is to but meatbags in possition to which you know the majority will react.Unfortunately the game game developers do not understand meatbag mechanics and keep pushing the meatbag into the adove culdesac.This is somewhat compounded by the fact of most meatbags failure to understand the above thus exploiting others which leads to something much worse exploitation of themselves by themselves. I do hate to see assassins fail especially when they think the have succeeded o the misery could of been much longer much crueler much more satisfyng and most of all bloodier.
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: DR HK ..and there is nothing worse that a sloppy kill.
Yes, yes there is, and it is your writing "style".
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Bastogne
Caldari Merch Industrial
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:25:00 -
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Hey guy we have two or three threads going on about this right now. You should work on attention to detail.
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Happydayz
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:28:00 -
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Statement Grammar and proper sentence and paragraph structure are integral to English language expression. Conjecture You apparently lacked such training during your elementary school years Addendum Because of this you should become aware of a few things: a) your posts are extraordinarily difficult to read b) you have poor understanding of how to make posts on internet forums c) my desire for you to refrain from posting on eve-o in a similar manner Analisis The difficulty reading your posts will make it highly probable that no one will actually look them over Elaboration Cause srsly Intersection No, really duder, srsly Articulated conclusion Trapped in a bad post factory, send ha;lp!
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar LuthorCorp Combat Division
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:30:00 -
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Not to flame you but making it easier to read what you type is a good thing, more people will take the time to read it and reply.
Known Issues & Workarounds - The forum to fix the issues of Eve... Godhelp us if the Devs start trying to. |
Romeda
Minmatar Trojan industries
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:36:00 -
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I'm not sure how to respond to this... whats a meatbag?
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Nero Scuro
Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:43:00 -
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Don't RP in general discussion and then we'll take you seriously. ___
The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
Micia
Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:50:00 -
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Quote: c)The fruit thinking that while it enjoyed its high speed fall into sweet oblivious stickyness that it now has to wait to seed again before it can enjoy the wonderfull ripening again.
Requesting a re-clarification of the "meatbag condition", too. _______
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians do things with dignity Evanda Char > That's not what the last dessert trolley you visited said |
Tachy
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Happydayz [...]
Bashing rookies is not allowed by the forum rules.
Not everybody's first, second or third language is English. Bashing people for imperfect English is bad style and removes quite a lot of your credibility. Oh, and which of the 180 versions and dialects do you consider 'valid'?
You could have send him a correction or something like that. (Or posted it in case of the PM-less EVE-O forum.) Examples for improvements in the post might have been the better way - if done in a fiendly and respectful manner. --*=*=*--
The cause for this is not yet known, but we do have a possible fix in testing. by Sharkbait | 2006.09.20 |
DR HK
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Posted - 2007.01.03 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Micia
Quote: c)The fruit thinking that while it enjoyed its high speed fall into sweet oblivious stickyness that it now has to wait to seed again before it can enjoy the wonderfull ripening again.
Requesting a re-clarification of the "meatbag condition", too.
Why the term meatbags=people
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Vlodec
Amarr Clydec Universal Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Happydayz Statement Grammar and proper sentence and paragraph structure are integral to English language expression. Conjecture You apparently lacked such training during your elementary school years Addendum Because of this you should become aware of a few things: a) your posts are extraordinarily difficult to read b) you have poor understanding of how to make posts on internet forums c) my desire for you to refrain from posting on eve-o in a similar manner Analisis The difficulty reading your posts will make it highly probable that no one will actually look them over Elaboration Cause srsly Intersection No, really duder, srsly Articulated conclusion Trapped in a bad post factory, send ha;lp!
It's "Analysis" not "Analisis". I wouldn't normally point this out, but considering the thrust of your post.........
Am I allowed to say that ? |
Flaming sambuka
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:05:00 -
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Hurt my bleedin eye's readin all that!
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Verus Potestas
Caldari The I-Win Button
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:06:00 -
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Presumably by the name, and the overuse of the word meatbag, the OP is a KOTOR fan.
--- In third-party forums we trust
Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No, ****heads, its my text, not yours. |
Vlodec
Amarr Clydec Universal Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Tachy
Originally by: Happydayz [...]
Bashing rookies is not allowed by the forum rules.
Not everybody's first, second or third language is English. Bashing people for imperfect English is bad style and removes quite a lot of your credibility. Oh, and which of the 180 versions and dialects do you consider 'valid'?
You could have send him a correction or something like that. (Or posted it in case of the PM-less EVE-O forum.) Examples for improvements in the post might have been the better way - if done in a fiendly and respectful manner.
Yes.
Am I allowed to say that ? |
Verus Potestas
Caldari The I-Win Button
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Vlodec
Originally by: Happydayz Statement Grammar and proper sentence and paragraph structure are integral to English language expression. Conjecture You apparently lacked such training during your elementary school years Addendum Because of this you should become aware of a few things: a) your posts are extraordinarily difficult to read b) you have poor understanding of how to make posts on internet forums c) my desire for you to refrain from posting on eve-o in a similar manner Analisis The difficulty reading your posts will make it highly probable that no one will actually look them over Elaboration Cause srsly Intersection No, really duder, srsly Articulated conclusion Trapped in a bad post factory, send ha;lp!
It's "Analysis" not "Analisis". I wouldn't normally point this out, but considering the thrust of your post.........
He copied the OP's section headings and layout, word for word. Analisis was the OP's title, not his.
--- In third-party forums we trust
Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No, ****heads, its my text, not yours. |
Vlodec
Amarr Clydec Universal Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Verus Potestas
Originally by: Vlodec
Originally by: Happydayz Statement Grammar and proper sentence and paragraph structure are integral to English language expression. Conjecture You apparently lacked such training during your elementary school years Addendum Because of this you should become aware of a few things: a) your posts are extraordinarily difficult to read b) you have poor understanding of how to make posts on internet forums c) my desire for you to refrain from posting on eve-o in a similar manner Analisis The difficulty reading your posts will make it highly probable that no one will actually look them over Elaboration Cause srsly Intersection No, really duder, srsly Articulated conclusion Trapped in a bad post factory, send ha;lp!
It's "Analysis" not "Analisis". I wouldn't normally point this out, but considering the thrust of your post.........
He copied the OP's section headings and layout, word for word. Analisis was the OP's title, not his.
And..........?
Am I allowed to say that ? |
Verus Potestas
Caldari The I-Win Button
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Vlodec
Originally by: Verus Potestas
Originally by: Vlodec
Originally by: Happydayz Statement Grammar and proper sentence and paragraph structure are integral to English language expression. Conjecture You apparently lacked such training during your elementary school years Addendum Because of this you should become aware of a few things: a) your posts are extraordinarily difficult to read b) you have poor understanding of how to make posts on internet forums c) my desire for you to refrain from posting on eve-o in a similar manner Analisis The difficulty reading your posts will make it highly probable that no one will actually look them over Elaboration Cause srsly Intersection No, really duder, srsly Articulated conclusion Trapped in a bad post factory, send ha;lp!
It's "Analysis" not "Analisis". I wouldn't normally point this out, but considering the thrust of your post.........
He copied the OP's section headings and layout, word for word. Analisis was the OP's title, not his.
And..........?
And thus the typo was deliberate and not a reflection on his spelling
--- In third-party forums we trust
Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No, ****heads, its my text, not yours. |
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Devil Hanzo
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.01.03 21:16:00 -
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Im locking this since it doesnt seem to become about the topic anytime soon. Remember that english is not everybody's first language.
King of the Pink Sig - Karl Chroimcer Its red and very manly! - Devil Hanzo First sigjack by me ever. - Garthagk Violet would be even manlier - Conuion Meow
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