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Neph
Operation Meatshield Plexodus
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Posted - 2015.11.10 04:20:24 -
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Omega Jovakko wrote:
Perhaps the term "Assassin" is more apt, but I feel this topic got a bit off track anyway.
Yes, Maybe not the work of "Terrorists" per-se, but you have to admit this isn't just some "Sp00ky" curse
Sorry, are you insinuating that Gutter Press might be misreporting non-news?
Our peoples have stared extinction in the eye; but we have spat in that eye and stood to fight with valor and undying loyalty to our culture and our kin. Our struggle is as one, so let us struggle together.
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Omega Jovakko
Mighty 8th Industries
14
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Posted - 2015.11.10 04:23:53 -
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Neph wrote:Omega Jovakko wrote:
Perhaps the term "Assassin" is more apt, but I feel this topic got a bit off track anyway.
Yes, Maybe not the work of "Terrorists" per-se, but you have to admit this isn't just some "Sp00ky" curse
Sorry, are you insinuating that Gutter Press might be misreporting non-news?
I invoke my right to silence.
"that's just blatant Anti-Caldari Propaganda, this Janitor must be arrested at once!"
I really need a drink
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
550
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Posted - 2015.11.10 22:20:14 -
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If the Empire does not already have a secret research program to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar, then it must develop such a program with all possible speed.
I myself have purchased every Takmahl "Holy Statue" that I could find available for sale in Jita (along with other Takmahl artifacts) and will be seeking assistance from the scientifically inclined in testing the destructive potential of these statues against my own slaves.
It is impossible, of course, not to see this discovery by Gutter Press as a point of evidence in favor of Amarr-Blood Raider Reunification. |
Anyanka Funk
Hematology Advancement Program Sani-Sabik
322
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Posted - 2015.11.10 22:53:36 -
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Nauplius wrote:If the Empire does not already have a secret research program to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar, then it must develop such a program with all possible speed.
I myself have purchased every Takmahl "Holy Statue" that I could find available for sale in Jita (along with other Takmahl artifacts) and will be seeking assistance from the scientifically inclined in testing the destructive potential of these statues against my own slaves.
It is impossible, of course, not to see this discovery by Gutter Press as a point of evidence in favor of Amarr-Blood Raider Reunification. Blood Raiders are not racist, so how do you see this as evidence? |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2202
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Posted - 2015.11.10 23:38:16 -
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Nauplius wrote:If the Empire does not already have a secret research program to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar, then it must develop such a program with all possible speed.
I myself have purchased every Takmahl "Holy Statue" that I could find available for sale in Jita (along with other Takmahl artifacts) and will be seeking assistance from the scientifically inclined in testing the destructive potential of these statues against my own slaves.
It is impossible, of course, not to see this discovery by Gutter Press as a point of evidence in favor of Amarr-Blood Raider Reunification. According to my theory the real weapon against these minmatars was their incompetence. And the statues only played the role of an another_huge_object_they_failed_to_handle.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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morion
Lighting Build
0
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Posted - 2015.11.11 00:17:31 -
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Bah ! tinfoil The space orange was probably used. With it's unusual properties of being black unusually thick and hard as stone. Drilled core extracted, replaced with charge likely delivered in fruit baskets unnoticed. Tribal communities have used this cheep shell casing for demolition for generations. |
Neph
Operation Meatshield Plexodus
187
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Posted - 2015.11.11 01:02:40 -
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morion wrote:Bah ! tinfoil The space orange was probably used. With it's unusual properties of being black unusually thick and hard as stone. Drilled core extracted, replaced with charge likely delivered in fruit baskets unnoticed. Tribal communities have used this cheep shell casing for demolition for generations.
What bizarre semi-sentient nanofluid did you accidentally drink?
Our peoples have stared extinction in the eye; but we have spat in that eye and stood to fight with valor and undying loyalty to our culture and our kin. Our struggle is as one, so let us struggle together.
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morion
Lighting Build
1
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Posted - 2015.11.11 01:12:14 -
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With hydrolic orange presses splitting one mechanically, is no diffrent to the extinct coconut. it's a shame if a Minmatar technology was used nontraditional with ill intent. myself beeing very superstitious. Spirits could very well have cursed the statues it's all very fascinating. |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
1780
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Posted - 2015.11.11 02:45:14 -
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Takmahl philosophy being what it apparently was I wouldn't be at all surprised if their leaders intentionally had statues built top-heavy or with strangely positioned centers of mass to make the process of moving and placing them that much more entertaining. |
morion
Lighting Build
2
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Posted - 2015.11.11 03:15:21 -
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________ .\ ---------- / .. \ --------/ ... \ ------ /-----> tip .... \ ---- / ..... \ --- /... /o\ ...... \ -- /..... l ........ \_/ ...../ \ ???????????????????????????????? |
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morion
Lighting Build
2
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Posted - 2015.11.11 04:21:00 -
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with that said building a top heavy thing in a zero G environment happens all the time. a Naglfar would make a terrible monument in gravity. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2203
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Posted - 2015.11.11 04:25:23 -
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morion wrote:With hydrolic orange presses splitting one mechanically, is no diffrent to the extinct coconut. it's a shame if a Minmatar technology was used nontraditional with ill intent. myself beeing very superstitious. Spirits could very well have cursed the statues it's all very fascinating. Excuse me, ma'am, if it would sound a bit offensive, but don't you think that the letter 'i' in your name is unnecessary?..
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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morion
Lighting Build
2
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Posted - 2015.11.11 05:01:07 -
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morion Lighting Build Diana Kim State Protectorate
oio ii ui 4x 'i' iaa i ae oeoae 2x 'i' i'm ok with the 2x1 ratio of 'i' between us both have 2x 'o' but you have 4x 'a' 3x 'e' and myself none granted 1x 'u' was this monument built from vowels? |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2204
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Posted - 2015.11.11 05:55:41 -
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Do you want for my head to explode?..
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Omega Jovakko
Mighty 8th Industries
33
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Posted - 2015.11.11 05:57:23 -
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wait, was mine not supposed to?
"that's just blatant Anti-Caldari Propaganda, this Janitor must be arrested at once!"
I really need a drink
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morion
Lighting Build
2
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Posted - 2015.11.11 06:14:27 -
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kim and morion Takmahl Statue
6x 'i' 4x 'o' 4x 'a' 3x 'e' 1x 'u'
....B - cap stone ...eee ..aaaa .oouoo iiiiii |
Neph
Operation Meatshield Plexodus
188
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Posted - 2015.11.11 06:28:15 -
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Nanite paste head has a thing for vowels, I think.
Our peoples have stared extinction in the eye; but we have spat in that eye and stood to fight with valor and undying loyalty to our culture and our kin. Our struggle is as one, so let us struggle together.
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Omega Jovakko
Mighty 8th Industries
33
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Posted - 2015.11.11 06:50:50 -
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morion wrote:kim and morion Takmahl Statue
6x 'i' 4x 'o' 4x 'a' 3x 'e' 1x 'u'
....B - cap stone ...eee ..aaaa .oouoo iiiiii
I don't understand what's going on, but i'm strangely entertained.
"that's just blatant Anti-Caldari Propaganda, this Janitor must be arrested at once!"
I really need a drink
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
550
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Posted - 2015.11.11 12:12:32 -
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Yesterday, I sought the assistance of scientists in the Summit channels regarding the weaponization and leathality testing of Takmahl statues, but I was met only with derision. O how foolish are the Empyreans, O how vile are the Empyreans!
For the moment, the seven Takmahl Holy Statues, each 5 m^3 in size, have been arranged in and around the slave colony within my hanger. The slaves do not know much about these statues, only that they will soon mean horrific back-breaking labor and death. Because everything in my hanger eventually means horrific back-breaking labor and death for slaves. Amen. Amarr Victor. |
Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
85
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Posted - 2015.11.11 12:20:00 -
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Meanwhile: Bwahahahahahahaha? |
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morion
Lighting Build
2
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Posted - 2015.11.11 13:07:07 -
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when these 5 m^3 Takmahl Holy Statues are unveiled Nauplius please include a Banana for scale. |
morion
Lighting Build
2
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Posted - 2015.11.11 13:45:58 -
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Nauplius i want to thank you so much on behalf of the Tribes your statue collecting hobbie is so much moor promising than the outlawed forced Minmatar slave breast milking. never forget... |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
551
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Posted - 2015.11.12 12:31:20 -
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There are no longer any Takmahl Holy Statues available on the markets. I can only hope they were sold to those who would weaponize them against the Minmatar, not those wayward and liberal elements who would attempt to destroy them as heretical. |
Anyanka Funk
Hematology Advancement Program Sani-Sabik
322
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Posted - 2015.11.12 12:59:58 -
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Nauplius wrote:There are no longer any Takmahl Holy Statues available on the markets. I can only hope they were sold to those who would weaponize them against the Minmatar, not those wayward and liberal elements who would attempt to destroy them as heretical. Or the other option. They could have been bought by people that actually use them for the purpose of being a statue. As decoration. |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
1104
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Posted - 2015.11.14 11:25:47 -
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As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.
I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.
But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
551
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Posted - 2015.11.14 13:45:50 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.
I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.
But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.
Do you believe it possible to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? As a scientist, how would you proceed in weaponizing Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? |
Anyanka Funk
Hematology Advancement Program Sani-Sabik
324
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Posted - 2015.11.14 14:41:33 -
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Nauplius wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.
I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.
But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.
Do you believe it possible to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? As a scientist, how would you proceed in weaponizing Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? That sounds like a loaded question. |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
1780
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Posted - 2015.11.14 16:37:53 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Nauplius wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.
I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.
But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.
Do you believe it possible to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? As a scientist, how would you proceed in weaponizing Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? That sounds like a loaded question.
Spirits help us: the Blood Raiders have weaponized the miserable pun. Soon we'll see Raider boarding parties with wordplay-based flashbangs and suppression weaponry. Comms jammers will broadcast execrable turns of phrase directly into intel channels, then they'll strike while we're helpless with pain.
Truly death will be a mercy.
(Please steal this idea, Nauplius, oh please oh please oh please....) |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2230
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Posted - 2015.11.19 15:28:03 -
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Some new ideas for dread Blood Readers (because of all these word weaponization) weapons: using strawberry jam throwers instead ECM modules; and using giant vacuum cleaners to suck cap instead of energy neutralizers.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Deitra Vess
Khushakor Clan Of Questionable Repute
766
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Posted - 2015.11.19 16:08:58 -
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You have a thing for flying other races ships, why don't you give it a try and tell us how it works out... |
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