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Nexa Necis
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Posted - 2007.02.08 06:27:00 -
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You may have seen the videos of pirates ganking people, then inviting them into their TeamSpeak channels to record their whining for posterity.
Well my friends and foes, you now have an opportunity to see things from the other side.
Delve into the dark scary depths of a carebear's mind as you hear their thoughts and see what they see. Shocking? Perhaps. Scary? Moderately. Entertaining? DEFINITELY!
One of my corpmates was in Tash trying to have some fun with our war targets, Kiroshi Corp. He decides to engage them in his Rifter. Mind you, he is up against a Helios, Raven, Drake, and 2 Merlins.
He had the Helios to about 10% structure before he popped too. He wanted the T2 Cloaking Device pretty badly. Funny how they failed to FRAPS the encounter where their big, bad Rokh fell to 2 T1 cruisers, or how a Nighthawk, Drake and Thorax couldn't take my Domi.
If you watch one Eve video this year, THIS IS THE ONE!
Carebear Killers
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Samirol
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.02.08 06:35:00 -
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post in video section
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Nexa Necis
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Posted - 2007.02.08 06:37:00 -
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Didn't see that section, sorry. Can a mod relocate it for me please? Thanks!
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Samirol
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.02.08 06:39:00 -
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Edited by: Samirol on 08/02/2007 06:37:21 yeah sure ill move it with my moderator account if i remember
I buy insane sigs, mail me ingame. |
Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.08 06:53:00 -
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Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 08/02/2007 06:52:49 That was utter tripe.
"Boo-yaa" go pod yourself.
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Quilan Ziller
Gallente FM Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.08 07:15:00 -
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Mmmm... Can the OP possibly explain the point of the video? All I see is just a bunch of dudes in big ships killing a frig and a pod in Tash Prime. It was not even funny... Is it supposed to be?
______________________________________________________________ Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein |
Nexa Necis
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Posted - 2007.02.08 07:26:00 -
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I find it humorous that they go through all this effort and are whooping and hollering because they killed a Rifter using 2 Merlins, a Drake, Helios and a Raven.
I guess it's not everyone's cup o' tea.
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Arbenowskee
Constructive Influence
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Posted - 2007.02.08 07:42:00 -
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omg they're uber! killed a rifter with raven. that is some skill i tell u :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sig too large. Maximum size 400x120 and 24000 bytes. -Oiri Yusko |
Kjewla
Minmatar TunDraGon
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Posted - 2007.02.08 08:39:00 -
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I don't know what to say
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Na'Kunni
Amarr Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.08 08:57:00 -
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Edited by: Na''Kunni on 08/02/2007 08:56:43 BOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT THE KILL..
LOL!!!!!!
THAT VIDEO WAS.... OMG... AMAZING
nubs,nubs,nubs bleh!bleh!bleh!
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Masochistic Cannibal
Amarr The Ring of Fire
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Posted - 2007.02.08 09:53:00 -
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This thread does not deliver!
Cannibal
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Setana Manoro
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.02.08 10:02:00 -
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Edited by: Setana Manoro on 08/02/2007 10:04:43 Edited by: Setana Manoro on 08/02/2007 10:02:52 If you have read his stories in EVE-Pirate you would have seen his post in another light. He does this for a living and the readers of EVE-Pirate are used to this kind of ironic articles and with this kind of theme. The Crime&Punishment section of the EVE-O forums and particularly the EVE-O forums are not.
That being said, even if i had watched this movie without his comentaries ... it would still look like a joke. First of all it's a BS + BC + 2x Frigs + Destroyer vs a Rifter and they all giggle like schoolgirls; then there is the 13 year old voice on TS effect, but all of that stands very nicely to they're overview settings which are the cause of they're lag ... :)
PS: Destroyer with veldspar in cargo is also very nice ... :) PPS: I see you already made an article about this, going to grab some popcorn. --------------------------------------------------
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2007.02.08 10:38:00 -
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I don't understand.
When pirates gank carebears, they are called uber, and pro, and "u winz0r at Eve" When carebears gank pirates, what? They are called carebears, and children?
This gives more an insight into the pirate (gankbear) mind, not the carebear mind.
And if I don't put the following word, you won't understand what I am trying to say... "okthnxbye"
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Vordark
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.02.08 10:56:00 -
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If this was their first kill evar then I can kind of understand the excitement and pride. If it wasn't, then it is very, very scary. Either way, whichever of them took the time to fraps, edit and mix this video will never know the touch of a woman.
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Francis Reighn
Amarr Liga Freier Terraner
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Posted - 2007.02.08 10:58:00 -
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I misses some Action. And btw Vid already deleted.
GF btw or something like that ^^
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Darg Even
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Posted - 2007.02.08 11:21:00 -
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OMG.
I've never seen a rifter loose to a raven before. Amazing. I now fully understand that pirates are ubercool and all carebears are whiners. Thx for the eye opener, nexa......
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Presidente Gallente
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Posted - 2007.02.08 12:12:00 -
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Edited by: Presidente Gallente on 08/02/2007 12:09:03
Originally by: Nexa Necis I find it humorous that they go through all this effort and are whooping and hollering because they killed a Rifter using 2 Merlins, a Drake, Helios and a Raven.
I guess it's not everyone's cup o' tea.
Tea? Even a glass of air is waste of material.
That was really brave to kill an October 2006 Noob in a gang and the most boring video with 40% credits out there. And now Mikojo is a member of your corp? What a bad sad story for him. Come to Rorsins and catch me in my frig. Bring over your buddies because this time you will need them.
Presidente Gallente
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zwerg
Caldari OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.08 13:24:00 -
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my gf would go crazy if i would shout BOOOYAAAA every kill, and I GOT THE MAIL, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Save the whales!!! Harpoon some Amarrians!!!! It's great being minmatard isnt it?!
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SaltandPepper
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.02.08 13:29:00 -
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a few of you guys should read eve-pirate.com.... thanks for that nexa, i lol¦d :)
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Setana Manoro
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.02.08 14:59:00 -
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BOOOOOOYAAAAAA
Those movie-making skills are wasted on the guy who made the film ... :) 2 min of ending credits on 2 min of action, talk about an e-peen. D
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Samirol
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.02.08 15:12:00 -
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zwerg, dont grief the forum boundaries
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Na'Kunni
Amarr Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.08 15:20:00 -
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Originally by: Samirol zwerg, dont grief the forum boundaries
ROFLMAO
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Stormreaper
Minmatar The Marauders
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Posted - 2007.02.08 17:41:00 -
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great video! this is my no.1 funniest cool uber vid
BOOYAAH
Peace is preperation for war |
Trillian Mcmillan
Cry Me A River Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.08 17:46:00 -
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I dont think i have ever seen something as horrible as this.
The adolescent-klingon-honor speech at the end....
Just... OMG the horror.
"Engage!"
Shiip destroyed: Rifter
"Heres to the finest crew in starfleet"
BOOOOYAAAAA!
Jesus i want my 5mins and 20mbs back.
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Mikojo
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Posted - 2007.02.08 18:08:00 -
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Edited by: Mikojo on 08/02/2007 18:15:49 TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP FOR YOU GUYS Yes I was the one that got killed by a raven, drake, 2 merlins, and a helios.
But Nexa had nothing to do with the making of this video or my corp.
This was a video made by the people that we are currently at war with that popped me and Nexa was merly posting it here for all of us to laugh at.
It was so hilarious the smack in local they did after that too. I fraps'd it myself and I'll do a video reply.
BOOYAH!!!!
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Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.08 18:15:00 -
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Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 08/02/2007 18:12:01 Whoever did it should be shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows. Have said crows shot, castrated,
mutilated chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows, have said crows burned, have the ashes used as makeup on Michael Jackson, have M.J shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field...
You get the point.
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RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.02.08 18:21:00 -
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Edited by: RedFall on 08/02/2007 18:18:32
Originally by: Masochistic Cannibal This thread does not deliver!
Cannibal
Lol.
This thread does deliver.
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Na'Kunni
Amarr Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.08 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tobias Sjodin Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 08/02/2007 18:12:01 Whoever did it should be shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows. Have said crows shot, castrated,
mutilated chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field, eaten by crows, have said crows burned, have the ashes used as makeup on Michael Jackson, have M.J shot, castrated, mutilated, chopped, minced, boiled, spread out over a field...
You get the point.
WOW.......JUST.........OMG....WOW
nice speech :P
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Mikojo
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Posted - 2007.02.08 18:43:00 -
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Edited by: Mikojo on 08/02/2007 18:40:11 Oh and as you can see with my sig we have recently popped the drake and the raven in t1 cruisers and a assault frig but concord took our raven km silly carebears setting off there smartbombs next to gates. We ended up grabbing the ravens pod though .
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Karlemgne
The Black Fleet
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Posted - 2007.02.08 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove I don't understand.
When pirates gank carebears, they are called uber, and pro, and "u winz0r at Eve" When carebears gank pirates, what? They are called carebears, and children?
This gives more an insight into the pirate (gankbear) mind, not the carebear mind.
And if I don't put the following word, you won't understand what I am trying to say... "okthnxbye"
Dude, you BLOBED a Rifter. I only celebrate on teamspeak when we take down an Ishtar with one Myrmidon and a Caracal, we blow up a Carrier, we do something where the odds are at least even, and we win.
Not:
"Rifter at belt 2-1" "Come on, we need 9 guys lets go!" "Oh man, look at that! "Yeah he's in armor!!" "Sweet he blew up" "Woot!" "**** YEAH!" "Sweet" "I GOT THE KILL MAIL!!"
Do you see now why this thread, and that movie, are ridiculous?
-Karlemgne
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Nexa Necis
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Posted - 2007.02.08 19:03:00 -
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Keep in mind people, like Miko said, we didn't make this video. The corp we war dec'd made it and posted it on their website http://www.kiroshi.com
We just found it to be amusing that they get so hyped up on a frig kill with so many ships in tow. The pre-teen voice shouting also provided quite the chuckle.
I keep getting emails and convoes in game of people thinking this is my video, it is not. It's a sucky video of course, but I didn't post it for it's quality or excitement factor, more for the laugh factor.
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Shania Eria
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Posted - 2007.02.08 21:17:00 -
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i loled at his voice
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IRS Informant
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2007.02.08 23:19:00 -
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BOO-YA!!!!111oneoneeleventy
Tbh, seeing stuff like that makes me want to kill it's creators...
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Xeios
Caldari SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:06:00 -
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Bears are funny
I cant really call them sad though. I mean I sat the and watched all 4:24 of it...
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Nanobot
Zephyr Manufacturing Group SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:14:00 -
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Edited by: Nanobot on 09/02/2007 00:11:15 Just got to say Nexa, keep em coming, love the sarcasm.
Been a long time since You've posted here hasn't it?
Oh and more stories on EvE Pirate.
Shoot 1st, shoot some more, keep shooting, some more shot, and if anyones alive after ask a few questions. Just a soldier following orders.
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madaluap
Gallente Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:19:00 -
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BOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAA
Thats probably the best thing evah _________________________________________________ Breetime
A killmail!11!1 omgrawr: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Arkani Gera
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:30:00 -
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oh dear, think i found my next war dec
The corp is mother, the corp is father.
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Karlemgne
The Black Fleet
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Posted - 2007.02.09 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: Nexa Necis Keep in mind people, like Miko said, we didn't make this video. The corp we war dec'd made it and posted it on their website http://www.kiroshi.com
We just found it to be amusing that they get so hyped up on a frig kill with so many ships in tow. The pre-teen voice shouting also provided quite the chuckle.
I keep getting emails and convoes in game of people thinking this is my video, it is not. It's a sucky video of course, but I didn't post it for it's quality or excitement factor, more for the laugh factor.
Very good! I aprove of this message. :) Funny ****.
-Karlemgne
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Dario Wall
Caldari The Movement
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Posted - 2007.02.09 04:43:00 -
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Eh... Whoever was saying "BOOYAAA!!!" needed to be drug into low sec/0.0 and ganked down into a basic clone.
As for if this was their first actual PvP kill, I can understand the excitement. When I first started piracy, Samirol and I took out a Ferox with my Crusader and Samirol's Taranis. If I recall correctly, that was my first ever "PvP" kill as a pirate, and I got very excited about it.
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Divine Misconception
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Posted - 2007.02.09 06:25:00 -
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Edited by: Divine Misconception on 09/02/2007 06:23:56 Stop breaking the damn tables yea bastard. Video sucks.
Seriously, why the hell does this break my tables?
Mention the video sucks?
Op was Vague. The guys in the video need therapy. Coke Habbit |
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Karille
Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.02.09 07:54:00 -
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BOOYAAAAAAAAA! I GOT THE KILL MAIL!!11 _________________________________________________________
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Eagle32
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Posted - 2007.02.09 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: Trillian Mcmillan Jesus i want my 5mins and 20mbs back.
Lol. That's what I said.
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Demonique
Minmatar WOLFPACK DELTA
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Posted - 2007.02.09 11:41:00 -
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Is it me or does the guy speaking on that (crap) vid sound like Ray from "everybody loves raymond"?
Anyway... U R TEH SUX0R
ahem ... no really... good vid
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Karlemgne
The Black Fleet
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Posted - 2007.02.09 16:41:00 -
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Originally by: Dario Wall Eh... Whoever was saying "BOOYAAA!!!" needed to be drug into low sec/0.0 and ganked down into a basic clone.
As for if this was their first actual PvP kill, I can understand the excitement. When I first started piracy, Samirol and I took out a Ferox with my Crusader and Samirol's Taranis. If I recall correctly, that was my first ever "PvP" kill as a pirate, and I got very excited about it.
Agreed. :) Still it is funny. Boo-Yay! Rifter kill!
-Karlemgne
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wictro
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Posted - 2007.02.10 11:50:00 -
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Edited by: wictro on 10/02/2007 11:48:00 whats the song playing while the credits roll?
booyaaarrrr :)
edit.* should i hear more than one voice?
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Ishquar Teh'Sainte
Maza Nostra RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.10 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Tiny Tove I don't understand.
When pirates gank carebears, they are called uber, and pro, and "u winz0r at Eve" When carebears gank pirates, what? They are called carebears, and children?
This gives more an insight into the pirate (gankbear) mind, not the carebear mind.
And if I don't put the following word, you won't understand what I am trying to say... "okthnxbye"
i can assure you - if a corpmate of mine would "create" such a piece of .. well .. boredom and insignificance - i'd flame him
it has nothing to do with beeing pirate or not ... do i like videos where 5 people shoot a frig? hell no (only exception would be: the guy who's making the video is flying the frig )
the only people that get away with *real* gank videos, would be snigg with their vid about the amamake lockdown. and only because they a.) show their camp setup and b.) because of the sheer amount of destruction they caused.
i don't have a problem with people, that kill "easy" targets in situations to their favor. hell no .. i couldn't care less if this rifter died or not. but making a video about a boring gank is a waste of bandwith and time for the viewer. ___________________
-Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
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wictro
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Posted - 2007.02.10 13:24:00 -
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i am in expression that the video is made by the frigate side.
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Rei Toai
Faaip De Oiad
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Posted - 2007.02.10 13:44:00 -
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nope it's not .. the "cameraman" of kiroshi corp was flying around in a catalyst. __________________________________
I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it I don't want to know. |
TheJacko
Gallente Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.02.10 14:22:00 -
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omg no way you can blob a rifter is that your 1st ever kill? :D
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wictro
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Posted - 2007.02.10 14:46:00 -
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Originally by: Rei Toai nope it's not .. the "cameraman" of kiroshi corp was flying around in a catalyst.
then why in gods name did he leave the "booyah's" on the vid? :D
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SATAN
BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2007.02.11 02:26:00 -
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Edited by: SATAN on 11/02/2007 02:23:34 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Five, no maybe 10 years from now in your case you will flash back to the moments of this video and think was I really that retarted.
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MAD D0G
Caldari BURN EDEN GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.02.11 02:32:00 -
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OMFG NEED I SAY MORE
MAD D0G - Spelt with number,not letter
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.11 02:47:00 -
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That wasn't just bad.
That transcended bad.
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EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
Samirol
Blood Sweat and Tears
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Posted - 2007.02.11 02:54:00 -
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Originally by: Dario Wall Eh... Whoever was saying "BOOYAAA!!!" needed to be drug into low sec/0.0 and ganked down into a basic clone.
As for if this was their first actual PvP kill, I can understand the excitement. When I first started piracy, Samirol and I took out a Ferox with my Crusader and Samirol's Taranis. If I recall correctly, that was my first ever "PvP" kill as a pirate, and I got very excited about it.
yarrrr
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Devian 666
KAIZEN BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2007.02.11 09:16:00 -
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I've heard there'll be a sequel where they shoot down a shuttle with 15 ravens. Cool an orange sig |
LittleTerror
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.02.11 12:14:00 -
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Humm hehe humm that was different
Oh and the word you are looking for is Yarrr and not boooooooooyaaaaa |
Danno
Rogues
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Posted - 2007.02.11 18:02:00 -
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what i'm enjoying here are all the dummies who think this is the op's vid,
just shows how dumdness and the urge to flame can block out the actual words/meaning written. go back and look at them all.. you guys know who you are..
good vid - I also think its funny how excited/satisfied they were about such a non-event
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Devian 666
KAIZEN BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2007.02.11 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: Danno what i'm enjoying here are all the dummies who think this is the op's vid,
just shows how dumdness and the urge to flame can block out the actual words/meaning written. go back and look at them all.. you guys know who you are..
good vid - I also think its funny how excited/satisfied they were about such a non-event
I'm still in disbelief that they bothered to make the video in the first place. Too much effort for shooting down a disposible ship.
I never get that excited when I shoot down a ship except when I shot down a heretic while flying a celestis when I first started pvping. Cool an orange sig |
Promon Delnai
Scorn.
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Posted - 2007.02.11 22:24:00 -
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Worst. Video. Ever. ________________
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Rekorb
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Posted - 2007.02.11 22:34:00 -
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The minds of carebears give me shivers! I can't stop gigling about them saying "booyyaahh" :D
Anyways, Nexa keep them suffering, love your stories on eve-pirate!
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Plaetean
Blood Sweat and Tears
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Posted - 2007.02.12 04:12:00 -
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Edited by: Plaetean on 12/02/2007 04:11:32 Oh sweet merciful lord, make the pain go away. I just keep hearing it over and over...
BOOOOYYAAAAAAAAA
IT'S A ******* RIFTER
EDIT: Oh I just got to the credits. This is just unbeleivable.
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Rells
Caldari Agony Unleashed
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Posted - 2007.02.12 04:18:00 -
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It never ceases to amaze me how many people stroke their own egos for the "fantastic" feat of killing someone who is untrained and/or unprepared for pvp. Killing carebears is not especially hard and those that do it routinely are merely trying to stroke their own egos.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.12 04:32:00 -
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Augh my eyes
*looks at goatse*
aah thats better
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Krystal Divine
Minmatar The Black Fleet
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Posted - 2007.02.13 20:17:00 -
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Now the peoples on my vent won't stop going "Booyah". Congrats on making yourself the new forum joke.
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Dr Saitek
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Posted - 2007.02.14 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: Danno what i'm enjoying here are all the dummies who think this is the op's vid,
just shows how dumbness and the urge to flame can block out the actual words/meaning written. go back and look at them all.. you guys know who you are..
good vid - I also think its funny how excited/satisfied they were about such a non-event
Hmm, I suspect reading comprehension is not a required skill for pirates. ;)
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