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Kata Dakini
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Posted - 2007.02.08 23:09:00 -
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Edited by: Kata Dakini on 08/02/2007 23:11:45 WATER
It has been scientifically proven, that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in dookie, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of dookie.
BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Dookie
BEER = HEALTH
FREE YOURSELF OF Dookie.......... DRINK BEER
It is better to drink beer and talk **** than it is to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:16:00 -
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This is the E-O forums mate. You're preaching to the converted. --------------------------------------------------------------------
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Benco97
Gallente Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:54:00 -
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So.. what is this "Water"? Sounds as unbelieveable as "Sunlight"
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.02.09 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Kata Dakini Edited by: Kata Dakini on 08/02/2007 23:11:45 WATER
It has been scientifically proven, that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in dookie, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of dookie.
BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Dookie
BEER = HEALTH
FREE YOURSELF OF Dookie.......... DRINK BEER
It is better to drink beer and talk **** than it is to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.
Several problems with your theory:
1. ***** is not 100% Ecoli bacteria, which is quite obvious; so you are consuming 1 kg of *****, but more. 2. Alcohol is fermented with yeast, know to cause yeast infections in the genitials and bloodstream.
This is why I stick to carbonated beverages, CO2 gas is quite caustic, and suffocates most bacteria.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.02.09 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: Benco97 So.. what is this "Water"? Sounds as unbelieveable as "Sunlight"
Sunlight is what you encounter when you cross the threshhold of that mysterious portal known only as "the front door". It is a great ball of fire that bathes the sky in blinding light, like some brilliant beast of the heavens. People encountering it for the first time often recoil in horror at it's majestic glory, retiring to the comfortingly dim abode that is "the eve-playing chair". --------------------------------------------------------------------
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Kata Dakini
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Posted - 2007.02.09 03:20:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Several problems with your theory:
1. ***** is not 100% Ecoli bacteria, which is quite obvious; so you are consuming 1 kg of *****, but more. 2. Alcohol is fermented with yeast, know to cause yeast infections in the genitials and bloodstream.
This is why I stick to carbonated beverages, CO2 gas is quite caustic, and suffocates most bacteria.
Somebody sound the DORK alarm.
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized.
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Corphus
Sha Kharn Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.09 03:21:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly This is the E-O forums mate. You're preaching to the converted.
hail B33R ! indeed there are several of us who shower and toothbrush with beer instead of water here aswell.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.02.09 03:53:00 -
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Originally by: Kata Dakini
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Several problems with your theory:
1. ***** is not 100% Ecoli bacteria, which is quite obvious; so you are consuming 1 kg of *****, but more. 2. Alcohol is fermented with yeast, know to cause yeast infections in the genitials and bloodstream.
This is why I stick to carbonated beverages, CO2 gas is quite caustic, and suffocates most bacteria.
Somebody sound the DORK alarm.
I'm an engg. student you TooL, just because you have trouble keeping up doesn't mean there is something wrong with me .
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Kata Dakini
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Posted - 2007.02.09 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
I'm an engg. student you TooL, just because you have trouble keeping up doesn't mean there is something wrong with me .
Exactly my point. Thank you for making it clear.
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized.
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Mutant Caldari
Caldari VSP Corp. R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.02.09 07:45:00 -
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Glad I only drink soda and the occasional alchoholic beverage Yeah I am a pirate.What are you gonna do about it? |
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MrTriggerHappy
Caldari Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.02.09 08:50:00 -
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Save water!! Drink beer! --------------------------------
My Comments in no way reflect my corp or alliance |
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Serathu
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.02.09 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: MrTriggerHappy Save water!! Drink beer!
My brother has a t-shirt from Ireland that reads "Save water, drink Porter"
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Hypatia Iola
Caldari Warhounds
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Posted - 2007.02.09 14:30:00 -
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soo... you're advocating alcoholism... you are an ebil, ebil hooman being!
nah just kidding. I stick to soda myself, slightly fewer health risks... ah the forums are fantastic and full of love
Originally by: Zions Child its not worth it. karn, you have VERY little social skill and regard for basic human beings. People like you, are what make the world a |
Wild Rho
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.02.09 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Sunlight is what you encounter when you cross the threshhold of that mysterious portal known only as "the front door". It is a great ball of fire that bathes the sky in blinding light, like some brilliant beast of the heavens. People encountering it for the first time often recoil in horror at it's majestic glory, retiring to the comfortingly dim abode that is "the eve-playing chair".
Now you're just making stuff up.
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
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Jonas O'Fall
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Posted - 2007.02.09 16:10:00 -
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Quote: BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Distillation is how you create liquor, wine and beer are just fermented. Wines (and some beers) are not filtered. The alcohol is what makes them safe to drink, as it kills the bacteria that get into the mix after the boiling has completed (which sanitizes the initial volume of water).
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