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Galan Amarias
Amarr Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.03.06 08:33:00 -
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No no, this is a funny anti-pie story.
So I'm out looking for someone to blow up in my T2 fitted Harby. Everyone is hiding, no one in my fav low sec haunts.. probably my fault for making them my favorites. Anyway I know a few systems off there will be more low sec and people and gate camps..what the heck, Enter system X and sure enough red flashie battleship. The new T3 Minmitar one, can't recall the name. Well that's bad, lets see if he can lock before I warp, duh of corse he can, harby is a BC and Sloooow. So tank online, I'll fly back through the gate. Wait he has to tank the guns, and there is no way a mere T3 BS can tank the guns and me right? (I'm uber you see) Gawd I'm borred need to shoot something, anything.. ok what the heck, F1-F8, launch drones holy crap got him at half armor! (well me and the guns I supose) wooo. Crap! He has drones (go figure) Ow they are big. Oh look he has friends too (A coupla more BS warp in), and another armor repaier.. excelently baited sir o7 POP Harby goes boom (lag) pop Pod goes boom. (I don't use implants so I feel I owe a good trap the pod kill.)
Got a convo from one of the friends, he told me he didn't shoot, was there in case I made it back through the gate ;). Anyway turns out the T3 Bs had T2 guns too.. I bid them GF and enjoy the loot, and we had a healthy laugh because I got more balls than sense.
Look I poped a miner <-- Uber
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Paul Steelman
Amarr Soubeyran Family Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.03.06 10:19:00 -
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I have the corpse of this guy for sale.
Contact me ingame for prices and information on BPC's of Kestrel, Standard Missile Launcher I, and Dual Light Beam Laser I - while supplies last! |
Kehmor
Caldari The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.06 11:42:00 -
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what I *realy* don't get is how this is ironic.
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Kylana Darkfate
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.06 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Mandrake Knight Edited by: Mandrake Knight on 02/03/2007 22:16:11 so much hate, maybe its time some of you stepped off eve and found the company of a woman
Anyway there are more types of funny then gut busting rolling on the floor or sarcasm. I found ironic humor in this situation and siezed the moment.
And to those nos-on-taranis haters, you can laugh all you want but it is effective
And I ended up with the mail anyway, it is amazing what a litle bit of tact will get you these days.
Don't worry Mandrake, I found it funny. What you have to remember is 90% of the people on the forums are kiddies with an IQ of about 80 and a small *****. They will never find the company of a women, and if they do it won't be one to brag about. In real life they're just kiddies living in Mommy's basment on the computer Daddy bought them for Christmas. Take no heed to the trash that is now the Eve forums, for honestly it's become worse than the WoW forums.
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"You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley." ...Well how about the Dread Pirate Kylana? ^_^ |
Kehmor
Caldari The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.06 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
They will never find the company of a women, and if they do it won't be one to brag about.
as apposed to you who merely pretends to be a woman.
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Kylana Darkfate
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.06 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
They will never find the company of a women, and if they do it won't be one to brag about.
as apposed to you who merely pretends to be a woman.
Who said I pretend? I would link a photo but the last thing I want to think about is some teenager having some fantasy to it. --------------------------------
"You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley." ...Well how about the Dread Pirate Kylana? ^_^ |
Vrabac
Amarr Shadowed Souls
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Posted - 2007.03.06 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Kylana Darkfate Don't worry Mandrake, I found it funny. What you have to remember is 90% of the people on the forums are kiddies with an IQ of about 80 and a small *****.
I'm sure he's not worried now that such a sane and highly intelligent person as yourself found it funny.
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Kehmor
Caldari The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.06 14:16:00 -
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Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
They will never find the company of a women, and if they do it won't be one to brag about.
as apposed to you who merely pretends to be a woman.
Who said I pretend? I would link a photo but the last thing I want to think about is some teenager having some fantasy to it.
That or you are unable to position the camera in such a way that obscures your hideous facial disfigurements. As for fantasies I've never really had a fetish for feminist ****s who have to target "twelve year old" boys on an online gaming website because they feel so inadequete compared to guys their own age. Sort yourself out in real life, then come back to this forum.
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Kylana Darkfate
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.07 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
They will never find the company of a women, and if they do it won't be one to brag about.
as apposed to you who merely pretends to be a woman.
Who said I pretend? I would link a photo but the last thing I want to think about is some teenager having some fantasy to it.
That or you are unable to position the camera in such a way that obscures your hideous facial disfigurements. As for fantasies I've never really had a fetish for feminist ****s who have to target "twelve year old" boys on an online gaming website because they feel so inadequete compared to guys their own age. Sort yourself out in real life, then come back to this forum.
Oh please! You're about as worthless in real life as the bum I gave money to the other day so he would leave my friends and I alone. Your real life is obviously so horrible and you have huge self-esteem issues you feel the need to be "cool" and "tough" in Eve to make up for it. Go be emo and try to kill yourself again, maybe this time you'll succeed and the world and Eve will be a better place.
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"You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley." ...Well how about the Dread Pirate Kylana? ^_^ |
Kehmor
Caldari The Movement
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Posted - 2007.03.07 00:22:00 -
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Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
Oh please! You're about as worthless in real life as the bum I gave money to the other day so he would leave my friends and I alone. Your real life is obviously so horrible and you have huge self-esteem issues you feel the need to be "cool" and "tough" in Eve to make up for it. Go be emo and try to kill yourself again, maybe this time you'll succeed and the world and Eve will be a better place.
such wit and delivered with such finese. "you are abotu as lame as a really lame guy I met yesterday. pure genius. The way I act in eve is infact a contrast to myself in real life, in that I do not butcher innocent people on the way back from doing their shopping in real life. As for my real life the mere fact that i have access to broadband internet allowing me to play eve indicates it can't really be that bad in the grand scheme of this, however I am sure you know all about me. Get back to the kitchen sweetheart.
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Destr0math
Tritanium Workers Union
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Posted - 2007.03.07 01:04:00 -
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Edited by: Destr0math on 07/03/2007 01:00:59
Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
Oh please! You're about as worthless in real life as the bum I gave money to the other day so he would leave my friends and I alone. Your real life is obviously so horrible and you have huge self-esteem issues you feel the need to be "cool" and "tough" in Eve to make up for it. Go be emo and try to kill yourself again, maybe this time you'll succeed and the world and Eve will be a better place.
yarr, sounds like someone got ransomed IRL! --- we fly for the golden star. |
Nero Ya'ng
Caldari YaFa Empires
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Posted - 2007.03.07 06:22:00 -
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Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
Originally by: Mandrake Knight Edited by: Mandrake Knight on 02/03/2007 22:16:11 so much hate, maybe its time some of you stepped off eve and found the company of a woman
Anyway there are more types of funny then gut busting rolling on the floor or sarcasm. I found ironic humor in this situation and siezed the moment.
And to those nos-on-taranis haters, you can laugh all you want but it is effective
And I ended up with the mail anyway, it is amazing what a litle bit of tact will get you these days.
Don't worry Mandrake, I found it funny. What you have to remember is 90% of the people on the forums are kiddies with an IQ of about 80 and a small *****. They will never find the company of a women, and if they do it won't be one to brag about. In real life they're just kiddies living in Mommy's basment on the computer Daddy bought them for Christmas. Take no heed to the trash that is now the Eve forums, for honestly it's become worse than the WoW forums.
oh lol, now this topic starts to get funny. to make such a comment you have to be really grown up and very very intelligent. im impressed.
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Alumion
Amarr Golden Fury Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.07 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Kylana Darkfate
Oh please! You're about as worthless in real life as the bum I gave money to the other day so he would leave my friends and I alone. Your real life is obviously so horrible and you have huge self-esteem issues you feel the need to be "cool" and "tough" in Eve to make up for it. Go be emo and try to kill yourself again, maybe this time you'll succeed and the world and Eve will be a better place.
So anyone whoose opinion does not match yours is worthless in real life? Or are you a psychologist? A psychic maybe? ---
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Ashiana
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Posted - 2007.03.07 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: Mandrake Knight Edited by: Mandrake Knight on 02/03/2007 22:16:11 so much hate, maybe its time some of you stepped off eve and found the company of a woman
Anyway there are more types of funny then gut busting rolling on the floor or sarcasm. I found ironic humor in this situation and siezed the moment.
And to those nos-on-taranis haters, you can laugh all you want but it is effective
And I ended up with the mail anyway, it is amazing what a litle bit of tact will get you these days.
You're likely to get your ass flamed off posting in C&P unless you're a well-known and able PvPer. Meh, the residents seem to like it that way
It may have been funny to you, but it's not all that unusual in lowsec PvP. Outlaws are vulnerable at gates to pretty much anything that can scramble and web.
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Cyberflayer
Mercurialis Inc. Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.07 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Destr0math yarr, sounds like someone got ransomed IRL!
This thread has been won. ---
Originally by: JabJabVVV Apparently titans cost over a billion isk to produce
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Jebe Noyon
Shadowed Souls
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Posted - 2007.03.07 16:58:00 -
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"Never had a pleasure of having a company of woman" statement is really old. TBH, I thought no one throws these inna forums any more.
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DarkElf
Caldari Veto.
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Posted - 2007.03.07 17:04:00 -
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me thinks someone needs to learn the definition of the word IRONY. don't get it tbh.
well done for killing a battlecruiser while it was under sentry fire. u are leet!!!
DE
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VJ Maverick
Caldari Maverick Specialized Services
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Posted - 2007.03.09 15:52:00 -
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Originally by: Jebe Noyon "Never had a pleasure of having a company of woman" statement is really old. TBH, I thought no one throws these inna forums any more.
Actually, the quote was "a womEn" which makes it even funnier. Nothing worse than thinking up a lame insult and then making it even more lame by screwing it up.
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Silver Sheath
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Posted - 2007.03.09 17:21:00 -
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Edited by: Silver Sheath on 09/03/2007 17:18:57 Steps to being a forum attention ***** (i.e. ****ing people off for reactions):
1. Pretend to be female. 2. Spell your sex wrong. 3. Make a general man-bashing comment. 4. Eff her, you guys are leagues above the trash on WoW.
L**k! I c*n us* *he ast*r*ik k*y t*o!!!*!*!
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