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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.10 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Freddy Jnr John,
I'm sure if you ask nicely enough, Dax will send you a signed black and white photo of himself with his shirt unbuttoned.
The stipulation for me sending you that picture was that you didn't tell everyone else about it....
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.10 22:29:00 -
[482]
I'd prefer a picture of Dodiez, but somehow I think Curzon might get a little upset at that.
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.08.11 02:18:00 -
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Well. After much thought and deliberation, I decided to create and submit my very own lyrics for an EVE Parody. The idea came around, when Curzon mentioning doing a parody of Barbie Girls for Racketeers. It seemed like a joke then, so I wondered if I could make my own lyrics, but I finally figured I didn't know enough about them to do anything worthwhile.
Then I thought about other things I could do with the song, and the lyrics Girl on EVE were born. The song is for a male and female singer of course, so I threw in Dodiez name there since she's the only other singer that has sung with Curzon. I probably spent less than 2 hours writing these, so they may very well be a bit rough around the edges. But I like most of the rhyming, and I find it amusing. So here y'all go, Girl on EVE, don't hate me for it. It was at least fun to write.
Girl on EVE:
Curzon - Hiya Dodiez! Dodiez - Hey Curzon! Curzon - You wanna play some EVE? Dodiez - Sure, Curzon! Curzon - Lets go!
Dodiez: I'm a girl on EvE, who loves to pvp Ships and Missiles, all the bells and whistles! You can mine a rock, make alot of ISK The choices, are yours to make
Curzon (different voice - I know you have a million of 'em): Hey its a girl, let's go Cyber!
Dodiez: I'm a girl on EVE, surrounded by e-peen Wave it in my face, oh what a disgrace They try and hit on me, brag about their ganks Your Thorax, its really only pixels
I'm a young, lovely girl in this virtual world Watch me fight, watch me tank, don't try 'n baby me
Curzon: Hey my girl, don't blow me off, see I rock at this game Say your mine, chat with me, just you wait and watch
Dodiez: Oh my god, go away Or I'll blast you a whole new one, oooh whoa
I'm a girl on EVE, and now you've ****ed me off Feel the PMS, oooh the distress Let the missiles fly, shrapnel everywhere You've gone and crossed me, now were gonna party.
Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh
Dodized I can fight, I can tank, do whatever I want I can strip a belt, or camp this here gate
Cuzon: Hey my friend, don't fire yet, lets try this again Hit the belts, fool around, I'll show you my Titan
Dodiez: You were told, you were warned I said to please stay far away You were told, you were warned I said to please stay far away
Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh
Dodiez: I'm a girl on EVE and I got some skills Don't underestimate, or it's checkmate You can come and try, just don't run and cry Be a man, take it like one can
I'm a girl on EVE, and guess who I can see It's Mr. Lame, back for more pain You can't take a hint, no I won't get on vent. Just get a grip, now go take a trip
Curzon: Come on, lady, please go easy, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, please don't hurt me, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh Come on, lady, not my ship, (Dodiez) ha ha ha, yeah Come on, lady, spare the implants, (Dodiez) oooh, oooh
Curzon & Dodiez: (Curzon back to regular voice) Dodiez - Hey, I was having fun there! Curzon - And let you blast all the idiots yourself? Dodiez - Awwww.... Come on.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.11 02:55:00 -
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Hrm...
creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover...
*In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon*
"Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look."
We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post.
I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them.
As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace.
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.08.11 03:02:00 -
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Edited by: Naervic on 11/08/2007 03:03:07
Originally by: Curzon Dax Hrm...
creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover...
*In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon*
"Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look."
We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post.
I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them.
As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace.
Like I said, a couple hours. I know alot of the lyrics probably need to match up with syllables or something... Plus I'm male dunno how accurate the song was.
And that Romance in Eve... I coulda swore that was about guys imitating girls for favors. =P Not actual girls, actually playing.
But if you can make it better, that would be pretty awesome. If not, ah well, it was fun to write anyways.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.11 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Naervic Edited by: Naervic on 11/08/2007 03:03:07
Originally by: Curzon Dax Hrm...
creative, innovative, the lyrics would absolutely need a "***** Eye for the Straight Eye" kind of makeover...
*In the voice of American Idol judge and tool Simon*
"Hrm...I'm not sure what to make of these, I'll have Dodiez take a look."
We kind of already did the girls in Eve (see Romance in Eve). Racketeers are something I haven't made fun of yet; they religiously bump my threads, which is quite nice, despite the trivial content of anything they post.
I did some research on their corp history, community experience, forum feedback from other folks/corps, and think that I have enough material to accurately portray them.
As for the backtrack, I pay a guy ISK to smuggle them out of his workplace.
Like I said, a couple hours. I know alot of the lyrics probably need to match up with syllables or something... Plus I'm male dunno how accurate the song was.
And that Romance in Eve... I coulda swore that was about guys imitating girls for favors. =P Not actual girls, actually playing.
But if you can make it better, that would be pretty awesome. If not, ah well, it was fun to write anyways.
I personally think it has promise. I laughed when I read it, so that's definitely something good.
And for the gentleman wanting a pic of me...there's already one of me posted somewhere on this forum...
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.08.11 14:25:00 -
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Well thank you Dodiez. Glad they have some promise. Also found that reading them without the music, makes it sound incredibly lame. Definitely much better when I can match each line to the actual song. >_<
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.11 21:27:00 -
[488]
Edited by: John Wainwright on 11/08/2007 21:27:21 /me begins frantically searching for posts by Dodiez...
Of course, that assumes Curzon didn't post it with your permission... I'm never gonna find it...
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.11 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: John Wainwright Edited by: John Wainwright on 11/08/2007 21:27:21 /me begins frantically searching for posts by Dodiez...
Of course, that assumes Curzon didn't post it with your permission... I'm never gonna find it...
Shouldn't be too hard to find...
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P'uck
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Posted - 2007.08.12 10:32:00 -
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After I had your songs lying around on the Desktop for a while, clogging up my windows, I decided to get you (drumroll)....
YOUR OWN FOLDER in my mp3 collection!
So that's it. You're there. Famous. Right between "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and the relics of "Cypress Hill".
Great stuff man, keep up the good work. Can't wait to listen to "Lowrider". Oh, and I think... "Space Cowboy" by the Steve Miller Band... kinda asks for it... I already wrote the 3rd line for you:
"Some people call me 'Curzon' 'cause that is.... the way that I'm actually called."
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Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.08.13 03:04:00 -
[491]
obviously shes referring to her avatar :(
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.13 04:24:00 -
[492]
Originally by: Shi Lang obviously shes referring to her avatar :(
No, I'm really not. =)
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.13 12:42:00 -
[493]
But....can you really make Barbie Girl any better than it already is?
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.13 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt But....can you really make Barbie Girl any better than it already is?
Only time will tell.
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firefly5000
Gallente Vi0lated Acquisitions
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Posted - 2007.08.14 07:26:00 -
[495]
hi
are you still making more songs ? |
Fortuk Monmouth
MetaForge Ekliptika
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Posted - 2007.08.14 18:38:00 -
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do a parody of "I'm to sexy for my shirt"
something along the lines of..."I'm to sexy for my nyx"
anyway, once i get back from vacation I will download all your songs, love em!!
Originally by: hango Our corp chat is generally full of people e-hugging and e-snuggling. ISD is cool like that.
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Gillman
Minmatar Smoking Hillbillys The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2007.08.15 21:39:00 -
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Hey Curzon
you know you sound alot like Guybrush Treepwhood out of Monkey island 4
But brilliant work ;)
mebe make as eve parodi of Metallica - one about clones
just a suggestion
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Anton Marx
Caldari Bulgarian Mafia Squad The OSS
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Posted - 2007.08.16 15:20:00 -
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I'm absolutely amazed by your work Curzon!
It's one of the most refreshing things about the EvE "Culture"!
And it's people like you that create that "Culture"!
- Omega Security Syndicate -
[BULG]Anton Marx |
Vrizuh
Eve Defence Force Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.08.16 20:27:00 -
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Im too sexy for my nyx? No way. "Im too sexy for my Obelisk", in reference to the IAC guy who jumped out of his freighter in Jita and left it there. I can just imagine some drunk guy singing that as he ejects.
ahh, so..Dodiez pic you say? I'd love to have seen a video of her doing that high voice. Does she make a funny face? Somehow I always have trouble putting a non-serious voice to a human face.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.16 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Vrizuh Im too sexy for my nyx? No way. "Im too sexy for my Obelisk", in reference to the IAC guy who jumped out of his freighter in Jita and left it there. I can just imagine some drunk guy singing that as he ejects.
ahh, so..Dodiez pic you say? I'd love to have seen a video of her doing that high voice. Does she make a funny face? Somehow I always have trouble putting a non-serious voice to a human face.
No, I don't make a funny face. =p I talk that way sometimes, but the singing that high isn't that hard for me at all. It's just that it's not my normal singing voice...I just exaggerate it.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.21 01:46:00 -
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Dodiez is a big liar.
She talks like that too. She sounds so cute.
But thanks for the support, enjoy the tunes, and I'll have a new one out here soon. :) Working with a couple of...more qualified people than me to rework / edit some of the current material.
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Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.08.21 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Dodiez is a big liar.
She talks like that too. She sounds so cute.
But thanks for the support, enjoy the tunes, and I'll have a new one out here soon. :) Working with a couple of...more qualified people than me to rework / edit some of the current material.
About time, I need something to cheer me up around here. --- We are Recuiting! If you have what it takes, click me! Oh yeah...click me....yeah... |
John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.26 01:32:00 -
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*bump*
What song is coming out?
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teko82
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Posted - 2007.08.28 20:32:00 -
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We where doing some ice mining in the ally, and one of our members most have blown a fuse, suddently he starts singing (which he can't) but the lyrics is nice ;) To the ghostbusters theme:
thhere is soomething straaange in your nabourhood whoo do you wanna call ROID BUUSTERS
Could be nice if you at some point (doesn't have to be now, thoug it would be nice ) made a mining song on that theme
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tesame
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Posted - 2007.08.30 16:18:00 -
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How about Bohemian Rhapsody for a new track?
How about Paradise City for a new track?
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SamuraiJack
Caldari Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.08.31 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
In Production:
Track 15: Contract Scammers Track 16: The BoB Polka Track 17: ASCN Oddity Track 18: Carebear's Paradise Track 19: I Like to Gank It" Track 20: Low-Rider Track 21: Because I Got High Track 22: Forum Whiners Unite (The Grinch Edition)
interesting Dax... So when do we get to hear the rest? :P
The BoB-Online is getting some chuckles from my corp atm.
I'd be intersted in the ASCN one. See how that one plays out.
SJ. CLS CEO, Valainloce Executor and Standings Director =-
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Wintermoon
Arctic Productions
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Posted - 2007.09.02 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: tesame How about Paradise City for a new track?
"Take me down to the Jita-lag-city! Where the chat is mean and the deals are pretty! Take me home"
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Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.06 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: SamuraiJack
Originally by: Curzon Dax
In Production:
Track 15: Contract Scammers Track 16: The BoB Polka Track 17: ASCN Oddity Track 18: Carebear's Paradise Track 19: I Like to Gank It" Track 20: Low-Rider Track 21: Because I Got High Track 22: Forum Whiners Unite (The Grinch Edition)
interesting Dax... So when do we get to hear the rest? :P
The BoB-Online is getting some chuckles from my corp atm.
I'd be intersted in the ASCN one. See how that one plays out.
Ah....I'm actually redoing Dax is Back right now. Dodiez thinks that its one of the best songs that I've ever done, and if it were less offensive, it wouldn't get forum banned. With any luck....maybe a release tonight. :)
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John Wainwright
NCN Corp Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.09.08 05:34:00 -
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You LIE!!! There is no new Dax is Back and it has been over 24 hours!!
Either that, or you just have horrible luck. ;)
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Dodiez
Gallente The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.08 07:35:00 -
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No, he's just been busy FC'ing some ninja ops. I'm sure he'll be re-recording it really soon. Believe me, it's goooooooood. I'm so lucky I get previews. Among other things.
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