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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:35:00 -
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THIS JUST IN--DeathGrip, a.k.a. Proton Power, is a BoB alt, a spy, a l33t h4xx0r, and is running a massive Ponzi scam to defraud investors out of billions of hard-earned isk so that he can buy a Titan and use it to camp PF-346.
It's part of a huge conspiracy involving people at the top levels of every major alliance in the game. Seleene is his alt, for that matter. He coordinates all of AXE's login-traps on Privateers, for which Privateers will no doubt war-dec him soon. Small children burst into tears whenever he approaches.
He is single-handedly responsible for the high price of Hulks and Vagabonds. He feasts on the blood of virgins.
Posted with an alt, because I don't want him to find out just how much I know. Doh!
Discuss.
--P
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Darken Two
Gallente Hybonashi Industries Kith of Venal
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:36:00 -
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Not funny.
As a matter of fact, didn't even register on my funny meter.
Originally by: Blind Fear Generally, when trying to be a puppetmaster, it is considered good form not to wrap the strings around your neck and choke yourself.
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Emrod
Legion Du Lys Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:37:00 -
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Edited by: Emrod on 14/03/2007 18:34:18 O RLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
damn typo edit
I sell some logoffski t2 module,improved forum flamming tachyon beam and Bob Lag generator faction item, contact me ingame for more info :P |
Ceratin
ClanKillers Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:38:00 -
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IBTL.. Lacks content 1/10 ------------
All hail! Leader of the pod brigade.. |
Laythun
Black Lance Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:40:00 -
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Lacks Humour 1/10 Please choose a less distracting signature -Sahwoolo Etoophie Black Lance Brother
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Kam SingDu'k
Singularity. The Cartel.
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:41:00 -
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worst post ever?
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Adril Alatar
Minmatar Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Kam SingDu'k worst post ever?
yes
0/10
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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:43:00 -
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Just trying to fulfill his wish.
--P
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:44:00 -
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I found it rather amusing -----
$Forum + $Bob + $Devs == $ForumPostCount+++++; |
Hast
Refused.
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:45:00 -
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this thread needs some me.
Originally by: omeega PICTURE TOO BIG, KGB INCOMING HAVE FUN.
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Hast this thread needs some me.
I concur. -----
$Forum + $Bob + $Devs == $ForumPostCount+++++; |
Cloue
Gallente Stripping Agency
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain I found it rather amusing
Well you have to
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Gallente Stripping Agency. |
The Anointed
Caldari Evolutionary Transhumanist Apperception
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:53:00 -
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Post with your alt!
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ZaKma
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:54:00 -
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Seleene is so many people's alt these days.. gotta wonder how that guy finds time to play.
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Montaire
Lacedaemon. Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.14 18:55:00 -
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Hrm.
Im trying to find some clever way to imply he's a developer and Im failing.
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Arcterran
Amarr DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:31:00 -
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This thread needs more cowbell....desperately.
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Jas Dor
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:44:00 -
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I thought it was well known that Proton was a BoB alt. If his other alt is Seleene well that would surprise me, don't think he has enough time for that.
And EMFI is run by a pirate. What's your point? Oh yeah Ponzi scheme. Well maybe but um folks have said that they have contracts with PCT for comps and such (besides with the divedends PCT pays out wouldn't they be at zero by now).
Dal Names, Dates, Times, Engagements, Losses, Op-Tempo or STFU! |
Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:47:00 -
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ibtl
At least please type some random letters to your corpmates if you don't know what to post. -----
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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:47:00 -
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Originally by: Arcterran This thread needs more cowbell....desperately.
DeathGrip puts his pants on just like the rest of you--one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on, he logs on as SirMolle.
--P
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:48:00 -
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Eh, not that funny.
Needs a new twist to make it amusing again.
Like "SirMolle is Remedial's alt" or "Seleene is a D2 spy."
--23 Member--
EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard |
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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:49:00 -
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Originally by: Jas Dor I thought it was well known that Proton was a BoB alt. If his other alt is Seleene well that would surprise me, don't think he has enough time for that.
And EMFI is run by a pirate. What's your point? Oh yeah Ponzi scheme. Well maybe but um folks have said that they have contracts with PCT for comps and such (besides with the divedends PCT pays out wouldn't they be at zero by now).
Dal
You would take the word of Omber Zombie, who everyone knows is a DeathGrip alt?
--P
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Fred0
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:53:00 -
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Probably the most stupid post ever in making an attempt at ridiculing these forums. They suck enough nowadays without you making the alts look good Pilk.
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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Fred0 Probably the most stupid post ever in making an attempt at ridiculing these forums. They suck enough nowadays without you making the alts look good Pilk.
You're right, of course. This thread is notably worse than WTB RA Pilot who stay's online.
--P
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Omber Zombie
Gallente Frontier Technologies
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Posted - 2007.03.14 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Pilk
You would take the word of Omber Zombie, who everyone knows is a DeathGrip alt?
--P
awesome, does that mean i am seleene's alt too? and if i am seleene's alt, am I also blacklight?
wait, that makes me a dev ----------------------
FTEK | Production ~ Research ~ Sales ~ Election Fixing |
Daald
Gekidoku Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.03.14 20:51:00 -
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Quote:
He feasts on the blood of virgins.
For the love of god why!!! Couldn't they be slightly used before he drinks their blood?
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Kharakan
Amarr Magnificent Beavers Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.03.14 21:07:00 -
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Originally by: Daald
Quote:
He feasts on the blood of virgins.
For the love of god why!!! Couldn't they be slightly used before he drinks their blood?
Well, 'he feasts on the blood of virgins-up-until-fairly-recently (the lecherous bastard)' doesn't have quite the same ring to it
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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B0rn2KiLL
DEATHFUNK
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Posted - 2007.03.14 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Laythun Lacks Humour 1/10
what he said ^ ---
Originally by: Oveur It's important to understand that EVE is a "PvP" focused game
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DeathGrip
Amarr Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 21:11:00 -
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WoW. Axe is goign to be in so much trouble tonight by steel whom I understand is actually a D2 alt. But its all good :)
AXE - Where the men work hard and the girls want to play. |
Murphy
Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.14 21:18:00 -
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Edited by: Murphy on 14/03/2007 21:15:38
Originally by: Pilk THIS JUST IN--DeathGrip, a.k.a. Proton Power, is a BoB alt, a spy, a l33t h4xx0r, and is running a massive Ponzi scam to defraud investors out of billions of hard-earned isk so that he can buy a Titan and use it to camp PF-346.
It's part of a huge conspiracy involving people at the top levels of every major alliance in the game. Seleene is his alt, for that matter. He coordinates all of AXE's login-traps on Privateers, for which Privateers will no doubt war-dec him soon. Small children burst into tears whenever he approaches.
He is single-handedly responsible for the high price of Hulks and Vagabonds. He feasts on the blood of virgins.
Posted with an alt, because I don't want him to find out just how much I know. Doh!
Discuss.
--P
his gf told me last night she burst into tears when he shows up too.
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Cmd Woodlouse
Cataclysm Enterprises Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.14 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Hast this thread needs some me.
ur corp is TEH suxx --------------------------------
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