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Amaroq Dricaldari
Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.12.21 20:39:00 -
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If any of you remember the original Corrupt-a-Wish thread, then you don't need me to explain it. But I will explain it for those who haven't heard of it yet.
Basically, you grant the wish of the poster above you, but you corrupt it in some minor way. Then, you make your own wish.
As with the Corrupt-a-Wish tradition, I will start the game by making my wish. Have fun, and remember this: You have to be careful what you wish for.
I wish I had the best computer in the world. And no, the human brain does not count. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2012.01.07 17:54:00 -
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VKhaun Vex wrote:Renturu wrote:I wish my wish could be corrupted. You wish to be a Disney child star, and end up with a drug problem, on the front page for shoplifting, and all over the internet in a poor quality sex tape with someone you will later hate. Then, at your fifteenth birthday party, you announce the beginning of your career as a professional rapper and plead with your agent to keep news of Disney letting you go as quiet as possible. I wish I could walk through walls.
Wish granted. You can also fall throuugh the ground, so you keep on falling... and falling... and falling... until you hit the earth's mantel and are instantly incinerated.
I wish for the EVE servers to start using GPUs and NPUs (network processing units) to supplement the CPUs, and that it used Memristors instead of Flash Memory. YAY! NO MORE LAG! |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2012.01.09 00:56:00 -
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Wish granted. The bear is so strong that you get crushed. The end. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.12 23:30:00 -
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prwar desu wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.
I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason. Thread reappeared with a bad reply I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver
Wish granted. Fortunately, there is no way for me to corrupt it without being offensive. I hope you get better soon...
--- I wish the United States finally elected a president who wasn't an idiot (this wish is on not just for me, but for people all around the country). My thread in the EVE Fiction forums has dissapeared. Somebody please help! |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.15 04:13:00 -
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Wish granted. And then a gay guy comes in and ruins the fun.
I wish I could come up with something better. My thread in the EVE Fiction forums has dissapeared. Somebody please help! |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.16 05:19:00 -
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Wish granted. However, the Stabber is on Auto-Pilot and belongs to the enemy faction, so it automatically pods you.
I pray, not for an easier life, but to be a stronger (metaphorically) man. My thread in the EVE Fiction forums has dissapeared. Somebody please help! |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.18 23:33:00 -
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Wish granted. It mysteriously starts giving you catfood.
I REALLY wish SOPA and PIPA won't be passed. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.20 00:30:00 -
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Since this thread is too awesome to die, I will attempt to corrupt my own wish.
Wish granted, but now they are going to use our internet rights against us.
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I WISH FOR PIE! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation.
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Posted - 2012.01.23 08:08:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:VKhaun Vex wrote:
I wish I had remembered to set my skill queue before going to work. >.<
Granted, you queued up Jury Rigging 5, completely useless to you as you only need 4 to use T2 rigs or to train any other rig types. It's only purpose is for T3 subsystem manufacture. You get home to find that your queue is stuck in this state and any attempt to petition it crashes EVE, petitions via the website cause an error on your browser, the forum eats all your posts about the issue. The only posts that do get through are ones full of rage about everything but nothing specifically. You are banned because of several of these threads being marked as spam and ranting. I wish I'd stop veering off the carrier skill plan :3
Wish granted, unfortunately you get podded twice in a row and forgot to re-upgrade your clone.
Trying to type with a Kindle Fire sucks (I had to use it to type that). I wish that I had a keyboard dock for the damn thing. And I want a Mechanicle Keyboard, not a crappy touchscreen one. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.23 23:14:00 -
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Wish granted. Using the knowledge aquired from the day of intelligent posting, the Devs build a prototype Replicator, Teleporter, and Subliminal Message Device all powered by a Nuclear Reactor. Once they set it all up, they teleport a bunch of beer bottles to the desks of EVERYONE playing the game (except you) and use the subliminal message transmitter to forve everyone to get drunk on the booze. After they are all drunk, one of the devs randomly starts banning people from the game, and you are one of the people to randomly get banned.
I wish reverse psychology worked when I was trying to get people to help me with something. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.24 00:01:00 -
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Wish granted. As soon as someone perfects a cure for both AIDS and Cancer, their head explodes and you here a repeated recochet sound and you see sparks everywhere. After the bullet finally stops moving and drops to the ground, it is confirmed to not have come from any gun and to have gone off on its own and literally picked a random direction to start flying in. SHAME ON YOU, STRAY BULLET!
I wish I had a huge crate of COMBUSTABLE LEMONS THAT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.26 00:04:00 -
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Wish granted. You take a bite from a 4-dimensional orange that fell from space, and since you damaged a 4-dimensional object it causes a you-ending paradox.
I wisshhhhhhhhh..... Oh, sorry, I think I fell asleep.
I wish for a pink pony with rocket jet boosters in its ass and a rainbow minigun bolted to its forehead... This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.27 05:21:00 -
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Bumpity Bum-bum Ba-Bump This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.28 15:34:00 -
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Wish granted.
After spending so much time on the forums and making so many cotributions to EVE, your brain suddenly depends on the game, and everytime there is a downtime you suffer a headache so horrifying that you feel like your head is going to explode.
I wish I was CCP's Favorite player. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.30 06:51:00 -
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Don't tell me everyone lost interest. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.31 00:55:00 -
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JordanParey wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted.
After spending so much time on the forums and making so many cotributions to EVE, your brain suddenly depends on the game, and everytime there is a downtime you suffer a headache so horrifying that you feel like your head is going to explode.
I wish I was CCP's Favorite player. Wish granted, you become CCP's favorite player. You are showered with limited issue ships, all the ISK you want, devhax, T2 BPOs, and custom ship skins that have naked ladies painted on them. Outside the game, you realize that you're still a nobody, with few REAL assets, no friends, no social skills, and a sex life that entails no sex and no life. I wish that I had better social skills. And no, not the ingame kind.
Wish granted. You go to Barnes & Noble and find a real-life copy of Fast Talk!
I wish I stopped losing Internet Connectionfor no damn reason. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.02.01 00:49:00 -
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Yorick rashnikov wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:JordanParey wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted.
After spending so much time on the forums and making so many cotributions to EVE, your brain suddenly depends on the game, and everytime there is a downtime you suffer a headache so horrifying that you feel like your head is going to explode.
I wish I was CCP's Favorite player. Wish granted, you become CCP's favorite player. You are showered with limited issue ships, all the ISK you want, devhax, T2 BPOs, and custom ship skins that have naked ladies painted on them. Outside the game, you realize that you're still a nobody, with few REAL assets, no friends, no social skills, and a sex life that entails no sex and no life. I wish that I had better social skills. And no, not the ingame kind. Wish granted. You go to Barnes & Noble and find a real-life copy of Fast Talk! I wish I stopped losing Internet Connectionfor no damn reason. Granted, but you know have an old 56kbit dial up connection. I wish i had a 300lb chocolate cake. Wish granted. Right as you are about to take the first slice, you fall through a trap door into an incinerator room. In addition, there are little alcoves in the walls populated by Aperture Science brand Turrets.
I wish I had a Portal Gun. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.02.01 20:33:00 -
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Nephilius wrote:Wish Granted. However, in your excitement, you fail to read the instructions on proper use of Portal Gun. The gun backfires, creating a singularity that exists just long enough to cause you to spaghettify. Your mangled corpse is later found, and after a national news story, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is claimed to be a reality. Clever atheists everywhere curse their brilliance, and develop a life-long aversion to pasta dishes.
I wish that Stephanie Meyer had never written the Twilight series, instead opting for Weight Watchers, finding a nice man, getting married and never developing serious mental issues that she now passes on to tens of millions of impressionable people. Wish granted. Now the world is overrun with something even worse than Twilight fans.
If only my cat wasn't a dumbass, eh? This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.02.03 01:57:00 -
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You guys don't know Canadian, eh? You want me to say my wish in American instead?
I wish my cat wasn't ********. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.04 21:30:00 -
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Wish granted. Just like me, you now have a 56kbit dial-up connection.
I wish I had a Strategic Cruiser. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.04 22:32:00 -
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Wish granted. This thread will now cease to exist.
And if I remember correctly, I only said that I would stop making threads. Replies are a different story entirely.
I wish that one troll ceased to exist and didn't cause me to ragequit the other night. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.05 06:24:00 -
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You forgot to make a wish. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.06 06:34:00 -
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Wish granted. It is the ****** 3rd Generation, which as no Backwards Compatibility and instead has downgraded graphics. And don't say that it has Blu-Ray, because the old one has it too.
I wish for at least one day where everyone on the Internet could get along. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.06 22:34:00 -
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Wish granted. You are now trapped inside the tank both freezing to death and drowning at the same time.
I wish the Steam client would stop ******* up at random. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.07 05:58:00 -
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Wish potentially granted. But now nobody is going to recruit you because they see that you have no potential.
I wish I had a real Social Adaptation Chip and Cybernetic Subprocessor, that I had the money to get them in the first place, that they actually worked, and that my brain could actually handle the information. And I still want money left over. And I want them in real-life, not in EVE. A memory augmentation would also be nice.
I also wish that I got them a long time ago. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.07 09:55:00 -
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Hya Bam wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish potentially granted. But now nobody is going to recruit you because they see that you have no potential.
I wish I had a real Social Adaptation Chip and Cybernetic Subprocessor, that I had the money to get them in the first place, that they actually worked, and that my brain could actually handle the information. And I still want money left over. And I want them in real-life, not in EVE. A memory augmentation would also be nice.
I also wish that I got them a long time ago. Wish granted. You were able to take part in the initial product trials and human testing. However, because of certain limitations on our 21st century technology, they have to plug into a wall outlet to work, and since they are hard wired into your brain, your whole brain shuts of when you pull the plug. Also, having gotten them a long time ago, they only take floppy disks, and have 16MB memory. I wish that I hadn't dropped out of college, and instead stuck with it and graduated. I might still be washing dishes, but at least I would have that little piece of paper to prove I actually got what I paid for. Wish granted. You go back to college to get a second chance, but you decide to enlist in the Marine Core first to pay for your college tuition. Thus, you have to go through very stressful and dangerous training, and then you have to go overseas for war. But at least they will pay for your college education.
I wish... I wish...
Ha! You'll have to guess what I wished for this time! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.08 00:50:00 -
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Wish granted. It is the distant future year 99999, and your guitar amp came is broken, and since it is an ancient antique nobody is able to repair it. In addition, it cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I wish I wasn't so sick all of the time. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
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Posted - 2012.02.08 02:44:00 -
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Hans Zwaardhandler wrote:Wish granted. You are no longer sick all of the time. Instead, you have developed curious things inside of your blood that repel disease. Science and the government catches wind of this, as well as old rich people with hopelessly incurable diseases unless they have your blood. You are forced to go on the run to avoid capture, and can not stop in one place for more than five minutes or They will catch you.
I wish for a computer that could run EVE at the best graphical power without a jitter. Wish granted. It will cost you 999,999,999,999,999 ISK (Interstellar Kredits). That is because the year is now 99999, and EVE Online has evolved to the point of being so Graphically intensive it won't run on even the most powerful Super Computers of that day and age, so you have to buy God's computer (the universe itself).
I wish a Dev would finally reply to this thread. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Posted - 2012.02.09 02:54:00 -
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Wish granted. You are the ruler of a parrallel universe which is 100% uninhabited (don't ask me how you got there) and then someone in another universe tries bridging the two universes on the subspace level to generate Zero Point Energy, but it creates Entropy Particles on your side which are highly dangerous and disobey all of the known laws of physics. They also create a tear in the fabric of time and space, and then it breaches the subspace uniserse and destroys your universe in a plank second. Also note that there are more plank seconds in a second than there are seconds since the beginning of the universe.
I wish I was in the universe that wasn't being bombarded with entropy particles. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.09 21:50:00 -
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I assume that my wish is mysteriously un-corruptable. What a shame. You can do anything to me if you feel like it. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.09 22:22:00 -
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Wish granted. You and your boyfriend recieve 99999 likes on the 4chan forums, and then you both end up trapped in the universe being bombarded with entropy particles, somehow.
I wish that one guy would get the message that I just don't care about him anymore. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.11 02:45:00 -
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Wish granted. You have a titan with Civilian Mining Lasers.
I shall copy the wish of the next poster. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.11 03:08:00 -
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Wish granted. You just did.
I wish we could get some good ones again. You know, some good ones? This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.11 20:34:00 -
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Bump This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.12 04:58:00 -
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Wish granted. In order to prevent a Universe-Ending paradox, a new incident occurs that causes you to lose a limb.
I wish for a turkey sandwich. And I don't want there to be any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any of your other surprises, you got that?! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.12 21:24:00 -
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Sasha Khaine wrote:Granted, though the link sent me to a video of a man eating his own head.
I wish I had the ability to teleport wherever and whenever I wanted without any chance of failure or risk of getting hurt or hurting someone else in the universe. The effect would also make me invincible and impervious to all forms of damage, even death itself couldn't kill me. Critical Exstence Failure. Death is a He, not an It. And everytime you teleport, it requires Zero Point Energy (that is ALOT of power), and the only way to generate that energy is by bridging your universe with another one, thus creating Entopy Particles which tear a hole in the fabric of that universe, eventually destroying it. You didn't hurt anyone in your own universe, but you just destroyed another one. And then some jackass in another alternate universe tries the same thing you did, and it destroys your universe.
I wish I had the powers of the Hypnotic Southern General. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.17 05:29:00 -
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Wish granted. They all come in the form of 3D Re-Releases of the originals.
I wish I could sleep comfortably on this couch for once. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.19 07:51:00 -
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Repeating Wish This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.20 03:45:00 -
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rodyas wrote:I wish Kevin Smiith wasn't fat.
Cierejai wrote:I wish I had better luck. Wishes granted. All of that fat-matter had to be transported somewhere, and now both of you are fat. However, all of that fat just happens to be the very thing that saves your lives, because you both happen to be on a ship that crashes near Antarctica, and you need your fat to keep yourselves afloat as you swim to the continent, not to mention that you need it to keep yourselves warm. When you get on the continent, you are rescued by a team of pengiuns and then they take you to their underground lab to get the fat of your bodies (and use it to fuel the lamps of some nearby explorers).
I wish I didn't get sick again. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.02.20 23:26:00 -
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Willard Mitt Romney wrote:Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius wrote:Wish granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil, also known as Bill Gates.
I wish I owned a field of Casap (that addictive corn from Stargate) and payed hundreds of addicted servants to farm it. Oh, you do own a farm of Casap sir. You would be wealthy due to your initiative and your enterprising use of addicted labor. But, you are under the Obama administration which taxes away all of your profits. And then big government comes in and regulates you out of business. And government entitlement programs take your hard-earned money and squander it all away on entitlement programs. Give-away programs, such as rehabilitating Casap addicts. Or supporting suspect charities such as the Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation. Now, if I Mitt Romney were President, it would be different. You and all other enterprising Americans of the right type would have your wishes granted. You could thrive and prosper without the influence of big government. That would in turn keep your addicts in jobs. And Mitt Romney is about keeping people in jobs. I'm Mitt Romney, and I wish to be President of these United States of America. Wish granted. Obama goes on a socialist ragequit and assinates you with the help of the zombified Kim Jung Il and a band of terrorists.
I wish that my laptop didn't suck so badly. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.01 07:08:00 -
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Wish granted. Didn't your Velator used to have a bathroom? Wait, I forgot you were Minmatar.
I wish I was no longer having computer trouble. I want to get back in action. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.05 07:58:00 -
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My old wish has expired. Time for a new one.
I wish, For a Shrubberry! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.05 19:21:00 -
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I said a Shrubbery! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.07 07:47:00 -
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I still want a shrubbery. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.10 05:53:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Granted, but all the larch trees are always close, so he can never see them.
I wish to stay on unemployment all my life. hurray Wish granted. You are now a hobo. Here is your diesel-powered dustbin that serves as both your method of transportation and your home.
Ow. Something keeps biting me in the ass, and I want whatever it is to stop. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.10 23:08:00 -
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I wish for one of the items on that wishlist mentioned above. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.18 11:12:00 -
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What the hell is Equestria?
I wish I knew what Equestria was. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.20 10:11:00 -
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*sigh*
Bump This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.04.02 00:21:00 -
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Wish granted. The movie will get remade in 50 years, but it is 4 hours long it it will cost $500 per ticket. It will be worth it, however because it will be the best movie in existence, with ultra-photo-realistic special effects and it will play at 4k resolutions with 8.8 surround sound. In addition, you get a free copy of the movie on a Holigraphic Versatile Disc upon watching it from beginning to end on the big screen.
To reiterate on my corruption, it costs $500 per ticket, it will take 50 years, and a HVD player costs $15,000 This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.04.17 04:40:00 -
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Wish grant cancellation successful. You killed my thread.
Beginning Round 3 now.
I wish everything was better (try to corrupt that one) This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.08.24 21:27:00 -
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Wish granted. However, bagels now only come into existence by growing on a certain type of tree, which is extinct, and your last bagel just went bad.
I wish fo-
//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start //brain.exe is not responding >> windows vista has not detected your keyboard, press F1 to retry, F2 to abort //self_destruct porocess initiatied > self_destruct in >> self_destruct.exe aborted
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Ahem. Sorry 'bout that. I thought this thread was shutdown months ago.
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I wish for Cake. And Soda. 'CAUSE I'M BACK! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.08.25 16:52:00 -
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.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise. Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs. Tough luck, rookie.
I wish I knew what was making that damn noise... This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.08.26 10:22:00 -
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Wish granted. Your computer vanishes mysterisouly one morning and returns a month later with a mysterious gold medal. However, it will never run anything ever again. EVER.
I wish Brass Tags weren't so damn expensive. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.08.26 23:38:00 -
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Wish granted. Right no longer exists, and you somehow ended up in Zoolander's body. Remember, he can't turn left.
I wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi
//with_corrupter.exe is not respondind >> aborting_process This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.08.27 00:41:00 -
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Wish granted, but they had somehow acquired 90% of yuor assets beforehand. Both in real-life and in-game.
I wish I could use my brain to implode the internet. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.08.28 11:41:00 -
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//divide_by_zero error >> ert //out_of_cheese error >> redo_from_start
./reboot_complete ./restarting_process ./attempting to give_a_damn
//unable to give_a_damn >> stopping //attempt_failed >> damn_not_given
./constructing appropriate_response ./initiating_response
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WHAT?! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.09.03 22:35:00 -
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Wish granted, you can now type a hundred times as fast, but it causes your fingers to burn off from the friction, and the keys on your keyboard melt from the heat.
Speaking of keyboards...
I wish for a keyboard that didn't mess up every 5 seconds (because of this terrible keyboard, it took me at least 5 times as long to write this post than it took for you to read it).
With such a simple and descriptive wish, what could possibly go wrong? This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.09.07 03:42:00 -
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I know that bumps and double posts are both not allowed, but I don't think this thread is at all ready to die. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:54:00 -
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MY GAWD! A wishless person! Stand back, I'll handle this!
>> hijack romvex.exe // loading personality files // rebooting
You wish for a Cuban Cigar. Your wish was granted, but there was a very high concentration of powdered Aluming and Iron Oxide for some unexplainable reason. When you light your cigar, it incinerates your mouth at temperatures higher than that of Molten Magma.
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My next wish? Surprise me.
P.S.: I'm going on leave for a while (again). I need to get my laptop fixed at some point, so I want you all to try as hard as you possibly can, let your creativity build up before you unleash it. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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