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Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.25 15:23:00 -
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Zenos Ebeth wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
I wish for Cake. And Soda. 'CAUSE I'M BACK!
Wish granted , the cake is absolutely delicious , it is the best thing you have ever eaten , it was so good actually that everything else now feels disgusting in comparison , you now spend the rest of your life in search for another copy of this cake , suffering every day as you are forced to eat disguting food. Additionaly , the cake was so good that you completely forgot about the soda can. I wish i had a calculator that could divide by 0.
Granted, but the universe collapses.
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Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.25 21:18:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise. Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs. Tough luck, rookie.
I wish I knew what was making that damn noise...
Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind.
I wish i was a Rifter. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.26 00:31:00 -
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Pasta OfDoom wrote:Bendonni Narri wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise. Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs. Tough luck, rookie.
I wish I knew what was making that damn noise... Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind. I wish i was a Rifter. Granted, but the person flying you mixes shield and hull tank and goes into a wormhole where he creates a safe spot 12 au from the sun after flying for years and years. He then ejects from you and pods himself, and you are stuck in a wormhole for the rest of eternity.
(I'm going to pretend you wished for higher intelligence)
Granted, but your head explodes.
I wish Westwood was never bought out by EA. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.26 16:11:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Granted, but now human teeth are the best badges to collect, and you grandma ran out 3 months ago, and your own pearly whites just might help buy that jump freighter you wanted.
I wish a jar jar binks solo prequel movie would be made (try corrupting the already corrupted)
Granted, It's a smash hit, and the entire star wars fandom is now about Jar-Jar.
I wish One direction never existed. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.26 23:50:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. Right no longer exists, and you somehow ended up in Zoolander's body. Remember, he can't turn left.
I wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi
//with_corrupter.exe is not respondind >> aborting_process
Wish corrupter is a deadly virus, you are now a mindless slave.
I wish all of Goonswarm's assets were frozen. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.27 19:35:00 -
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Pinstar Colton wrote:To do so, you must upload your brain onto the internet first and get imploded with it.... Also Google has the entire internet backed up about 17 times and simply rolls out a restore, bringing the net back online in its entirety before anyone noticed...minus you or your brain.
Since we're on the subject of plugging our brains into things:
I wish there was a program with the same power as Photoshop that you could plug your brain into... allowing you to 'draw' whatever images come into your mind...without needing to actually know how to draw...
Granted, as it later turns out, your brain has the artistic style of a Socialist, none of the drawings you make are very good.
I wish Westwood and Bioware had controlling stakes in EA. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.28 21:51:00 -
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Pinstar Colton wrote:Granted. You are given "Farmlands" named "Melon Farm" that is 4 times the size of your current farm. Sadly, the land is actually a superfund site in NJ that used to hold an old battery factory. The land is toxic and not fit for growing anything. You now own a lot of land in NJ that you now get to pay NJ level property taxes on.
I wish I could know every language on earth, both written and spoken, fluently.
Wish granted, unfortunately, almost every other language on earth was replaced by English, so now no one understands anything you say.
I wish CCP wouldn't take off the "like" buttons on your own post, so i could give myself likes and/or wallow in self pity. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.30 20:46:00 -
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Adalun Dey wrote:Wish granted. You have liked your own post a gazillion times. Sadly due to CCPs new changes to the forums all the other players ragequit and you're the only one left.
I wish i wouldn't have posted in this thread.
Wish granted.
Deleting your existence...
Existence deleted.
I wish for pie. That is all.
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Bendonni Narri
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Posted - 2012.08.30 21:23:00 -
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Jim Era wrote:This pie is actually chili pie, and lots of beer to drink (because what goes better with pie than beer?)
Resulting in extremely painful diarrhea mixed with heartburn and indigestion.
I wish to (that feel when you are thinking for 15 minutes of things you want but come up with literally nothing) become good at EVE.
And possibly have more desires?
Granted.
Sadly, CCP is bought out by EA. and all of your ships and skills are taken away, and you need to shell out a lot of cash for them.
I wish i could type faster.
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