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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.18 04:35:00 -
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Wish granted. However, you get drunk one day and accidentally turn yourself into a sweetroll. Then someone eats you.
I wish I could get more customers. The economy is in total chaos. Would you like to buy a melon? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.21 02:58:00 -
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Wish granted. It is one of my famous meatpies.
I wish for an 'Assination' via Natural Disaster to occur. Alternate Wish: I wish for 'Assination' by Over-Charged Tazer. I'm new to the game and need help starting out. Can somebody give me some loans? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.26 00:05:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. You take a bite from a 4-dimensional orange that fell from space, and since you damaged a 4-dimensional object it causes a you-ending paradox.
I wisshhhhhhhhh..... Oh, sorry, I think I fell asleep.
I wish for a pink pony with rocket jet boosters in its ass and a rainbow minigun bolted to its forehead... ... Any suggestions, guys? I'm new to the game and need help starting out. Can somebody give me some loans? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.02.07 05:02:00 -
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Wish granted. A member of CCP starts fitting your ships and training your PvP skills for you, but then someone else at CCP catches them. He gets fired and you get banned.
I wish I got kicked by my corporation. A friend of mine shares this account, and they were about to get their character enlisted in a corporation but their application got rejected because my alliance is at war with theirs. And my alliance isn't taking new recruits, by the way. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Outliving Stars
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Posted - 2012.02.12 19:47:00 -
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Wish granted. The turkey is a little dry.
I wish I could do this. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.20 03:48:00 -
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Wish granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil, also known as Bill Gates.
I wish I owned a field of Casap (that addictive corn from Stargate) and payed hundreds of addicted servants to farm it. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.09 03:57:00 -
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NO ONE EXPECTS THE MINMATAR INQUISITION!
I want to see someone who can recognize a larch tree from far away. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.21 07:29:00 -
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Wish granted. Since you wished for nothing, to nothingness you return. In an attempt to generate zero point energy, someone on the other side opens a bridge to your universe, thus bombarding it with entropy particles. To get them to stop, you teleport yourself through, only to discover the person on the other side is you, so you are sent back, but halfway through the journey that bridge colllapses, and thus you cease to exist.
I wish I was a member of CONCORD. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.04.03 04:11:00 -
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Wish granted. Since you forgot to make a wish, I shall wish for you.
I wish for Hybrid Weapons to not suck. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.08.28 12:00:00 -
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Kiroma Halandri wrote:I wish I didn't have a wish. So you wish you didn't have a wish, but I have to grant the wish, so you had no wish, but that means you couldn't wish for no wish, which means you DID have a wish, and... and... GAH! SCREW THIS!Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:WHAT?! ... What he said.
I wish for... a bigger melon farm. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
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